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Anonymous Wed Jul 30 09:01:52 2014 No.4322998 File: 27 KB, 250x412, CGI_Great_Spirit_Rising.jpg View same] [google] Quoted by: >>4323459 >>4325526 F--- it, I'm posting this on every Bionicle thread >I was only 100,000 years old loved Mata Nui so much (non-canon), I had all the Nui stones and artefacts >Each night I would pray to Mata Nui, thanking him for the life I've been given >Mata Nui is Love, I say, Mata Nui is life >Turaga Vakama hears me and calls me a kolhi heacd >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Great Spirit >I called him a Tarakarva >He slaps me and sends me to go to Ko-Wahi >I'm crying now and my face hurts lie in Ko-Wahi and it's really cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me, I feel something touch me It's Mata Nui I'm so happy, he whispers in my ear > "This is my universe" >He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and fake knees >rm ready, I spread my axle hole for Mata Nui >He inserts a technic pin into my axle hole hurts so much but I do it for Mata Nui >l can feel my plastic tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force,I want to please Mata Nui >He roars a mighty roar as he successfully fits the technic pin >Turaga Vakama walks in >Mata Nui looks him straight in the eye and says >·It's al 2010 nove" Mata Nui leaves through the sky >Mata Nui is Love (non-canon), Mata Nui is Life
Anonymous Wed Jul 30 09:01:52 2014 No.4322998 File: 27 KB, 250x412, CGI_Great_Spirit_Rising.jpg View same] [google] Quoted by: >>4323459 >>4325526 F--- it, I'm posting this on every Bionicle thread >I was only 100,000 years old loved Mata Nui so much (non-canon), I had all the Nui stones and artefacts >Each night I would pray to Mata Nui, thanking him for the life I've been given >Mata Nui is Love, I say, Mata Nui is life >Turaga Vakama hears me and calls me a kolhi heacd >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Great Spirit >I called him a Tarakarva >He slaps me and sends me to go to Ko-Wahi >I'm crying now and my face hurts lie in Ko-Wahi and it's really cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me, I feel something touch me It's Mata Nui I'm so happy, he whispers in my ear > "This is my universe" >He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and fake knees >rm ready, I spread my axle hole for Mata Nui >He inserts a technic pin into my axle hole hurts so much but I do it for Mata Nui >l can feel my plastic tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force,I want to please Mata Nui >He roars a mighty roar as he successfully fits the technic pin >Turaga Vakama walks in >Mata Nui looks him straight in the eye and says >·It's al 2010 nove" Mata Nui leaves through the sky >Mata Nui is Love (non-canon), Mata Nui is Life

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File (158 KB, 650x400) ! Anonymous (DMSSEH)07/26/14(Sat)19:01:55 No.558955032 [Reply] >l was only 9 years old l loved Billy Mays so much, I bought all of his fantastic products l pray to Billy every night before bed, thanking him for the fantastic products I've been given >"Billy Mays is love say; "Billy Mays is life >My dad hears me and calls me a consumerist l know he was just jealous of my devotion to 3 easy payments I called him a over spender >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts sl lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Billy >l am so happy >He whispers into my ear This is my guarantee." >He grabs me with his powerful sales hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I am ready >l spread my wallet for Billy >He penetrates my bank account. slt costs so little but I do it for Billy >l can feel my credit rate improving as my eyes s >l push against his khakis >l want to please Billy >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with big city sliders >My dad walks in >Billy Mays looks him straight in the eyes and says "just pay shipping and handling." >Billy leaves through my window >Billy Mays is love. Billy Mays is life tart to water
File (158 KB, 650x400) ! Anonymous (DMSSEH)07/26/14(Sat)19:01:55 No.558955032 [Reply] >l was only 9 years old l loved Billy Mays so much, I bought all of his fantastic products l pray to Billy every night before bed, thanking him for the fantastic products I've been given >"Billy Mays is love say; "Billy Mays is life >My dad hears me and calls me a consumerist l know he was just jealous of my devotion to 3 easy payments I called him a over spender >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts sl lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Billy >l am so happy >He whispers into my ear This is my guarantee." >He grabs me with his powerful sales hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I am ready >l spread my wallet for Billy >He penetrates my bank account. slt costs so little but I do it for Billy >l can feel my credit rate improving as my eyes s >l push against his khakis >l want to please Billy >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with big city sliders >My dad walks in >Billy Mays looks him straight in the eyes and says "just pay shipping and handling." >Billy leaves through my window >Billy Mays is love. Billy Mays is life tart to water

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Armin is love, Armin is life

Armin Arlert The Star Titan 2 weeks ago Shared publicly I was only 17 years old, I loved Attack On Titan so much I had all the merchandise and episodes I pray to Armin every night before bed, thanking him for the life l'd been given Armin is love" I say "Armin is life" My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Armin I called him a titan, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, my face hurts, I lay in bed and it's really cold I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Armin! I am so happy He whispers in my ear "On that day, humanity received a grim reminder" He grabs me with his small shota hands and puts me on my hands and knees I am ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Armin, he penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Armin I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force, I want to please Armin He screams like a majestic eagle as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in, Armin looks him straight in the eye and says "Armin, Armout" Armin flies on his 3DMG through my window, Armin is love, Armin is life Show less 29
Armin Arlert The Star Titan 2 weeks ago Shared publicly I was only 17 years old, I loved Attack On Titan so much I had all the merchandise and episodes I pray to Armin every night before bed, thanking him for the life l'd been given Armin is love" I say "Armin is life" My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Armin I called him a titan, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, my face hurts, I lay in bed and it's really cold I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Armin! I am so happy He whispers in my ear "On that day, humanity received a grim reminder" He grabs me with his small shota hands and puts me on my hands and knees I am ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Armin, he penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Armin I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force, I want to please Armin He screams like a majestic eagle as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in, Armin looks him straight in the eye and says "Armin, Armout" Armin flies on his 3DMG through my window, Armin is love, Armin is life Show less 29

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Stannis is Love, Stannis is Life

Stafford Lannister 7 hours ago >l was only 47 years old >l loved Stannis so much, I had all the banners and the armor >l pray to Stannis every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Stannis is love" 1 say, "Stannis is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a rebel and a traitor to the crown >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stannis called him a inbred bastard >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Stannis >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my Kingdom." >He grabs me with his powerful Baratheon hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >l spread my ass-cheeks for Stannis >He penetrates my butt-hole >lt hurts so much but I do it for Stannis >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Stannis >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Stannis looks him straight in the eyes and says "it's all Stannis now." >Stannis leaves through my window >Stannis is love. Stannis is life Show less Reply . 1
Stafford Lannister 7 hours ago >l was only 47 years old >l loved Stannis so much, I had all the banners and the armor >l pray to Stannis every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Stannis is love" 1 say, "Stannis is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a rebel and a traitor to the crown >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stannis called him a inbred bastard >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Stannis >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my Kingdom." >He grabs me with his powerful Baratheon hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >l spread my ass-cheeks for Stannis >He penetrates my butt-hole >lt hurts so much but I do it for Stannis >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Stannis >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Stannis looks him straight in the eyes and says "it's all Stannis now." >Stannis leaves through my window >Stannis is love. Stannis is life Show less Reply . 1

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File: Anita-Sarkeesian-Screenshot ipg (40 KB, 615x345) Anonymous (ID: LdDWLTT4) 07/06/14(Sun)16:53:31 No.555066059 [Reply > I was only twelve years old >l admired feminism so much, I owned a lot of books and posters about it >l pray to feminism every night, thanking it for the life I have been given >"Feminism is love", I say, "Feminism is Equality" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Feminism called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >l feel something warm moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Anita Sarkeesian > I am so happy >She whispers into ear > She makes me grab her with my dirty privileged cis white male hands and put her on her hands and knees I'm ready > She spreads her p---- for me o my ear, "This is equality I penetrate her with > It hurts her so much,but I do it for equality > I can feel my d--- in her p---- as her eyes start to water > She pushes against my force > I want to please Anita > I roar a mighty roar as I fill her with my dirty white cis-male filth > My dad walks in >Anita looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all equal now" > Anita leaves through my window Feminism is love Feminism is Equality >MFW the following day I'm called to court because Anita denounced me for r--- h my filthy privileged penis
File: Anita-Sarkeesian-Screenshot ipg (40 KB, 615x345) Anonymous (ID: LdDWLTT4) 07/06/14(Sun)16:53:31 No.555066059 [Reply > I was only twelve years old >l admired feminism so much, I owned a lot of books and posters about it >l pray to feminism every night, thanking it for the life I have been given >"Feminism is love", I say, "Feminism is Equality" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Feminism called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >l feel something warm moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Anita Sarkeesian > I am so happy >She whispers into ear > She makes me grab her with my dirty privileged cis white male hands and put her on her hands and knees I'm ready > She spreads her p---- for me o my ear, "This is equality I penetrate her with > It hurts her so much,but I do it for equality > I can feel my d--- in her p---- as her eyes start to water > She pushes against my force > I want to please Anita > I roar a mighty roar as I fill her with my dirty white cis-male filth > My dad walks in >Anita looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all equal now" > Anita leaves through my window Feminism is love Feminism is Equality >MFW the following day I'm called to court because Anita denounced me for r--- h my filthy privileged penis

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Anonymous (ID: fsYDjMnk ) 06/27/14(Fri)00:33:33 No.553390138 was only 40 years old I hated Shrek so much, I refused to buy the movies or merchandise pray to Farquaad every night before bed, thanking for the life I've been given Farquaad is love" I say, "Farquaad is life" >My son hears me and calls me a c--- knew he was brainwashed into blind devotion to Shrek call him a f----- slap him and send him to go to sleep 曰 He's crying now, and his face probably hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me t's Shrek am so scared He whispers in to my ear Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my knees fear for my life >He whips out his c--- >Just as he's about to s-------- me, Farquaad jumps in through the window >Farquaad grabs Shrek by the neck and rips his head off >My son walks in >Farquaad looks him straight in the eye and says "Shrek is dreck >Farquaad leaves through my window Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life
Anonymous (ID: fsYDjMnk ) 06/27/14(Fri)00:33:33 No.553390138 was only 40 years old I hated Shrek so much, I refused to buy the movies or merchandise pray to Farquaad every night before bed, thanking for the life I've been given Farquaad is love" I say, "Farquaad is life" >My son hears me and calls me a c--- knew he was brainwashed into blind devotion to Shrek call him a f----- slap him and send him to go to sleep 曰 He's crying now, and his face probably hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me t's Shrek am so scared He whispers in to my ear Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my knees fear for my life >He whips out his c--- >Just as he's about to s-------- me, Farquaad jumps in through the window >Farquaad grabs Shrek by the neck and rips his head off >My son walks in >Farquaad looks him straight in the eye and says "Shrek is dreck >Farquaad leaves through my window Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life

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Anonymous (ID:SEROgs)) 06/23/14(Mon)01:41:10 No.552677925 >>552678163 >>5526318 was only 9 years old loved Guardians of the Galaxy so much, I had all the comics and merchandise pray to Groot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Groot is love l say, "Groot is life >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GOTG called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me Its Groot I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, l am Groot >He grabs me with his powerful tree monster hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Groot It hurts so much, but I do it for Groot I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Groot >He roarS IAM GROOT!!! as he fills my butt with his love and splinters >My dad walks in >Groot looks him straight in the eye and says l am Groot >Groot leaves through my window Groot is love, Groot is life >> O Anonymous (ID: E CED) 06/23/14(Mon)01:43:00 No.552678163 >>552678880 >>He roars "IAM GROOT!!" as he fills my butt with his love and splinters beautiful. f------ beautiful Anonymous (ID: File: 1401660641322.ipg (3 KB, 125x91) 06/23/14(Mon)02:00:57 No.552680909 2255 DID SOMEONE SAY. SPIDERMAN THREAD? Anonymous (ID: 1ersbTae) 06/23/14(Mon)02:05:45 No.552681638 I like this better than the Shrek s--- >> O Anonymous (ID: SEROgs)) 06/23/14(Mon)02:09:39 No.552682256 4.ipq (15 KB, 300x300) was only 9 years old loved Spider-man so much, I had all the comics and merchandise I pray to Spider-man every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Spider-man is love" I say, "Spider-man is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Spider-man called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me ts Spider-man >I am so happy >He whispers in to my ear, "With great booty c--- great responsibility" >He grabs me with his powerful Spider-man hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Spider-man >It hurts so much, but I do it for Spider-man I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force want to please Spider-man >He roars a roar as he fills my butt with his webbing >My dad walks in >Spider-man looks him straight in the eye and says "F--- you, I do what I want!" >Spider-man leaves through my window >Spider-man is love, Spider-man is life Anonymous (ID 06/23/14(Mon)02:13:06 No.552682795 . GL8Ph5lb File: 1.ipg (58 KB, 1280x720) This s--- is getting old
Anonymous (ID:SEROgs)) 06/23/14(Mon)01:41:10 No.552677925 >>552678163 >>5526318 was only 9 years old loved Guardians of the Galaxy so much, I had all the comics and merchandise pray to Groot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Groot is love l say, "Groot is life >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GOTG called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me Its Groot I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, l am Groot >He grabs me with his powerful tree monster hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Groot It hurts so much, but I do it for Groot I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Groot >He roarS IAM GROOT!!! as he fills my butt with his love and splinters >My dad walks in >Groot looks him straight in the eye and says l am Groot >Groot leaves through my window Groot is love, Groot is life >> O Anonymous (ID: E CED) 06/23/14(Mon)01:43:00 No.552678163 >>552678880 >>He roars "IAM GROOT!!" as he fills my butt with his love and splinters beautiful. f------ beautiful Anonymous (ID: File: 1401660641322.ipg (3 KB, 125x91) 06/23/14(Mon)02:00:57 No.552680909 2255 DID SOMEONE SAY. SPIDERMAN THREAD? Anonymous (ID: 1ersbTae) 06/23/14(Mon)02:05:45 No.552681638 I like this better than the Shrek s--- >> O Anonymous (ID: SEROgs)) 06/23/14(Mon)02:09:39 No.552682256 4.ipq (15 KB, 300x300) was only 9 years old loved Spider-man so much, I had all the comics and merchandise I pray to Spider-man every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Spider-man is love" I say, "Spider-man is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Spider-man called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me ts Spider-man >I am so happy >He whispers in to my ear, "With great booty c--- great responsibility" >He grabs me with his powerful Spider-man hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Spider-man >It hurts so much, but I do it for Spider-man I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force want to please Spider-man >He roars a roar as he fills my butt with his webbing >My dad walks in >Spider-man looks him straight in the eye and says "F--- you, I do what I want!" >Spider-man leaves through my window >Spider-man is love, Spider-man is life Anonymous (ID 06/23/14(Mon)02:13:06 No.552682795 . GL8Ph5lb File: 1.ipg (58 KB, 1280x720) This s--- is getting old

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

File: groot.png (2.34 MB, 1024x1298) Anonymous (IDGEBUN. 06/23/14(Mon)01:16:00 No.552674379 was only 9 years old loved Guardians of the Galaxy so much, I had all the comics and merchandise pray to Groot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given Groot is love" I say,-Groot is life- >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GOTG called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me ts Groot >I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, l am Groot >He grabs me with his powerful tree monster hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Groot >It hurts so much, but I do it for Groot I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Groot >He roarS TAM GROOT!!! as he fills my butt with his love and splinters >My dad walks in >Groot looks him straight in the eye and says l am Groot >Groot leaves through my window Groot is love, Groot is life
File: groot.png (2.34 MB, 1024x1298) Anonymous (IDGEBUN. 06/23/14(Mon)01:16:00 No.552674379 was only 9 years old loved Guardians of the Galaxy so much, I had all the comics and merchandise pray to Groot every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given Groot is love" I say,-Groot is life- >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GOTG called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me ts Groot >I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, l am Groot >He grabs me with his powerful tree monster hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Groot >It hurts so much, but I do it for Groot I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Groot >He roarS TAM GROOT!!! as he fills my butt with his love and splinters >My dad walks in >Groot looks him straight in the eye and says l am Groot >Groot leaves through my window Groot is love, Groot is life

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

File: EternalGaben.ipg (6 KB, 300x168) Anonymous (ID: DhD 06/20/14(Fri)14:40:10 No.552232610 >>552233749 > was only 9 years old loved Valve so much, I had all the software and games pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >Gaben is love"l say, "Gaben is life >My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Steam called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to goto sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me feel something touch me ts Gaben I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, "After 9 years in development, hopefully itll have be worth the wait >He grabs me with his powerful Gaben hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Gaben It hurts so much, but I do it for Gabern I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Gaben >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gaben looks him straight in the eye and says "Please let me know what you think. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com >Gaben leaves through my window >Gaben is love, Gaben is life >> Anonymous (ID: ITSGED) 06/20/14(Fri)14:51:15 No.552233749 2552234350 what the f--- >> O Anonymous (ID: ORCED) 06/20/14(Fri)14:53:45 No.552234031 55 Gaben = Dreck >> O Anonymous (ID: 6TfMsCDX) 06/20/14(Fri)14:55:05 No.552234201 >2552234350 File: 1403182256471.cif (1.99 MB, 400x242) ICAN FAP TO THIS topkek Anonymous (ID: Dho 06/20/14(Fri)14:56:34 No.552234350 3R5 Three replies, Half-Life 3 confirmed
File: EternalGaben.ipg (6 KB, 300x168) Anonymous (ID: DhD 06/20/14(Fri)14:40:10 No.552232610 >>552233749 > was only 9 years old loved Valve so much, I had all the software and games pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >Gaben is love"l say, "Gaben is life >My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Steam called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to goto sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me feel something touch me ts Gaben I am so happy He whispers in to my ear, "After 9 years in development, hopefully itll have be worth the wait >He grabs me with his powerful Gaben hands and puts me on my hands and knees 'm ready spread my ass cheeks for Gaben It hurts so much, but I do it for Gabern I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Gaben >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gaben looks him straight in the eye and says "Please let me know what you think. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com >Gaben leaves through my window >Gaben is love, Gaben is life >> Anonymous (ID: ITSGED) 06/20/14(Fri)14:51:15 No.552233749 2552234350 what the f--- >> O Anonymous (ID: ORCED) 06/20/14(Fri)14:53:45 No.552234031 55 Gaben = Dreck >> O Anonymous (ID: 6TfMsCDX) 06/20/14(Fri)14:55:05 No.552234201 >2552234350 File: 1403182256471.cif (1.99 MB, 400x242) ICAN FAP TO THIS topkek Anonymous (ID: Dho 06/20/14(Fri)14:56:34 No.552234350 3R5 Three replies, Half-Life 3 confirmed

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File: EternalGaben.ipg (6 KB, 300x168) Anonymous (ID: 00%im RS) 06/20/14(Fri)14:40:10 No.552232610 was only 9 years old loved Valve so much, I had all the software and games pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >Gaben is love"l say, "Gaben is life >My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Steam called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to goto sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me feel something touch me ts Gaben am so happy He whispers in to my ear, "After 9 years in development, hopefully itll have be worth the wait >He grabs me with his powerful Gaben hands and puts me on my hands and knees -rm ready spread my ass cheeks for Gaben >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gaben I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Gaben >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gaben looks him straight in the eye and says "Please let me know what you think. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com >Gaben leaves through my window >Gaben is love, Gaben is life
File: EternalGaben.ipg (6 KB, 300x168) Anonymous (ID: 00%im RS) 06/20/14(Fri)14:40:10 No.552232610 was only 9 years old loved Valve so much, I had all the software and games pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >Gaben is love"l say, "Gaben is life >My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Steam called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to goto sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me feel something touch me ts Gaben am so happy He whispers in to my ear, "After 9 years in development, hopefully itll have be worth the wait >He grabs me with his powerful Gaben hands and puts me on my hands and knees -rm ready spread my ass cheeks for Gaben >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gaben I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force I want to please Gaben >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gaben looks him straight in the eye and says "Please let me know what you think. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com >Gaben leaves through my window >Gaben is love, Gaben is life

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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File: download iog (3 KB, 168x192) Anonymous (ID: dicjktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:58:52 No.551492921551492985 >l was only 9 years old loved scooby doo so much, I had all the merchandise, movies, and shows on VHS >l pray to shaggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shaggy is, like, love man", I say. "Shaggy is like, life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- pothead >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shaggy I call him a spooky space kook >He slaps me and tells me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >It's shaggy and scooby doo >Im so happy he whispers in my ear see you, youre ready and you re willing >he feeds me scooby snacks >we all get high as f--- >He grabs me with his scrawny hippie hands and puts me on my hands and knees >Im ready >l spread my ass cheeks for shaggy and scoob >shaggy takes my mouth as the dog penetrates my butthole 冰hurts so much but I do it for Shaggy >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >I'm getting shagged by shaggy >l push against their forces >I want to please Shaggy >Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROO0OO" as my butt and mouth are filled with their love >My dad walks in >Shaggy looks him straight in the eye and screams "ZOINKS! Like, it's the monster, man!" >Scooby jumps on him >he tears his face off with his vicious dog jaws Sit's not dad it's Old Man Withers >"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids" >Shag and Scoob leave out the window >police come, they think old man withers r---- me >he gets a life sentence >Shaggy >Shaggy es start to water is love is life Anonymous (ID: dicktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:59:22 No.551492985 File: large_image ipg (46 KB, 480x360) P> >ten years later >I read on the news that Shaggy is kill >I don't believe it fall into a depression, my ultimate love has passed run outside >l run to the bridge with intent of throwing myself off >there's nothing left for me anymore am stopped by a presence >Shaggy appears before me in >He is beautiful >He stretches out his arms >"Like, jump man!" >he is calling me to him an ethereal form jump >My stomach floats, then excruciating pain, then nothing l open my eyes >bright clouds everywhere >l see Shaggy >his aura is more glorious than anything on this earth have ascended to shagdom with my one true savior >We eat scooby snacks together >Police rule it as a suicide >I rule it as being called upon to be with him for all eternity >Shaggy >Shaggy is love is life Anonymous (ID: Dffco7Kt) 06/16/14(Mon)01:04:44 No.55149350122551494717 Tears to my eyes f--- man
File: download iog (3 KB, 168x192) Anonymous (ID: dicjktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:58:52 No.551492921551492985 >l was only 9 years old loved scooby doo so much, I had all the merchandise, movies, and shows on VHS >l pray to shaggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shaggy is, like, love man", I say. "Shaggy is like, life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- pothead >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shaggy I call him a spooky space kook >He slaps me and tells me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >It's shaggy and scooby doo >Im so happy he whispers in my ear see you, youre ready and you re willing >he feeds me scooby snacks >we all get high as f--- >He grabs me with his scrawny hippie hands and puts me on my hands and knees >Im ready >l spread my ass cheeks for shaggy and scoob >shaggy takes my mouth as the dog penetrates my butthole 冰hurts so much but I do it for Shaggy >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >I'm getting shagged by shaggy >l push against their forces >I want to please Shaggy >Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROO0OO" as my butt and mouth are filled with their love >My dad walks in >Shaggy looks him straight in the eye and screams "ZOINKS! Like, it's the monster, man!" >Scooby jumps on him >he tears his face off with his vicious dog jaws Sit's not dad it's Old Man Withers >"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids" >Shag and Scoob leave out the window >police come, they think old man withers r---- me >he gets a life sentence >Shaggy >Shaggy es start to water is love is life Anonymous (ID: dicktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:59:22 No.551492985 File: large_image ipg (46 KB, 480x360) P> >ten years later >I read on the news that Shaggy is kill >I don't believe it fall into a depression, my ultimate love has passed run outside >l run to the bridge with intent of throwing myself off >there's nothing left for me anymore am stopped by a presence >Shaggy appears before me in >He is beautiful >He stretches out his arms >"Like, jump man!" >he is calling me to him an ethereal form jump >My stomach floats, then excruciating pain, then nothing l open my eyes >bright clouds everywhere >l see Shaggy >his aura is more glorious than anything on this earth have ascended to shagdom with my one true savior >We eat scooby snacks together >Police rule it as a suicide >I rule it as being called upon to be with him for all eternity >Shaggy >Shaggy is love is life Anonymous (ID: Dffco7Kt) 06/16/14(Mon)01:04:44 No.55149350122551494717 Tears to my eyes f--- man

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Anonymous (ID: IC11Fba0) 06/16/14(Mon)01:04:46 No.551472927 >Was 9 many old >Steebie was fren >Call Steebie many time > "Steebie is fren" I say, "Steebie is not bad person" >Dad hear me and calls me second F word >Dad jus mad for Steebie call him doody head >Dad pats my bum and sends me to night night >l crei ery time It cold >It get warm >Someone touch me >Steebie >Happy time! >Steebie whisper "Les have some fun fren" >He put me on hans and nee >I am redy, redy for Steebie >Steebie touch my bum >Steebie touch my no no zone >Pain, but worth it becuz Steebie >Bum feels funny >Steebie uses force >I make Steebie happy >Sticky stuff come out of Steebie's no no zone >Dad comes in >Steebie look at Dad and say "We have fun fren" >Steebie goes out window with Steebie's no no zone Steebie is fren, Steebie is not bad person
Anonymous (ID: IC11Fba0) 06/16/14(Mon)01:04:46 No.551472927 >Was 9 many old >Steebie was fren >Call Steebie many time > "Steebie is fren" I say, "Steebie is not bad person" >Dad hear me and calls me second F word >Dad jus mad for Steebie call him doody head >Dad pats my bum and sends me to night night >l crei ery time It cold >It get warm >Someone touch me >Steebie >Happy time! >Steebie whisper "Les have some fun fren" >He put me on hans and nee >I am redy, redy for Steebie >Steebie touch my bum >Steebie touch my no no zone >Pain, but worth it becuz Steebie >Bum feels funny >Steebie uses force >I make Steebie happy >Sticky stuff come out of Steebie's no no zone >Dad comes in >Steebie look at Dad and say "We have fun fren" >Steebie goes out window with Steebie's no no zone Steebie is fren, Steebie is not bad person

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Coke life

browningtons darklyspectre So coke is going to launch coke life It's basically like how sprite now uses stevia. ts now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories alot better than that coke zero/light s--- that is sweetened by chemical sweeteners Why is it ogre colored Because shrek is life
browningtons darklyspectre So coke is going to launch coke life It's basically like how sprite now uses stevia. ts now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories alot better than that coke zero/light s--- that is sweetened by chemical sweeteners Why is it ogre colored Because shrek is life

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File: reggie ipg (1.68 MB, 4928x4928) Anonymous (ID: ChL7F2dg) 06/12/14(Thu)01:51:59 No.550794953 >I was only 9 years old > I loved Nintendo so much, I had all the merchandise and games > I pray to Reggie and lwata every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given > "Reggie is love" say. "Reggie is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Nintendo > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its Reggie > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear, "T'm here to kick ass and take names" > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > My body is ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Reggie > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Reggie > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Reggie > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Reggie looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its Nintend-over now" > Reggie leaves through my window Reggie is love, Reggie is life
File: reggie ipg (1.68 MB, 4928x4928) Anonymous (ID: ChL7F2dg) 06/12/14(Thu)01:51:59 No.550794953 >I was only 9 years old > I loved Nintendo so much, I had all the merchandise and games > I pray to Reggie and lwata every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given > "Reggie is love" say. "Reggie is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Nintendo > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its Reggie > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear, "T'm here to kick ass and take names" > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > My body is ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Reggie > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Reggie > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Reggie > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Reggie looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its Nintend-over now" > Reggie leaves through my window Reggie is love, Reggie is life

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Anon Has Onion Soup

File: shrek 3ipg (122 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous (ID 9RMBzcD OV) 05/12/14(Mon)19:56:17 No.546188484 [Reply]546188596 >Today i wear my shrek hat to school >All The kids teased me calling me f-- or h--- >I ran awa >"Shrek is love" I said, "Shrek is life" >l wiped away the tears of my eyes while i am pelted by onion skins >l made them believe i hated it but instead became aroused by it >Craving shrek y to the bathroom to pray to shr ek WANTING shrek >As the day dragged on more and more kids made fun of me >All i said to them was"shrek is love, shrek is life >At lunch I sat alone, isolated, from the non believers SHRe drew in my notebook of a chapel, for my savior, shrek Today they served pizza >And onion soup >l quickly ran to my seat and ate the pizza leaving the soup >l made an offer to shrek by opening my uethra and pouring the soup down in >I held back tears as my penis >Then came a roar >That roar, came from shrek >With his huge onion d---, he impaled over 78 kids and 23 teacher >Murdering them all > All except me >He bent me over the table, spread my ass, and inserted his onion shaped penis, dripping with blood >After the penetration, he whispered "This is my swamp" > I realed back, making shrek Roar with orgamic pleasure > He then shot his onion powder 10 inches deep into my rectum > The principal saw him, shrek then looked him i the eyes and said "its all ogre now" and broke through the wall. Waitingto return became barney purple
File: shrek 3ipg (122 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous (ID 9RMBzcD OV) 05/12/14(Mon)19:56:17 No.546188484 [Reply]546188596 >Today i wear my shrek hat to school >All The kids teased me calling me f-- or h--- >I ran awa >"Shrek is love" I said, "Shrek is life" >l wiped away the tears of my eyes while i am pelted by onion skins >l made them believe i hated it but instead became aroused by it >Craving shrek y to the bathroom to pray to shr ek WANTING shrek >As the day dragged on more and more kids made fun of me >All i said to them was"shrek is love, shrek is life >At lunch I sat alone, isolated, from the non believers SHRe drew in my notebook of a chapel, for my savior, shrek Today they served pizza >And onion soup >l quickly ran to my seat and ate the pizza leaving the soup >l made an offer to shrek by opening my uethra and pouring the soup down in >I held back tears as my penis >Then came a roar >That roar, came from shrek >With his huge onion d---, he impaled over 78 kids and 23 teacher >Murdering them all > All except me >He bent me over the table, spread my ass, and inserted his onion shaped penis, dripping with blood >After the penetration, he whispered "This is my swamp" > I realed back, making shrek Roar with orgamic pleasure > He then shot his onion powder 10 inches deep into my rectum > The principal saw him, shrek then looked him i the eyes and said "its all ogre now" and broke through the wall. Waitingto return became barney purple

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O Anonymous 05/11/14(Sun)19:08:24 No. 19173371 File: image.ipg (74 KB, 800x520) 、 19173403 19173328 > I was only 9 years old >I loved Kyogre so much, I had all the merchandise and cards > I pray to Kyogre every night, thanking him for the life Ive been givern >"Kyogre is love" say Kyogre is life" > My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Kyogre >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to my room > I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's dry and hot > A storm is moving towards me > Its Kyogre > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear "This my cave > he grabs me with his powerful whale fins and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Kyogre > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Kyogre > I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes water > I push against his force >I want to please Kyogre >He roars a mighty roar and fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Kyogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "its all Kyover now" > Kyogre leaves through the window > Kyogre is love, Kyogre is life
O Anonymous 05/11/14(Sun)19:08:24 No. 19173371 File: image.ipg (74 KB, 800x520) 、 19173403 19173328 > I was only 9 years old >I loved Kyogre so much, I had all the merchandise and cards > I pray to Kyogre every night, thanking him for the life Ive been givern >"Kyogre is love" say Kyogre is life" > My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Kyogre >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to my room > I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's dry and hot > A storm is moving towards me > Its Kyogre > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear "This my cave > he grabs me with his powerful whale fins and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Kyogre > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Kyogre > I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes water > I push against his force >I want to please Kyogre >He roars a mighty roar and fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Kyogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "its all Kyover now" > Kyogre leaves through the window > Kyogre is love, Kyogre is life

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Bob Ross is Love, Bob Ross is Life

File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again
File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again

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I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.
I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.

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Never Leave Off the Onions

111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App
111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App

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Ogre Stole My Truck

口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life
口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life

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