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Left Major Events 2020 to 2023 So Far Authoritarian COVID-19 Lockdowns Xi Dictator for Life *Everyone stays at home for 2 * Xi Jin Ping eliminates rivals in years in a futile effort communist controled China & to keep grandma from getting the sniffles. *Supply chains destroyed, families seperated, schools closed. Trump Booked *Donald Trump was booked in Georgia over the latest allegations made against him in regards to election denial. *Many point to election denial by rivals & potential 1st amendment protection for the REVENGE statements. FTX Fraud *Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested for fraud after the cypto exchange he ran was shown to be a massive scam FTX *He was the 2nd largest donor to the Democratic party in the prior election cycle. *Says jail won't give him vegan meals. demographic crisis due to echos of their one child policy, while India's population and economy continues to grow. George Floyd Riots *Tens of thousands of rioters turned out in mostly blue states after the police involved killing of George Floyd *The riots caused $2 Billion worth of damage and effectively becomes dictator for life *Doubles down on zero covid policy, which backfires. *China faces uncertain future Armenian-Azerbaijani War *A territorial dispute reflared up between Armenia and Azerbaijan. caused the deaths of at least 19 people. El *Since over shadowed by the Ukraine war, it gave us the first glimpse into modern war with drones Sanctuary City Crisis Soros DAs *Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants have descended on democratic sanctuary cities looking for free housing, food, and medical care. *The federal government has been slow to assist local governments causing tension. *US Housing prices are at the highest level relative to wages ever. India Largest Population Housing Affordability Crisis Toilet Paper Shortage Grain Deal Collapses *India surpassed China to become the world's most populated nation in the world. *China faces a *The early stages of the COVID-19 lockdowns triggered a run on toilet paper. Retailers had shortages and fights over supply were caught on video *Bottled water, bleach, cleaners, hand sanitizer, gloves & masks *The deal struck between Ukraine and Russia to allow for the export of Ukrainian grain collasped, putting nations dependent on imports at risk of a looming food shortage as Ukrainian grain rots in silos or is were also in short supply. *High interest rates have made mortgages unaffordable, & locked those who already have a low interest rate from moving as well. *Many expect a price crash for houses in the near future. *A marked increase in drug use violent crime, & homelessness has been attributed to a series of George Soros funded district attorneys /pushing soft on crime policies leading to more crime & businesses fleeing major cities. FED Prints Money Lebanon Hyperinflation African Coups *Lebanon has experienced an annual *The Federal Reserve prints 80% of all USD in existance in a short period of time. *In combination with supply distruption it causes massive inflation of rate of inflation of over 170%. *Basically no functioning government since the parlament is deadlocked. *There has been 8 military coups in African countries since 2020. *I won't pretend to know the politics of all of them. But if they get rid of the French BS money I'm down with that. Anti-Work *Given a taste of free money and extended unemployment benefits many people began to question why they should have to work at all. KEDVEN Hunter Biden Laptop Russian Oil Embargo Fails Food Processing Plant Fires Essential Workers Bank Bailouts 25151.59 *A string of food processing plant fires have led some to claim foul play. Others argue it was a safety issue caused by overwork of staff *Hunter Biden laptop proven to be real despite mainstream media's claim of it being Russian disinfo. *Reveals multiple crimes including illegal gun possession and lying on forms. *Feds give him a slap on the twist. *Reveals influence peddling in Biden family for profit. *As western nations lined up to limit or embargo Russian oil exports, India, China & other buyers stepped in to purchase the discounted oil. *While oil income is down Russia is still making money despite it all. BORN TO GRILL due to labor shortages and losses from covid. *Either way, it makes food more expensive for everybody. *During the pandemic many workers were branded "essential" & continued working. *This created a weird slave/master dynamic where unmasked customers were often served by employees who had to maintain the covid protocols while everyone else ignored them *Labor participation has yet to recover to prepandemic levels *Similar idea called "laying flat" revealed in China. prices. Other countries print as well. Vaccine Controversy *Most hoped the COVID-19 vaccine would mark an end of the era. However, the vaccine proved to be less effective than advertised & caused some serious side effects. *Also remember when that ship of fertilizer exploded in the harbor? NATO Expansion Germany Re-arms January 6th *After the invasion of Ukraine by Russia, German law makers agreed to increase military spending to actually *In response to the invasion of Ukraine, Sweden and Finland apply for and are accepted into NATO after cutting a deal with Turkey over supposed terrorists harbored there hit it's NATO spending obligations. TAT ALI *Opponents say it encourages hatred between the races at schools. *Supporters say it's just real history. never planted. Afganistan Liberated Bruen Decision *The American Imperial presence in Afganistan hastily ended as the last US troops left the country *The Taliban retook the country ending nearly two decades of foreign occupation Libertarian *The Supreme Court affirmed the 2nd amendment protects the right to carry firearms outside the home in a major victory for law abiding gun owners in the U.S. *Blue states still trying to block permits *Walked back slightly, but spending still to be up over 5 year period. Oil Goes Negative *Oil briefly traded at -$40/barrel as storage space for the black gold Sell Russia-Ukraine War *Putin invades Ukraine to make us believe the era of map painting is *Turns into a WW1 still not over. trench combat filled up since no one had Sell -> anywhere they were allowed to drive to. *Oil prices later recovered after restrictions were lifted. stalemate surprising everyone. *West donates all the outdated gear to Ukraine. *Pro-Trump protestors are allowed to enter the capital by capitol police. *Lawmakers flee. *Many arrested & b kept in draconian conditions for months without trial. Federals agents mixed in the crowd and encouraged acts of violence. CRT Controversy Work from Home Rittenhouse Trial Starlink Internet *Large uproar over public school material said to be influenced by Critical Race Theory. *The COVID lockdowns pushed a rapid deployment of work from home technology. Now many workers don't want to give it up. *Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty after defending himself from multiple violent protestors who attacked him during the George Floyd riots. *Prices for office space is crashing and occupancy rates are at some of the lowest levels ever. *A major victory for self defense rights in the USA. *Several banks had to be bailed out, reorganized or bought out after T massive losses suffered on US treasury bond (holdings caused by rising interest rates. *We aren't out of the woods, many fear repeat of 07-08 crisis. Twitter Purchased & Rebranded "X" *The purchase of Twitter was completed by Elon Musk. It was later rebranded to "X". *75% of the staff was fired & freedom of speech improved on the platform. Nickel Market Haulted Urban Flight *Huge naked short positions in the Nickle market were discovered. *Harsh COVID resistrictions & *Trader was forgiven despite not having the resources to cover the trade. Buy *Cost investors cost millions of dollars & the reputation of the exchange was damaged. *Manipulation feared in other vital markets *Other satilite based internet services existed before starlink, but this is the first one that doesnt have a s--- ping time since it's in low earth orbit instead of geo sync. *Used in Ukraine war. deteriorating living conditions in major democrat controlled cities led to a significant relocation of people to rural areas & less restrictive southern cities in the USA. Dangime Right
Left Major Events 2020 to 2023 So Far Authoritarian COVID-19 Lockdowns Xi Dictator for Life *Everyone stays at home for 2 * Xi Jin Ping eliminates rivals in years in a futile effort communist controled China & to keep grandma from getting the sniffles. *Supply chains destroyed, families seperated, schools closed. Trump Booked *Donald Trump was booked in Georgia over the latest allegations made against him in regards to election denial. *Many point to election denial by rivals & potential 1st amendment protection for the REVENGE statements. FTX Fraud *Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested for fraud after the cypto exchange he ran was shown to be a massive scam FTX *He was the 2nd largest donor to the Democratic party in the prior election cycle. *Says jail won't give him vegan meals. demographic crisis due to echos of their one child policy, while India's population and economy continues to grow. George Floyd Riots *Tens of thousands of rioters turned out in mostly blue states after the police involved killing of George Floyd *The riots caused $2 Billion worth of damage and effectively becomes dictator for life *Doubles down on zero covid policy, which backfires. *China faces uncertain future Armenian-Azerbaijani War *A territorial dispute reflared up between Armenia and Azerbaijan. caused the deaths of at least 19 people. El *Since over shadowed by the Ukraine war, it gave us the first glimpse into modern war with drones Sanctuary City Crisis Soros DAs *Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants have descended on democratic sanctuary cities looking for free housing, food, and medical care. *The federal government has been slow to assist local governments causing tension. *US Housing prices are at the highest level relative to wages ever. India Largest Population Housing Affordability Crisis Toilet Paper Shortage Grain Deal Collapses *India surpassed China to become the world's most populated nation in the world. *China faces a *The early stages of the COVID-19 lockdowns triggered a run on toilet paper. Retailers had shortages and fights over supply were caught on video *Bottled water, bleach, cleaners, hand sanitizer, gloves & masks *The deal struck between Ukraine and Russia to allow for the export of Ukrainian grain collasped, putting nations dependent on imports at risk of a looming food shortage as Ukrainian grain rots in silos or is were also in short supply. *High interest rates have made mortgages unaffordable, & locked those who already have a low interest rate from moving as well. *Many expect a price crash for houses in the near future. *A marked increase in drug use violent crime, & homelessness has been attributed to a series of George Soros funded district attorneys /pushing soft on crime policies leading to more crime & businesses fleeing major cities. FED Prints Money Lebanon Hyperinflation African Coups *Lebanon has experienced an annual *The Federal Reserve prints 80% of all USD in existance in a short period of time. *In combination with supply distruption it causes massive inflation of rate of inflation of over 170%. *Basically no functioning government since the parlament is deadlocked. *There has been 8 military coups in African countries since 2020. *I won't pretend to know the politics of all of them. But if they get rid of the French BS money I'm down with that. Anti-Work *Given a taste of free money and extended unemployment benefits many people began to question why they should have to work at all. KEDVEN Hunter Biden Laptop Russian Oil Embargo Fails Food Processing Plant Fires Essential Workers Bank Bailouts 25151.59 *A string of food processing plant fires have led some to claim foul play. Others argue it was a safety issue caused by overwork of staff *Hunter Biden laptop proven to be real despite mainstream media's claim of it being Russian disinfo. *Reveals multiple crimes including illegal gun possession and lying on forms. *Feds give him a slap on the twist. *Reveals influence peddling in Biden family for profit. *As western nations lined up to limit or embargo Russian oil exports, India, China & other buyers stepped in to purchase the discounted oil. *While oil income is down Russia is still making money despite it all. BORN TO GRILL due to labor shortages and losses from covid. *Either way, it makes food more expensive for everybody. *During the pandemic many workers were branded "essential" & continued working. *This created a weird slave/master dynamic where unmasked customers were often served by employees who had to maintain the covid protocols while everyone else ignored them *Labor participation has yet to recover to prepandemic levels *Similar idea called "laying flat" revealed in China. prices. Other countries print as well. Vaccine Controversy *Most hoped the COVID-19 vaccine would mark an end of the era. However, the vaccine proved to be less effective than advertised & caused some serious side effects. *Also remember when that ship of fertilizer exploded in the harbor? NATO Expansion Germany Re-arms January 6th *After the invasion of Ukraine by Russia, German law makers agreed to increase military spending to actually *In response to the invasion of Ukraine, Sweden and Finland apply for and are accepted into NATO after cutting a deal with Turkey over supposed terrorists harbored there hit it's NATO spending obligations. TAT ALI *Opponents say it encourages hatred between the races at schools. *Supporters say it's just real history. never planted. Afganistan Liberated Bruen Decision *The American Imperial presence in Afganistan hastily ended as the last US troops left the country *The Taliban retook the country ending nearly two decades of foreign occupation Libertarian *The Supreme Court affirmed the 2nd amendment protects the right to carry firearms outside the home in a major victory for law abiding gun owners in the U.S. *Blue states still trying to block permits *Walked back slightly, but spending still to be up over 5 year period. Oil Goes Negative *Oil briefly traded at -$40/barrel as storage space for the black gold Sell Russia-Ukraine War *Putin invades Ukraine to make us believe the era of map painting is *Turns into a WW1 still not over. trench combat filled up since no one had Sell -> anywhere they were allowed to drive to. *Oil prices later recovered after restrictions were lifted. stalemate surprising everyone. *West donates all the outdated gear to Ukraine. *Pro-Trump protestors are allowed to enter the capital by capitol police. *Lawmakers flee. *Many arrested & b kept in draconian conditions for months without trial. Federals agents mixed in the crowd and encouraged acts of violence. CRT Controversy Work from Home Rittenhouse Trial Starlink Internet *Large uproar over public school material said to be influenced by Critical Race Theory. *The COVID lockdowns pushed a rapid deployment of work from home technology. Now many workers don't want to give it up. *Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty after defending himself from multiple violent protestors who attacked him during the George Floyd riots. *Prices for office space is crashing and occupancy rates are at some of the lowest levels ever. *A major victory for self defense rights in the USA. *Several banks had to be bailed out, reorganized or bought out after T massive losses suffered on US treasury bond (holdings caused by rising interest rates. *We aren't out of the woods, many fear repeat of 07-08 crisis. Twitter Purchased & Rebranded "X" *The purchase of Twitter was completed by Elon Musk. It was later rebranded to "X". *75% of the staff was fired & freedom of speech improved on the platform. Nickel Market Haulted Urban Flight *Huge naked short positions in the Nickle market were discovered. *Harsh COVID resistrictions & *Trader was forgiven despite not having the resources to cover the trade. Buy *Cost investors cost millions of dollars & the reputation of the exchange was damaged. *Manipulation feared in other vital markets *Other satilite based internet services existed before starlink, but this is the first one that doesnt have a s--- ping time since it's in low earth orbit instead of geo sync. *Used in Ukraine war. deteriorating living conditions in major democrat controlled cities led to a significant relocation of people to rural areas & less restrictive southern cities in the USA. Dangime Right

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Retail crime is a 'spiraling problem' in Kansas, the state's AG says, as rising drug use leads to a surge in shoplifting in Wichita Hey what the f--- Fair enough Having to deal with shoplifting is just a cost of doing business 'Tighten the strings': Shoplifting crisis has Target, Walmart debating whether to raise prices For NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RAISE PRICES!!1!
Retail crime is a 'spiraling problem' in Kansas, the state's AG says, as rising drug use leads to a surge in shoplifting in Wichita Hey what the f--- Fair enough Having to deal with shoplifting is just a cost of doing business 'Tighten the strings': Shoplifting crisis has Target, Walmart debating whether to raise prices For NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RAISE PRICES!!1!

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Economic- Left I don't want to die for this country Economic Right I don't want to die for this country imgflip.com Economic Right If you're struggling, we won't help. Now get to work, slave! Economic Right We might take your guns way if our problem doesn't fix itself
Economic- Left I don't want to die for this country Economic Right I don't want to die for this country imgflip.com Economic Right If you're struggling, we won't help. Now get to work, slave! Economic Right We might take your guns way if our problem doesn't fix itself

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"Give up your power!" "How power hungry can they be?" "You still good Mitch!" liked "ehhhh ....." When a n---- who smell like weed ask another n---- who smell like weed if he smell like weed The Hill @thehill. Aug 31 Biden says he has no concerns about McConnell's health after speaking to him trib.al/fgSmqCQ 3:00 AM - Sep 2, 2023 441.5K Views 2,669 Reposts 58 Quotes 8,196 Likes : "The damn swamp!" "They're all the same corrupt f*cks!"
"Give up your power!" "How power hungry can they be?" "You still good Mitch!" liked "ehhhh ....." When a n---- who smell like weed ask another n---- who smell like weed if he smell like weed The Hill @thehill. Aug 31 Biden says he has no concerns about McConnell's health after speaking to him trib.al/fgSmqCQ 3:00 AM - Sep 2, 2023 441.5K Views 2,669 Reposts 58 Quotes 8,196 Likes : "The damn swamp!" "They're all the same corrupt f*cks!"

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Any other elder millennials have a gray adolescence? No Smart Phone = no indoctrination. | /r/Politi...

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What is each quadrant saying? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian Economic- Right ASTRO
Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian Economic- Right ASTRO

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I Have depicted you as the soyjack, pray i do not do so further | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

LETS BUILD SOME APARTMENTS, I DON'T MIND LIVING IN ONE IF IT'S CHEAP imgflip.com AMERICA AGAIN NOT IN MY BACKYARD !!! I TOOK THE WOK TO POLAND
LETS BUILD SOME APARTMENTS, I DON'T MIND LIVING IN ONE IF IT'S CHEAP imgflip.com AMERICA AGAIN NOT IN MY BACKYARD !!! I TOOK THE WOK TO POLAND

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A normal day in the libertarian utopia | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Hello noble landlord, I am here to renew the daily rent contract on my room. Hello Anon, unfortunately I have decided to no longer rent to you. Should you remain on my property after the end of this conversation, it will be an attack on my freedom of association... And I AM prepared to use lethal force to defend myself against such an attempt to enslave me. So... you're just going to throw me out on the street? Actually, the street outside the building is also my property... But I'll give you five minutes' head start... it's no fun otherwise.
Hello noble landlord, I am here to renew the daily rent contract on my room. Hello Anon, unfortunately I have decided to no longer rent to you. Should you remain on my property after the end of this conversation, it will be an attack on my freedom of association... And I AM prepared to use lethal force to defend myself against such an attempt to enslave me. So... you're just going to throw me out on the street? Actually, the street outside the building is also my property... But I'll give you five minutes' head start... it's no fun otherwise.

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I am not victim of radical SJW woke propaganda, I am the radical SJW woke propaganda.
I am not victim of radical SJW woke propaganda, I am the radical SJW woke propaganda.

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EMBRACE THE STATE Authoritarian imgflip.com ...DON'T LAUGH ADL Calls on Biden and Harris To Create Directive To Tackle Online "Hate" Through Public-Private Partnership Libertarian
EMBRACE THE STATE Authoritarian imgflip.com ...DON'T LAUGH ADL Calls on Biden and Harris To Create Directive To Tackle Online "Hate" Through Public-Private Partnership Libertarian

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Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian SHERIFF FULTON COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICE S PATRICK LABAT Economic- Right
Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian SHERIFF FULTON COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICE S PATRICK LABAT Economic- Right

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My favorite scenes from some of my favorite movies 8x8 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

INTERNATIONALE (REDS) A scene showing John Reed and co. getting swept up in the fervor of the Russian Revolution Does a really good job showing how euphoric and intoxicating it was MINISTRY OF INFORMATION (BRAZIL) A really good tracking shot and music Sets a tone for the rest of the 69420 movie: it's a fun dystopia! AUTONOMOUS COLLECTIVE (MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL) Excellent comedic pacing and acting Fun fact: Terry Gilliam actually has a degree in medieval history so the costumes and s--- were accurate And it manages to stay comedic "WHO CARES?" (ELECTION) "I AM SPARTACUS!" A teenage actor delivers commentary that most adult political analysts don't get today Such a satisfying sense of justice p---, Zero is a king "HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE, MURR-AY?" (JOKER) I saw this movie in theaters and it's the only scene I've ever seen that actually made my heart pound "out of my chest" THE TRIAL (THE WALL) Such a trippy, well- animated sequence for the 70s There's just this building sense that something terrible is about to happen, and when it does it's legitimately shocking "WHY SO SERIOUS?" (THE DARK KNIGHT) With building terror, an insane guy does something way beyond the bounds of human decency Really pushes forward themes of totalitarian persecution and disassociation "THE LAST THING I WOULD EVER DO" (THE TRUMAN SHOW) Watch a guy get gaslit and simultaneously realize he's getting gaslit Great acting accompanied by a killer Philip Glass score Heath Ledger legit pulls off one of the best acting jobs of all time (SPARTACUS) It's a hella old movie, but this scene remains tearjerking The realization that all these men would die for each other is so effective SPOR "D-I-G" (HOLES) THE BEACH SCENE (HER) RELATIONSHIP MONTAGE (UP) The long-awaited payoff to the Camp Green Lake counselors being d---- the whole movie The prettiest scene in a really pretty movie In a few minutes, tells the complete story the movie was trying to tell THE FIREPLACE OOGWAY ASCENDS (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME) (KUNG FU PANDA) Literally a four-minute unbroken shot of a teenage boy crying in front of a fireplace But we've all been there and Timothee Chalamet is perfect at portraying it Also it has "Song on the Beach" which is possibly Arcade Fire's best work The best mentor death scene in film The guy turns into flower petals with John Powell music what more could you want "HELLO DARKNESS" (THE GRADUATE) So many movies show people in love do something impulsive then ride off into the sunset, but this movie deals with the consequences of "what happens now?" And it does it without dialogue, simply with facial expressions of dread and anxiety THE TUNNEL SCENE (WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY) In the midst of a whimsical kids' movie, this scene is batshit crazy There's like video of chicken mutilation and s---, what the f--- "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY" "NOT MY TEMPO" (WHIPLASH) (THE SHINING) J.K. Simmons is The scene where Jack really loses it I love this movie Kubrick made Shelley Duvall shoot this 86 times so what you're seeing is genuine exhaustion and anxiety OPENING CREDITS (WALL-E) The most effective opening to a Pixar movie: the juxtaposition of desolate pollution with gay music The rest of the movie is highkey mid but the parts on earth are really good When people say they love "Up," they mostly mean this scene NEARER MY GOD TO THEE (TITANIC) TOOK The synthesis of historical tragedy in one four-minute scene You're watching the death of the 19th century TSIMTSUM (LIFE OF PI) everything The moment You don't see his he realizes face, just his back he's lost as he watches a ship carrying his whole family and all his possessions sink to the ocean floor It's super effective LOVE ON A REAL TRAIN (RISKY BUSINESS) This whole movie is a great example of neo- Impressionism and this scene is so artful My parents think I like this movie because of the sex but no it's because of the tangerine dream music and low frame rate a super effective villain and this scene is the best example Real hatred and terror here CRASH SCENE (FLIGHT) Probably the best aviation scene from any film Despite executes excellent CRM being drunk, of all time the pilot There's so much sexual tension, it's one of the hottest scenes in film history and they don't even touch THE HENLEY SEQUENCE (THE SOCIAL NETWORK) The whole movie is excellent but this scene tells a complete story in just two minutes The aberrated filming is great and big brownie -points for rowing THE SCHINDLER JEWS TODAY (SCHINDLER'S LIST) 00 MONEYPENNY SHAVES THE DUNKIRK SEQUENCE (ATONEMENT) BOND (SKYFALL) Backdropped by a stunning set, that hot black chick shaves Daniel Craig A seven-minute unbroken tracking shot of Dunkirk at the height of the evacuation The whole movie is really sad and most people cry during the Holocaust parts, but this is where I break down Why? Because almost all these hundreds of old people primary sources are now dead. The idea of losing that much history breaks my heart. "BROOKS WAS HERE" (THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION) Incredibly tragic look into those conditioned to prison His explanation of the cruelty of life on the outside is just so sad man OPENING CREDITS (MIDNIGHT IN PARIS) HITLER YOUTH (DOWNFALL) The dad of the main character kid finds his son's Hitler Youth group and tries to convince them to surrender but they're brainwashed A vivid portrayal of one of the most tragic parts of history The best opening credits of any film I've ever seen No words, no fancy editing, literally just candid shots of Paris in springtime cut together with jazz music It's so beautiful man THE ESCAPE (SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) One of the cleverest horror sequences TEST DRIVE (HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON) Extremely good cinematography and John Powell's very best music When I first saw this scene I instantly knew this would be my favorite movie ever No jumpscares, just sheer chicanery Anthony Hopkins did such a good job here Better than Christopher Nolan's movie and it's 10 years older DOCKING (INTERSTELLAR) Extremely effective music and pacing Nolan's habit of mounting cameras on his models is so cool BOOK REPORT (THREE O'CLOCK HIGH) This is the The building most sexual tension underrated between Jerry 80s movie fr and his teacher and the comedic payoff is hilarious Also Tangerine Dream score so brownie points CLAIRE DE LUNE (OCEAN'S ELEVEN) The tranquil payoff to two hours of high- stakes insanity No dialogue, everyone just seems so content BIKER GANGS (AKIRA) Super ahead of its time for the 80s, the animation and music are incredible The most Vaporwave film of all time HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO (SHREK 2) The single best animated action sequence of all time; the combination of comedy and tension is so well-made Shrek 2 is the best of the series THE CONCERT (GATTACA) A concert for the Aryans contrasted with mass-arrest for the untermenschen THE LAST FIGHT (GOON) Shot like an old-school propaganda film, and it's entirely unintentional Some f------ awesome Schubert music which is a meta joke all its own God The best use of opera in Supermac's e film LAUNCH SEQUENCE (FIRST MAN) Damien Chazelle likes shooting in a documentary style, so this is shot like a documentary about Apollo 11 filmed today PARAN With no dialogue, it portrays aspiration, hope, obsession, and determination like almost nothing else I've ever seen THE FRONT LINE (1917) The whole movie has a dull brown and gray color palette, this is the first scene with vivid greens and it's so beautiful The unique situation of seeing the men you have to Isave and not being able to Isave them is so frustrating, and the building tension and payoff are great "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" (APOCALYPSE NOW) Such a bombastically over- the-top scene thet it's impossible to not adore America, f--- yeah DESERT MEETING (CASINO) Scorsese's best cinanatography, great music choice too I love seeing Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro play mobsters together ALMOST CAUGHT (CATCH ME IF YOU CAN) A really fast-paced, well-directed scene with great actors Leonardo DiCaprio is so damn smooth PUKING (TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE) Usually I hate lowbrow body fluid humor but I die laughing everytime I see this one Matt Parker and Trey Stone have that comedic special sauce SKULL SCENE (DJANGO UNCHAINED) Tarantino isn't my favorite director but man he knows how to do tension Leonardo DiCaprio plays an excellent plantation owner THE HUNS ATTACK (MULAN) The reason this is my favorite Disney movie Grants a small intimation into the sheer terror of seeing thousands of horsemen on a ridge overlooking you BATTLE OF ATLANTA WOUNDED (GONE WITH THE WIND) Extremely That crane shot modern- looking is so effective filmmaking for 1939 There was no CGI, so this is all practical effects and extras THE WHITE WOLF (BALTO) I actually think the movie's kind of mid but every time I see it this scene in particular makes me cry It's about finding courage against adversity, it's fantastic Alec Baldwin's best acting work ever SALES SPEECH (GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS) Instills legit fear in the characters and the audience THE ECSTASY OF GOLD (THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY) Revolutionary filmmaking for the 60s, really creates a sense of confusion and isolation Also Ennio Morricone's very best music "LIGHTS OUT!" (THERE WILL BE BLOOD) Excellent tension, beautiful cinematography, based Johnny Greenwood score This movie is so damn beautiful and this scene especially BLUTO'S SPEECH (ANIMAL HOUSE) Seeing a drunken idiot do a comedic monologue is just so funny Also John Belushi was so high when shooting this that he said later he didn't remember it so points GOD SPEAKS TO MOSES (THE PRINCE OF EGYPT) Most movies that portray God show him as a booming, powerful figure, but this God is a softspoken, gentle friend Plus the music is some of Hans Zimmer's best work BAPTISM (O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?) It's a hypnotic scene: against a stunning autumnal background, a bunch of hot women lure the gang into a river That f------ church hymn is stuck in my head AVE MARIA (FANTASIA) After the legit terrifying Bald Mountain scene, this is a cathartic coda A true message of world peace made at a time when the world was in flames INTERROGATION (PATRIOTS' DAY) This movie as a whole is underrated and the acting by the interrogator is especially good Makes me terrified of what the FBI can really do FBI THE LASER (GOLDFINGER) The building tension + British humor + John Barry music = awesome "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" LIFE OF A BULLET (LORD OF WAR) Really creative way to do opening credits and show how a bullet goes from conception to firing Nicholas Cage's second or third best film TRAIN ROBBERY (THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD) Roger Deakins's very best work, makes a train look like some Greek colossus The whole sequence is like a dark fairytale Por bad dream, it's just magic filmmaking THE PRINTER ASSAULT (OFFICE SPACE) Who knew that smashing a printer with baseball bats while rap plays would be so comedically effective? We've all wanted to do it, this is wish fulfillment
INTERNATIONALE (REDS) A scene showing John Reed and co. getting swept up in the fervor of the Russian Revolution Does a really good job showing how euphoric and intoxicating it was MINISTRY OF INFORMATION (BRAZIL) A really good tracking shot and music Sets a tone for the rest of the 69420 movie: it's a fun dystopia! AUTONOMOUS COLLECTIVE (MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL) Excellent comedic pacing and acting Fun fact: Terry Gilliam actually has a degree in medieval history so the costumes and s--- were accurate And it manages to stay comedic "WHO CARES?" (ELECTION) "I AM SPARTACUS!" A teenage actor delivers commentary that most adult political analysts don't get today Such a satisfying sense of justice p---, Zero is a king "HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE, MURR-AY?" (JOKER) I saw this movie in theaters and it's the only scene I've ever seen that actually made my heart pound "out of my chest" THE TRIAL (THE WALL) Such a trippy, well- animated sequence for the 70s There's just this building sense that something terrible is about to happen, and when it does it's legitimately shocking "WHY SO SERIOUS?" (THE DARK KNIGHT) With building terror, an insane guy does something way beyond the bounds of human decency Really pushes forward themes of totalitarian persecution and disassociation "THE LAST THING I WOULD EVER DO" (THE TRUMAN SHOW) Watch a guy get gaslit and simultaneously realize he's getting gaslit Great acting accompanied by a killer Philip Glass score Heath Ledger legit pulls off one of the best acting jobs of all time (SPARTACUS) It's a hella old movie, but this scene remains tearjerking The realization that all these men would die for each other is so effective SPOR "D-I-G" (HOLES) THE BEACH SCENE (HER) RELATIONSHIP MONTAGE (UP) The long-awaited payoff to the Camp Green Lake counselors being d---- the whole movie The prettiest scene in a really pretty movie In a few minutes, tells the complete story the movie was trying to tell THE FIREPLACE OOGWAY ASCENDS (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME) (KUNG FU PANDA) Literally a four-minute unbroken shot of a teenage boy crying in front of a fireplace But we've all been there and Timothee Chalamet is perfect at portraying it Also it has "Song on the Beach" which is possibly Arcade Fire's best work The best mentor death scene in film The guy turns into flower petals with John Powell music what more could you want "HELLO DARKNESS" (THE GRADUATE) So many movies show people in love do something impulsive then ride off into the sunset, but this movie deals with the consequences of "what happens now?" And it does it without dialogue, simply with facial expressions of dread and anxiety THE TUNNEL SCENE (WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY) In the midst of a whimsical kids' movie, this scene is batshit crazy There's like video of chicken mutilation and s---, what the f--- "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY" "NOT MY TEMPO" (WHIPLASH) (THE SHINING) J.K. Simmons is The scene where Jack really loses it I love this movie Kubrick made Shelley Duvall shoot this 86 times so what you're seeing is genuine exhaustion and anxiety OPENING CREDITS (WALL-E) The most effective opening to a Pixar movie: the juxtaposition of desolate pollution with gay music The rest of the movie is highkey mid but the parts on earth are really good When people say they love "Up," they mostly mean this scene NEARER MY GOD TO THEE (TITANIC) TOOK The synthesis of historical tragedy in one four-minute scene You're watching the death of the 19th century TSIMTSUM (LIFE OF PI) everything The moment You don't see his he realizes face, just his back he's lost as he watches a ship carrying his whole family and all his possessions sink to the ocean floor It's super effective LOVE ON A REAL TRAIN (RISKY BUSINESS) This whole movie is a great example of neo- Impressionism and this scene is so artful My parents think I like this movie because of the sex but no it's because of the tangerine dream music and low frame rate a super effective villain and this scene is the best example Real hatred and terror here CRASH SCENE (FLIGHT) Probably the best aviation scene from any film Despite executes excellent CRM being drunk, of all time the pilot There's so much sexual tension, it's one of the hottest scenes in film history and they don't even touch THE HENLEY SEQUENCE (THE SOCIAL NETWORK) The whole movie is excellent but this scene tells a complete story in just two minutes The aberrated filming is great and big brownie -points for rowing THE SCHINDLER JEWS TODAY (SCHINDLER'S LIST) 00 MONEYPENNY SHAVES THE DUNKIRK SEQUENCE (ATONEMENT) BOND (SKYFALL) Backdropped by a stunning set, that hot black chick shaves Daniel Craig A seven-minute unbroken tracking shot of Dunkirk at the height of the evacuation The whole movie is really sad and most people cry during the Holocaust parts, but this is where I break down Why? Because almost all these hundreds of old people primary sources are now dead. The idea of losing that much history breaks my heart. "BROOKS WAS HERE" (THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION) Incredibly tragic look into those conditioned to prison His explanation of the cruelty of life on the outside is just so sad man OPENING CREDITS (MIDNIGHT IN PARIS) HITLER YOUTH (DOWNFALL) The dad of the main character kid finds his son's Hitler Youth group and tries to convince them to surrender but they're brainwashed A vivid portrayal of one of the most tragic parts of history The best opening credits of any film I've ever seen No words, no fancy editing, literally just candid shots of Paris in springtime cut together with jazz music It's so beautiful man THE ESCAPE (SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) One of the cleverest horror sequences TEST DRIVE (HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON) Extremely good cinematography and John Powell's very best music When I first saw this scene I instantly knew this would be my favorite movie ever No jumpscares, just sheer chicanery Anthony Hopkins did such a good job here Better than Christopher Nolan's movie and it's 10 years older DOCKING (INTERSTELLAR) Extremely effective music and pacing Nolan's habit of mounting cameras on his models is so cool BOOK REPORT (THREE O'CLOCK HIGH) This is the The building most sexual tension underrated between Jerry 80s movie fr and his teacher and the comedic payoff is hilarious Also Tangerine Dream score so brownie points CLAIRE DE LUNE (OCEAN'S ELEVEN) The tranquil payoff to two hours of high- stakes insanity No dialogue, everyone just seems so content BIKER GANGS (AKIRA) Super ahead of its time for the 80s, the animation and music are incredible The most Vaporwave film of all time HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO (SHREK 2) The single best animated action sequence of all time; the combination of comedy and tension is so well-made Shrek 2 is the best of the series THE CONCERT (GATTACA) A concert for the Aryans contrasted with mass-arrest for the untermenschen THE LAST FIGHT (GOON) Shot like an old-school propaganda film, and it's entirely unintentional Some f------ awesome Schubert music which is a meta joke all its own God The best use of opera in Supermac's e film LAUNCH SEQUENCE (FIRST MAN) Damien Chazelle likes shooting in a documentary style, so this is shot like a documentary about Apollo 11 filmed today PARAN With no dialogue, it portrays aspiration, hope, obsession, and determination like almost nothing else I've ever seen THE FRONT LINE (1917) The whole movie has a dull brown and gray color palette, this is the first scene with vivid greens and it's so beautiful The unique situation of seeing the men you have to Isave and not being able to Isave them is so frustrating, and the building tension and payoff are great "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" (APOCALYPSE NOW) Such a bombastically over- the-top scene thet it's impossible to not adore America, f--- yeah DESERT MEETING (CASINO) Scorsese's best cinanatography, great music choice too I love seeing Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro play mobsters together ALMOST CAUGHT (CATCH ME IF YOU CAN) A really fast-paced, well-directed scene with great actors Leonardo DiCaprio is so damn smooth PUKING (TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE) Usually I hate lowbrow body fluid humor but I die laughing everytime I see this one Matt Parker and Trey Stone have that comedic special sauce SKULL SCENE (DJANGO UNCHAINED) Tarantino isn't my favorite director but man he knows how to do tension Leonardo DiCaprio plays an excellent plantation owner THE HUNS ATTACK (MULAN) The reason this is my favorite Disney movie Grants a small intimation into the sheer terror of seeing thousands of horsemen on a ridge overlooking you BATTLE OF ATLANTA WOUNDED (GONE WITH THE WIND) Extremely That crane shot modern- looking is so effective filmmaking for 1939 There was no CGI, so this is all practical effects and extras THE WHITE WOLF (BALTO) I actually think the movie's kind of mid but every time I see it this scene in particular makes me cry It's about finding courage against adversity, it's fantastic Alec Baldwin's best acting work ever SALES SPEECH (GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS) Instills legit fear in the characters and the audience THE ECSTASY OF GOLD (THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY) Revolutionary filmmaking for the 60s, really creates a sense of confusion and isolation Also Ennio Morricone's very best music "LIGHTS OUT!" (THERE WILL BE BLOOD) Excellent tension, beautiful cinematography, based Johnny Greenwood score This movie is so damn beautiful and this scene especially BLUTO'S SPEECH (ANIMAL HOUSE) Seeing a drunken idiot do a comedic monologue is just so funny Also John Belushi was so high when shooting this that he said later he didn't remember it so points GOD SPEAKS TO MOSES (THE PRINCE OF EGYPT) Most movies that portray God show him as a booming, powerful figure, but this God is a softspoken, gentle friend Plus the music is some of Hans Zimmer's best work BAPTISM (O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?) It's a hypnotic scene: against a stunning autumnal background, a bunch of hot women lure the gang into a river That f------ church hymn is stuck in my head AVE MARIA (FANTASIA) After the legit terrifying Bald Mountain scene, this is a cathartic coda A true message of world peace made at a time when the world was in flames INTERROGATION (PATRIOTS' DAY) This movie as a whole is underrated and the acting by the interrogator is especially good Makes me terrified of what the FBI can really do FBI THE LASER (GOLDFINGER) The building tension + British humor + John Barry music = awesome "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" LIFE OF A BULLET (LORD OF WAR) Really creative way to do opening credits and show how a bullet goes from conception to firing Nicholas Cage's second or third best film TRAIN ROBBERY (THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD) Roger Deakins's very best work, makes a train look like some Greek colossus The whole sequence is like a dark fairytale Por bad dream, it's just magic filmmaking THE PRINTER ASSAULT (OFFICE SPACE) Who knew that smashing a printer with baseball bats while rap plays would be so comedically effective? We've all wanted to do it, this is wish fulfillment

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