4chan - Imagine being Cain

Lucifer: These humans will fuck everything up!
God: Fuck you, you are fired!
*first generation already invents treason and the second one already invents homicide"
God: This is all Lucifer's fault!

Lilith was made from the same dust as Adam, that's why she considered herself equal to him. Eve was made from Adam's rib mainly so that she couldn't make the same argument, since she would be a literal derivative of him.

Basically, Adam was such a massive incel, he asked God to make him a trad housewife fucktoy gf because literally the only other woman in the world at the time was a proto-feminist who ended up leaving him for Samael, the ANGEL OF DEATH.

When a man whose name means "VENOM OF GOD" is considered a better option than you, you might have some issues…