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When the aristocrat party you threw is too boring

When the aristoerat partg you threw is too boring so gou murder a guest but it turns out she's a vampire so you feed her blood to the guests for s---- and giggles and it turns them into vampires as well but it's okag because you can just lock them in the courtyard and forget about it It
When the aristoerat partg you threw is too boring so gou murder a guest but it turns out she's a vampire so you feed her blood to the guests for s---- and giggles and it turns them into vampires as well but it's okag because you can just lock them in the courtyard and forget about it It

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When you want to learn the dark arts

when you want to learn the dark arts so you brirng a bunch of nerds from overseas to teach you all theg know and then murder them for s---- and giggles but it's okag because you bring them back as undying skeletons
when you want to learn the dark arts so you brirng a bunch of nerds from overseas to teach you all theg know and then murder them for s---- and giggles but it's okag because you bring them back as undying skeletons

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Curse them to literally drown for all eternity

When the pírates you híred to ship your Expensive, otherworldlg artifacts raise their taríffs so you make a pact witi the pelagie demons of the sea to curse them to literally drown for eternitg
When the pírates you híred to ship your Expensive, otherworldlg artifacts raise their taríffs so you make a pact witi the pelagie demons of the sea to curse them to literally drown for eternitg

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When the local madman prophet starts violating the NAP

When the local madman prophet starts violating the Nar bg talking s--- of your dark experiments so you expose hiüm to the ulimate insanitg and then lock húm in a dungeon full of skeletons it
When the local madman prophet starts violating the Nar bg talking s--- of your dark experiments so you expose hiüm to the ulimate insanitg and then lock húm in a dungeon full of skeletons it

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The Ancap Police Officer

I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front seat of my privatcly owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chicf. "Bad news, detective. We got a situation." What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?" Worsc. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins. The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true cconomic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?" "What kind of monster would Not yet. But mark my words: we're going to figure out who did this and we're going to take them down... provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do SO. Easy, chief," I said. "Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair He laughed. That's why you're the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins. Don't worry," I said. m on it." I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went insidc. -Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®"I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. "Nobody move unless you want to!" They didn't. "Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?" No one spoke up. hat the protection of private Come on, "I said. "Don't you all understand t property is the foundation of all It didn't seem like they did. Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I'm just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters. Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost scemed like they didn't care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. SubwayTM Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!" I yelled. Too late. He was alrcady out the front door. I went after him. Stop right there!" I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country necds a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never h I was losing him."Listen, I'Il pa y you to stop!" I yelled. "What would you an appropriate price point for stopping? I'll offer you a thirteenth of an consi ounce of gold and a gently worn Bob Barr '08 extra-large long-sleeved men's T- hirt!" He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purposc. All right, all right!" the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. "I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins." Why'd you do it?" I asked, as I slapped a pair of OikosTM Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs on the guy. Because I was afraid." "Afraid? Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers," he said. "I'm a central banker. I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed Instead, I shook my head. my partner. a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street," I said. Let this be No matter how many bitcoins you stcal, you'll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom. He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front seat of my privatcly owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chicf. "Bad news, detective. We got a situation." What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?" Worsc. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins. The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true cconomic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?" "What kind of monster would Not yet. But mark my words: we're going to figure out who did this and we're going to take them down... provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do SO. Easy, chief," I said. "Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair He laughed. That's why you're the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins. Don't worry," I said. m on it." I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went insidc. -Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®"I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. "Nobody move unless you want to!" They didn't. "Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?" No one spoke up. hat the protection of private Come on, "I said. "Don't you all understand t property is the foundation of all It didn't seem like they did. Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I'm just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters. Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost scemed like they didn't care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. SubwayTM Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!" I yelled. Too late. He was alrcady out the front door. I went after him. Stop right there!" I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country necds a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never h I was losing him."Listen, I'Il pa y you to stop!" I yelled. "What would you an appropriate price point for stopping? I'll offer you a thirteenth of an consi ounce of gold and a gently worn Bob Barr '08 extra-large long-sleeved men's T- hirt!" He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purposc. All right, all right!" the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. "I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins." Why'd you do it?" I asked, as I slapped a pair of OikosTM Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs on the guy. Because I was afraid." "Afraid? Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers," he said. "I'm a central banker. I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed Instead, I shook my head. my partner. a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street," I said. Let this be No matter how many bitcoins you stcal, you'll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom. He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

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Real slick hitler

when you blame all of Germany's post-WW1 problems on the Jews even though German Jews contributed patriotically to Imperial Germany's war effort which realistically should clear them of any blame but you need a cheap scapegoat to get elected so you pick the Jews anyways and start a global war in which you systematically kill six million Jewish people for essentially no reason and you lose and have all of your leadership executed or imprisoned for life and all of the remaining Jews are sick of all of your s--- after losing two World Wars so they pack up and make their own state in the Middle East that heavily destabilizes the region for decades due to ethnic conflicts and also your nation becomes heavily pacifistic and laughable and constantly sucks up to the Jewish people in apology even though they got over it a long time ago and also your nation censors everything related to your ideology or similar ideologies because it's scared of how real its history is and also you gave the Soviets a cheap opportunity to spread their dumb economic ideology thus leaving them a superpower for almost a century and the global conflict you started killed 70 million people but at least you were in power for like a decade
when you blame all of Germany's post-WW1 problems on the Jews even though German Jews contributed patriotically to Imperial Germany's war effort which realistically should clear them of any blame but you need a cheap scapegoat to get elected so you pick the Jews anyways and start a global war in which you systematically kill six million Jewish people for essentially no reason and you lose and have all of your leadership executed or imprisoned for life and all of the remaining Jews are sick of all of your s--- after losing two World Wars so they pack up and make their own state in the Middle East that heavily destabilizes the region for decades due to ethnic conflicts and also your nation becomes heavily pacifistic and laughable and constantly sucks up to the Jewish people in apology even though they got over it a long time ago and also your nation censors everything related to your ideology or similar ideologies because it's scared of how real its history is and also you gave the Soviets a cheap opportunity to spread their dumb economic ideology thus leaving them a superpower for almost a century and the global conflict you started killed 70 million people but at least you were in power for like a decade

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Sucking at war

When you get BTFO by romans, saxons, vikings and normans but claim Italy, Germany, Sweden and France all suck at war
When you get BTFO by romans, saxons, vikings and normans but claim Italy, Germany, Sweden and France all suck at war

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When the zoo is also the pantry

When the zoo is also the pantry
When the zoo is also the pantry

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Really makes you think


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pol supporting Trump

When you're an imageboard for japanese cartoon p--- but you find one of the presidential candidates amusing so you become the largest propaganda machine on the internet and change the course of history forever
When you're an imageboard for japanese cartoon p--- but you find one of the presidential candidates amusing so you become the largest propaganda machine on the internet and change the course of history forever

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When you keep 4 million muslim arabs under martial law

When you keep 4 million muslim arabs under martial law and repeatedly bomb their cities flat for 50 years and they still think they'll one day be able to defeat you because they have the support of Sweden
When you keep 4 million muslim arabs under martial law and repeatedly bomb their cities flat for 50 years and they still think they'll one day be able to defeat you because they have the support of Sweden

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When you send your son to his room for being naughty

When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him
When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him

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Sweden Yes

"Who cares if some Swedes get r----. If it makes the immigrants feel welcome it is a positive" - Anita Stevenson (self.sweden) submitted 2 minutes ago by kotbullar155 Couldn't agree more. It's a small price to pay for diversity and our wonderful new Sweden. F--- Trump comment source edit share save hide delete nsfw spoiler hide all child comments
"Who cares if some Swedes get r----. If it makes the immigrants feel welcome it is a positive" - Anita Stevenson (self.sweden) submitted 2 minutes ago by kotbullar155 Couldn't agree more. It's a small price to pay for diversity and our wonderful new Sweden. F--- Trump comment source edit share save hide delete nsfw spoiler hide all child comments

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When you try to drain the swamp but it gets filled up with former Goldman Sachs bankers

When you try to drain the swamp but it gets filled up with former Goldman Sachs bankers ALLY
When you try to drain the swamp but it gets filled up with former Goldman Sachs bankers ALLY

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When you kill your enemies and they don't win

When you kill your enemies and they don't win
When you kill your enemies and they don't win

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