![File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/784/622/449.jpg "449.jpg")
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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/784/101/e02.png "e02.png")
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