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"What? Nanking? Huh? What is that?"

When you commit war crimes so horrific even the nazis tell you to chill
When you commit war crimes so horrific even the nazis tell you to chill

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It's the Syro-Turkish War at this point

When your jihadist puppet government is losing the Syrian Civil War and you decide to intervene to make the war longer and bloodier but that's okay because you're a NATO member so the USA supports your actions
When your jihadist puppet government is losing the Syrian Civil War and you decide to intervene to make the war longer and bloodier but that's okay because you're a NATO member so the USA supports your actions

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A Jamblasted turn of Events

When you get beaten by a pink gumball and you try and ask your husbando for help but he punches you in the face and uses your barely conscious body as a baseball bat but it's okay because it's technically the first time he's ever touched you
When you get beaten by a pink gumball and you try and ask your husbando for help but he punches you in the face and uses your barely conscious body as a baseball bat but it's okay because it's technically the first time he's ever touched you

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Kirby Triple Deluxe Plot from Taranza's View

When you try to ask your waifu out but you end up turning her into a megalomaniac imperialist but it's okay because you can now stay with her forever as her personal slave bellboy
When you try to ask your waifu out but you end up turning her into a megalomaniac imperialist but it's okay because you can now stay with her forever as her personal slave bellboy

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Imagine trying to not be centrist but ending up far worse

Center-partisan memes be like When you want to participate in the violent removal of the inherently oppresive upper to upper-middle class of society so that the workers of the world may unite under one common ideal and live according to what they make and no- one is inherently entitled to more than their worth WHEN YOU WANNA KILL NGS but much of your livelihood depends on an upper-middle class lifestyle that is upheld by exploiting the common folk of their capital through the at-best montly upload of subpar video essays so that you can pay for hormone replacement therapy (HRT) as well as your crippling wine and cocaine addictions. BUT YOU OR SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE NIGS
Center-partisan memes be like When you want to participate in the violent removal of the inherently oppresive upper to upper-middle class of society so that the workers of the world may unite under one common ideal and live according to what they make and no- one is inherently entitled to more than their worth WHEN YOU WANNA KILL NGS but much of your livelihood depends on an upper-middle class lifestyle that is upheld by exploiting the common folk of their capital through the at-best montly upload of subpar video essays so that you can pay for hormone replacement therapy (HRT) as well as your crippling wine and cocaine addictions. BUT YOU OR SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE NIGS

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WW2 Switch Side

When you surrender to Germany and Italy and they occpy you so you make a treaty to switch on their side and fight for them against the Americans and the Brits in Algeria, Syria, Lebanon and Madagascar but you lose every single time so you switch side to the Brits and Americans again and never bring that up again because that would make you the target of both the "switch sides" memes that Italy gets and the "surrendering baguette" that you already got used to hear and are ready to counter with the "muh glorious historie!" just in case @J. The Perverted Summoner
When you surrender to Germany and Italy and they occpy you so you make a treaty to switch on their side and fight for them against the Americans and the Brits in Algeria, Syria, Lebanon and Madagascar but you lose every single time so you switch side to the Brits and Americans again and never bring that up again because that would make you the target of both the "switch sides" memes that Italy gets and the "surrendering baguette" that you already got used to hear and are ready to counter with the "muh glorious historie!" just in case @J. The Perverted Summoner

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murica intensifies


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When you think you're safe

When you think you're safe
When you think you're safe

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Counter-Picardía

When you're basically the same as the counter-signal meme but not nearly as hated
When you're basically the same as the counter-signal meme but not nearly as hated

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Or not

When millions of children are starving, most adults can't read and cows have more rights than people but it's all good because your country will be a superpower by 2020
When millions of children are starving, most adults can't read and cows have more rights than people but it's all good because your country will be a superpower by 2020

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austro-hungarian army

when every soldier in your armed forces speaks a different language, making even the most basic military orders and maneuvers entirely incomprehensible for majority of them, fight war on 4 fronts and yet you still beat the s--- out of italian army during world war I
when every soldier in your armed forces speaks a different language, making even the most basic military orders and maneuvers entirely incomprehensible for majority of them, fight war on 4 fronts and yet you still beat the s--- out of italian army during world war I

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armenian genocide

when you brutally slaughter over 1 million armenians and get away with it
when you brutally slaughter over 1 million armenians and get away with it

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god bless kaiser

when you pay for a communist's train ticket and he kills your cousin on arrival
when you pay for a communist's train ticket and he kills your cousin on arrival

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god bless murica

when you are the most powerful country in the world but got your ass kicked by vietnamese rice farmers and afghan drug addicts
when you are the most powerful country in the world but got your ass kicked by vietnamese rice farmers and afghan drug addicts

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tankies

when you invade free territory in ukraine, crush kronstadt rebellion, backstab anarchists in spain and still wonder why do anarkiddies call you red fascist
when you invade free territory in ukraine, crush kronstadt rebellion, backstab anarchists in spain and still wonder why do anarkiddies call you red fascist

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caesar would be proud

when you are an heir to the empire but your greatest military achievement was conquest of albania
when you are an heir to the empire but your greatest military achievement was conquest of albania

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China can't keep getting away with everything.

When you have a nuclear triad, a massive army at your command, are Industrializing at lightspeed, have two of the most polluted rivers in the globe and the biggest C02 emissions in the world but Greta doesn't yell at you because you are still considered a developing nation.
When you have a nuclear triad, a massive army at your command, are Industrializing at lightspeed, have two of the most polluted rivers in the globe and the biggest C02 emissions in the world but Greta doesn't yell at you because you are still considered a developing nation.

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I'm not even joking


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One party state, no state; what's the difference? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

when you haven't paid your debts on time to the local drug lord so his contracted private security force knocks down your door so you try to bribe them but get outbid by the local trafficking ring you also haven't paid your debts to so they stab you 17 times but it's okay because with the money they refused you can just buy new organs
when you haven't paid your debts on time to the local drug lord so his contracted private security force knocks down your door so you try to bribe them but get outbid by the local trafficking ring you also haven't paid your debts to so they stab you 17 times but it's okay because with the money they refused you can just buy new organs

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RIP Two full-blooded silicon Americans

When your technology is so advanced yet your society is such a communist s------- you end up creating not one but two Liberty Primes completely by accident
When your technology is so advanced yet your society is such a communist s------- you end up creating not one but two Liberty Primes completely by accident

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