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目File: Costanza as a dog.jpg (198 KB. 800x800) Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)21:52:16 No.1664516 [Reply]>>>1664521221664535 I'm worried about my dog. I've had him for about two years now (He's a mix we got as a puppy from a rescue place) and I've just noticed an odd thing about him: He doesn't much like strange black people We have a fenced yard and he is able to somewhat see the people who walk by. When they're strangers who are white, he barely pays attention to them. But if they're black, he starts barking like crazy. I think my dog might be racist. Is there anything I can do to fix him (and yes, he's already neutered)? Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:01:43 No.1664521 1664516 (OP) Tell your dog he's no longer allowed to post on lpol
目File: Costanza as a dog.jpg (198 KB. 800x800) Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)21:52:16 No.1664516 [Reply]>>>1664521221664535 I'm worried about my dog. I've had him for about two years now (He's a mix we got as a puppy from a rescue place) and I've just noticed an odd thing about him: He doesn't much like strange black people We have a fenced yard and he is able to somewhat see the people who walk by. When they're strangers who are white, he barely pays attention to them. But if they're black, he starts barking like crazy. I think my dog might be racist. Is there anything I can do to fix him (and yes, he's already neutered)? Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:01:43 No.1664521 1664516 (OP) Tell your dog he's no longer allowed to post on lpol

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! ! up better time Wake up. message from hydro company that water will be unavalable from BAM SPM grab some ou REALLY ave to No running water, dont wanna stink up my bathroom for 3-4 hours ルook ound tantcaly for nematve over the bag in my You knowthose sht's whar you don't have to push at al just because theyre so massiva? Yeah it was one of thos Reaice it's impossible to s--- without pissing come this far Realize I have to dispose of this bag of filth to skate park area oughta teach those 1024/13Thu)1947UTC+1 ,15113564 □ Anonymous 1024/13(Thu,19. 48 UTC+ 13 No 215113621 I Anonymous 10aw13(ThuJ19 49 UTC+13110215113708 619822981 jpg File Doing gods work to local park and sing t Eg Anonymous 1024/13mu)1948 UTC+ 13 No 2151 13669 oughtta teach those f----- someone archive this s--- □ Anonymous 1024,13(Thu)19 49 UTC+ 13 No 215113716 File 1 2597253328af195 KB 216x203 1369103456313 gめ 00(22 KB, 640u430, Laughter jpgl Anonymous 10/24/13Thu)19 52 UTC+13 No 215113917 Replies 51392 Youe dene a thing anon service today anon LA Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)20:03 UTC+13 No.215114673 Anonymous 10/24/13Th)20 02 UTC 13 No 215114596 The f------ mental image of sameone biking dowm the street holding a clear plastic bag of s--- and piss, and then THROWING IT is just too much. Im tucking out 024/13 Th 20 15 UTC+13 No 215115549 Rple 214115830 57141178 1252 ah f--- im dying Wasnt t slashing around while you were biking there? God how would you even k was pretty messy. I hae to admit There were little gobs of shining tho bag that werereaty close to tho handle. 리 was pretty scary also had to malo. ure that certfugad force w努 my side wend i threw the bag. ádn't wart piss d sht al over me File 13825g9252582m·(11 KB 201×236.1363307155803 ㈣ P11 1 s itong igh RO Anonymous 1024/13(ThuA20 22 UTC+13 No 215116023 □ Anonymous 1024/13(Thul20 22 UTC+ 13 ND 2151 16067 Same taggot Anonymous 1024,13(Thup20 35 UTC+13 No 215117010 □ Anonymous 1024门3(Thup20:36 UTC+ 13 № 215117052 13 No 215117105 516 ing-29 KB. 283x357, 1334377188113 jpg ng127 KB. 749x267, 1356404947676 png Jesus Christ man CAN SMELL THAT FROM HERE P. 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! ! up better time Wake up. message from hydro company that water will be unavalable from BAM SPM grab some ou REALLY ave to No running water, dont wanna stink up my bathroom for 3-4 hours ルook ound tantcaly for nematve over the bag in my You knowthose sht's whar you don't have to push at al just because theyre so massiva? Yeah it was one of thos Reaice it's impossible to s--- without pissing come this far Realize I have to dispose of this bag of filth to skate park area oughta teach those 1024/13Thu)1947UTC+1 ,15113564 □ Anonymous 1024/13(Thu,19. 48 UTC+ 13 No 215113621 I Anonymous 10aw13(ThuJ19 49 UTC+13110215113708 619822981 jpg File Doing gods work to local park and sing t Eg Anonymous 1024/13mu)1948 UTC+ 13 No 2151 13669 oughtta teach those f----- someone archive this s--- □ Anonymous 1024,13(Thu)19 49 UTC+ 13 No 215113716 File 1 2597253328af195 KB 216x203 1369103456313 gめ 00(22 KB, 640u430, Laughter jpgl Anonymous 10/24/13Thu)19 52 UTC+13 No 215113917 Replies 51392 Youe dene a thing anon service today anon LA Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)20:03 UTC+13 No.215114673 Anonymous 10/24/13Th)20 02 UTC 13 No 215114596 The f------ mental image of sameone biking dowm the street holding a clear plastic bag of s--- and piss, and then THROWING IT is just too much. Im tucking out 024/13 Th 20 15 UTC+13 No 215115549 Rple 214115830 57141178 1252 ah f--- im dying Wasnt t slashing around while you were biking there? God how would you even k was pretty messy. I hae to admit There were little gobs of shining tho bag that werereaty close to tho handle. 리 was pretty scary also had to malo. ure that certfugad force w努 my side wend i threw the bag. ádn't wart piss d sht al over me File 13825g9252582m·(11 KB 201×236.1363307155803 ㈣ P11 1 s itong igh RO Anonymous 1024/13(ThuA20 22 UTC+13 No 215116023 □ Anonymous 1024/13(Thul20 22 UTC+ 13 ND 2151 16067 Same taggot Anonymous 1024,13(Thup20 35 UTC+13 No 215117010 □ Anonymous 1024门3(Thup20:36 UTC+ 13 № 215117052 13 No 215117105 516 ing-29 KB. 283x357, 1334377188113 jpg ng127 KB. 749x267, 1356404947676 png Jesus Christ man CAN SMELL THAT FROM HERE P. 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File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.
File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.

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File : 1267464907 ipg-727 KB, 1269x2216, Barney jpg) □ Anonymous 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078619 I TROLL YOU, YOU TROLL ME, CONSOLE PORTS FOR THE PC, AND A RED RING OF DEATH AND SOME WAGGLAN FOR THE WI, STILL NO GAEMS FOR PS3! □ Anonymous 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078647 File1267464935 jpa-(9 KB, 220x209, CATFACE.jpg) □ Tougou Masakazu !DWTCi9Wvl2 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078649 F--- YOU OP. I READ THAT IN HIS VOICE. > > □ INACK.rrrr. 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078674 File1267464955.png-(143 KB, 600x600, 1257479790916.png)
File : 1267464907 ipg-727 KB, 1269x2216, Barney jpg) □ Anonymous 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078619 I TROLL YOU, YOU TROLL ME, CONSOLE PORTS FOR THE PC, AND A RED RING OF DEATH AND SOME WAGGLAN FOR THE WI, STILL NO GAEMS FOR PS3! □ Anonymous 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078647 File1267464935 jpa-(9 KB, 220x209, CATFACE.jpg) □ Tougou Masakazu !DWTCi9Wvl2 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078649 F--- YOU OP. I READ THAT IN HIS VOICE. > > □ INACK.rrrr. 03/01/10(Mon)12:35 No.51078674 File1267464955.png-(143 KB, 600x600, 1257479790916.png)

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ng-(106 KB. 496x237, h8A5A09AB png)四G O The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08: 18 UTC+3 No.29671351 O Replies: >>296714162229671 485-29671630 -29671808 >29671855 29671859 29671887>29671942 29671962 >>29672487 new 39 99 Hey tgl was wondering if there are any tabletop like games that can be played alone □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:21 UTC+3 No.29671416 O Replies:-29671488 S> Where in the hell did that picture come from? The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs Price: $39.99 * Fools up to 30% of pediatncans Pregnancy belly to "give birth' to dog-baby sold separately +75% real baby hair Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in * Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue 08:31 UTC+3 No.29671666 Replies -29671725-29671777>>29671926-29671973 File. 1390282305218.jpg-(24 KB. 640x480, chimera jpg)四GO D-daddy? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:34 UTC+3 No.29671725。 File: 1390282472144 ipgM7 KB, 183x226, 1377024292039.jpg)四GO S> >29671666 >666 □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:36 UTC+3 No.29671777 O Replies: 29672508 29671666 Wel thread over □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:43 UTC+3 No.29671926 O Replies: 2229671970 File: 1390283019045 ipg-(1.66 MB, 1400x2120, GloamglozerJpg)四GO 229671666 SATAN, THIS IS YOUR DOING ISNT IT? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:45 UTC+3 No.29671970。 File: 1390283 151533.png-(141 KB. 336x294, hey f--- you buddy. png) OO 229671926 Hey man, dont be pinnin' this s--- on me
ng-(106 KB. 496x237, h8A5A09AB png)四G O The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08: 18 UTC+3 No.29671351 O Replies: >>296714162229671 485-29671630 -29671808 >29671855 29671859 29671887>29671942 29671962 >>29672487 new 39 99 Hey tgl was wondering if there are any tabletop like games that can be played alone □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:21 UTC+3 No.29671416 O Replies:-29671488 S> Where in the hell did that picture come from? The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs Price: $39.99 * Fools up to 30% of pediatncans Pregnancy belly to "give birth' to dog-baby sold separately +75% real baby hair Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in * Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue 08:31 UTC+3 No.29671666 Replies -29671725-29671777>>29671926-29671973 File. 1390282305218.jpg-(24 KB. 640x480, chimera jpg)四GO D-daddy? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:34 UTC+3 No.29671725。 File: 1390282472144 ipgM7 KB, 183x226, 1377024292039.jpg)四GO S> >29671666 >666 □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:36 UTC+3 No.29671777 O Replies: 29672508 29671666 Wel thread over □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:43 UTC+3 No.29671926 O Replies: 2229671970 File: 1390283019045 ipg-(1.66 MB, 1400x2120, GloamglozerJpg)四GO 229671666 SATAN, THIS IS YOUR DOING ISNT IT? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:45 UTC+3 No.29671970。 File: 1390283 151533.png-(141 KB. 336x294, hey f--- you buddy. png) OO 229671926 Hey man, dont be pinnin' this s--- on me

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□ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:24 No.19334013 Once, we had an elf who f----- one human, once, and developed this psychotic obsession with bringing him back to life after he died She sort of faded into the background after a while, we forgot about her, but two campaigns later her research started popping up, and this escalated until it turned out that she was basically getting ready to harvest all life on Earth to try and bring her pet goldfish back to life. By the end of it were were up to our balls in hideous soul-stealing goblin mutants that ate souls and vomited them back up as pearl catalysts for some ancient resurrection ritual Five f------ campaigns of fighting this insane elf, motivated by love and heartbreak to destroy the world and overthrow the will of the gods to bring her husband back, because SOMEONE just HAD to hit on the elf chick Way to f------ go, Riley □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)06:25 No. 19334019 19334013 dear god iwant to be in your group □ Anonymous 06/02/1 2(Sat)06:52 No.1 9334106 >>19334019 You say that now, but you'd be eating your thumbs by the end of it. It's so enraging to go through these enormously fierce trials, and then realize that they aren't clever at all, they were just engineered by a woman with infinite time and no sense of proportion. Example: Her research notes were all written in Dwarvish, which was the language of choice for scientific notation. But then apparently she thought "oh hey, someone might read my notes and figure out my plans." Now a sensible person might start writing in code. She destroyed the entire Dwarvish civilization, and annihilated their culture. Then she invented Esperanto and taught it to the humans. Nobody speaks Dwarvish except her anymore. F------ unbelievable. THIS WAS A WHOLE CAMPAIGN □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:57 No.19334136 19334106 H--------, Tell us more □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:10 No. 19334184 >19334136 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. The whole affair is just so agonizing from start to finish that it hurts just thinking of it Like in campaign three, when she introduced a wonder-crop that was like a combination between Potatoes, Wheat and Rice. Grew in huge paddies, each one was the size of a bowling ball, you could take in five crops a year easy, didnt deplete the soil, and, oh yeah, after the tenth year they basically flooded the atmosphere with sentient anthrax, to induce migration inland. YAY Or like in campaign two, when she tore open the abyss with a huge ring painted with seven hundred gallons of her own blood carefully extracted and frozen over the course of decades, and used it to suck out the very spirits of entropy and chain them to her will so that she could put out the sun for the fifteen minutes she needed to do some stupid syzygy s---. No no, not because the sun needed to vanish for the alignment herself, she just wanted better lighting to see the stars. Not like she couldve just used a telescope or anything Every f------ time, we end up dealing with this hideous series of catastrophes, and a campaign later we realize just how trivial the actual motivations behind them were □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:12 No. 19334191 S> You really need to invest in a better DM □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)07:15 No.19334203 193341 In his defense, this all started because we foreverDM'd him. Not exactly subtle revenge. I mean at least it's still fun, and while you're playing it you never notice, but then afterwards you're left going "did we just spend six months cockblocking an elf?" And the answer is yes. Six months cockblocking an elf. There was sentient anthrax and bandersnatches involved, sure, but when you get down to it it was cockblocking an elf
□ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:24 No.19334013 Once, we had an elf who f----- one human, once, and developed this psychotic obsession with bringing him back to life after he died She sort of faded into the background after a while, we forgot about her, but two campaigns later her research started popping up, and this escalated until it turned out that she was basically getting ready to harvest all life on Earth to try and bring her pet goldfish back to life. By the end of it were were up to our balls in hideous soul-stealing goblin mutants that ate souls and vomited them back up as pearl catalysts for some ancient resurrection ritual Five f------ campaigns of fighting this insane elf, motivated by love and heartbreak to destroy the world and overthrow the will of the gods to bring her husband back, because SOMEONE just HAD to hit on the elf chick Way to f------ go, Riley □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)06:25 No. 19334019 19334013 dear god iwant to be in your group □ Anonymous 06/02/1 2(Sat)06:52 No.1 9334106 >>19334019 You say that now, but you'd be eating your thumbs by the end of it. It's so enraging to go through these enormously fierce trials, and then realize that they aren't clever at all, they were just engineered by a woman with infinite time and no sense of proportion. Example: Her research notes were all written in Dwarvish, which was the language of choice for scientific notation. But then apparently she thought "oh hey, someone might read my notes and figure out my plans." Now a sensible person might start writing in code. She destroyed the entire Dwarvish civilization, and annihilated their culture. Then she invented Esperanto and taught it to the humans. Nobody speaks Dwarvish except her anymore. F------ unbelievable. THIS WAS A WHOLE CAMPAIGN □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:57 No.19334136 19334106 H--------, Tell us more □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:10 No. 19334184 >19334136 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. The whole affair is just so agonizing from start to finish that it hurts just thinking of it Like in campaign three, when she introduced a wonder-crop that was like a combination between Potatoes, Wheat and Rice. Grew in huge paddies, each one was the size of a bowling ball, you could take in five crops a year easy, didnt deplete the soil, and, oh yeah, after the tenth year they basically flooded the atmosphere with sentient anthrax, to induce migration inland. YAY Or like in campaign two, when she tore open the abyss with a huge ring painted with seven hundred gallons of her own blood carefully extracted and frozen over the course of decades, and used it to suck out the very spirits of entropy and chain them to her will so that she could put out the sun for the fifteen minutes she needed to do some stupid syzygy s---. No no, not because the sun needed to vanish for the alignment herself, she just wanted better lighting to see the stars. Not like she couldve just used a telescope or anything Every f------ time, we end up dealing with this hideous series of catastrophes, and a campaign later we realize just how trivial the actual motivations behind them were □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:12 No. 19334191 S> You really need to invest in a better DM □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)07:15 No.19334203 193341 In his defense, this all started because we foreverDM'd him. Not exactly subtle revenge. I mean at least it's still fun, and while you're playing it you never notice, but then afterwards you're left going "did we just spend six months cockblocking an elf?" And the answer is yes. Six months cockblocking an elf. There was sentient anthrax and bandersnatches involved, sure, but when you get down to it it was cockblocking an elf

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File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.
File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.

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Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:52:48 No.328321412232832169 3332832204 Ah hell, what does your prostitute look like /tg/? I'm sickly curious Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:54:46 No.32832169 2232832251 3332832263 2232832272 3232832329 3232833323 2232833524 32832141 like hat one girl who friendzoned me even after i got her an mlp-themed et and freed her from the shackles of religion Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:06:30 No.32832329 32832640 32832169 w8 what? tell us the full story Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:29:16 No.328326402232832660 2232832735 3:32832739 2232832786 3332832796 3232832817 2232832873 3332832904 32832329 uhh, alright so I am an english major, because eventuallyI want to write fantasy like george rr martin but better(well, i mean mean more to my taste making the world more grim instead of filled with heroes like his) and anyways, i never had much friends beyond people I knew in anime and video game club, but I knew this one girl who was in my freshmen orientation group and all my classes and i think we got along fine, even though she had other friends she'd like to work with me on team projects because i could cover her work if stuff came up for her. But veah, I thought we got along fine, and she alwavs laughed when i talked about mlp and enjoved debating with me lightly on religion when we worked. anyways, valentines was rolling around, and since she didn't have a boyfriend, which i know because i watched her log into fo once and memorized her password and checked her messages occasionally, and the most she would do i schedule workouts with other dudes (l think building your body over your brain is a waste, personally) and i decided to give it a shot Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:30:28 No.3283266032832735 32832739328327863283279632832817 32832873 3283290432832937 >32832996 32833068 32833092 >32833131>32833180 >32833268 >32833328 2>32833524 > 32833529 32833896 32832640 So I spent what money I had to buy an excellent mlp bouquet, complete with a rainbow dash colored rose in the middle, some expensive chocolates and rented a speaker system so l could sing love is in bloom' to her as she left class So I did, and when she said 'oh god, no' I told her that it's not true, god wasn't stopping her because he didn't exist, just pressure on society to go out with hotter guys, which is a false construction, and that I was loyal and friendly enough to always provide for her, and that if she stopped believing in that church crap she would see the truth at which point she told me that she needed some time away, and walked off. i tried to give chase, but some douchebag jock stopped me, so I punched him, he punched back, and the campus police got involved. I got kicked out, barred from campus, and now she's dating that dumb jock(he's majoring in geology, which isn't even a real science-glad big bang theory got that right) all because she decided to friendzone a great like me But f--- her. I can masturbate to her all I want now, and there's nothing she can do to stop it she hasn't even changed her fb password
Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:52:48 No.328321412232832169 3332832204 Ah hell, what does your prostitute look like /tg/? I'm sickly curious Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)22:54:46 No.32832169 2232832251 3332832263 2232832272 3232832329 3232833323 2232833524 32832141 like hat one girl who friendzoned me even after i got her an mlp-themed et and freed her from the shackles of religion Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:06:30 No.32832329 32832640 32832169 w8 what? tell us the full story Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:29:16 No.328326402232832660 2232832735 3:32832739 2232832786 3332832796 3232832817 2232832873 3332832904 32832329 uhh, alright so I am an english major, because eventuallyI want to write fantasy like george rr martin but better(well, i mean mean more to my taste making the world more grim instead of filled with heroes like his) and anyways, i never had much friends beyond people I knew in anime and video game club, but I knew this one girl who was in my freshmen orientation group and all my classes and i think we got along fine, even though she had other friends she'd like to work with me on team projects because i could cover her work if stuff came up for her. But veah, I thought we got along fine, and she alwavs laughed when i talked about mlp and enjoved debating with me lightly on religion when we worked. anyways, valentines was rolling around, and since she didn't have a boyfriend, which i know because i watched her log into fo once and memorized her password and checked her messages occasionally, and the most she would do i schedule workouts with other dudes (l think building your body over your brain is a waste, personally) and i decided to give it a shot Anonymous 06/16/14(Mon)23:30:28 No.3283266032832735 32832739328327863283279632832817 32832873 3283290432832937 >32832996 32833068 32833092 >32833131>32833180 >32833268 >32833328 2>32833524 > 32833529 32833896 32832640 So I spent what money I had to buy an excellent mlp bouquet, complete with a rainbow dash colored rose in the middle, some expensive chocolates and rented a speaker system so l could sing love is in bloom' to her as she left class So I did, and when she said 'oh god, no' I told her that it's not true, god wasn't stopping her because he didn't exist, just pressure on society to go out with hotter guys, which is a false construction, and that I was loyal and friendly enough to always provide for her, and that if she stopped believing in that church crap she would see the truth at which point she told me that she needed some time away, and walked off. i tried to give chase, but some douchebag jock stopped me, so I punched him, he punched back, and the campus police got involved. I got kicked out, barred from campus, and now she's dating that dumb jock(he's majoring in geology, which isn't even a real science-glad big bang theory got that right) all because she decided to friendzone a great like me But f--- her. I can masturbate to her all I want now, and there's nothing she can do to stop it she hasn't even changed her fb password

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at Jan 04 2014 02:01:30 No.2926 51: Flowers bloom from wounds & spilled bloo Roll 1d50 Aasimar Racial Traits S Quoted By >>29264113>29264185 29264246 29264366 29264653 >29264734 292 52: Winged shad 53: Dreams each night of approach to heavenly gates, wakes before entering 1: Teeth and nails metallic 2: Goetic tattoo-like birthmarks multiply & divide into endless complexity 3: Head orbited by a spectral wheel of eyes 4: Shadow is luminous & hot to the touch, emits smoke Righteous word branded on skin 55: Breath reeks of incense & freshly cut stone 56: One ear malformed 57: Immune to serpent's venonm 58: One eye blind & made of precious metals 6: Speech can always be understood by priests, beggars & the insane 7: Veins glow white under skin 8: Feathered wing stumps (1 d8) 9: Third eye in the middle of forehead 10: Can walk on still waters 11: Born with minor, religiously significant wound that never heals 12: Genderless 13: Chants holy verses when sleeping 14: Inherently knows the position of astral bodies 15: Can question the corpses of the recently dead (>1 minute) 16: Skin the colour of amber 17: Eyes bleed when witnessing evil action 18: Small feathers replace hair 19: Second voice of a singing child echoes all speech 20: 1d20 extra eyes around body, may/may not be functional 21: Skin hot to the touch, burns the unrighteous 22: Two faces on head, human & lion, ox or eagle 23: Can only eat the heart, kidney, brain or liver of animals 24: Levitates 1d4 feet at will 25: Adult height 8ft tall 26: Can only drink blessed water 27: Always charged with static electricity 28: Lips burned from birth 29: Fierce hatred of snakes 30: Birthmark of throne on back 31: Face stays ch 32: Skin pulses with light, intensifies at holy sites 60: Glossolalia when attempting to lie or deceive 61: Frequent nightmares of disaster 62: Shakes uncontrollably when holding weapons b3. Dove-like eyes 64: Body as of light, shadow of skeleton visible 65: Eyes pearl-coloured & opaque, veins visible throughout 66: Body covered in religious script, unremovable, appears as if written in ash. 67: Flesh poisonous to beasts 68: Torso withered on one side 69: Hair of leaves & yellow lillies 71: Smells of lightning-blasted wood 72: Skin runs silver when wet 74: Corpse explodes in flame & thunder when dead 75: Severe allergy to coined metal 76: Skin has appearance & texture of baked clay 77: Hands &/or feet are metallic eagle's claws 78: A chain of black & red fire swirls around body 79: Instinctively knows full patrilineal descent 80: Born without eyes. Sight unaffected 81: Face incapable of expressing emotion. 82: Wood chars underfoot 83: Four eyes, one faces each cardinal direction 84: Compelled to bow three times before thrones 85: Section of a limb circled by band of eyes, may be nonfunctional 86: Casts no shadow 87: Voice seems to come in whispers from earth or far corners of room 88: Lion-like mane 89: Glowing light hovers above head 90: Patterns like clouds of lightning traverse skin 91: Metal heats upon touch 92: Skin patterned with electrum-coloured concentric circles 93: Shadows flee from touch 94: Cannot speak the names of gods 95: Whiplike scars on back 96: Feathered bones extend from elbows 34: Touch burns firstborn children 35: Singing in angelic tongue 36: Shouts echo for miles 37: Oxen's feet 38: Patches of skin partially transparent & the colour of beryl 39: Body orbited by crossed pair of ethereal wheels 40: Birthmark of a crown & sceptre over heart pen mouth & wounds emit light 42: Compulsively draws circles with ink or finger when idle 43: Seven fingers on each hand 44: Fur of a lion on bod 45: Crown on bone spurs grows from scalp 46: Birthmark of a sword across brow Hydrophobic 99: All parts of body radiant white 48: Extreme unease of underground places 49: Surrounded by translucent fire in darkness 50: Can kindle flames by touch
at Jan 04 2014 02:01:30 No.2926 51: Flowers bloom from wounds & spilled bloo Roll 1d50 Aasimar Racial Traits S Quoted By >>29264113>29264185 29264246 29264366 29264653 >29264734 292 52: Winged shad 53: Dreams each night of approach to heavenly gates, wakes before entering 1: Teeth and nails metallic 2: Goetic tattoo-like birthmarks multiply & divide into endless complexity 3: Head orbited by a spectral wheel of eyes 4: Shadow is luminous & hot to the touch, emits smoke Righteous word branded on skin 55: Breath reeks of incense & freshly cut stone 56: One ear malformed 57: Immune to serpent's venonm 58: One eye blind & made of precious metals 6: Speech can always be understood by priests, beggars & the insane 7: Veins glow white under skin 8: Feathered wing stumps (1 d8) 9: Third eye in the middle of forehead 10: Can walk on still waters 11: Born with minor, religiously significant wound that never heals 12: Genderless 13: Chants holy verses when sleeping 14: Inherently knows the position of astral bodies 15: Can question the corpses of the recently dead (>1 minute) 16: Skin the colour of amber 17: Eyes bleed when witnessing evil action 18: Small feathers replace hair 19: Second voice of a singing child echoes all speech 20: 1d20 extra eyes around body, may/may not be functional 21: Skin hot to the touch, burns the unrighteous 22: Two faces on head, human & lion, ox or eagle 23: Can only eat the heart, kidney, brain or liver of animals 24: Levitates 1d4 feet at will 25: Adult height 8ft tall 26: Can only drink blessed water 27: Always charged with static electricity 28: Lips burned from birth 29: Fierce hatred of snakes 30: Birthmark of throne on back 31: Face stays ch 32: Skin pulses with light, intensifies at holy sites 60: Glossolalia when attempting to lie or deceive 61: Frequent nightmares of disaster 62: Shakes uncontrollably when holding weapons b3. Dove-like eyes 64: Body as of light, shadow of skeleton visible 65: Eyes pearl-coloured & opaque, veins visible throughout 66: Body covered in religious script, unremovable, appears as if written in ash. 67: Flesh poisonous to beasts 68: Torso withered on one side 69: Hair of leaves & yellow lillies 71: Smells of lightning-blasted wood 72: Skin runs silver when wet 74: Corpse explodes in flame & thunder when dead 75: Severe allergy to coined metal 76: Skin has appearance & texture of baked clay 77: Hands &/or feet are metallic eagle's claws 78: A chain of black & red fire swirls around body 79: Instinctively knows full patrilineal descent 80: Born without eyes. Sight unaffected 81: Face incapable of expressing emotion. 82: Wood chars underfoot 83: Four eyes, one faces each cardinal direction 84: Compelled to bow three times before thrones 85: Section of a limb circled by band of eyes, may be nonfunctional 86: Casts no shadow 87: Voice seems to come in whispers from earth or far corners of room 88: Lion-like mane 89: Glowing light hovers above head 90: Patterns like clouds of lightning traverse skin 91: Metal heats upon touch 92: Skin patterned with electrum-coloured concentric circles 93: Shadows flee from touch 94: Cannot speak the names of gods 95: Whiplike scars on back 96: Feathered bones extend from elbows 34: Touch burns firstborn children 35: Singing in angelic tongue 36: Shouts echo for miles 37: Oxen's feet 38: Patches of skin partially transparent & the colour of beryl 39: Body orbited by crossed pair of ethereal wheels 40: Birthmark of a crown & sceptre over heart pen mouth & wounds emit light 42: Compulsively draws circles with ink or finger when idle 43: Seven fingers on each hand 44: Fur of a lion on bod 45: Crown on bone spurs grows from scalp 46: Birthmark of a sword across brow Hydrophobic 99: All parts of body radiant white 48: Extreme unease of underground places 49: Surrounded by translucent fire in darkness 50: Can kindle flames by touch

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Reald the rulE and FA Derore Posting HER Anonymous 07/04/13(Thu)21:07 No. 51452590 File: 1372986470327.gif-(938 KB, 285x200, 1361743361347.gif) File 9860 (889 KB, 857x989, 1346209926231.png) 5145 LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LAUGH Anonymous 07/04/13(Thu)21:01 No.51452411 Replies: 51452478 5145247951452590 >Yeah I love Gravity Falls really anon? >Yep I have a folder of awesome pics based from the show >"Cool let me see >-Accidentally show my GF rule 34 to my cousin- >All emotion is gone from her face and she just pretends she didn't see it and says she had something to do I hate myself right now, I really f------ do. Should I tell her the folder was there for a joke? Does /co/ know family members that know about their rule 34 & /co/ fetishes? Please, I want to feel better about this whole situation Anonymous 07/04/13(Thu)21:02 No. 51452451 Replies: 2251452615 File: 1372986177002 201 KB, 1197x869, goingtosayit. jpg) Anonymous 07/04/13(Thu)21:03 No. 51452478 5145241 OP, you beefed it. Hard I Anonymous UrU4/i3inu)2 1:41 No. 143r5g Replies: 51453821 251453836 51453846 51453417 How did we get to this point I wonder? How did something as simple as cartoon p--- become seen as deviant by normal people? How did our standards become so different from the rest of the world? Do normal people really only whack it to real, vanilla p---? That just seems so...dull □ Anonymous 07/04/13(Thu)21:47 No.51453766 51453100 >God, I'm starting to regret making this thread, anyway The f--- did you expect by making a retarded thread like this? Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer, f----- Anonymous 07/04/13 Thu 21:47 No. 51453770 Replies: >>51453827 >>51453847 >>51453857 >51453895 >>51453917 >>51453941 >>51453960 Her parents are p----- off at me and going to talk to my mother, who the f--- does that? I didn't mean to f------ show this s--- to her, it was an accident and now her mom says she doesn't want to be around my house and called me a pervert. What the f---, I wasn't being a monster and forced her to see it, I didn't f------ know that the image was in that folder. I even told her that I was sorry but her p------------ mom started yelling at me and I just hung up the phone, I can't believe she told her parents about this. I said I was f------ sorry and it was an accident, yet now it seems from her f------ mouth that she said I showed it to her as a joke or some s--- I don't even know what to f------ say right now. I'm p----- off and now I'm worried about what happens to me 51453682 I just did, I'm even removing all my p--- just because of this little bitch. I'm sorry but she just screwed me over by an accident I gotta do more s---, you guys can rag on me but I didn't do this s--- on purpose nor am l a p--------, I just like cartoon p--- and that's it. It's not the same as cp

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 17:54:11 No.62934349 Report Quoted By: >>62934439>>629345876293467262934858>>62935962 >>62936219»>62936275629364762938967>629393986293981762939988>62946559629495146295081562951250 "Return to Squidville" After a series of wacky hi jinks, Spongebob accidentally breaks Squidward's clarinet. Squiqward becomes irate and decides to move back to Tentacle Acres. An upset Spongebob decides he will do everything he can to repair Squidward's clarinet, even if it kills him. Meanwhile, Sqiudward returns to Tentacle Acres only to find it in shambles. After questioning the local populous, Squidward discovers that much like Squidward has his own annoying sponge to deal with, a gang of annoying sponges recently moved into their town as well, causing chaos. This makes Squidward absolutely livic We get a montage of scenes where Spongebob comically tries to repair Squidward's clarinet and fails. Patrick comes in to find a weeping Spongebob crying over the wreckage of the instrument. Spongebob confides in Patrick that he is envious of Squidward's ability to create beautiful music when he can only destroy beautiful things. Patrick suggests that Spongebob should go see Sandy. Sandy tells Spongebob that the clarinet cannot be repaired. Instead, she suggests they build Squidward a new one. One that can make beautiful music even with Squidward's sour notes Later at Tentacle Acres, Squidward rallies a secret meeting of every squid in town in the wreckage of what used to be the city's town hall. Squidward stands up and gives a lengthy, 40 minute speech about the evils of sponges and the moral virtue of his new ideology. known as "Squidism." The basis of Squidward's speech is that Squids create beautiful things, sponges can only destroy. He rallies the people into an angry mob with the intent of hunting down every last sponge in town con Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 18:04:20 No.62934587 Report Quoted By:>62934672>>62934683>6293471562934858>6293489262935962>>62936219>62936275>62936476 62938199>>6293846362938967>62939398>629398176293998862946559 >>62948621 62949514 >6295081 >>62934349 What follows is a brutal, bloody massacre as the squid mob rounds up every sponge and brutally murders them. There are no "discretion shots." No leaving things to the viewer's imagination. Every bit of gory violence is shown uncensored and uncut. The mayhem is cut inbetween scenes of Spongebob and Sandy building Squidward's new clarinet. The action is portrayed as pure, beautiful and virtuous. The visual symbolism is quite obvious: the paradigms have been inverted. Squidward is now destroying as Spongebob is creating. As the violence reaches it's peak, Spongebob successfully completes the process and plays beautiful music on Squidward's clarinet, just as he always envied Squidward for Spongebob travels to Tentacle Acres to find the aftermath of the massacre. A horrified, heartbroken Spongebob is captured by Squidward's goons and taken to the town hall for execution. Spongebob pleads for his life, but Squidward mercilessly executes him. Squidward finds the clarinet on his dead body and is horrified to discover it's in pristine condition. He plays a single note on it it's more beautiful than anything he's ever played. Squidward becomes distraught as his followers look on with horror and confusion. Squidward's speech has become incomprehensible. He is taken away to his quarters by his grieving henchmen Finally, Squidward has regained his composure but is still consumed by hopelessness. His last action the town's de-facto mayor is ordering everyone to evacuate before setting Tentacle Acres on fire. The final scene is Squidward standing in the flaming town hall building as he plays his clarinet one final time. The music is sweet, beautiful and somber. The camera pans away slowly until the building collapses, bringing the music to a halt. The screen fades to black as a quote appears on screen "Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 18:07:20 No.62934672 Report 62934349 >>62934587 h--------
Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 17:54:11 No.62934349 Report Quoted By: >>62934439>>629345876293467262934858>>62935962 >>62936219»>62936275629364762938967>629393986293981762939988>62946559629495146295081562951250 "Return to Squidville" After a series of wacky hi jinks, Spongebob accidentally breaks Squidward's clarinet. Squiqward becomes irate and decides to move back to Tentacle Acres. An upset Spongebob decides he will do everything he can to repair Squidward's clarinet, even if it kills him. Meanwhile, Sqiudward returns to Tentacle Acres only to find it in shambles. After questioning the local populous, Squidward discovers that much like Squidward has his own annoying sponge to deal with, a gang of annoying sponges recently moved into their town as well, causing chaos. This makes Squidward absolutely livic We get a montage of scenes where Spongebob comically tries to repair Squidward's clarinet and fails. Patrick comes in to find a weeping Spongebob crying over the wreckage of the instrument. Spongebob confides in Patrick that he is envious of Squidward's ability to create beautiful music when he can only destroy beautiful things. Patrick suggests that Spongebob should go see Sandy. Sandy tells Spongebob that the clarinet cannot be repaired. Instead, she suggests they build Squidward a new one. One that can make beautiful music even with Squidward's sour notes Later at Tentacle Acres, Squidward rallies a secret meeting of every squid in town in the wreckage of what used to be the city's town hall. Squidward stands up and gives a lengthy, 40 minute speech about the evils of sponges and the moral virtue of his new ideology. known as "Squidism." The basis of Squidward's speech is that Squids create beautiful things, sponges can only destroy. He rallies the people into an angry mob with the intent of hunting down every last sponge in town con Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 18:04:20 No.62934587 Report Quoted By:>62934672>>62934683>6293471562934858>6293489262935962>>62936219>62936275>62936476 62938199>>6293846362938967>62939398>629398176293998862946559 >>62948621 62949514 >6295081 >>62934349 What follows is a brutal, bloody massacre as the squid mob rounds up every sponge and brutally murders them. There are no "discretion shots." No leaving things to the viewer's imagination. Every bit of gory violence is shown uncensored and uncut. The mayhem is cut inbetween scenes of Spongebob and Sandy building Squidward's new clarinet. The action is portrayed as pure, beautiful and virtuous. The visual symbolism is quite obvious: the paradigms have been inverted. Squidward is now destroying as Spongebob is creating. As the violence reaches it's peak, Spongebob successfully completes the process and plays beautiful music on Squidward's clarinet, just as he always envied Squidward for Spongebob travels to Tentacle Acres to find the aftermath of the massacre. A horrified, heartbroken Spongebob is captured by Squidward's goons and taken to the town hall for execution. Spongebob pleads for his life, but Squidward mercilessly executes him. Squidward finds the clarinet on his dead body and is horrified to discover it's in pristine condition. He plays a single note on it it's more beautiful than anything he's ever played. Squidward becomes distraught as his followers look on with horror and confusion. Squidward's speech has become incomprehensible. He is taken away to his quarters by his grieving henchmen Finally, Squidward has regained his composure but is still consumed by hopelessness. His last action the town's de-facto mayor is ordering everyone to evacuate before setting Tentacle Acres on fire. The final scene is Squidward standing in the flaming town hall building as he plays his clarinet one final time. The music is sweet, beautiful and somber. The camera pans away slowly until the building collapses, bringing the music to a halt. The screen fades to black as a quote appears on screen "Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein Anonymous Sat 21 Jun 2014 18:07:20 No.62934672 Report 62934349 >>62934587 h--------

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File: ddd12870-8fe2-4526-942e-5 ipg (7 KB, 290x384) □ Anonymous (ID: dBma8) 06/22/14(Sun)20:09:04 No.552628491 For people with English as a second language, what was the hardest part about learning English? pic urelated 92 Anonymous (ID: RTI Gz2yY) 06/22/14(Sun)20:09:41 No.552628590 >>552628774>>5526287761 Nothing □ Anonymous (ID: 7t2GTDhm) 06/22/14(Sun)20:10:45 No.552628774 22552628936 Then how come the verison and 7-11 employees cant do it? > > □ Anonymous (ID: yYAy9EPq) 06/22/14(Sun)20:10:45 No.552628776 this >> D Anonymous (ID: RTI Gz2yY) 06/22/14(Sun)20:11 :46 No.552628936 Because they're retarded, thats why they work there.

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