: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)06:44:26 No.6320342 Does anyone want free money? I'm going to hang myself very soon and idk what to do with it, I've also got a thousand in bitcoin so drop your wallet and l'll send some to you 12 KB JPG 48 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)10:55:53 No.63206338 >>63203639 # >be you >spend days and days s------- on everyone here >call them loser incels >attempt to break their spirits on a daily basis >someone says they're going to end their life >noooo don't do that bro I f------ hate you people. >>63206369 #

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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)06:44:26 No.6320342 Does anyone want free money? I'm going to hang myself very soon and idk what to do with it, I've also got a thousand in bitcoin so drop your wallet and l'll send some to you 12 KB JPG 48 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)10:55:53 No.63206338 >>63203639 # >be you >spend days and days s------- on everyone here >call them loser incels >attempt to break their spirits on a daily basis >someone says they're going to end their life >noooo don't do that bro I f------ hate you people. >>63206369 #

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