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Anon wants to quit before it’s even started | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a spider | /r/Greentext


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anon does magic | /r/Greentext


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Anon admits he was wrong. | /r/Greentext


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Anon cops a feel | /r/Greentext


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Anon needs a calculator | /r/Greentext


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How on solar? | /r/Greentext


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Anon pranks his cousin | /r/Greentext


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Anon gives away money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)06:44:26 No.6320342 Does anyone want free money? I'm going to hang myself very soon and idk what to do with it, I've also got a thousand in bitcoin so drop your wallet and l'll send some to you 12 KB JPG 48 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)10:55:53 No.63206338 >>63203639 # >be you >spend days and days s------- on everyone here >call them loser incels >attempt to break their spirits on a daily basis >someone says they're going to end their life >noooo don't do that bro I f------ hate you people. >>63206369 #
: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)06:44:26 No.6320342 Does anyone want free money? I'm going to hang myself very soon and idk what to do with it, I've also got a thousand in bitcoin so drop your wallet and l'll send some to you 12 KB JPG 48 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)10:55:53 No.63206338 >>63203639 # >be you >spend days and days s------- on everyone here >call them loser incels >attempt to break their spirits on a daily basis >someone says they're going to end their life >noooo don't do that bro I f------ hate you people. >>63206369 #

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Anon is an atheist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5zHehz6R ) 01/02/22(Sun)12:49:05 No.354684737 >Atheists are mentally ill! The universe was created in six days by a desert genie, who was the father of a Jewish carpenter, who was born of a virgin and spent his time turning water into wine and walking on the surface of sea until he was crucified by an angry mob in order to save mankind from some vague, nebulous concept known as "sin" which is present in all of mankind because a full grown woman, who was a few days old and made out of a rib, was tricked by a talking snake into eating a cursed piece of fruit from a 50 KB PNG forbidden tree!! >>354685012 #
: Anonymous (ID: 5zHehz6R ) 01/02/22(Sun)12:49:05 No.354684737 >Atheists are mentally ill! The universe was created in six days by a desert genie, who was the father of a Jewish carpenter, who was born of a virgin and spent his time turning water into wine and walking on the surface of sea until he was crucified by an angry mob in order to save mankind from some vague, nebulous concept known as "sin" which is present in all of mankind because a full grown woman, who was a few days old and made out of a rib, was tricked by a talking snake into eating a cursed piece of fruit from a 50 KB PNG forbidden tree!! >>354685012 #

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Anon takes a stand for Men's mental health | /r/Greentext


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Where did emos go? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B45tWh9U | 105241343 1 hr. ago Whatever happens to emos? Where did they go? 29 REPLIES 9 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous H8G/1aFs | 105241496 1 hr. ago If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature don't expect it to last a long time. 1 REPLY
Anonymous B45tWh9U | 105241343 1 hr. ago Whatever happens to emos? Where did they go? 29 REPLIES 9 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous H8G/1aFs | 105241496 1 hr. ago If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature don't expect it to last a long time. 1 REPLY

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Willum Dafapper | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/24/21(Fri)14:46:17 No.869241794 willum.jpg 59 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >feel myself getting close >cooming.jpeg >remember something I read about holding in c-- for better orgasm >hold the top of my d---, success, c-- does not appear, feels great >pressure is building tho >ffw 5 seconds cant take it anymore >coom.jpeg >j--- does a crescendo over my body >im taking y = -x^2 here >mouth open in awe >j--- lands in my mouth >mfw
onymous 12/24/21(Fri)14:46:17 No.869241794 willum.jpg 59 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >feel myself getting close >cooming.jpeg >remember something I read about holding in c-- for better orgasm >hold the top of my d---, success, c-- does not appear, feels great >pressure is building tho >ffw 5 seconds cant take it anymore >coom.jpeg >j--- does a crescendo over my body >im taking y = -x^2 here >mouth open in awe >j--- lands in my mouth >mfw

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Anon is Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)21:01:12 No.47220908 >be me >irish >dad gets into ancestry >find out we're descendants of a wealthy and powerful irish clan >clan disbanded 22 KB JPG >rich descendants moved to new countries and lost everything due to potato famine >mfw Im a broke american >mfw i couldve been a rich irish man but im not cause of a lack of f------ potatoes
: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)21:01:12 No.47220908 >be me >irish >dad gets into ancestry >find out we're descendants of a wealthy and powerful irish clan >clan disbanded 22 KB JPG >rich descendants moved to new countries and lost everything due to potato famine >mfw Im a broke american >mfw i couldve been a rich irish man but im not cause of a lack of f------ potatoes

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thought i had to eat the whole thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird
Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird

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Anon is a dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)17:05:13 No.66837034 >be dad >walking up stairs >all fours like monke >son walking ahead of me >bipedal >too slow >throw gigapunch directly into son's asscheek >son now sprints up stairs every time 33 KB JPG >monkey style Robots, why haven't you procreated?
: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)17:05:13 No.66837034 >be dad >walking up stairs >all fours like monke >son walking ahead of me >bipedal >too slow >throw gigapunch directly into son's asscheek >son now sprints up stairs every time 33 KB JPG >monkey style Robots, why haven't you procreated?

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