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![File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/784/101/e02.png "e02.png")
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