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Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)19:59:54 No.23909156 File: capture.ipg (107 KB, 741x719) >223909345 >>2390938022239095592223909714 NO. 26 VARIOUS METHODS OF SECURING A PRISONER cont B -"The Grape Vine" Select a tree, post, or lamp-post of about seven inches in diameter 1. Make your prisoner climb on the tree as in Fig. 100o 2. Place his right leg around the front of the tree, with his foot to the left. Place his left leg over his right ankle, as in Fig. 101, and take his left foot back behind the tree 8. Force him well down the pole until the weight of his body locks his left foot around the tree, as in Fig. 102 Note. - Even though you have left your prisoner's hands free, it will, ifhe has been forced well down the tree, be almost impossible for him to escape Normally, the average man placed in this position would get cramp in one or both legs within ten to fifleen minutes, when it is not at all unlikely that he would throw himself backwards. This would kill him. Fig. 100 Fig. Iol Fig. 102 Caution. - To release your prisoner: Two persons are necessary, one on either side. Take hold of his legs and lift him up the tree; then unlock his legs Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)20:37:38 No.23909714>23910300 >23909156 f--- imagine walking into a forest of people dead with legs locked around trees. f------ vlad the anklebreaker when Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)21:16:30 No.23910300 >>23910452 >f------ vlad the anklebreaker when When the dickistance comes... >be Government forces sdon't care enough about politics to defect stold we're getting deployed into georgia >okay whatever sday comes shiking along main roads because assholes felled so many trees and tore up so many roads trucks can't get through for another few days/weeks its hell >blistering heat of Georgia summer in full battle rattle just when I thought it couldn't get s------- the attacks start swe're marching along and you hear gunshots, screams, explosions sthey run out of the woods in torn flannel and blue jeans, take a few shots with old rifles, toss a bomb, and run >worse yet are the night raids >go to sleep after a long day of marching swake up to screaming middle of the night run over in boxers and plate carrier with rifle sturns out sentry got got sdicks painted all over his corpse >dozens of tents, drones, explosive charges, magazines, etc. covered with d---- stop brass is p----- sspend days cleaning it off without so much as a can of turpentine sof course the daytime raids continue during this sby the time we get to atlanta half our forces are gone the other half is covered with d---- >finally at atlanta >hear CO arguing with some higher ups about a missing recon force that was supposed to radio in and cover us we go in anyway spowers that be won't let us firebomb the s------- >something about retaking the city or some b------- >we go in totally ready for extended operations >it's a ghost town -totally deserted severy second I swear I'm about to get picked off by a sniper or step on an IED nope >then we get to the main thoroughfare lamp-posts saround every lamp post and telephone pole and decorative tree is a guy with his legs stuck together >no restraints, just legs twisted together they're wearing our colors brass IDs them as the recon team sall were still alive at most 48 hours ago seach one has a picture of a rebel's duck duct-taped to his face >war is hell
Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)19:59:54 No.23909156 File: capture.ipg (107 KB, 741x719) >223909345 >>2390938022239095592223909714 NO. 26 VARIOUS METHODS OF SECURING A PRISONER cont B -"The Grape Vine" Select a tree, post, or lamp-post of about seven inches in diameter 1. Make your prisoner climb on the tree as in Fig. 100o 2. Place his right leg around the front of the tree, with his foot to the left. Place his left leg over his right ankle, as in Fig. 101, and take his left foot back behind the tree 8. Force him well down the pole until the weight of his body locks his left foot around the tree, as in Fig. 102 Note. - Even though you have left your prisoner's hands free, it will, ifhe has been forced well down the tree, be almost impossible for him to escape Normally, the average man placed in this position would get cramp in one or both legs within ten to fifleen minutes, when it is not at all unlikely that he would throw himself backwards. This would kill him. Fig. 100 Fig. Iol Fig. 102 Caution. - To release your prisoner: Two persons are necessary, one on either side. Take hold of his legs and lift him up the tree; then unlock his legs Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)20:37:38 No.23909714>23910300 >23909156 f--- imagine walking into a forest of people dead with legs locked around trees. f------ vlad the anklebreaker when Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)21:16:30 No.23910300 >>23910452 >f------ vlad the anklebreaker when When the dickistance comes... >be Government forces sdon't care enough about politics to defect stold we're getting deployed into georgia >okay whatever sday comes shiking along main roads because assholes felled so many trees and tore up so many roads trucks can't get through for another few days/weeks its hell >blistering heat of Georgia summer in full battle rattle just when I thought it couldn't get s------- the attacks start swe're marching along and you hear gunshots, screams, explosions sthey run out of the woods in torn flannel and blue jeans, take a few shots with old rifles, toss a bomb, and run >worse yet are the night raids >go to sleep after a long day of marching swake up to screaming middle of the night run over in boxers and plate carrier with rifle sturns out sentry got got sdicks painted all over his corpse >dozens of tents, drones, explosive charges, magazines, etc. covered with d---- stop brass is p----- sspend days cleaning it off without so much as a can of turpentine sof course the daytime raids continue during this sby the time we get to atlanta half our forces are gone the other half is covered with d---- >finally at atlanta >hear CO arguing with some higher ups about a missing recon force that was supposed to radio in and cover us we go in anyway spowers that be won't let us firebomb the s------- >something about retaking the city or some b------- >we go in totally ready for extended operations >it's a ghost town -totally deserted severy second I swear I'm about to get picked off by a sniper or step on an IED nope >then we get to the main thoroughfare lamp-posts saround every lamp post and telephone pole and decorative tree is a guy with his legs stuck together >no restraints, just legs twisted together they're wearing our colors brass IDs them as the recon team sall were still alive at most 48 hours ago seach one has a picture of a rebel's duck duct-taped to his face >war is hell

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File: ss+(2014-12-10+at+05.38.20)Lipg (88 KB, 440x560) ■ Anonymous (ID: @emNDC39) 12/10/14(Wed)18:40:13 No.5841 27096 >-5841 272702> Hey /b/ I was wondering what the name of this hairstyle is? Thanks in advance □ Anonymous (ID: ERASED) 12/10/14(Wed)18:40:42 No. 584 1271 94 F----- □ Anonymous (ID: am A) 12/10/14Wed)18:41:06 No.58412727 >> Pretty sure its called f----- □ Anonymous (ID: Toaxellt ) 12/10/14(Wed)18:41:48 No.584127397 584127096 (OP) i'm a hairstylist, and it is called f----- >> D Anonymous (ID: @3pzaaS) 12/10/14(Wed)18:42:18 No.584 127498 584127096 (OP) l used to know this one I have a friend who is a hairdresser, and he said it was very popular at one point among f------. Wait, that's it.
File: ss+(2014-12-10+at+05.38.20)Lipg (88 KB, 440x560) ■ Anonymous (ID: @emNDC39) 12/10/14(Wed)18:40:13 No.5841 27096 >-5841 272702> Hey /b/ I was wondering what the name of this hairstyle is? Thanks in advance □ Anonymous (ID: ERASED) 12/10/14(Wed)18:40:42 No. 584 1271 94 F----- □ Anonymous (ID: am A) 12/10/14Wed)18:41:06 No.58412727 >> Pretty sure its called f----- □ Anonymous (ID: Toaxellt ) 12/10/14(Wed)18:41:48 No.584127397 584127096 (OP) i'm a hairstylist, and it is called f----- >> D Anonymous (ID: @3pzaaS) 12/10/14(Wed)18:42:18 No.584 127498 584127096 (OP) l used to know this one I have a friend who is a hairdresser, and he said it was very popular at one point among f------. Wait, that's it.

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| Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:11:29 No 66220180 File: c640x360 34.jpg (11 KB, 640x360) O Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:07:21 No.662 18583 Describe the last time you fapped with a sponegob quote Too bad that didn't kill me. 66219156 66219298쯔오 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:57:00 No. 662 19864 _6220273 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:37:04 No.66220672 NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISEI Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams. | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:57:10 No 66219870 ▶ 66220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:27:44 No 66219156 e sweaty a Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:38:52 No.66220704 (30 KB, 500x380) | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:11:47 No 66220187 d sir Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20.58:29 No.66219901 Bee boo boo bop boo boo beep? Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:58:39 No.66219907 Anonymous 1 0/08/14(Wed)2 1 : 40: 1 2 No 66220726·>が220743-6220788 OHHH, IM SO CLOSE, I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT IT TURNED MY FACE PURPLE!!! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:13:53 No 66220233 ▶ 55220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:59:28 No.66219923 (39 KB, 512x384) Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:41:03 No. 66220743 >>66220759 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:33:17 No. 66219288 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20.40.28 No.66219456 Exactly >LOOK WHAT I GOT UNDER ME KILT" Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:00:06 No 662 19936 ·286220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Ned)21:41:59 No. 66220760 SOILED IT n explain. >And look what it did to our tonguesl Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:37:14 No.66219382 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:16:57 No 66220295 Anonymous 1 0/08/1 4(Wed)21 :00: 1 2 No. 662 19939トー55220278 Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:42:00 No 66220762 It's not worth it! It's just not worth it MEATY s is long Wo Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:19:15 No.66220331 >> Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy! CLAWS Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:44:02 No.66219548 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21: 19:20 No. 66220333 55220342 66222S竖 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:42:25 No.66220771 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:00:25 No. 66219944 ▶ 66222404 IM ALREADY HALFWAY THERE HALF WAY THERE HALF WAY THERE | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:37:45 No.66219396 FIRMLY r twenty m minu TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE Anonymous 1 0/08/14(Ned)21 : 02: 1 3 No. 6621 9982 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Ned)21:43:46 No.66220793 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:21:14 No 66220357 LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:47 37 No.66219640 2266220278 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:38:57 No 66219420 KB, 259x198) Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:03:23 No.66220012 トー6622027 UNTIL YER HAULED UP ON THE SURFACE, FLOPPIN' AND GASPIN' FER BREATH I NEED IT illega IS I ou Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:46:11 No.66220830 66220658 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:03:28 No 66220016 BLUE JELLY? onymou AND WHY ARENT YOU IN UNIFORM?! you mous 8 No 66220413 ▶ 66220509 smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:58:17 No.66221018 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:52:11 No.66219750 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:31:42 No.66220561 The Monkey's fist...THE MONKEYI Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:24:31 No.66220418 I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. I NEEEEEEEEEEED IT I made this one with my tears | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:59:19 No 66221039 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:25:34 No.66220440 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:53:12 No.662 19774 62197翌 I WANT MY MOMMY MISTER SQUIDWARD Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:59:27 No.66221044 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:08 No.66220588 IWENT T COLLEG Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.. .THREE DAYSI Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed 21 26:57 No.66220461 >Dude, put that away, there're like children herel Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21 27:08 No 66220467 ES T >>6622048122662204892662205232266220581 6622 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:55:54 No.66219842 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:10 No.66220589 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:02:29 No.66221104 So THAT's what I taste like 66220583 I can feel those juices p .. And Ill dry it off with my dirty old gym sockl F is for friends who do stuff together Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:16 No.66220592 >>66220798 me N is for any Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:03:11 No.6622111 anywhere Sorry youh see tha By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:29:11 No.66220512 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:18 No.66220593、 6220788 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:05:29 No 66221167 It's all itchy... What's this thing made of? WELL FIRST YOU TAKE YOUR LEG AND JAM IT IN THE AIR THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND STICK IT RIGHT UP THERE YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND AND GIVE A GREAT BIG LUNGE USE THE TECHNIQUE >> Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:34:50 No.66220627 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:36:04 No.66220659 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:05:43 No.66221175 File: hadefault ipg (16 KB, 480x360) DEUUEUAAUUAUGHHH like to sock over me ghostly tail Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21: 36.39 No.66220665 トー66220687 >>66220788 e higher you hold it, the fa ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22.06:03 No. 66221182
| Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:11:29 No 66220180 File: c640x360 34.jpg (11 KB, 640x360) O Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:07:21 No.662 18583 Describe the last time you fapped with a sponegob quote Too bad that didn't kill me. 66219156 66219298쯔오 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:57:00 No. 662 19864 _6220273 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:37:04 No.66220672 NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISEI Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams. | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:57:10 No 66219870 ▶ 66220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:27:44 No 66219156 e sweaty a Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:38:52 No.66220704 (30 KB, 500x380) | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:11:47 No 66220187 d sir Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20.58:29 No.66219901 Bee boo boo bop boo boo beep? Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:58:39 No.66219907 Anonymous 1 0/08/14(Wed)2 1 : 40: 1 2 No 66220726·>が220743-6220788 OHHH, IM SO CLOSE, I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT IT TURNED MY FACE PURPLE!!! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:13:53 No 66220233 ▶ 55220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:59:28 No.66219923 (39 KB, 512x384) Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:41:03 No. 66220743 >>66220759 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:33:17 No. 66219288 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20.40.28 No.66219456 Exactly >LOOK WHAT I GOT UNDER ME KILT" Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:00:06 No 662 19936 ·286220278 Anonymous 10/08/14(Ned)21:41:59 No. 66220760 SOILED IT n explain. >And look what it did to our tonguesl Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:37:14 No.66219382 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:16:57 No 66220295 Anonymous 1 0/08/1 4(Wed)21 :00: 1 2 No. 662 19939トー55220278 Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:42:00 No 66220762 It's not worth it! It's just not worth it MEATY s is long Wo Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:19:15 No.66220331 >> Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy! CLAWS Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:44:02 No.66219548 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21: 19:20 No. 66220333 55220342 66222S竖 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:42:25 No.66220771 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:00:25 No. 66219944 ▶ 66222404 IM ALREADY HALFWAY THERE HALF WAY THERE HALF WAY THERE | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:37:45 No.66219396 FIRMLY r twenty m minu TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE Anonymous 1 0/08/14(Ned)21 : 02: 1 3 No. 6621 9982 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Ned)21:43:46 No.66220793 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:21:14 No 66220357 LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:47 37 No.66219640 2266220278 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:38:57 No 66219420 KB, 259x198) Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:03:23 No.66220012 トー6622027 UNTIL YER HAULED UP ON THE SURFACE, FLOPPIN' AND GASPIN' FER BREATH I NEED IT illega IS I ou Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:46:11 No.66220830 66220658 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:03:28 No 66220016 BLUE JELLY? onymou AND WHY ARENT YOU IN UNIFORM?! you mous 8 No 66220413 ▶ 66220509 smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:58:17 No.66221018 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:52:11 No.66219750 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:31:42 No.66220561 The Monkey's fist...THE MONKEYI Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:24:31 No.66220418 I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. I NEEEEEEEEEEED IT I made this one with my tears | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:59:19 No 66221039 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:25:34 No.66220440 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:53:12 No.662 19774 62197翌 I WANT MY MOMMY MISTER SQUIDWARD Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:59:27 No.66221044 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:08 No.66220588 IWENT T COLLEG Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.. .THREE DAYSI Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed 21 26:57 No.66220461 >Dude, put that away, there're like children herel Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21 27:08 No 66220467 ES T >>6622048122662204892662205232266220581 6622 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)20:55:54 No.66219842 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:10 No.66220589 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:02:29 No.66221104 So THAT's what I taste like 66220583 I can feel those juices p .. And Ill dry it off with my dirty old gym sockl F is for friends who do stuff together Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:16 No.66220592 >>66220798 me N is for any Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:03:11 No.6622111 anywhere Sorry youh see tha By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:29:11 No.66220512 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:33:18 No.66220593、 6220788 ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:05:29 No 66221167 It's all itchy... What's this thing made of? WELL FIRST YOU TAKE YOUR LEG AND JAM IT IN THE AIR THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND STICK IT RIGHT UP THERE YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND AND GIVE A GREAT BIG LUNGE USE THE TECHNIQUE >> Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:34:50 No.66220627 Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21:36:04 No.66220659 | Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22:05:43 No.66221175 File: hadefault ipg (16 KB, 480x360) DEUUEUAAUUAUGHHH like to sock over me ghostly tail Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)21: 36.39 No.66220665 トー66220687 >>66220788 e higher you hold it, the fa ! Anonymous 10/08/14(Wed)22.06:03 No. 66221182

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File: fc1.gif (5 KB, 250x246) Anonymous (ID: VIIBp0Q) 12/10/14(Wed)06:16:41 No.584066126 >Be medieval king >Some guy kills a bunch of people for me, what a bro >Feel generous >Invite him to my throne room >Ask him to name his own reward The f----- takes out a chess board >dolanareyoutryingtotrickmeagain.gif >I know what the f----- is about to do >Asks for one grain of rice on the first square, then double the amount on every next square >I agree >smug look on his f------ ugly peasant face >cheekycunt.jpg >That ain't gonna happen again, m----------- >l wait a week to make him think I fell for it >put one grain of rice for the first square, and two grains of rice to each other square >totaling 127 grains of rice >take him to my throne room >here is your reward, honorable citizen >he gets mad >execute him >cook the rice myself >best spoonful of rice i've ever had mfw
File: fc1.gif (5 KB, 250x246) Anonymous (ID: VIIBp0Q) 12/10/14(Wed)06:16:41 No.584066126 >Be medieval king >Some guy kills a bunch of people for me, what a bro >Feel generous >Invite him to my throne room >Ask him to name his own reward The f----- takes out a chess board >dolanareyoutryingtotrickmeagain.gif >I know what the f----- is about to do >Asks for one grain of rice on the first square, then double the amount on every next square >I agree >smug look on his f------ ugly peasant face >cheekycunt.jpg >That ain't gonna happen again, m----------- >l wait a week to make him think I fell for it >put one grain of rice for the first square, and two grains of rice to each other square >totaling 127 grains of rice >take him to my throne room >here is your reward, honorable citizen >he gets mad >execute him >cook the rice myself >best spoonful of rice i've ever had mfw

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Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)04:23:46 No.275135575 [Reply] Why isn't there any video games based in Australia? Wollongong Pissup Simulator would be GOTY -Showing all replies. Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)04:26:00 No.275135674 File: PrisonTycoon.jpg (17 KB, 189x267) PRISON
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File: santa-cross.ipg (38 KB, 357x352) Anonymous (ID: 5SAHO) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:39:28 No.584073391 I'll kek it off with my favourite Be me >Be 12, first year in secondary school >In english class, around now in december >F------ stupid bitch of a teacher, can't control the class because no respect >Everybody but the stewfags hate her >Class conversation doesn't stay on english for long >C--- friend asks in kid-voice "So, what's santa bringing ya?" e's talking santa S---'s furn >Gobshite teacher at the front of the class You do all know santa isn't real, don't you?" >I had known for ages, but saw my WI >Crossed my arms on the desk, put my head dowrn >Started thinking of sad things >I can't remember what, probably life >Working up a right wee tear >5 mins later the teacher notices me on my desk >"Anon, sit up" >Stay face down >Friend beside me cops my plan, he knows I know >"Mrs, you told him about Santa" >Her face goes white > She can't deal >JustMyFuckingLuck.flv >F------ vice-principal happens to go past the door >(Door is always open in case teacher panic attacks and needs to run to cry) >She runs to the door, "VP, VP, can you take this boy and explain to him about Santa?" >F---, oh well, in for a penny, in for a f------ pound ontd Anonymous (ID: (eeHbWB) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:42:28 No.584073657 moar pls Anonymous (ID Y5SWHJS9 ) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:43:46 No.584073776 >So anyway >VP Takes me to the photocopying roonm >Leaves me there standing while he copies his n------ or whatever >Turns around to me >I'm still leaking my fake tears >Give me a f------ oscar >"Anon, there isn't a man in a big red suit who comes down your chimney every year >Puts his hand on my shoulder "....But there is someone out there who loves you" >I'm barely keeping my s--- together >Stifle laughter with fake sobs >Just about manage to not laugh in hi >Settle down, get into the next class >S---'s going swell >Everyone's duped >Job well done >BillyMays.wmv >But wait there's more! face cont.d □ Anonymous (ID: diNTNbae) 12/10/14(Wed)15:50:04 No.584074378 bamp Anonymous (ID: ASAHD) 12/10/14(Wed)15:52:51 No.584074675 >The one day of the f------ year >F---, the one day out of all my days at school, my auld lady decides to pick me up form school >She parks the car on the hill >F------ VP is standing at the top of the hill watching school f------ go to the busses >F------ c--- recognised my mam >Went over to the car >"Hi anon'sma, uh, your son was in a bit of difficulty today in class" 'What's that wee s--- done now!?" >"Nothing bad, you see, thing is, he found out about Santa Claus >"Hal Anon?! Sure he's known this ages!" VP cops on F--- >Anyway I got into the car oblivious and my mam tells me about VP >She's cool with it though, thinks it's hilarious >Still have to apologise to him the next day >Gave an overly obviously insincere apology to the c--- of a teacher too >All in all, pretty proud, made her feel awful, made VP feel awkward, and made them both look like t----
File: santa-cross.ipg (38 KB, 357x352) Anonymous (ID: 5SAHO) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:39:28 No.584073391 I'll kek it off with my favourite Be me >Be 12, first year in secondary school >In english class, around now in december >F------ stupid bitch of a teacher, can't control the class because no respect >Everybody but the stewfags hate her >Class conversation doesn't stay on english for long >C--- friend asks in kid-voice "So, what's santa bringing ya?" e's talking santa S---'s furn >Gobshite teacher at the front of the class You do all know santa isn't real, don't you?" >I had known for ages, but saw my WI >Crossed my arms on the desk, put my head dowrn >Started thinking of sad things >I can't remember what, probably life >Working up a right wee tear >5 mins later the teacher notices me on my desk >"Anon, sit up" >Stay face down >Friend beside me cops my plan, he knows I know >"Mrs, you told him about Santa" >Her face goes white > She can't deal >JustMyFuckingLuck.flv >F------ vice-principal happens to go past the door >(Door is always open in case teacher panic attacks and needs to run to cry) >She runs to the door, "VP, VP, can you take this boy and explain to him about Santa?" >F---, oh well, in for a penny, in for a f------ pound ontd Anonymous (ID: (eeHbWB) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:42:28 No.584073657 moar pls Anonymous (ID Y5SWHJS9 ) 12/10/14(Wed) 15:43:46 No.584073776 >So anyway >VP Takes me to the photocopying roonm >Leaves me there standing while he copies his n------ or whatever >Turns around to me >I'm still leaking my fake tears >Give me a f------ oscar >"Anon, there isn't a man in a big red suit who comes down your chimney every year >Puts his hand on my shoulder "....But there is someone out there who loves you" >I'm barely keeping my s--- together >Stifle laughter with fake sobs >Just about manage to not laugh in hi >Settle down, get into the next class >S---'s going swell >Everyone's duped >Job well done >BillyMays.wmv >But wait there's more! face cont.d □ Anonymous (ID: diNTNbae) 12/10/14(Wed)15:50:04 No.584074378 bamp Anonymous (ID: ASAHD) 12/10/14(Wed)15:52:51 No.584074675 >The one day of the f------ year >F---, the one day out of all my days at school, my auld lady decides to pick me up form school >She parks the car on the hill >F------ VP is standing at the top of the hill watching school f------ go to the busses >F------ c--- recognised my mam >Went over to the car >"Hi anon'sma, uh, your son was in a bit of difficulty today in class" 'What's that wee s--- done now!?" >"Nothing bad, you see, thing is, he found out about Santa Claus >"Hal Anon?! Sure he's known this ages!" VP cops on F--- >Anyway I got into the car oblivious and my mam tells me about VP >She's cool with it though, thinks it's hilarious >Still have to apologise to him the next day >Gave an overly obviously insincere apology to the c--- of a teacher too >All in all, pretty proud, made her feel awful, made VP feel awkward, and made them both look like t----

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File: 3376573425632w4.ipg (11 KB, 584x331) First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:42:47 No. 23892988、>>23893016 23893027 Winter 2011 Grandpa had passed 4 months ago sLeft me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window SWEET JESUS Have no firearms F---.f-- >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire. exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 2> 10 out of f------ 10
File: 3376573425632w4.ipg (11 KB, 584x331) First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:42:47 No. 23892988、>>23893016 23893027 Winter 2011 Grandpa had passed 4 months ago sLeft me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window SWEET JESUS Have no firearms F---.f-- >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire. exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 2> 10 out of f------ 10

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Anonymous (ID: s3eQd&B ) 12/08/14(Mon)15:38:04 No. 583756407、 583757823 Here's the official rundown on what happened with /pol/. Most people are simply too scared right now to post the truth about it About two days ago some anon started a thread where he promised to dump material incriminating the israeli government of a planned genocide in Ukraine at the hands of IDF soldiers that were dressing up as 'nazis' of the Azov Bataillon. He said that he had files from inside the israeli government that could prove this and even audio files from intercepted phone calls He also said that there was an israeli plan to destabilize Ukraine through civil war and remove the indigenous non-jewish population, after which 'east european khazar jews' from Israel would be resettled to Ukraine, taking over the land and housing of the ukrainians that were massacred or driven out. He even linked to a newspaper report of an israeli newspaper that confirmed this He said that the NATO was in on this and that NATO countries would see to it that the pressrooms in their countries would not touch this topic and ignore reports of massacres inside the Ukraine, or blame it on the russians or ukrainian 'nazis He then started linking to various sites and uploading endless rows of photographs of hebrew language files that looked kind of technical and official, with stamps headings etc That anon said that he was posting these things from inside Syria 2-3 hours after he posted that, /pol/ went completely offline for a couple minutes, and when it came back, the thread was gone, all the other threads were replaced by spam/shillposts and the captcha requirement had been removed (apparently to allow for automated/computerized spamming) There is something else. All the spam threads were written in a sinister, triumphant, gleeful tone that mocked the ongoing gencide of the white race. In hindsight I wish I would have screencapped some of it, it was pretty unreal. It was downright satanic
Anonymous (ID: s3eQd&B ) 12/08/14(Mon)15:38:04 No. 583756407、 583757823 Here's the official rundown on what happened with /pol/. Most people are simply too scared right now to post the truth about it About two days ago some anon started a thread where he promised to dump material incriminating the israeli government of a planned genocide in Ukraine at the hands of IDF soldiers that were dressing up as 'nazis' of the Azov Bataillon. He said that he had files from inside the israeli government that could prove this and even audio files from intercepted phone calls He also said that there was an israeli plan to destabilize Ukraine through civil war and remove the indigenous non-jewish population, after which 'east european khazar jews' from Israel would be resettled to Ukraine, taking over the land and housing of the ukrainians that were massacred or driven out. He even linked to a newspaper report of an israeli newspaper that confirmed this He said that the NATO was in on this and that NATO countries would see to it that the pressrooms in their countries would not touch this topic and ignore reports of massacres inside the Ukraine, or blame it on the russians or ukrainian 'nazis He then started linking to various sites and uploading endless rows of photographs of hebrew language files that looked kind of technical and official, with stamps headings etc That anon said that he was posting these things from inside Syria 2-3 hours after he posted that, /pol/ went completely offline for a couple minutes, and when it came back, the thread was gone, all the other threads were replaced by spam/shillposts and the captcha requirement had been removed (apparently to allow for automated/computerized spamming) There is something else. All the spam threads were written in a sinister, triumphant, gleeful tone that mocked the ongoing gencide of the white race. In hindsight I wish I would have screencapped some of it, it was pretty unreal. It was downright satanic

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2 □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon) 14:57 No.4347912 You are taken away to a magical land, where your d--- comes to life and runs away, posing a beautiful latino plumber. Then when there is a leak in the presidential palace, your d--- kills el presidente! Your d--- than turns the entire empire upside down. Men wear women's clothing, women wear dog costumes, horses are placed into government, and c-- is the currency! You hide inside the ass of an overweight freedom fighter who stumbles her way to the d---'s new palace, and farts you out through the window You then use a magical drug to grow t--- and fight off the succubus guard Your boobs then grow faces and give you advice over how to defeat your d--- You fight the d---, and eventually defeat it Everyone celebrates with having consensual sex with their husbands or wives in the missionary position for the sake of reproduction.
2 □ Anonymous 10/29/12(Mon) 14:57 No.4347912 You are taken away to a magical land, where your d--- comes to life and runs away, posing a beautiful latino plumber. Then when there is a leak in the presidential palace, your d--- kills el presidente! Your d--- than turns the entire empire upside down. Men wear women's clothing, women wear dog costumes, horses are placed into government, and c-- is the currency! You hide inside the ass of an overweight freedom fighter who stumbles her way to the d---'s new palace, and farts you out through the window You then use a magical drug to grow t--- and fight off the succubus guard Your boobs then grow faces and give you advice over how to defeat your d--- You fight the d---, and eventually defeat it Everyone celebrates with having consensual sex with their husbands or wives in the missionary position for the sake of reproduction.

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□ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :20 No.401 9698 4019089 >4019116 Who IS this artist? I see this all the time but never found a name Oh, and also, bump. □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.4019700 Nobody in particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :24 No.401 9714 >4019698 It's Nobody In Particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.4019739 4019700 Just tell us who it is a------ □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :52 No.401 9795 File: 1331776377 ipg-(40 KB, 353x450) Hey Abbot" Yeah Costello" Who's that guy? You know that guy. The one what draws them d---- on them dames." "Nobody in Particular What? Somebody had to draw them Ma's f-----' them sons." "Of course" Then who?" Nobody in particular "Now we're back here again." □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :54 No.401 9798 >401 Got a chuckle out of me □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:05 No.4019823 File: 1331777106.jpg-(5 KB, 198x211) Okay, we'll try this again." "Fine by me." Say I contract this artist to draw Shenji getting taken by Rei in a carnal fashion." "He's already done that." "Who?" Nobody in particular." "I know, that's why I want it drawn!" Why do you want that drawn?" "Doooooon't 'chu worry why I want that drawn. Now I send the guy money for the drawing and nobody in particular will get paid? "Naturally, he's earned it." "Who?" "Nobody in Particular." Then who drew the damned p---?!" Together: "Nobody in particular." "...Okay, I'll try again..."
□ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :20 No.401 9698 4019089 >4019116 Who IS this artist? I see this all the time but never found a name Oh, and also, bump. □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.4019700 Nobody in particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :24 No.401 9714 >4019698 It's Nobody In Particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.4019739 4019700 Just tell us who it is a------ □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :52 No.401 9795 File: 1331776377 ipg-(40 KB, 353x450) Hey Abbot" Yeah Costello" Who's that guy? You know that guy. The one what draws them d---- on them dames." "Nobody in Particular What? Somebody had to draw them Ma's f-----' them sons." "Of course" Then who?" Nobody in particular "Now we're back here again." □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21 :54 No.401 9798 >401 Got a chuckle out of me □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:05 No.4019823 File: 1331777106.jpg-(5 KB, 198x211) Okay, we'll try this again." "Fine by me." Say I contract this artist to draw Shenji getting taken by Rei in a carnal fashion." "He's already done that." "Who?" Nobody in particular." "I know, that's why I want it drawn!" Why do you want that drawn?" "Doooooon't 'chu worry why I want that drawn. Now I send the guy money for the drawing and nobody in particular will get paid? "Naturally, he's earned it." "Who?" "Nobody in Particular." Then who drew the damned p---?!" Together: "Nobody in particular." "...Okay, I'll try again..."

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