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I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.

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Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Uploaded May 07, 2014 at 10:23PM EDT

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