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pleatedSeans CPR Instructions BLAME SOMEONE HECK TO SEE IF 2 The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until N------ ARE HARD If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. YOU did this! he or she feels adequately guilty. 3 KISS SENSUALLY 4 APPLY CAPRI-SUN The victim is unconscious.STRAW TO NECK Nows your chance! This is important Just do it. The flavor Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid intoexplosion may victim's mouth. revive him. 5 USE 0 PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER AND TO As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. REHARDE N------ Don't let those puppies get soft! Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining ri-Sun liquid.

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CORONAVIRUS SAFETY American + Red Cross Follow these easy steps to help prevent the spread of COVID-19. spray-paint your acquire hand pudding okay, night night. eyes shut
2 Position victim carefully on back. Bend victim's arm painfully behind back. Yell clearly yet forcibly, "WHERE IS THE F------ MONEY until compliance is met. Drop knee in back as needed. CRACK-
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