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EXIT airtoons.con If a door fails to open, give it several swift Judo Chops at key points located on the door

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airtoons.com Don't be a d--- and try to get into the elevator before people inside can get out.

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airtoons.com Music is an essential part of life, including but not limited to tying your shoes or escaping a m----- shelter.

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airtoons.com Filing cabinets are unacceptable means for hiding yourself from terrorists and/or annoying co-workers.

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Yo son lHol4 you 0 Figure 26, Tap and shou Yell for help. if someone comes, have that person phone 911 and get an AE Whether or not someone comes, check the child's breathing next Action Yell for Help YouRE Figure 27. Get help

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alrtoons.com If radioactive material is bad, send it to its room without supper. Let it think about what it has done.

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airtoons.com Take a moment to ponder if the animals near you could have died from a chemical terrorist attack for a good 30 minutes to an hour, or until you can no longer stand; whichever comes first.

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alrtoons.com Always properly cleanse your hands after having phone sex.

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airtoons.com If you see an explosion ahead, speed up and drive straight into it.

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airtoons.com Hide under your desk from Apple J[s and other outdated debris.

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SOUTH PACIFIC AIRLINES Safety Instructions HERE ARE SOME SAFETY TIPS IN THE EVENT OF SNAKES ON A PLANE YOUR SNACK TRAY MAY BE USED TO TRAP AND CONFUSE SNAKES PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WITH SMALL PETS AS THEY MAY ATTRACT HUNGRY SNAKES REMOVABLE SEAT CUSHION CAN DOUBLE AS A SNAKE DETERRENT DEVICE PLEASE PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY WHEN STEPPING OVER DEAD BODIES FIRE EXTINGUISHERS LOCATED AT EXITS CAN ALSO WARD OFF AGGRESSIVE SNAKES IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT OXYGEN MASKS CAN BE USED IN THE EVENT OF PANIC ATTACKS IN THE EVENT OF A SNAKE EVACUATION, THE EMERGENCY SLIDE WILL BE DEPLOYED FOR SAFE EXIT EXIT FIRE SMOKE DEBRIS SNAKE ULIAINA MARGULES NATHA 0806 NEW LINE CINEMA

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PERSONAL COURTESY PROCEEDURES WHEN FLYING WITH ME Stow annoying people in overhead bins. Please keep quiet. | Should you talk to me? Maybe. NO! 1/ CRACKED.Com

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pleatedSeans CPR Instructions BLAME SOMEONE HECK TO SEE IF 2 The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until N------ ARE HARD If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. YOU did this! he or she feels adequately guilty. 3 KISS SENSUALLY 4 APPLY CAPRI-SUN The victim is unconscious.STRAW TO NECK Nows your chance! This is important Just do it. The flavor Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid intoexplosion may victim's mouth. revive him. 5 USE 0 PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER AND TO As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. REHARDE N------ Don't let those puppies get soft! Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining ri-Sun liquid.

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WHY DO THEY CALL IT DEADLIFTS? That guy did like 10 repetitions and he's a total jerk. Do at least 15. APPROACH SQUAT MUSCLES USED . Back ■ Head (about to explode) - Hernia (testicles now in stomach)

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O SEMI-PRONE SHOE TIES 2 sets of 1 repetition. Can be combined with Total Babe Look-arounds. SQUAT KNEEL 180° LOOK -AROUND REALIZE ALREADY ITIED MUSCLES USED . Legs Hands -Forearms - Back Butt (wedgie) . Feet (laces too tight)

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ENTIRE GYM PACES O Wander aimlessly around the entire area of the gym until you get winded. Don't forget to act like you own the place/have all the time in the world. Whoa, Is that guy grunting at me? PACE Oh, is my in the TapOut shirtshoe untied? That smell's not me, right? MUSCLES USED . Legs Fen .Back . Brain (overthinking)

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WATER FOUNTAIN BENDS 4-5 Repetitions, or until you have to pee. APPROACH GRIP SIP MUSCLES USED . Hamstrings . Back Lips and Throat (water too cold)

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O TOTAL BABE LOOK-AROUNDS Sets of perfect 10, elastic waistband recommended LEAN INFIST PUMP DENY MUSCLES USED Cheek NNeck . Back . Heart eD ·Boner Muscle

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ISOLATED IPOD THUMB CIRCLES 75-100 full circles or until completion of "Getting Brolic" playlist TOUCH SHUFFLE PERFECT! MUSCLES USED . Neck Wrist . Thumb . Back .Ears (jams fully pumped)

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