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Rosario Santiago 」Uruguay Buenos Aires > I was only 150 years olo > Iloved the UK so much > I pray to the UK every night before bed > "UK is love," I say, "UK is Life" >Argentina hears me and calls me a pendejo > I know she is just jealous of my devotion to the UK >I call her a slag > she invades me and sends me to bed > I am crying now, and my clay hurts > I lay in bed and it's cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >it's the UK >Iam so happy he whispers in my ear: "this is my clay" he grabs me and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I open my borders for the UK he penetrates my harbours > it hurts but I do it for the UK >he roars a mighty roar as he fills my land with his soldiers > Argentina walks in UK looks him in the eyes and says "it's all anglo now" UK leaves through my coastline UK is love, UK is life Argentina Montevideo

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UK is love, UK is life


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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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