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File: download iog (3 KB, 168x192) Anonymous (ID: dicjktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:58:52 No.551492921551492985 >l was only 9 years old loved scooby doo so much, I had all the merchandise, movies, and shows on VHS >l pray to shaggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shaggy is, like, love man", I say. "Shaggy is like, life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- pothead >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shaggy I call him a spooky space kook >He slaps me and tells me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >It's shaggy and scooby doo >Im so happy he whispers in my ear see you, youre ready and you re willing >he feeds me scooby snacks >we all get high as f--- >He grabs me with his scrawny hippie hands and puts me on my hands and knees >Im ready >l spread my ass cheeks for shaggy and scoob >shaggy takes my mouth as the dog penetrates my butthole 冰hurts so much but I do it for Shaggy >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >I'm getting shagged by shaggy >l push against their forces >I want to please Shaggy >Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROO0OO" as my butt and mouth are filled with their love >My dad walks in >Shaggy looks him straight in the eye and screams "ZOINKS! Like, it's the monster, man!" >Scooby jumps on him >he tears his face off with his vicious dog jaws Sit's not dad it's Old Man Withers >"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids" >Shag and Scoob leave out the window >police come, they think old man withers r---- me >he gets a life sentence >Shaggy >Shaggy es start to water is love is life Anonymous (ID: dicktJb) 06/16/14(Mon)00:59:22 No.551492985 File: large_image ipg (46 KB, 480x360) P> >ten years later >I read on the news that Shaggy is kill >I don't believe it fall into a depression, my ultimate love has passed run outside >l run to the bridge with intent of throwing myself off >there's nothing left for me anymore am stopped by a presence >Shaggy appears before me in >He is beautiful >He stretches out his arms >"Like, jump man!" >he is calling me to him an ethereal form jump >My stomach floats, then excruciating pain, then nothing l open my eyes >bright clouds everywhere >l see Shaggy >his aura is more glorious than anything on this earth have ascended to shagdom with my one true savior >We eat scooby snacks together >Police rule it as a suicide >I rule it as being called upon to be with him for all eternity >Shaggy >Shaggy is love is life Anonymous (ID: Dffco7Kt) 06/16/14(Mon)01:04:44 No.55149350122551494717 Tears to my eyes f--- man

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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