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I was only 9 years old >l loved Baymax so much, I had all the merchandise and the movie >l pray to Baymax every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Baymax is love" say. "Baymax is life" >I looked over to see if my dad heard me >Dad doesn't call me a f----- >Dad left me after l bought my first Baymax dildo >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Baymax > I go into my bed and it is very cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel a warm marshmallow hugging me > It's Baymax > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "You have been a good boy, have a lollipop >He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Baymax > He rocket fists my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Baymax > Suddenly he stops > "My programming prevents me from injuring a human being" > "Not anymore" Isay as I took out his healthcare chip > Baymax is now ready >I looked at his red eyes "Baymax, destroy!" > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his fist bump > He ba-la-la-la a mighty ba-la-la-la as he fills my butt with his love > Baymax stops again "Your dad is here > I don't want to remember my dad > "Your dad is here" Baymax says as he points at a figure at the doorway > My dad has his pants down with his d--- in full view as he sobs in pure disappointment > Baymax looks him deep in the eyes and says, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?" > Baymax leaves through my window > I am satisfied with my care

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Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Uploaded Dec 15, 2014 at 08:03PM EST

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