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3x3 Compass I made of a local mall food court | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Left Multiple Asian Restaurants There are 3 Asian Restaurants in the Food Court. I think they're all run/staffed by Asians My sister liked the Boba Tea from the Thai Restaurant Authoritarian Sbarro Chain of Pizza Shops Pretty good pizza for a mall chain (cost 5 bucks a slice though) Charleys Philly Steaks Chain of Cheesesteak restaurants headquarted in Oh*o Cheesesteaks are mediocre, but they sell tons of them in different styles/cultures Workers seemed happy and the cashier was nice Blazin' J's Local Chicken Sandwich Place Some people I know have said they're better than Chick-fil-A Was originally going to get them but they seemed both busy and lazy so I got Charleys When I bought pizza from them I was getting served by a short guy lol Burger King Most well-known chain in the Food Court FORTNIT I've seen 'edgy' teens buy kids meals just to wear the crowns Everybody loves it Pocket Change Arcade at the Food Court Always filled with kids of all ages I have no idea what types of games they have besides a MIB International game Libertarian Auntie Anne's Chain that sells Pretzels Serves some very, very good pretzels, doesn't matter if you get the bites or the regular ones You do have to pay for the cheese if you want it though op Great American Cookies Used to be a Nestle Toll House and owned by an Indian Guy Now I think it's ran by an Asian woman Cookies are very good and American Boardwalk Fries Standalone, hole-in-the-wall Restaurant Staffed by a guy who I think is Panamanian with his wife Fries are incredible and don't need condiments, burgers are OK Right
Left Multiple Asian Restaurants There are 3 Asian Restaurants in the Food Court. I think they're all run/staffed by Asians My sister liked the Boba Tea from the Thai Restaurant Authoritarian Sbarro Chain of Pizza Shops Pretty good pizza for a mall chain (cost 5 bucks a slice though) Charleys Philly Steaks Chain of Cheesesteak restaurants headquarted in Oh*o Cheesesteaks are mediocre, but they sell tons of them in different styles/cultures Workers seemed happy and the cashier was nice Blazin' J's Local Chicken Sandwich Place Some people I know have said they're better than Chick-fil-A Was originally going to get them but they seemed both busy and lazy so I got Charleys When I bought pizza from them I was getting served by a short guy lol Burger King Most well-known chain in the Food Court FORTNIT I've seen 'edgy' teens buy kids meals just to wear the crowns Everybody loves it Pocket Change Arcade at the Food Court Always filled with kids of all ages I have no idea what types of games they have besides a MIB International game Libertarian Auntie Anne's Chain that sells Pretzels Serves some very, very good pretzels, doesn't matter if you get the bites or the regular ones You do have to pay for the cheese if you want it though op Great American Cookies Used to be a Nestle Toll House and owned by an Indian Guy Now I think it's ran by an Asian woman Cookies are very good and American Boardwalk Fries Standalone, hole-in-the-wall Restaurant Staffed by a guy who I think is Panamanian with his wife Fries are incredible and don't need condiments, burgers are OK Right

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China tries to be more communist than auth challenge. Extremely difficult! | /r/PoliticalCompassMeme...

All these damn pro-democracy activists being free and supporting democracy in these capitalist countries How about we place some bounties on them? *** BBC China accuses UK of harbouring Hong Kong fugitives The UK had criticised Hong Kong for placing bounties on eight pro-democracy activists based overseas. 4 days ago Tortoise Media China targets Hong Kong's exiled democrats with bounties - Tortoise
All these damn pro-democracy activists being free and supporting democracy in these capitalist countries How about we place some bounties on them? *** BBC China accuses UK of harbouring Hong Kong fugitives The UK had criticised Hong Kong for placing bounties on eight pro-democracy activists based overseas. 4 days ago Tortoise Media China targets Hong Kong's exiled democrats with bounties - Tortoise

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MADE BY HUEY LONG GANG! | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Girls in Heaven Grandma you're here! Boys in Heaven Yeah, that's what I thought 11,
Girls in Heaven Grandma you're here! Boys in Heaven Yeah, that's what I thought 11,

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Even EU liblefts don't get that despite having grown up with them | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Are you two friends? No. GUAYAN CRUNG SE YERBA MATE LEHCN CLATION Witch Yes.
Are you two friends? No. GUAYAN CRUNG SE YERBA MATE LEHCN CLATION Witch Yes.

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but what about the asian? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Also usa: U.S. Department of Justice, Criminal Victimization removed hate crime against asians from the statistics after 2018 Percent of violent incidents, by victim and offender race or ethnicity, 2018 Victim race/ ethnicity White Black Hispanic Asiana Victim race/ ethnicity Whitea Blacka Hispanic Victim race/ ethnicitya Number of violent incidents Total 100% 100% 100% 100% Whiteb Blackb Hispanic 3,581,360 563,940 734,410 182,230 Percent of violent incidents, by victim and offender race or ethnicity, 2019 Number of violent incidents Victim race/ Hispanic origina Whiteb Blackb Hispanic 2,796,710 494,610 774,310 Percent of violent incidents, by race or ethnicity of victims and offenders, 2020 Number of violent incidents Total White 2,214,390 100 % 69.2 % * 498,620 100 % 14.1† 571,850 100 % 33.2 Whitea 62.1%* 10.6 + 28.2 + 24.1 Total 100% 100% 100% Offender race/ethnicity 2,641,720 608,000 745,570 Blackb Hispanic Otherb,d 16.6 % + 11.1% + 3.1% + 65.7* 11.8+ 8.4! 19.5+ 41.3* 6.0 + Blacka 15.3% + 70.3* 15.3+ 27.5 Whiteb* 1,495,440 69,850 202,640 Whitea 61.6%* 18.2 + 22.1 t Offender race/ethnicity Blackb 480.030+ 358,360 + 135,630 Hispanic 10.2% + 7.9t 45.4* inclusivity and diversity 7.0!† 70.0* 32.2 # Asiana 2.2% + <0.1! 0.61† 24.1* Offender race/ethnicity Blacka 16.9% + Number of violent incidents, by race or Hispanic origin of victims and offenders, 2021 Total violent Offender race/Hispanic origin incidents Hispanic 197,180+ 65,330 194,830 8.8 + 43.2* Othera,b 8.1% + 9.3 + Hispanicb 16.6% + 7.4+ 14.4! Otherb,d 93,090 + 9,100! 33,560! Multiple offenders of various races 2.1% + 1.9!† 3.0 + 2.9!† Othera.c 4.9% + 3.0 +! 2.6 + Unknown 375.990+ 105,360 178,920
Also usa: U.S. Department of Justice, Criminal Victimization removed hate crime against asians from the statistics after 2018 Percent of violent incidents, by victim and offender race or ethnicity, 2018 Victim race/ ethnicity White Black Hispanic Asiana Victim race/ ethnicity Whitea Blacka Hispanic Victim race/ ethnicitya Number of violent incidents Total 100% 100% 100% 100% Whiteb Blackb Hispanic 3,581,360 563,940 734,410 182,230 Percent of violent incidents, by victim and offender race or ethnicity, 2019 Number of violent incidents Victim race/ Hispanic origina Whiteb Blackb Hispanic 2,796,710 494,610 774,310 Percent of violent incidents, by race or ethnicity of victims and offenders, 2020 Number of violent incidents Total White 2,214,390 100 % 69.2 % * 498,620 100 % 14.1† 571,850 100 % 33.2 Whitea 62.1%* 10.6 + 28.2 + 24.1 Total 100% 100% 100% Offender race/ethnicity 2,641,720 608,000 745,570 Blackb Hispanic Otherb,d 16.6 % + 11.1% + 3.1% + 65.7* 11.8+ 8.4! 19.5+ 41.3* 6.0 + Blacka 15.3% + 70.3* 15.3+ 27.5 Whiteb* 1,495,440 69,850 202,640 Whitea 61.6%* 18.2 + 22.1 t Offender race/ethnicity Blackb 480.030+ 358,360 + 135,630 Hispanic 10.2% + 7.9t 45.4* inclusivity and diversity 7.0!† 70.0* 32.2 # Asiana 2.2% + <0.1! 0.61† 24.1* Offender race/ethnicity Blacka 16.9% + Number of violent incidents, by race or Hispanic origin of victims and offenders, 2021 Total violent Offender race/Hispanic origin incidents Hispanic 197,180+ 65,330 194,830 8.8 + 43.2* Othera,b 8.1% + 9.3 + Hispanicb 16.6% + 7.4+ 14.4! Otherb,d 93,090 + 9,100! 33,560! Multiple offenders of various races 2.1% + 1.9!† 3.0 + 2.9!† Othera.c 4.9% + 3.0 +! 2.6 + Unknown 375.990+ 105,360 178,920

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A perfect society | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Socialism! Economic- Left Grillocracy. Anarchy! D Ⓗ Monarchy! Economic- Right Democracy!
Socialism! Economic- Left Grillocracy. Anarchy! D Ⓗ Monarchy! Economic- Right Democracy!

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Make by AuthDem gang | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Wo Liberal democracy "Lore": ✓ Corporate Puppet #1 - 50.1% 49.9% - Corporate Puppet #2 Authoritarian democracy Lore: NBC The King fish MAGA MAGA MAGA
Wo Liberal democracy "Lore": ✓ Corporate Puppet #1 - 50.1% 49.9% - Corporate Puppet #2 Authoritarian democracy Lore: NBC The King fish MAGA MAGA MAGA

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Re: the Northwestern University football hazing news that came out today | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

SUSPEND THE PROGRAM FIRE FOOTBALL EVERYONE EXPEL THE STUDENTS INVOLVED!!!! *I was always too scrawny to make the team so I spend my life trying to ruin theirs Authoritarian In addition to "running," the whistleblower alleged that he witnesse the team participate in other hazing traditions in which freshmen were forced to strip naked and perform various acts, including bear crawling and slingshotting themselves across th floor with exercise bands. If a player was selected for "running," the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various "Purge-like" masks, who would then begin "dry-humping" the victim in a dark locker room. EF Oh wow this is sexual harassment and I hope the students involved come to emotional peace *a bunch of naked football players performing sex acts on each other? Is there video? The player also alleged that he witnessed and was forced to participate in what he called a naked center- quarterback exchange, wherein a take an under-center snap from a freshman quarterback was forced to freshman center, while both players were naked. The Daily obtained images of whiteboards labeled "Runsgiving" and "Shrek's List," containing a list of names indicating players that the player said needed to be "ran." Libertarian This is tradition and the team has been doing it for years. Boys will be boys. *they're being degenerates, what is Shrek anyway? NOOO this is an infringement on their personal freedoms this is an outrage!! *oh man this is hilarious and creative, I should do some of these with my own teams
SUSPEND THE PROGRAM FIRE FOOTBALL EVERYONE EXPEL THE STUDENTS INVOLVED!!!! *I was always too scrawny to make the team so I spend my life trying to ruin theirs Authoritarian In addition to "running," the whistleblower alleged that he witnesse the team participate in other hazing traditions in which freshmen were forced to strip naked and perform various acts, including bear crawling and slingshotting themselves across th floor with exercise bands. If a player was selected for "running," the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various "Purge-like" masks, who would then begin "dry-humping" the victim in a dark locker room. EF Oh wow this is sexual harassment and I hope the students involved come to emotional peace *a bunch of naked football players performing sex acts on each other? Is there video? The player also alleged that he witnessed and was forced to participate in what he called a naked center- quarterback exchange, wherein a take an under-center snap from a freshman quarterback was forced to freshman center, while both players were naked. The Daily obtained images of whiteboards labeled "Runsgiving" and "Shrek's List," containing a list of names indicating players that the player said needed to be "ran." Libertarian This is tradition and the team has been doing it for years. Boys will be boys. *they're being degenerates, what is Shrek anyway? NOOO this is an infringement on their personal freedoms this is an outrage!! *oh man this is hilarious and creative, I should do some of these with my own teams

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Least reddited Emily take | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

GJATAR TERBA MATE PLATA Wisch S tessa 4d Men are opportunistic rapists. What this means is that if they can get away with it, they will do it. Including the nicest guy you know. If there were no age of consent or child sex abuse laws every man you consider ordinary or even good would be r----- little girls. Mommy-.-... 03 Apr Any opinion about men that'll put a woman in this situation? Show this thread
GJATAR TERBA MATE PLATA Wisch S tessa 4d Men are opportunistic rapists. What this means is that if they can get away with it, they will do it. Including the nicest guy you know. If there were no age of consent or child sex abuse laws every man you consider ordinary or even good would be r----- little girls. Mommy-.-... 03 Apr Any opinion about men that'll put a woman in this situation? Show this thread

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I can enjoy movies without people with my skin colour | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

We need more diversity and inclusion so people can feel represented If you can only enjoy Movies, video games... that has characters who have the same skin color, gender, sexuality... as you, that makes you a racist, sexist... and you are projecting your s--- on others.
We need more diversity and inclusion so people can feel represented If you can only enjoy Movies, video games... that has characters who have the same skin color, gender, sexuality... as you, that makes you a racist, sexist... and you are projecting your s--- on others.

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i was watching one of the youtubers who's left leaning and the fact that he had to say he's not a fe...

Economic- Left Authoritarian what being a feminist use to seen as in 2015 what being a feminist use to seen as now Libertarian Economic- Right
Economic- Left Authoritarian what being a feminist use to seen as in 2015 what being a feminist use to seen as now Libertarian Economic- Right

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I've kept a dream journal for about five years. Here's a 7x6 wojak compass of dreams and nightmares ...

An autocratic dystopia had seized control of my city and forced everyone to work in steel mills 1984 I wasn't keeping up with my work quota and I got put on a truck to be exterminated REVENGE OF THE COLONIZED I was in Hanoi and a Vietnamese girl who called herself "Sarah" approached and asked if I wanted to make fucky-fucky μαλάκα I was a member of the Greek La While in bed I called out her name and she angrily replied "my name is Su Yin, colonizer!" and slashed my throat resistance to Nazi occupation Everyone was searched hourly and we were referred to by number rather than name A SI W MOITUJOVER ARSON I unsuccessfully tried to set my workplace on fire using Vaseline and matches APVLEGE Me and my co- conspirators met in a dark underground bar to discuss blowing up a German ship in Athens Harbor BIDEN BOΥ I was in a texting conversation with Hunter Biden that got increasingly-lewd tite ZyL KRE Just then, the door burst open: it was the Gestapo The next day I was called into a conference room and fired My Mom saw the texts and called him, SOUTH SIAN shouting that I wasn't some "pool boy" GUATEMALAN GANG I joined a gang in Guatemala and I kind of wanted to be, though ran around vandalizing a bunch of buildings family and shooting them with them I tried to back out but they told me SU I'd seen too much SURENDEVIAA and approached MATER But then they took things too far by robbing a wealthy 201 menacingly frow DISPOSAL PERMIT BIOWEAPONS BEAT COP I asked the foreman what was happening and he said that because my social credit score had fallen too low, the city had issued a "disposal permit" for my One day in college I got an email from the Dean that I had been made "resident enforcer." The next day a military-style uniform and baton arrived at my dormroom place, which was now "property of the state." One day I returned to my apartment to find a crew cleaning out all the furniture me but the judge calmed them down and exiled me to Algiers POLAND But the flight got cancelled Booked a trip with friends on a cheap Polish airline The jury looked ready to lynch So we went out onto the streets of Bydgoszcz (its was wintertime) and had a snowball fight On a family trip in Bangkok, Thailand, I stepped on some broken glass and cut my feet badly I asked my Dad if I I could seek medical attention and he shook his head and said "there are natural remedies for this" JELLY While on a road trip I came across an orphaned baby otter on the shoulder and I adopted her and named her "Jelly" KANGAROO COURT "PEACE CORPS" BORODINO ITALIAN FRONT I was an Italian soldier at the Battle of Vittorio Veneto (1918) After claiming that the wage gap didn't exist in a college class, I was arrested in the middle of the night and put on trial in a Marxist show court I was working for the Peace Corps in Sudan, serving peasants food under a large tent My supervisor came by and ordered me to collapse the tent On the first day of campaigning I fell into a river and lost my rucksack and rifle but my superior officer, a kindly man from my home village, spoke reassuring words to In a plaza we found hundreds of Austro- Hungarian troops trying to surrender, but it was a trick and we began shooting at each other One night while Jelly was sleeping in my bed I had a nightmare and awoke to find I had crushed Jelly I was heartbroken and cried while holding her mangled corpse CUDDLES I met a nice girl in class who said she was interested in nature, so I invited her to climb a nearby mountain with me I woke up tied to a bed and gagged Halfway up, it began to rain heavily and we took shelter in a small cave My grandma was sitting in the corner in a hazmat suit She was shivering and I held her until the rain stopped I was so happy As I tried to scream and break free, she patiently explained her plan to take over the world by releasing a biological weapon I had this dream in November 2019 I was an 11- year-old child living in a communist dictatorship I did as I was told; dozens were killed. 2 I was just following orders ESCAPE FROM COMMUNISM One day Mom sat us down and explained that we would try and escape in the middle of the night, but our attempt was thwarted and the secret police separated us for questioning Mom coached me on what to tell them, but then she was dragged screaming to a wall and shot HOLISITC MEDICINE CHOCCY CHIPS DRAKE AND JOSH I was living with Drake and Josh I was souvenir shopping in Prague when Lance Armstrong showed up at the market, pinched my cheek, and gave me a bag of chocolate chips He said "aren't you the cutest little thing??" ERIC ANDRE Me and some friends decided to vacation in Los Angeles, and we booked with an unknown budget airline Halfway through the flight the "pilot" came out of the cockpit - it was Eric Andre, and we were on a prank show He was drinking and he handed out beers. I laughed at the shitpost DUEL A nosy man interrupted me while I was using a brothel, so I challenged him to a duel I was a French private at the Battle of Borodino But he snitched on me and the cops broke it up right before we fired at each other I had free reign to beat students and I was happy FEED me Suddenly, a Russian sniper's bullet struck him down SURRENDER ATTEMPT I was a German soldier at the First Battle of the Marne in 1914 My Rabbi had convinced me to join but I was having second thoughts, so I rode out to Belgian lines with a white flag of truce I knew I would face eternal shame back in Germany, but I didn't want to die I kept asking what cool s--- they wanted to do, and they made me go get Wendy's for them There was a laugh track FALSE ACCUSATION I was on the run for r---, even though I didn't do it, and the girl who falsely accused me kept finding me and pooping on me as a method of taunting She then sent her gangster friends to beat me up KLANISHNESS I lived in West Virginia in 1961 A black boy showed up on my porch and I called the police Instead, the local Klan showed up and dragged him into a truck I was hanging out with some friends and then a masked man ran up to us and, at knifepoint, forced us to drink a mysterious beverage that made us hallucinate He revealed he was with the CIA and he blindfolded us and threw us into a black van O I asked what they were going to do with him and they laughed "what we did to Emmett Till." It was a warm, sunny morning, and we moved in to occupy a town My squad escaped into a building and lobbed. grenades out the window The dream was my longest ever and entirely in Italian and German BATTLE OF THE BULGE I was a US soldier at the Battle of the Bulge, marching down a dark road in single file on the way to reinforce a position Fire blazed across the sky ahead of us, and I focused on it until one of my squad- mates, a blue-eyed man named Paul Cloud from West Virginia, came and gave me a c-------- We discussed what might come and I was very cold AN OFFER I CAN'T REFUSE At a high school awards show, Martin Scorsese presented me with the "Best Business Knowledge" award I thanked him and he asked me to appear in his next movie kept cheating I was playing Monopoly with When I called Ron Paul but he him out on it, he said "go read some Hemingway, nerd" and flipped the board DIVINE RETRIBUTION I was going to a big party I'd been anticipating for weeks, but just as I arrived my Mom called and insisted I come to synagogue I said no and an instant later, a beam of wood flew through the windshield and impaled me מת The school resource officer arrested me for furnishing alcohol to minors SWORD OF VENGEANCE I was a Mormon preacher in a small town in Kansas Suddenly, a group of III% militiamen burst into my church and said they were going to kill us all I was member of a four-man Navy SEAL team tasked with destroying a Taliban headquarters in a village in Afghanistan I drew a sword from behind my pulpit and walked briskly toward the militiamen, intend on defending my flock. SEAL TEAM Our cover was blown soon after landing but we proceeded with the operation The locals looked at us as if they were afraid and fled into their homes Suddenly, machinegun and RPG fire opened up on us from all sides NAVALNY I was Alexei Navalny and I was so desperate to kill Putin that I'd arranged to assassinate him, personally, at a Kremlin event But as I went to stab him, he seized my knife by the blade, looked me in the eyes, and said "you're hopeless." They were very welcoming and at the end of the visit, they asked if I wanted to be their adopted son MKULTRA SCHOOL DANCE BOOTLEG FIREWORKS My Dad and I I was an adult chaperoning a school dance and when a boy began to cry, I gave him beer to calm him down were on the roof manufacturing bootleg fireworks After some thought I said "no, thanks," and Princess Anne gave me a roll of Canadian $1 Loonies and sent me home I kept asking him if it was safe and he replied with "shut up, f-----" JEWISH JIHAD My mom was disappointed with my discipline so she enrolled me in a high-intensity exercise and religious camp for Jewish youth The work was hard and halfway through, I learned that they intended to declare a holy war on the local Christians Did, indeed, blow up the house ABRAHAMBURGERS I went to Israel He thought the and had lunch with a senile whole time that Yitzhak Rabin I was the reincarnation of Abraham MONOPAULY ROYAL REFUSAL MICROSTATE The Royal Family invited me to Buckingham Palace President Trump came to my college campus and I snagged seats in the front row I tried to back out but they asked what side I was on and, well... TRUMP ROAST He took questions from the audience but when I was called on to speak, I stuttered and he said "what are you, retarded?" His handler shook her head and gave me a scornful glare BUSH WARS I was a Rhodesian soldier in the Bush Wars, staying at a hot hotel in a big African city Driving through Sierra Leone, I stumbled upon a compound with 20 residents that identified as a sovereign microstate ARMED Society had broken down into anarchy The audience roared with laughter. "I don't take questions from retards," Trump continued. "Get him out of here!" THILL TRUS A little girl tried to steal my gun and I shot her, and my comrades laughed and gave me a beer The leader, an old black man, kissed me on both cheeks and said that I was welcome to live here. A Rhodesian mercenary also living. here didn't trust me, however, and he dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night and made me slaughter a chicken to prove my loyalty COMPOUND I fled to my parents' home, where I found my Dad had bought an arsenal of guns We stood on the rooftops picking off marauders and private militias
An autocratic dystopia had seized control of my city and forced everyone to work in steel mills 1984 I wasn't keeping up with my work quota and I got put on a truck to be exterminated REVENGE OF THE COLONIZED I was in Hanoi and a Vietnamese girl who called herself "Sarah" approached and asked if I wanted to make fucky-fucky μαλάκα I was a member of the Greek La While in bed I called out her name and she angrily replied "my name is Su Yin, colonizer!" and slashed my throat resistance to Nazi occupation Everyone was searched hourly and we were referred to by number rather than name A SI W MOITUJOVER ARSON I unsuccessfully tried to set my workplace on fire using Vaseline and matches APVLEGE Me and my co- conspirators met in a dark underground bar to discuss blowing up a German ship in Athens Harbor BIDEN BOΥ I was in a texting conversation with Hunter Biden that got increasingly-lewd tite ZyL KRE Just then, the door burst open: it was the Gestapo The next day I was called into a conference room and fired My Mom saw the texts and called him, SOUTH SIAN shouting that I wasn't some "pool boy" GUATEMALAN GANG I joined a gang in Guatemala and I kind of wanted to be, though ran around vandalizing a bunch of buildings family and shooting them with them I tried to back out but they told me SU I'd seen too much SURENDEVIAA and approached MATER But then they took things too far by robbing a wealthy 201 menacingly frow DISPOSAL PERMIT BIOWEAPONS BEAT COP I asked the foreman what was happening and he said that because my social credit score had fallen too low, the city had issued a "disposal permit" for my One day in college I got an email from the Dean that I had been made "resident enforcer." The next day a military-style uniform and baton arrived at my dormroom place, which was now "property of the state." One day I returned to my apartment to find a crew cleaning out all the furniture me but the judge calmed them down and exiled me to Algiers POLAND But the flight got cancelled Booked a trip with friends on a cheap Polish airline The jury looked ready to lynch So we went out onto the streets of Bydgoszcz (its was wintertime) and had a snowball fight On a family trip in Bangkok, Thailand, I stepped on some broken glass and cut my feet badly I asked my Dad if I I could seek medical attention and he shook his head and said "there are natural remedies for this" JELLY While on a road trip I came across an orphaned baby otter on the shoulder and I adopted her and named her "Jelly" KANGAROO COURT "PEACE CORPS" BORODINO ITALIAN FRONT I was an Italian soldier at the Battle of Vittorio Veneto (1918) After claiming that the wage gap didn't exist in a college class, I was arrested in the middle of the night and put on trial in a Marxist show court I was working for the Peace Corps in Sudan, serving peasants food under a large tent My supervisor came by and ordered me to collapse the tent On the first day of campaigning I fell into a river and lost my rucksack and rifle but my superior officer, a kindly man from my home village, spoke reassuring words to In a plaza we found hundreds of Austro- Hungarian troops trying to surrender, but it was a trick and we began shooting at each other One night while Jelly was sleeping in my bed I had a nightmare and awoke to find I had crushed Jelly I was heartbroken and cried while holding her mangled corpse CUDDLES I met a nice girl in class who said she was interested in nature, so I invited her to climb a nearby mountain with me I woke up tied to a bed and gagged Halfway up, it began to rain heavily and we took shelter in a small cave My grandma was sitting in the corner in a hazmat suit She was shivering and I held her until the rain stopped I was so happy As I tried to scream and break free, she patiently explained her plan to take over the world by releasing a biological weapon I had this dream in November 2019 I was an 11- year-old child living in a communist dictatorship I did as I was told; dozens were killed. 2 I was just following orders ESCAPE FROM COMMUNISM One day Mom sat us down and explained that we would try and escape in the middle of the night, but our attempt was thwarted and the secret police separated us for questioning Mom coached me on what to tell them, but then she was dragged screaming to a wall and shot HOLISITC MEDICINE CHOCCY CHIPS DRAKE AND JOSH I was living with Drake and Josh I was souvenir shopping in Prague when Lance Armstrong showed up at the market, pinched my cheek, and gave me a bag of chocolate chips He said "aren't you the cutest little thing??" ERIC ANDRE Me and some friends decided to vacation in Los Angeles, and we booked with an unknown budget airline Halfway through the flight the "pilot" came out of the cockpit - it was Eric Andre, and we were on a prank show He was drinking and he handed out beers. I laughed at the shitpost DUEL A nosy man interrupted me while I was using a brothel, so I challenged him to a duel I was a French private at the Battle of Borodino But he snitched on me and the cops broke it up right before we fired at each other I had free reign to beat students and I was happy FEED me Suddenly, a Russian sniper's bullet struck him down SURRENDER ATTEMPT I was a German soldier at the First Battle of the Marne in 1914 My Rabbi had convinced me to join but I was having second thoughts, so I rode out to Belgian lines with a white flag of truce I knew I would face eternal shame back in Germany, but I didn't want to die I kept asking what cool s--- they wanted to do, and they made me go get Wendy's for them There was a laugh track FALSE ACCUSATION I was on the run for r---, even though I didn't do it, and the girl who falsely accused me kept finding me and pooping on me as a method of taunting She then sent her gangster friends to beat me up KLANISHNESS I lived in West Virginia in 1961 A black boy showed up on my porch and I called the police Instead, the local Klan showed up and dragged him into a truck I was hanging out with some friends and then a masked man ran up to us and, at knifepoint, forced us to drink a mysterious beverage that made us hallucinate He revealed he was with the CIA and he blindfolded us and threw us into a black van O I asked what they were going to do with him and they laughed "what we did to Emmett Till." It was a warm, sunny morning, and we moved in to occupy a town My squad escaped into a building and lobbed. grenades out the window The dream was my longest ever and entirely in Italian and German BATTLE OF THE BULGE I was a US soldier at the Battle of the Bulge, marching down a dark road in single file on the way to reinforce a position Fire blazed across the sky ahead of us, and I focused on it until one of my squad- mates, a blue-eyed man named Paul Cloud from West Virginia, came and gave me a c-------- We discussed what might come and I was very cold AN OFFER I CAN'T REFUSE At a high school awards show, Martin Scorsese presented me with the "Best Business Knowledge" award I thanked him and he asked me to appear in his next movie kept cheating I was playing Monopoly with When I called Ron Paul but he him out on it, he said "go read some Hemingway, nerd" and flipped the board DIVINE RETRIBUTION I was going to a big party I'd been anticipating for weeks, but just as I arrived my Mom called and insisted I come to synagogue I said no and an instant later, a beam of wood flew through the windshield and impaled me מת The school resource officer arrested me for furnishing alcohol to minors SWORD OF VENGEANCE I was a Mormon preacher in a small town in Kansas Suddenly, a group of III% militiamen burst into my church and said they were going to kill us all I was member of a four-man Navy SEAL team tasked with destroying a Taliban headquarters in a village in Afghanistan I drew a sword from behind my pulpit and walked briskly toward the militiamen, intend on defending my flock. SEAL TEAM Our cover was blown soon after landing but we proceeded with the operation The locals looked at us as if they were afraid and fled into their homes Suddenly, machinegun and RPG fire opened up on us from all sides NAVALNY I was Alexei Navalny and I was so desperate to kill Putin that I'd arranged to assassinate him, personally, at a Kremlin event But as I went to stab him, he seized my knife by the blade, looked me in the eyes, and said "you're hopeless." They were very welcoming and at the end of the visit, they asked if I wanted to be their adopted son MKULTRA SCHOOL DANCE BOOTLEG FIREWORKS My Dad and I I was an adult chaperoning a school dance and when a boy began to cry, I gave him beer to calm him down were on the roof manufacturing bootleg fireworks After some thought I said "no, thanks," and Princess Anne gave me a roll of Canadian $1 Loonies and sent me home I kept asking him if it was safe and he replied with "shut up, f-----" JEWISH JIHAD My mom was disappointed with my discipline so she enrolled me in a high-intensity exercise and religious camp for Jewish youth The work was hard and halfway through, I learned that they intended to declare a holy war on the local Christians Did, indeed, blow up the house ABRAHAMBURGERS I went to Israel He thought the and had lunch with a senile whole time that Yitzhak Rabin I was the reincarnation of Abraham MONOPAULY ROYAL REFUSAL MICROSTATE The Royal Family invited me to Buckingham Palace President Trump came to my college campus and I snagged seats in the front row I tried to back out but they asked what side I was on and, well... TRUMP ROAST He took questions from the audience but when I was called on to speak, I stuttered and he said "what are you, retarded?" His handler shook her head and gave me a scornful glare BUSH WARS I was a Rhodesian soldier in the Bush Wars, staying at a hot hotel in a big African city Driving through Sierra Leone, I stumbled upon a compound with 20 residents that identified as a sovereign microstate ARMED Society had broken down into anarchy The audience roared with laughter. "I don't take questions from retards," Trump continued. "Get him out of here!" THILL TRUS A little girl tried to steal my gun and I shot her, and my comrades laughed and gave me a beer The leader, an old black man, kissed me on both cheeks and said that I was welcome to live here. A Rhodesian mercenary also living. here didn't trust me, however, and he dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night and made me slaughter a chicken to prove my loyalty COMPOUND I fled to my parents' home, where I found my Dad had bought an arsenal of guns We stood on the rooftops picking off marauders and private militias

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honestly i don't know what this point on the political compass would look like. feel free to answer....

cursed libertarianism.
cursed libertarianism.

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Shoutout to my fellow weeb conservatives | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

We probably vote the same... PIECE FILM REW WELCOME TO ANIME EXPO! Economic Right Me ← po ACC Judgement day is coming! Burthering Jesus is God Alone Economic- THIN
We probably vote the same... PIECE FILM REW WELCOME TO ANIME EXPO! Economic Right Me ← po ACC Judgement day is coming! Burthering Jesus is God Alone Economic- THIN

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what would win? A failing company or a single human sized lizard. Bet on the comments below | /r/Pol...

YOU ARE FIRED LEFTIST SCUM! THIS IS MY COMPANY AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! HEY, WANT A JOB? OH YES DARN NOOO YOU CAN'T HIRE KE THE PEOPLE I PIRED L-L-LAWYERS DO SOMETHING! f f
YOU ARE FIRED LEFTIST SCUM! THIS IS MY COMPANY AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! HEY, WANT A JOB? OH YES DARN NOOO YOU CAN'T HIRE KE THE PEOPLE I PIRED L-L-LAWYERS DO SOMETHING! f f

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Re: Pat Tillman | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Authoritarian He's a symbol of how the corrupt and imperialist US government feeds people into the war machine and spits them out dead! Now, he's a symbol of giving up a life you love to serve your country in its time of need! Please stop using me as a political pawn, I loved my country but the US military killed me and fried to cover it up Libertarian
Authoritarian He's a symbol of how the corrupt and imperialist US government feeds people into the war machine and spits them out dead! Now, he's a symbol of giving up a life you love to serve your country in its time of need! Please stop using me as a political pawn, I loved my country but the US military killed me and fried to cover it up Libertarian

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I will portray myself as the muscular chad
I will portray myself as the muscular chad

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You rather what? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

E @ElijahSchaffer Would you rather have your son? Be in the KKK Be in the LGBTQ Ⓒ 26,888 votes - 17 hours 34 minutes left 6:13 AM 7/2/23 from Earth 202K Views The consequenses of the culture war and US agression 303 Retweets 96 Quotes 793 Likes 53 Bookmarks Authoritarian Economic- Left imgflip.com There are people who are being disowned by their family for being gay. Oh no, not you I don't believe it 80% What the f***!? Libertarian 20% Better [removed] a [removed] than kiss a [removed] Economic- Right
E @ElijahSchaffer Would you rather have your son? Be in the KKK Be in the LGBTQ Ⓒ 26,888 votes - 17 hours 34 minutes left 6:13 AM 7/2/23 from Earth 202K Views The consequenses of the culture war and US agression 303 Retweets 96 Quotes 793 Likes 53 Bookmarks Authoritarian Economic- Left imgflip.com There are people who are being disowned by their family for being gay. Oh no, not you I don't believe it 80% What the f***!? Libertarian 20% Better [removed] a [removed] than kiss a [removed] Economic- Right

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LGBTQ people exist in every quadrants. It’s just that the Lib-Left LGBTQ people are more likely to...

Where r/Political Compass Memes thinks the LGBTQ+ Community locates at: Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian made with mematic Economic- Right Reality: Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian Economic- Right
Where r/Political Compass Memes thinks the LGBTQ+ Community locates at: Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian made with mematic Economic- Right Reality: Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian Economic- Right

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