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When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country
When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country

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If the supposed Russian Hackers are half as competent as the propaganda against them makes them sound, we may as well surrender already. Of course this would require actually finding them or at least some evidence of their existence.
If the supposed Russian Hackers are half as competent as the propaganda against them makes them sound, we may as well surrender already. Of course this would require actually finding them or at least some evidence of their existence.

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Japan's love for English

when you wear a shirt in english so that you can seem hip and cool with english speakers but you dont know english then an american punches you in the face because your shirt says "f--- you" but dont know why because you were too lazy to learn english in school so you just assume that he violated the NAP for no reason
when you wear a shirt in english so that you can seem hip and cool with english speakers but you dont know english then an american punches you in the face because your shirt says "f--- you" but dont know why because you were too lazy to learn english in school so you just assume that he violated the NAP for no reason

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Freddy Fazbear

when you shove an innocent security guard into an animatronic suit because he violated the NAP
when you shove an innocent security guard into an animatronic suit because he violated the NAP

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Townsville

Let's be honest. Where would you rather be? A place with a bunch of thugs or monsters destroying your city every single day.
Let's be honest. Where would you rather be? A place with a bunch of thugs or monsters destroying your city every single day.

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IED vandalism memeball

When you hit an IED while driving to work, and try to call a private ambulance but you get arrested because the IED was someone's private propertv.
When you hit an IED while driving to work, and try to call a private ambulance but you get arrested because the IED was someone's private propertv.

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Ancap Deescalation Memeball

When someone trespasses on your property accidentally and you politely ask them to leave instead of overreacting because you aren't insane
When someone trespasses on your property accidentally and you politely ask them to leave instead of overreacting because you aren't insane

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Ancap Copyright Memeball

When the local memelord copyrights the original AnCap smiley so you're stuck with this s----- uncopyrighted version
When the local memelord copyrights the original AnCap smiley so you're stuck with this s----- uncopyrighted version

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Ancap Consequences Memeball

When your neighbor accidentally walks onto your lawn so you decide to fire a McNuke at him, completely obliterating the threat to you NAP, but also killing you, him, and the hundreds of thousands of other people around you, and as you rot in hell for killing all those innocent people, you realize not only did you waste a s--- load of money on a single nuclear missile, you also completely obliterated any chance you had of getting any customers by ruining your public relations since people aren't going to do business with a person who killed hundreds of thousands of people and you would have also gotten a reputation as mentally unstable, so you realize the proper thing for you to do would have been to politely ask him to leave, and he probably would have done so
When your neighbor accidentally walks onto your lawn so you decide to fire a McNuke at him, completely obliterating the threat to you NAP, but also killing you, him, and the hundreds of thousands of other people around you, and as you rot in hell for killing all those innocent people, you realize not only did you waste a s--- load of money on a single nuclear missile, you also completely obliterated any chance you had of getting any customers by ruining your public relations since people aren't going to do business with a person who killed hundreds of thousands of people and you would have also gotten a reputation as mentally unstable, so you realize the proper thing for you to do would have been to politely ask him to leave, and he probably would have done so

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McPicardía

McWhen McMcDonald's McTrademarks McEvery McWord Mcln McExistance.
McWhen McMcDonald's McTrademarks McEvery McWord Mcln McExistance.

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Ancap Trial By Combat Memeball

The Telegraph Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.
The Telegraph Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.

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The Beacon of Democracy

My own
My own

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BMW

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found on /o/

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When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play s...

When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play so that you can be the best at "football"
When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play so that you can be the best at "football"

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When you violate her NAP

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Bad at photoediting. Please be patient.

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