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The Globe and Mail @globeand.... 1d The far right's fixation on p--------- is dangerous theglobeandmail.com Opinion: The far right's fixation on p--------- is dangerous 5,545 1,655 3 Libertarian Party NH @LPNH. 11h 00 593 43 BC-18002 Okay, get in. 592 ₁2.2M Vermeer Venen ₁8,949 ↑
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FDA THEN U.S. FDA @US_FDA Follow You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it. fda.gov Why You Should Not Use Ivermectin to Treat or Prevent COVID-19 Using the Drug ivermectin to treat COVID-19 can be dangerous and even lethal. The FDA has not approved the drug for that... 6:57 AM - Aug 21, 2021 108.7K Reply ↑, Share Read 15.1K replies X THEN No vaccine, no job, no travel. Don't like it? No bank account. NOW Ms. Honold said that the FDA didn't purport to require anyone to do anything or to prohibit anyone from doing anything. "What about when it said, 'No, stop it'?" Circuit Judge Jennifer Walker Elrod, on the panel that is hearing the appeal, asked. "Why isn't that a command? If you were in English class, they would say that was a command." Ms. Honold described the statements as "merely quips." "Can you answer the question, please? Is that a command, 'Stop it'?" Judge Elrod asked. "In some contexts, those words could be construed as a command," Ms. Honold said. "But in this context, where FDA was simply using these words in the context of a quippy tweet meant to share its informational article, those statements do not rise to the level of a command." NOW As Trudeau said: "And therefore, while not forcing anyone to get vaccinated, I chose to make sure that all the incentives and all of the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated. And that's exactly what they did." But that's true only in the sense of the narrowest interpretation of what the use of force means. That is, that Trudeau didn't order anyone to be strapped down against their will and injected with a vaccine.
FDA THEN U.S. FDA @US_FDA Follow You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it. fda.gov Why You Should Not Use Ivermectin to Treat or Prevent COVID-19 Using the Drug ivermectin to treat COVID-19 can be dangerous and even lethal. The FDA has not approved the drug for that... 6:57 AM - Aug 21, 2021 108.7K Reply ↑, Share Read 15.1K replies X THEN No vaccine, no job, no travel. Don't like it? No bank account. NOW Ms. Honold said that the FDA didn't purport to require anyone to do anything or to prohibit anyone from doing anything. "What about when it said, 'No, stop it'?" Circuit Judge Jennifer Walker Elrod, on the panel that is hearing the appeal, asked. "Why isn't that a command? If you were in English class, they would say that was a command." Ms. Honold described the statements as "merely quips." "Can you answer the question, please? Is that a command, 'Stop it'?" Judge Elrod asked. "In some contexts, those words could be construed as a command," Ms. Honold said. "But in this context, where FDA was simply using these words in the context of a quippy tweet meant to share its informational article, those statements do not rise to the level of a command." NOW As Trudeau said: "And therefore, while not forcing anyone to get vaccinated, I chose to make sure that all the incentives and all of the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated. And that's exactly what they did." But that's true only in the sense of the narrowest interpretation of what the use of force means. That is, that Trudeau didn't order anyone to be strapped down against their will and injected with a vaccine.

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Also, why is it always just a few years away? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Why invest in nuclear? Renewables will be cheaper in a few years 1 Isn't that because the government subsidises renewables more?
Why invest in nuclear? Renewables will be cheaper in a few years 1 Isn't that because the government subsidises renewables more?

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You don't like tatoos and piercings on the grounds of religion I don't like tatoos and piercings as I don't see the appeal of voluntarily stabbing yourself We are not the same
You don't like tatoos and piercings on the grounds of religion I don't like tatoos and piercings as I don't see the appeal of voluntarily stabbing yourself We are not the same

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Recently banned from a left wing subreddit for mentioning the Rape of Nanking. WTF? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Mascher Mass killing of civilians Mass killing of Civilians, Committed by Japan BAR
Mascher Mass killing of civilians Mass killing of Civilians, Committed by Japan BAR

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cultural appropriation is bad when you take the name of something from someone else's culture to sell slop | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

/r/PCM anywhere else SUATAK YERBA MATE 41 OF -god dammnit Economic- Left Authoritarian Switch -had to be libleft Economic- Right -always doing Libertarian something stupid /r/PCM for all the readers from Argentina Authoritarian Economic- -w-- Left SUAYAN YERBA MATE F -w-- witch -w-- tarian -w-- Economic- Right >yeba mate >in a can
/r/PCM anywhere else SUATAK YERBA MATE 41 OF -god dammnit Economic- Left Authoritarian Switch -had to be libleft Economic- Right -always doing Libertarian something stupid /r/PCM for all the readers from Argentina Authoritarian Economic- -w-- Left SUAYAN YERBA MATE F -w-- witch -w-- tarian -w-- Economic- Right >yeba mate >in a can

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How PCM would help with depression | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

We just need to increase your social credit score. Lets go check your privilege We just need to destroy the capitalist system. Lets go to this protest. You just need to quit going to work. Lets spend the day getting high. You need to eat better. Let me grill you something. Nature is very therapeutic. I know a great hiking trail. You just need to find some faith. Come to my Church with me. You should try lifing weights. Lets hit the gym. You may need a prescription. Lets go to my office.
We just need to increase your social credit score. Lets go check your privilege We just need to destroy the capitalist system. Lets go to this protest. You just need to quit going to work. Lets spend the day getting high. You need to eat better. Let me grill you something. Nature is very therapeutic. I know a great hiking trail. You just need to find some faith. Come to my Church with me. You should try lifing weights. Lets hit the gym. You may need a prescription. Lets go to my office.

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I posted this two and only 1 got removed because it didn't had anything related to the compass. But the are the same, so why only 1 got removed? Guess Which one got removed. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

r/Political Compass Memes 1d Repost because last time it got removed for not having any funny colours Lib lefts when they argue with someone misogynistic 436 nazi homophobic fascist sexist racist 53 r/Political Compass Memes 1d I am fair so i did one for the auth right too Auth-left when they are in an argument snowflake 42 woke tredacted 3 Emily tankie
r/Political Compass Memes 1d Repost because last time it got removed for not having any funny colours Lib lefts when they argue with someone misogynistic 436 nazi homophobic fascist sexist racist 53 r/Political Compass Memes 1d I am fair so i did one for the auth right too Auth-left when they are in an argument snowflake 42 woke tredacted 3 Emily tankie

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Call me crazy, but I don't think the state should extrajudicially kill anyone | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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F SE 7 SE Em n s 10 ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS ESPECIALLY WHATEVER DUMB BASTARD COPYOU'RE RELATED TO PBSO NEWS HOUR Menu FBI FBI 0:00 6:30 FBI ► Full Episodes ll Podcasts Newsletters Live t provo POLICE 网” News Wrap: FBI agents shoot and kill Utah man accused of making threats against Biden

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Compass of most of the games I have played recently. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Economic-Left PATHOLOGIC The powers that be control everything, his power is not to be questioned Depressive Brutalism factory buildings contrast with a poor russian town EXTREMELY AWESOME GAME FREE SPACE! Didn't found any game for this place, so, recommend me one that fits and I will play it. TEMTEM Asks for pronouns at the start of game, never use them in the whole campaign Got lecture about the wonders of gay temtem sex when trying to breed two different sex temtems. Only game I dislike on the whole compass. RESIDENT EVIL The police are the true baddies, and science, and corporations. The best bad acting ever, got innecesarily retconned in the remake Jill Valentine is still the hottest main character of every game ever made. Authoritarian STARCRAFT Every civilization is controlled by an oppresive or racist empire, or are mindless drones in a war of eternal conquest CHINATOWN DETECTIVE AGENCY Lots of propaganda, in the future the east is a booming society while the West falls in corruption and disarray If europeans try to recover their stolen heritage they are nationalists monsters. If anyone from Singapur tries to do the same, they are seen as heroes fighting european imperialism. X-COM: UFO DEFENSE Ayy Imaos Russia will never abandon you, no matter how hard things get. OVERWATCH 2 DEATHGARDEN Blizzard got hit by serious acusations of sexual abuse and sexist office enviroment. His response? 'Oooohh look at this character, you see, he is gay now, you know? We can't be misogynistics, we are so inclusive and modern.' If X-COM won, you use the technology earned to create a central YOR government for the better of humanity. SOMA Diverse cast of scientist try to save the last remnant of humanity culture by uploading everything to the metaverse and send it to space. You play a somewhat beta character, I suppose? Simon is insecure about himself and depressive, although there is some discussion about it, and even I don't think it's like that, Characters are slums residents offered a chance to get to high class in a blood sport. All the main characters are really sleep cells revolutionaries wanting to win only to destroy the high class from inside. ENDLING - EXTINCTION IS FOREVER Oh my God WHY!? Cried at the beggining, cried in the middle, cried in the end. Called the fox pups 'chiquitis', became incredible attached to them, wanted to protect them forever. Shocked me to my core Humans try to overcome their oppresive regime, and change it for even more oppresive regime. an HUNT THE NIGHT The only humans i left wants to save humanity, even if it cost something as natural as night itself. Somewhat nonsensical story hidden behind a very good "dark and dread and darkness" writing. Epic boss fights, EPIC music COOK, SERVE, DELICIOUS Man just want to cook. Seriously, every dollar the cook makes, go to more recipes, more cooking equipment, everything cook. ORBT XL You play as a planet. Seriously, wojak earth is hilarious. TERRA NIL Go back to monke - the game. Just clean all the pollution and enviromental damage made by humanity and get the f--- off, leave the beautiful animals to follow happy lives. My real life dream, made on a game DUE PROCESS Futuristic police regime against riot protester. You have to play both on every match KING'S FIELD Royal prince is the chosen one, only one with power to stop the evil doers. Got help by a priest, a captain of his guard and a magic dragon. COOK, SERVE, DELICIOUS 2 This time, you just have to care a little more about decorations, luxury items, etc. But the police is more fun, have better weapons, armor, style, everything. COLIN MCRAE RALLY Famous person in the title and in the voice acting. Accent so thick is almost unintelligible. PUMA Libertarian Still just want to cook. proximus Genk Any car here is more expensive than my house. FINAL FANTASY Monarchist. You save not one, but two monarchies, twice MO: ASTRAY Mad scientist test on humans, does horrible experiments on children Afraid of swearing Genocide all the natives, does not show any remorse. V. NFS - NO LIMITS AWESOMENAUTS Grindfest extraordinaire. Classic mobile game, if you pay infinite money you could win it in two hours. EA doesn't care about anything, just give them money. RATCHET & CLANK The enemy is a multinational company, but the main character is as obsessed with money as they are. Lots of guns. Wholesome friendship. HERO ACADEMY 1V1 Turn based game, dependant on a central server, got taken down by greedy assholes. Completely unnecesary game death. Still salty about this one. Mercenaries hired by two private companies to kill each other for control of energy sources in exchange of gold. They clone themselves to be able to fight for both sides and also to never stop the endless killing and fighting. Economic-Right
Economic-Left PATHOLOGIC The powers that be control everything, his power is not to be questioned Depressive Brutalism factory buildings contrast with a poor russian town EXTREMELY AWESOME GAME FREE SPACE! Didn't found any game for this place, so, recommend me one that fits and I will play it. TEMTEM Asks for pronouns at the start of game, never use them in the whole campaign Got lecture about the wonders of gay temtem sex when trying to breed two different sex temtems. Only game I dislike on the whole compass. RESIDENT EVIL The police are the true baddies, and science, and corporations. The best bad acting ever, got innecesarily retconned in the remake Jill Valentine is still the hottest main character of every game ever made. Authoritarian STARCRAFT Every civilization is controlled by an oppresive or racist empire, or are mindless drones in a war of eternal conquest CHINATOWN DETECTIVE AGENCY Lots of propaganda, in the future the east is a booming society while the West falls in corruption and disarray If europeans try to recover their stolen heritage they are nationalists monsters. If anyone from Singapur tries to do the same, they are seen as heroes fighting european imperialism. X-COM: UFO DEFENSE Ayy Imaos Russia will never abandon you, no matter how hard things get. OVERWATCH 2 DEATHGARDEN Blizzard got hit by serious acusations of sexual abuse and sexist office enviroment. His response? 'Oooohh look at this character, you see, he is gay now, you know? We can't be misogynistics, we are so inclusive and modern.' If X-COM won, you use the technology earned to create a central YOR government for the better of humanity. SOMA Diverse cast of scientist try to save the last remnant of humanity culture by uploading everything to the metaverse and send it to space. You play a somewhat beta character, I suppose? Simon is insecure about himself and depressive, although there is some discussion about it, and even I don't think it's like that, Characters are slums residents offered a chance to get to high class in a blood sport. All the main characters are really sleep cells revolutionaries wanting to win only to destroy the high class from inside. ENDLING - EXTINCTION IS FOREVER Oh my God WHY!? Cried at the beggining, cried in the middle, cried in the end. Called the fox pups 'chiquitis', became incredible attached to them, wanted to protect them forever. Shocked me to my core Humans try to overcome their oppresive regime, and change it for even more oppresive regime. an HUNT THE NIGHT The only humans i left wants to save humanity, even if it cost something as natural as night itself. Somewhat nonsensical story hidden behind a very good "dark and dread and darkness" writing. Epic boss fights, EPIC music COOK, SERVE, DELICIOUS Man just want to cook. Seriously, every dollar the cook makes, go to more recipes, more cooking equipment, everything cook. ORBT XL You play as a planet. Seriously, wojak earth is hilarious. TERRA NIL Go back to monke - the game. Just clean all the pollution and enviromental damage made by humanity and get the f--- off, leave the beautiful animals to follow happy lives. My real life dream, made on a game DUE PROCESS Futuristic police regime against riot protester. You have to play both on every match KING'S FIELD Royal prince is the chosen one, only one with power to stop the evil doers. Got help by a priest, a captain of his guard and a magic dragon. COOK, SERVE, DELICIOUS 2 This time, you just have to care a little more about decorations, luxury items, etc. But the police is more fun, have better weapons, armor, style, everything. COLIN MCRAE RALLY Famous person in the title and in the voice acting. Accent so thick is almost unintelligible. PUMA Libertarian Still just want to cook. proximus Genk Any car here is more expensive than my house. FINAL FANTASY Monarchist. You save not one, but two monarchies, twice MO: ASTRAY Mad scientist test on humans, does horrible experiments on children Afraid of swearing Genocide all the natives, does not show any remorse. V. NFS - NO LIMITS AWESOMENAUTS Grindfest extraordinaire. Classic mobile game, if you pay infinite money you could win it in two hours. EA doesn't care about anything, just give them money. RATCHET & CLANK The enemy is a multinational company, but the main character is as obsessed with money as they are. Lots of guns. Wholesome friendship. HERO ACADEMY 1V1 Turn based game, dependant on a central server, got taken down by greedy assholes. Completely unnecesary game death. Still salty about this one. Mercenaries hired by two private companies to kill each other for control of energy sources in exchange of gold. They clone themselves to be able to fight for both sides and also to never stop the endless killing and fighting. Economic-Right

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Uhm actually, white people can’t be victim of racism honey /s | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Wow this is so progressive and inclusive! Featured No Whites Allowed: Best Buy Management Leadership Program Open Only to 'People Of Color' by Adan Salazar August 10th 2023, 3:47 pm B WAOW! Candidates for program 'must meet the [racial] requirements' and 'identify as Black, Latino, Hispanic, Asian or Pacific Islander. wait, isn't this racism?
Wow this is so progressive and inclusive! Featured No Whites Allowed: Best Buy Management Leadership Program Open Only to 'People Of Color' by Adan Salazar August 10th 2023, 3:47 pm B WAOW! Candidates for program 'must meet the [racial] requirements' and 'identify as Black, Latino, Hispanic, Asian or Pacific Islander. wait, isn't this racism?

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Based or cringe? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

WHAT IF WE TAKE ALL OF OUR QUADRANT'SFAULT' USH AND PUSH IT TO OTHERS
WHAT IF WE TAKE ALL OF OUR QUADRANT'SFAULT' USH AND PUSH IT TO OTHERS

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And this country is supposedly run by a "conservative" party for over a decade lmao | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

UK POLICE WHEN UK POLICE WHEN P--- GANGS. A TEENAGE AUTISTIC GROOM TEENAGE GIRLS IN ROTHERHAM GIRL SAYS A COP LOOKS LIKE HER LESBIAN NANA imgflip.com
UK POLICE WHEN UK POLICE WHEN P--- GANGS. A TEENAGE AUTISTIC GROOM TEENAGE GIRLS IN ROTHERHAM GIRL SAYS A COP LOOKS LIKE HER LESBIAN NANA imgflip.com

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This meme isn’t only about usa, it’s also about other parts of the world so don’t start coming up with number of shootings | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Ban guns people when the crackhead armed with a knife doesn't wait 15 minutes for the police to arrive to stab them and their children NOI 190 Left Libertarian Left
Ban guns people when the crackhead armed with a knife doesn't wait 15 minutes for the police to arrive to stab them and their children NOI 190 Left Libertarian Left

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Finally, true cross-compass unity | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Ec I OPINION Is the Cure to Male Loneliness an Armed Pilgrimage to the Holy Land? HITH July 19, 2023 Based, we can kick out the muslims Based, we can destroy Israel ic-
Ec I OPINION Is the Cure to Male Loneliness an Armed Pilgrimage to the Holy Land? HITH July 19, 2023 Based, we can kick out the muslims Based, we can destroy Israel ic-

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This is a extremely accurate description of this community :) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Authoritarian Authoritarian Extremely greedy Left Economic- Left LOVES the Jews:) very inclusivėtarian Pro LGTQght MICROWAVE>GRILL Libertarian. Extremely loved by PCM :) Left Techno futurists :) Libertarian Very charitable Economic- Right Right
Authoritarian Authoritarian Extremely greedy Left Economic- Left LOVES the Jews:) very inclusivėtarian Pro LGTQght MICROWAVE>GRILL Libertarian. Extremely loved by PCM :) Left Techno futurists :) Libertarian Very charitable Economic- Right Right

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Half-Life 2: The game to unite the compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Game is (nowadays) sold for dirt cheap on Steam Plot includes rising up against a Cast of characters includes a black man and his Afro-Asiatic daughter Protagonist is a strong, silent white guy totalitarian government which is vaguely communist HALF-LIFE2 No LGBT people in sight Antagonist is a bearded white man Protagonist wields a large variety of guns and explosives Antagonist government builds a massive, impressive skyscraper Shoot a lot of cops who tread on your freedoms
Game is (nowadays) sold for dirt cheap on Steam Plot includes rising up against a Cast of characters includes a black man and his Afro-Asiatic daughter Protagonist is a strong, silent white guy totalitarian government which is vaguely communist HALF-LIFE2 No LGBT people in sight Antagonist is a bearded white man Protagonist wields a large variety of guns and explosives Antagonist government builds a massive, impressive skyscraper Shoot a lot of cops who tread on your freedoms

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American advertising mascots and whether or not I could beat them in a fight 7x7 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

This is advertising, nobody is this authleft JAN (TOYOTA) An overly-enthusiastic Toyota sales lady who's had quite a bit of surgery Her entire countenance feels incredibly fake She would kill me in a fight, feed my body to pigs, and then lie about it ERNIE KEEBLER (KEEBLER SNACKS) Hardworking elf who gives out cookies to children Definite gay overtones I'd be able to beat him up, and he'd smile about it MISS BROWN (M&Ms) Brown anthropomorphic M&M that's coded as a sassy black lady There are strong feminist overtones Always speaking truth to power in the commercials Could beat her in a fight but even saying that seems racist AUNT JEMIMA (AUNT JEMIMA) Homely, warm, inviting black lady who serves people breakfast She'd whoop my ass with a rolling pin if I get out of line, she's "ma'am" to me Definitely on drugs Would beat me with his meth strength PUNCHY CLYDESDALES (BUDWEISER) Big, honorable horses who deliver Budweiser beer An American icon (HAWAIIAN PUNCH) Seems like a Californian stoner; we can't see his feet but he's definitely shoeless If we had to fight he'd probably just offer me a joint Would trample me in a fight GORTON'S FISHERMAN (GORTON'S) Seems like a working- class mariner and a salt-of-the-earth fellow Would beat the salt out of me THE COWS (CHICK-FIL-A) group of cows urging people to eat more chicken (so they don't die) Creative and funny concept COOKY BIRD (COCOA PUFFS) AFLAC DUCK (AFLAC) Mentally-ill bird who assaults children for cereal Total wildcard in a fight, probably wouldn't even go for it BUZZ THE BEE (CHEERIO'S) Cheeky little f-----, flies around and tells people that bland cereal tastes good I'd put him in a sock and bash him against the walls Really annoying, canonically gay Not only would I beat him in a fight, I'd wring his neck and roast him for dinner GRIMACE (MCDONALDS) Purple monster coded as a fat black man who steals milkshakes Was quietly removed from McDonald's marketing in 2012 but relaunched this year with a much more positive image I reckon in a fight, he's much stronger than he looks THE PROGRESSIVE GANG (PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE) Group of diverse and overly- enthusiastic insurance salespeople: the cult leader; the soyboy comic relief; the Debbie Downer; and the token black man Always came off as creepy to me Osl In a fight they would skin me alive and sacrifice my flesh to their gods F Бугааяаояч THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY (PILLSBURY) Affable doughboy who teaches people to bake I had nightmares about him as a kid Definitely not as strong as me, but would beat me in a fight THE GEICO GECKO (GEICO) Smooth-talking Australian gecko who never seems to explain *why* Geico is good, just set up cutaway gags Looks like the kind of guy who has a stable family life Would probably talk me out of the fight before it starts LILY (AT&T) Big-t---- momma who helps people use their phones I don't remember a single thing in those commercials, she's eye candy I would never fight her, she's too adorable DEEP-VOICED BLACK MAN (ARBY'S) Just shouts about meats while displaying oversized sandwiches I don't like the way he pronounces Arby's "Ahbeee's" From the way his voice sounds he seems obese and I wouldn't fw him in a fight Hot Hispanic chick with fruits on her head Seems like she'd be a good dancer In a fight would whoop my ass like Aunt Jemima CINNAMON (APPLE JACKS) Lanky, easygoing Jamaican cinnamon stick Would be friends with Punchy IRL BIBENDUM (MICHELIN TIRES) A friendly giant made of tires Wouldn't hurt me and I wouldn't hurt him Of course he'd beat me in a fight, he's a tire demon I'm afraid THE VLASIC STORK (VLASIC PICKLES) A Jewish- coded stork who delivers pickles to the elderly Reminds me of my grandparents Wouldn't beat me in a fight but while I'm beating him, he would complain of antisemitism JACK (CRACKER JACK) A sailor (???) who represents a mid snack you only eat if you're desperate and there's nothing else in the pantry RATNA MORNAR He's got that WWI body, he'd beat me and he'd do it in one punch TONY THE TIGER (FROSTED FLAKES) Anthropomorphic sexy tiger who's very athletic His Wikipedia article is amazing and hilarious He'd beat the s--- out of me but I wouldn't mind a lick SNUGGLE BEAR (SNUGGLE FABRIC SOFTENER) A loving, cuddly bear whose dead doll eyes stare into your soul and threaten you with every blink Would slit my throat in my sleep the night before the fight Seems like a bro who's cool to hang out with, there's no way we'd fight THE CHARMIN BEARS (CHARMIN) A family of bears who love s------- and telling everyone about it MAC TONIGHT (MCDONALD'S) Short-lived moon- headed piano player mascot They seem like total pushovers and I'd beat them easy Was iconic and very popular, but today has become a symbol of white supremacists (seriously, look this up) Would beat me in a fight MARLBORO MAN (MARLBORO CIGARETTES) Tough western cowboy who puts a masculine image on smoking O MISS CHIQUITA DUKE THE DOG CHUCK-E-CHEESE (CHIQUITA BANANA) (BUSH'S BAKED BEANS) (CHUCK-E-CHEESE) A rad kid, just like you Golden retriever who teases about releasing the secret recipe of Bush's Baked Beans Fun fact: literally every actor who portrayed him died of lung cancer He'd beat me pretty handily in a fight and look cool doing it CAPTAIN OBVIOUS (HOTELS.COM) Guy wearing a colonial-style captain's suit who makes snarky comments Would beat him in a fight with extreme prejudice CHARLIE THE TUNA (STARKIST) A wisecracking, Italian- American tuna from New Jersey (I know this isn't explicitly said, but it's my head canon) Probably has COPD and would get out of breath early in the fight HELPING HAND (HAMBURGER HELPER) Mischievous anthropomorphic hand with a creepy laugh There's definitely a sexual element to it Seems like the kind of guy who'd stick a finger in your butthole when he's losing the fight The face of a dying business Not sure if I'd beat him in a fight, but it would be fun ENERGIZER BUNNY (ENERGIZER) Just seems like he's on cocaine, and I can't explain why He'd hit me with that drug strength and it'd be lights out COLONEL SANDERS (KFC) Slick Kentuckian gentleman who sells you chicken Definitely descended from slaveowners Is a huge hit in Japan for some reason Seems like the kind of guy to send a proxy to a fight COLUMBIA (COLUMBIA PICTURES) Lady in the dress who holds up the torch at the beginning of movies Would definitely beat me in a fight, she's got those hard A---- features CAP'N CRUNCH (CAP'N CRUNCH) A naval officer who advertises children's breakfast cereal Fun fact: his sleeve insignia indicates the rank of Commander, not Captain He really should be court-martialed for false assumption of rank Anyway, I could beat him in a fight but we'd both be leaving with bruises NICOLE KIDMAN (AMC THEATRES) Classy lady who wears a suit and lots of makeup to the movies for some f------ reason Can't stand the commercials Could beat her in a fight, but wouldn't feel great about it LIMU EMU AND DOUG (LIBERTY MUTUAL INSURANCE) Two mustached cop-like characters who are the face of the most-annoying ad campaign of all time Seriously, f--- these ads I would bring a gun to a fistfight on this one THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (DOS EQUIS) Sexy Hispanic Chuck Norris who buys nice things and sleeps around Would probably put me to sleep using some judo trick within 30 seconds (CHEETOS) Smooth-talking feline who markets gamer chips The sunglasses and smirk make it seem like he's into some shady s--- BUD KNIGHT (BUD LIGHT) A medieval The character knight who would be goes around infuriated at the route the brand handing out took after he was discontinued Bud Light He'd probably pull a switchblade in a fistfight I wouldn't make it five seconds in a fight before I get impaled TROJAN MAN (TROJAN CONDOMS) A Trojan warrior who tells you you're inadequate at sex Would beat me and laugh doing it THE BURGER KING (BURGER KING) Blinged-out king who sells burgers and hands out crowns to kids time In a fight he's probably much stronger than he looks, I'm afraid to imagine his ring hand careening into my face MR. PEANUT (PLANTER'S) Aristocratic peanut character who's way too smug Talks s--- but probably can't back it up in a fight THE MINIONS (ILLUMINATION) The single most annoying IP ever created A bunch of chattery Chinese jellybeans who want to destroy society and serve evil CHESTER CHEETAH JARED (SUBWAY) Creepy-looking kid diddler who's proven to be the most embarrassing ad mascot of all What were THEY doing between 1939 and 1945?? MAYHEM (ALLSTATE) Chaotic, amoral, insane, will wreck your s--- and not care Would destroy me in a fight then spit on my corpse Would touch me in my no- no square during the fight
This is advertising, nobody is this authleft JAN (TOYOTA) An overly-enthusiastic Toyota sales lady who's had quite a bit of surgery Her entire countenance feels incredibly fake She would kill me in a fight, feed my body to pigs, and then lie about it ERNIE KEEBLER (KEEBLER SNACKS) Hardworking elf who gives out cookies to children Definite gay overtones I'd be able to beat him up, and he'd smile about it MISS BROWN (M&Ms) Brown anthropomorphic M&M that's coded as a sassy black lady There are strong feminist overtones Always speaking truth to power in the commercials Could beat her in a fight but even saying that seems racist AUNT JEMIMA (AUNT JEMIMA) Homely, warm, inviting black lady who serves people breakfast She'd whoop my ass with a rolling pin if I get out of line, she's "ma'am" to me Definitely on drugs Would beat me with his meth strength PUNCHY CLYDESDALES (BUDWEISER) Big, honorable horses who deliver Budweiser beer An American icon (HAWAIIAN PUNCH) Seems like a Californian stoner; we can't see his feet but he's definitely shoeless If we had to fight he'd probably just offer me a joint Would trample me in a fight GORTON'S FISHERMAN (GORTON'S) Seems like a working- class mariner and a salt-of-the-earth fellow Would beat the salt out of me THE COWS (CHICK-FIL-A) group of cows urging people to eat more chicken (so they don't die) Creative and funny concept COOKY BIRD (COCOA PUFFS) AFLAC DUCK (AFLAC) Mentally-ill bird who assaults children for cereal Total wildcard in a fight, probably wouldn't even go for it BUZZ THE BEE (CHEERIO'S) Cheeky little f-----, flies around and tells people that bland cereal tastes good I'd put him in a sock and bash him against the walls Really annoying, canonically gay Not only would I beat him in a fight, I'd wring his neck and roast him for dinner GRIMACE (MCDONALDS) Purple monster coded as a fat black man who steals milkshakes Was quietly removed from McDonald's marketing in 2012 but relaunched this year with a much more positive image I reckon in a fight, he's much stronger than he looks THE PROGRESSIVE GANG (PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE) Group of diverse and overly- enthusiastic insurance salespeople: the cult leader; the soyboy comic relief; the Debbie Downer; and the token black man Always came off as creepy to me Osl In a fight they would skin me alive and sacrifice my flesh to their gods F Бугааяаояч THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY (PILLSBURY) Affable doughboy who teaches people to bake I had nightmares about him as a kid Definitely not as strong as me, but would beat me in a fight THE GEICO GECKO (GEICO) Smooth-talking Australian gecko who never seems to explain *why* Geico is good, just set up cutaway gags Looks like the kind of guy who has a stable family life Would probably talk me out of the fight before it starts LILY (AT&T) Big-t---- momma who helps people use their phones I don't remember a single thing in those commercials, she's eye candy I would never fight her, she's too adorable DEEP-VOICED BLACK MAN (ARBY'S) Just shouts about meats while displaying oversized sandwiches I don't like the way he pronounces Arby's "Ahbeee's" From the way his voice sounds he seems obese and I wouldn't fw him in a fight Hot Hispanic chick with fruits on her head Seems like she'd be a good dancer In a fight would whoop my ass like Aunt Jemima CINNAMON (APPLE JACKS) Lanky, easygoing Jamaican cinnamon stick Would be friends with Punchy IRL BIBENDUM (MICHELIN TIRES) A friendly giant made of tires Wouldn't hurt me and I wouldn't hurt him Of course he'd beat me in a fight, he's a tire demon I'm afraid THE VLASIC STORK (VLASIC PICKLES) A Jewish- coded stork who delivers pickles to the elderly Reminds me of my grandparents Wouldn't beat me in a fight but while I'm beating him, he would complain of antisemitism JACK (CRACKER JACK) A sailor (???) who represents a mid snack you only eat if you're desperate and there's nothing else in the pantry RATNA MORNAR He's got that WWI body, he'd beat me and he'd do it in one punch TONY THE TIGER (FROSTED FLAKES) Anthropomorphic sexy tiger who's very athletic His Wikipedia article is amazing and hilarious He'd beat the s--- out of me but I wouldn't mind a lick SNUGGLE BEAR (SNUGGLE FABRIC SOFTENER) A loving, cuddly bear whose dead doll eyes stare into your soul and threaten you with every blink Would slit my throat in my sleep the night before the fight Seems like a bro who's cool to hang out with, there's no way we'd fight THE CHARMIN BEARS (CHARMIN) A family of bears who love s------- and telling everyone about it MAC TONIGHT (MCDONALD'S) Short-lived moon- headed piano player mascot They seem like total pushovers and I'd beat them easy Was iconic and very popular, but today has become a symbol of white supremacists (seriously, look this up) Would beat me in a fight MARLBORO MAN (MARLBORO CIGARETTES) Tough western cowboy who puts a masculine image on smoking O MISS CHIQUITA DUKE THE DOG CHUCK-E-CHEESE (CHIQUITA BANANA) (BUSH'S BAKED BEANS) (CHUCK-E-CHEESE) A rad kid, just like you Golden retriever who teases about releasing the secret recipe of Bush's Baked Beans Fun fact: literally every actor who portrayed him died of lung cancer He'd beat me pretty handily in a fight and look cool doing it CAPTAIN OBVIOUS (HOTELS.COM) Guy wearing a colonial-style captain's suit who makes snarky comments Would beat him in a fight with extreme prejudice CHARLIE THE TUNA (STARKIST) A wisecracking, Italian- American tuna from New Jersey (I know this isn't explicitly said, but it's my head canon) Probably has COPD and would get out of breath early in the fight HELPING HAND (HAMBURGER HELPER) Mischievous anthropomorphic hand with a creepy laugh There's definitely a sexual element to it Seems like the kind of guy who'd stick a finger in your butthole when he's losing the fight The face of a dying business Not sure if I'd beat him in a fight, but it would be fun ENERGIZER BUNNY (ENERGIZER) Just seems like he's on cocaine, and I can't explain why He'd hit me with that drug strength and it'd be lights out COLONEL SANDERS (KFC) Slick Kentuckian gentleman who sells you chicken Definitely descended from slaveowners Is a huge hit in Japan for some reason Seems like the kind of guy to send a proxy to a fight COLUMBIA (COLUMBIA PICTURES) Lady in the dress who holds up the torch at the beginning of movies Would definitely beat me in a fight, she's got those hard A---- features CAP'N CRUNCH (CAP'N CRUNCH) A naval officer who advertises children's breakfast cereal Fun fact: his sleeve insignia indicates the rank of Commander, not Captain He really should be court-martialed for false assumption of rank Anyway, I could beat him in a fight but we'd both be leaving with bruises NICOLE KIDMAN (AMC THEATRES) Classy lady who wears a suit and lots of makeup to the movies for some f------ reason Can't stand the commercials Could beat her in a fight, but wouldn't feel great about it LIMU EMU AND DOUG (LIBERTY MUTUAL INSURANCE) Two mustached cop-like characters who are the face of the most-annoying ad campaign of all time Seriously, f--- these ads I would bring a gun to a fistfight on this one THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (DOS EQUIS) Sexy Hispanic Chuck Norris who buys nice things and sleeps around Would probably put me to sleep using some judo trick within 30 seconds (CHEETOS) Smooth-talking feline who markets gamer chips The sunglasses and smirk make it seem like he's into some shady s--- BUD KNIGHT (BUD LIGHT) A medieval The character knight who would be goes around infuriated at the route the brand handing out took after he was discontinued Bud Light He'd probably pull a switchblade in a fistfight I wouldn't make it five seconds in a fight before I get impaled TROJAN MAN (TROJAN CONDOMS) A Trojan warrior who tells you you're inadequate at sex Would beat me and laugh doing it THE BURGER KING (BURGER KING) Blinged-out king who sells burgers and hands out crowns to kids time In a fight he's probably much stronger than he looks, I'm afraid to imagine his ring hand careening into my face MR. PEANUT (PLANTER'S) Aristocratic peanut character who's way too smug Talks s--- but probably can't back it up in a fight THE MINIONS (ILLUMINATION) The single most annoying IP ever created A bunch of chattery Chinese jellybeans who want to destroy society and serve evil CHESTER CHEETAH JARED (SUBWAY) Creepy-looking kid diddler who's proven to be the most embarrassing ad mascot of all What were THEY doing between 1939 and 1945?? MAYHEM (ALLSTATE) Chaotic, amoral, insane, will wreck your s--- and not care Would destroy me in a fight then spit on my corpse Would touch me in my no- no square during the fight

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Dear - Auth-Right You claim to not empathize with displaced refugees coming to your country, yet here you are refugees from banned reddit subs who came to PCM Curious CHARLIE KIRK FOUNDER. TURNING POINT USA TURNING POINT USA
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Authoritarian How to make housing more plentiful and affordable for most people? Economic- Left Fix broken justice system: you have to spend money to prove your innocence, and the more money you spend, the better chance you have. [redacted] Libertarian Economic- Right More amendments to the constitution to give people a modern- day bill of rights
Authoritarian How to make housing more plentiful and affordable for most people? Economic- Left Fix broken justice system: you have to spend money to prove your innocence, and the more money you spend, the better chance you have. [redacted] Libertarian Economic- Right More amendments to the constitution to give people a modern- day bill of rights

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