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File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again
File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again

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I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.
I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.

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Never Leave Off the Onions

111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App
111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App

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Ogre Stole My Truck

口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life
口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life

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Rust is Love, Rust is Life

6:50 Settings Home Board /v/ - Video Games READ THE DAMN RULES 04/20/14(Sun)21:49:50 No.240479538 Anonymous Rust is love, Rust is life Sell everything I own to by rust merch >have mw2 for 321 KB JPG Xbox/ps3/PC/leapfrog >every night I say "rust is love, rust is life" dad calls me a f----- >call him a c--- >he slaps me >cry and run to room >feel something warm and metallic sit's rust spread my buttcheeks for rust rust decimates my butthole >dad comes in brust 360noscopes dad >rust is love >rust is life Reply to Thread Return Catalog Top
6:50 Settings Home Board /v/ - Video Games READ THE DAMN RULES 04/20/14(Sun)21:49:50 No.240479538 Anonymous Rust is love, Rust is life Sell everything I own to by rust merch >have mw2 for 321 KB JPG Xbox/ps3/PC/leapfrog >every night I say "rust is love, rust is life" dad calls me a f----- >call him a c--- >he slaps me >cry and run to room >feel something warm and metallic sit's rust spread my buttcheeks for rust rust decimates my butthole >dad comes in brust 360noscopes dad >rust is love >rust is life Reply to Thread Return Catalog Top

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Shrekhammer 40k Shronkey 02/27/14 (Thu) 18:44:43 No.37614 It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Ogrelord has sat immobile on the Onion Throne of Far Far Away. He is the master of brogrekind by the will of the gods and master of a million writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Shreknology. He is the are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Ogrelord continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the drek-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant swamps, their way lit by the Onionomican, the psychic manifestation of the Ogrelord's will. Vast armies give battle in His name in uncounted swamps. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Orcus, the Space Ogres, bio-engineered super-brogres. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Ogrian Guard and countless swamp defence forces, the ever-vigilant Ogre Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Orcus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from Farquad, heretics, Drekians - and far, far worse. To be a brogre in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of shreknology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the swamps, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of by the might of his inexhaustible ogre armies. He is a rotting carcass Lord of the The ogrelord protects
Shrekhammer 40k Shronkey 02/27/14 (Thu) 18:44:43 No.37614 It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Ogrelord has sat immobile on the Onion Throne of Far Far Away. He is the master of brogrekind by the will of the gods and master of a million writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Shreknology. He is the are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Ogrelord continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the drek-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant swamps, their way lit by the Onionomican, the psychic manifestation of the Ogrelord's will. Vast armies give battle in His name in uncounted swamps. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Orcus, the Space Ogres, bio-engineered super-brogres. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Ogrian Guard and countless swamp defence forces, the ever-vigilant Ogre Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Orcus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from Farquad, heretics, Drekians - and far, far worse. To be a brogre in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of shreknology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the swamps, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of by the might of his inexhaustible ogre armies. He is a rotting carcass Lord of the The ogrelord protects

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D-Ha.. annot adtracCK. shopgo Gamer Game o nonymous 01 U WOT MATE? >be me be 16 decide to go out for wrestling make the team and generally enjoy it. Practices are hard, but I'm having a ton of put in the heavyweight category >first match yesterday go up against some kid about the same size as me >letsdance.exe round starts >kid slaps me in the face, not that hard >ohhellno.jpg I'LL WRECK YA C--- wind back >bitchslap the kid everybody on my team starts flipping out >crowd erupts with cheers >freshman teammate starts chanting "earthquake" earthquake is my nickname >whole team is chanting earthquake suddenly, actual earthquake starts >floor begins to crumble bleachers completely fall apart, killing everyone on them scent of onions fill the air it's shrek >shrek bursts through door, causing an explosion that kills my entire team walks up to kid I'm playing against S"it's all ogre now >shrek rips kid in half with his massive 20-foot long e-shrekt c--- >begins f------ kids torso until he dies >shrek turns to me >"it's time, mah boy" take off my singlet and spread my buttchecks for Shrek >Shrek stuffs his c--- into me he screams for several minutes before emptying his salty, onion-y load into me >my team wins by default >shrek is love, shrek is life Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:15 No.526142693 8/10 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:29 No.526142728 God dammit OP I thought I was reading a real life story until the actual earthquake part 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:50:22 No.526142853 File: 1389318622357.png-(79 KB, 250x238, 1389045090784.png)
D-Ha.. annot adtracCK. shopgo Gamer Game o nonymous 01 U WOT MATE? >be me be 16 decide to go out for wrestling make the team and generally enjoy it. Practices are hard, but I'm having a ton of put in the heavyweight category >first match yesterday go up against some kid about the same size as me >letsdance.exe round starts >kid slaps me in the face, not that hard >ohhellno.jpg I'LL WRECK YA C--- wind back >bitchslap the kid everybody on my team starts flipping out >crowd erupts with cheers >freshman teammate starts chanting "earthquake" earthquake is my nickname >whole team is chanting earthquake suddenly, actual earthquake starts >floor begins to crumble bleachers completely fall apart, killing everyone on them scent of onions fill the air it's shrek >shrek bursts through door, causing an explosion that kills my entire team walks up to kid I'm playing against S"it's all ogre now >shrek rips kid in half with his massive 20-foot long e-shrekt c--- >begins f------ kids torso until he dies >shrek turns to me >"it's time, mah boy" take off my singlet and spread my buttchecks for Shrek >Shrek stuffs his c--- into me he screams for several minutes before emptying his salty, onion-y load into me >my team wins by default >shrek is love, shrek is life Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:15 No.526142693 8/10 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:29 No.526142728 God dammit OP I thought I was reading a real life story until the actual earthquake part 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:50:22 No.526142853 File: 1389318622357.png-(79 KB, 250x238, 1389045090784.png)

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Sonic is Love, Sonic is Life

File: 1388884955313 png-(679 KB, 912x1424, Sonic.png) Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:22:35 UTC-8 No.525222626 >Be me >A huge sonic fan >l watched all the episodes, played all the games, and, on occasion, go to the conventions loved Sonic and I'm pretty sure he loved me he had given me I woul >One night, when I was praying, I heard the spin up noise Sonic makes when he does a roll attack coming from my closet >There he was. In my room >l am so happy. I have waited for this moment all my life >His d--- was only 3-4 inches, so l thought the butt sex wouldn't be so bad >WhatI had forgotten is how fast he is and that his d--- was furry >He proceeded to f--- my tight ass at the speed of sound >l got 3rd degree rug burn in my ass, but it was totally worth it >l only want to please Sonic He d"Wanna chili dog?" >l nodded gratefully d pray to Sonic every night for all >He put his ass to my mouth and shat a chili dog into my mouth and deepthroated me with it. >l choked and gagged several times but managed to swallow it whole >It was the best tasting thing I had ever eaten >He yelled "Gotta go fast!" and then jumped out my window and ran into the night >Sonic is love. Sonic is life
File: 1388884955313 png-(679 KB, 912x1424, Sonic.png) Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:22:35 UTC-8 No.525222626 >Be me >A huge sonic fan >l watched all the episodes, played all the games, and, on occasion, go to the conventions loved Sonic and I'm pretty sure he loved me he had given me I woul >One night, when I was praying, I heard the spin up noise Sonic makes when he does a roll attack coming from my closet >There he was. In my room >l am so happy. I have waited for this moment all my life >His d--- was only 3-4 inches, so l thought the butt sex wouldn't be so bad >WhatI had forgotten is how fast he is and that his d--- was furry >He proceeded to f--- my tight ass at the speed of sound >l got 3rd degree rug burn in my ass, but it was totally worth it >l only want to please Sonic He d"Wanna chili dog?" >l nodded gratefully d pray to Sonic every night for all >He put his ass to my mouth and shat a chili dog into my mouth and deepthroated me with it. >l choked and gagged several times but managed to swallow it whole >It was the best tasting thing I had ever eaten >He yelled "Gotta go fast!" and then jumped out my window and ran into the night >Sonic is love. Sonic is life

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Doge is Love, Doge is Life

File: 1388223839023 ipg-(13 KB, 300x300, Dogre.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)20:43:59 UTC+ 11 No.523754823 >I was only 9 years old >l loved Dogre so much, I had all the Wow's and Such's >I pray to Dogre every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Dogre is Wow" say; "Dogre such God" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Dogre >l called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Dogre >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "Such r---. Much penetration. Wow." >He grabs me with his powerful paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Dogre >He penetrates my butt-hole hurts so much but I do it for Dogre >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >l push against his force >I want to please Dogre >He Barks in a mighty "WOOF" as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Dogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "Such f----. Much gay" >Dogre leaves through my window >Dogre is love. Dogre is life es start to water
File: 1388223839023 ipg-(13 KB, 300x300, Dogre.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)20:43:59 UTC+ 11 No.523754823 >I was only 9 years old >l loved Dogre so much, I had all the Wow's and Such's >I pray to Dogre every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Dogre is Wow" say; "Dogre such God" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Dogre >l called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Dogre >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "Such r---. Much penetration. Wow." >He grabs me with his powerful paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Dogre >He penetrates my butt-hole hurts so much but I do it for Dogre >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >l push against his force >I want to please Dogre >He Barks in a mighty "WOOF" as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Dogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "Such f----. Much gay" >Dogre leaves through my window >Dogre is love. Dogre is life es start to water

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