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File: 1387581194578.ipg-(74 KB, 612x612, 7b96e5da2e9d11e29f5522000(.).jpg) 88 Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)18:13:14 No.522449373 Who would you f--- ? Roplies: 2522449768 Anonymous 12/20/13(Fr)18:13:57 No.522449461 whichever one runs the slowest Roplies: 225224496862252245009722522450302
File: 1387581194578.ipg-(74 KB, 612x612, 7b96e5da2e9d11e29f5522000(.).jpg) 88 Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)18:13:14 No.522449373 Who would you f--- ? Roplies: 2522449768 Anonymous 12/20/13(Fr)18:13:57 No.522449461 whichever one runs the slowest Roplies: 225224496862252245009722522450302

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I ]Porsche.jpg (8 KB, 308x164) google igdb ■ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:29:00 No.519088727 Page 0 [Reply] [r]2>519089270 Paul Walker's recent death has brought a theory to me just now: >Paul Walker, Ryan Dunn, and James Dean all died in automotive accidents >All of those celebrities died in a Porsche at the time of death >Porsche is owned by Volkswagen Volkswagen is a German company >Germany had the Nazis during World War Il >The Nazis killed people >The Nazis also surrendered and most of the soldiers involved in the party are dead In popular fiction, dead people have ghosts >Ghosts can take control of machines and fly to distant places, even overseas >Germany and the United States are both across the Atlantic Ocean >All three celebrities died in the United States In conclusion, ghost Nazis killed Paul Walker [ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:32:21 No.519089270 [ 519088727 (OP) This is correct
I ]Porsche.jpg (8 KB, 308x164) google igdb ■ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:29:00 No.519088727 Page 0 [Reply] [r]2>519089270 Paul Walker's recent death has brought a theory to me just now: >Paul Walker, Ryan Dunn, and James Dean all died in automotive accidents >All of those celebrities died in a Porsche at the time of death >Porsche is owned by Volkswagen Volkswagen is a German company >Germany had the Nazis during World War Il >The Nazis killed people >The Nazis also surrendered and most of the soldiers involved in the party are dead In popular fiction, dead people have ghosts >Ghosts can take control of machines and fly to distant places, even overseas >Germany and the United States are both across the Atlantic Ocean >All three celebrities died in the United States In conclusion, ghost Nazis killed Paul Walker [ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:32:21 No.519089270 [ 519088727 (OP) This is correct

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File: 1385497285057 ipg-(30 KB, 550x472, Having a sleepover with y(...) jpg) □ Suicide general Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:21:25 No.9660008 Replies: 660030 How should I end my life, without anyone near or be really edgy and do it public? Ive pulverized a lot of Taxus baccata seeds (Enough to kill a horse), right now I can ingest it any moment I want It doesnt matter if people call the hospital as there is no antidote and Ill just die of a heart-attack But maybe it would be good to leave the world with a final laugh even if it means I might rot in hell for a while if there's an afterlife □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:23:42 No.9660027 you're gonna be dissapointed to find out suicide isnt the end find god and iesus □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:23:53 No.9660030 Replies:ー9660049 S> try not to block public traffic it f------ pisses me off when i come to uni late because some f----- killed himself again f--- you egoistic jerks □ Anonymous 1 1/26/13(Tue) 15:25:57 No.9660049 Not going to block public traffic Just going to scare a few people I know □ Anonymous 11/26/13 Tue 15:26:54 No.9660057 Replies: >>966007529660111229660121 2966014929660180 You've picked the perfect time to do something truly horrible. Here's what I suggest >Dress up as Santa >Go to mall or toy store >Eat poison while hanging out with kids >Before you die, tell them they've killed you by being naughty >Ho ho ho into the history books
File: 1385497285057 ipg-(30 KB, 550x472, Having a sleepover with y(...) jpg) □ Suicide general Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:21:25 No.9660008 Replies: 660030 How should I end my life, without anyone near or be really edgy and do it public? Ive pulverized a lot of Taxus baccata seeds (Enough to kill a horse), right now I can ingest it any moment I want It doesnt matter if people call the hospital as there is no antidote and Ill just die of a heart-attack But maybe it would be good to leave the world with a final laugh even if it means I might rot in hell for a while if there's an afterlife □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:23:42 No.9660027 you're gonna be dissapointed to find out suicide isnt the end find god and iesus □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)15:23:53 No.9660030 Replies:ー9660049 S> try not to block public traffic it f------ pisses me off when i come to uni late because some f----- killed himself again f--- you egoistic jerks □ Anonymous 1 1/26/13(Tue) 15:25:57 No.9660049 Not going to block public traffic Just going to scare a few people I know □ Anonymous 11/26/13 Tue 15:26:54 No.9660057 Replies: >>966007529660111229660121 2966014929660180 You've picked the perfect time to do something truly horrible. Here's what I suggest >Dress up as Santa >Go to mall or toy store >Eat poison while hanging out with kids >Before you die, tell them they've killed you by being naughty >Ho ho ho into the history books

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4 32 8:09 AM Board /b/ - Random ▼ Settings Home Anonvmous 12/19/13(Thu)07:55:16 No.522201556 NO YOU ARE A PLANE YOU CAN'T WORK IN AN OFFICE Help! GET OUT T EVEN FIT I got mad at my phone a while ago and threw it at a building but I forgot to take it off of 50 KB JPG airplane mode Now the building is on fire Now l'm terrorism Pic related Anonymous 12/19/13(Thu)08:04:15 No.522202198 Now l'm terrorism Anonymous 12/19/13(Thu)08:06:31 No.522202348 >>522201556 (OP) # 1.36 MB GIF 12/19/13(Thu)08:09:01 No.522202542 Anonymous >>522201556 (OP) # god
4 32 8:09 AM Board /b/ - Random ▼ Settings Home Anonvmous 12/19/13(Thu)07:55:16 No.522201556 NO YOU ARE A PLANE YOU CAN'T WORK IN AN OFFICE Help! GET OUT T EVEN FIT I got mad at my phone a while ago and threw it at a building but I forgot to take it off of 50 KB JPG airplane mode Now the building is on fire Now l'm terrorism Pic related Anonymous 12/19/13(Thu)08:04:15 No.522202198 Now l'm terrorism Anonymous 12/19/13(Thu)08:06:31 No.522202348 >>522201556 (OP) # 1.36 MB GIF 12/19/13(Thu)08:09:01 No.522202542 Anonymous >>522201556 (OP) # god

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□ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521 945124 Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senio :A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >Sure, anything. >He asks me how to legally change his name Autism Intensifies] >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say l blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >Lee. Like, Bruce Lee. Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse s about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...? >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling.
□ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521 945124 Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senio :A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >Sure, anything. >He asks me how to legally change his name Autism Intensifies] >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say l blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >Lee. Like, Bruce Lee. Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse s about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...? >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling.

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>be me >fap time browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping getting close >zooms in on girls face 기 Stop >pause the video >holy f---....thats my best friends mom >1 100% sure of t too l can tell by the o ce and the ace ve seen younger pics o her ar und his house to all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- he told me she did some deling when she as younger but its finish devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally start crying laughing >he asks me what go online and show him full vid, fast forward to face close up >"you just fapped to ur mom bro >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably funniest moment of my life >to add insult to injuryリokingly say i found ur dad his dad left before his birth he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation >"oh very funny anon, f--- you" go to vid "see dude it was made the same year u were born!" actually was...strange coincidence he says f--- you again then freezes >he slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- videdo he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- f--- >bricks shat Its his f------ dad the resemblance is too close to not be.. same hairstyle same looks same color skin w-- immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry was true...he f------ just fapped to his conception l apologize, don't even know what to say
>be me >fap time browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping getting close >zooms in on girls face 기 Stop >pause the video >holy f---....thats my best friends mom >1 100% sure of t too l can tell by the o ce and the ace ve seen younger pics o her ar und his house to all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- he told me she did some deling when she as younger but its finish devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally start crying laughing >he asks me what go online and show him full vid, fast forward to face close up >"you just fapped to ur mom bro >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably funniest moment of my life >to add insult to injuryリokingly say i found ur dad his dad left before his birth he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation >"oh very funny anon, f--- you" go to vid "see dude it was made the same year u were born!" actually was...strange coincidence he says f--- you again then freezes >he slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- videdo he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- f--- >bricks shat Its his f------ dad the resemblance is too close to not be.. same hairstyle same looks same color skin w-- immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry was true...he f------ just fapped to his conception l apologize, don't even know what to say

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File: 1387573343536 ipg-(41 KB, 750x600, an_hero.jpg) GI Anonymous 12/20/13 (Fri)16:02:23 UTC-5 No.522432426 Replies: 522432917 522434175 522434751 522434829522435390 522435478 522435614 522435650522435698 F--- christmas, no family, no job.... nothing when someone rolls a 29 on cam i will an hero on cam will provide tinychat link once get is achieved so you can watch me do it lite Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:03:40 UTC-5 No.522432627 AN HERO 29 get P> Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:04:03 UTC-5 No.522432695 Replies: >522433037 go f--- yourself op Ps Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:04:28 UTC-5 No.522432765 File: 1387573468006.png-(4 KB, 299x54, 2013-12-20.png) G I LORD oh noes pls god don't let me 29 get □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:05:30 UTC-5 No.522432917 >inb4 that f------ stoner cam someone always posts F--- you LATER IN THE THRE If I get 29 you have to live out the rest of your life being happy and helping others Ps Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:19:23 UTC-5 No.522434829 Replies: >522435105>522435183 522435206 522435283522435285 522435906522439964 5224324 If he wanted to an hero, he'd have done it without of "get" s--- >i get 29 >op an heroes >s--- Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:20:07 UTC-5 No.522434948 Humiliate yourself first □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:20:11 UTC-5 No.522434958 >> you gotta want it f----- Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:59:24 UTC-5 No. 522439964 Replies: 22522440090 >>52243482 DELIVERY AS PROMISED sorry had to tun to the store tinychat /btvlive420 i'm on cam as edgar_dabs 17:27 20/12/13 □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)17:00:24 UTC-5 No.522440090 522439964 OP IS BACK GOGOGGOOGO
File: 1387573343536 ipg-(41 KB, 750x600, an_hero.jpg) GI Anonymous 12/20/13 (Fri)16:02:23 UTC-5 No.522432426 Replies: 522432917 522434175 522434751 522434829522435390 522435478 522435614 522435650522435698 F--- christmas, no family, no job.... nothing when someone rolls a 29 on cam i will an hero on cam will provide tinychat link once get is achieved so you can watch me do it lite Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:03:40 UTC-5 No.522432627 AN HERO 29 get P> Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:04:03 UTC-5 No.522432695 Replies: >522433037 go f--- yourself op Ps Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:04:28 UTC-5 No.522432765 File: 1387573468006.png-(4 KB, 299x54, 2013-12-20.png) G I LORD oh noes pls god don't let me 29 get □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:05:30 UTC-5 No.522432917 >inb4 that f------ stoner cam someone always posts F--- you LATER IN THE THRE If I get 29 you have to live out the rest of your life being happy and helping others Ps Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:19:23 UTC-5 No.522434829 Replies: >522435105>522435183 522435206 522435283522435285 522435906522439964 5224324 If he wanted to an hero, he'd have done it without of "get" s--- >i get 29 >op an heroes >s--- Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:20:07 UTC-5 No.522434948 Humiliate yourself first □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:20:11 UTC-5 No.522434958 >> you gotta want it f----- Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)16:59:24 UTC-5 No. 522439964 Replies: 22522440090 >>52243482 DELIVERY AS PROMISED sorry had to tun to the store tinychat /btvlive420 i'm on cam as edgar_dabs 17:27 20/12/13 □ Anonymous 12/20/13(Fri)17:00:24 UTC-5 No.522440090 522439964 OP IS BACK GOGOGGOOGO

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heir used to so that I'll get compliments NOSTALGIA GAMER WEB COMIC RETARD WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TOv 3 4 5 FURRY ANTIFURRY 8 6 off so h VENTURE BROTHERS F----- chi FETISH F---- oh god one day THE NERD PREDATOR f------ DC FA MARVEL FAN HIDDEN WEE/A/BOO AVATARD SUMMER NEWFAG MOST SUCCESSFUL TROLL EVER CO/NNOISEUR Lagaan isn't so SENTIMENTAL F----- THE OTHER FEMALE COMRADE exam GUYS RAPIDSHIT PLS though...) THE NORMAL GUY?? TVI GUY WHO LIKES COMIC MOVIES BUT NEVER READS THE COMICS SO HANGS OUT IN /CO TO TRY AND SCORE SOME CRED BACK IN ITV UNDERAGE B& them the way theya Modern was tuess for the newest releases, leakS I'm even RAGE FREAK used to be! GENERAL REFUGEE SPECIFIC now iknow HYPOCRITICAL AL FANGIRL THE PIOUS game of wow, Icol needs to read this fascinating article i didn't see a on front page decided to make and the wi called the aren't really col related but can we talk -ooooh, bruce/d--- fic! col related! col is best holy fire. THE 27 ABDOMINABLE FOUR my god, these web- CARNIVALE GUYS lete s---, amirite DOUCHEBAG F------ NORMALFAGS lets mock them for s---- and giggles HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY COMICS THAT ENT ABOUT SUPER BAU, Rayne Summers self-insert, preston CARTOONS AND COMICS SHOULD BE SEPARATE BOARDS. PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER B-------, GO BE IRONIC SOMEWHERE ELSE 30 Hyper-Adapter AUNT STORYTIME We should be allowed to have our General threads! One Piece is Ico related! CONFESSIONS THREAD! Rolling threads are dumb! Dubs means its canon! Zutara shippers should be banned! Tootie is the only one for Timmy! And so on... gather round children for the story of the time superman punched batman in the f------ WomENS The Controversy Guy Starfire's costume is degrading to womenl It sets back the entire womens' right movement! Comics Spider-Man being black is affirmative action, plain and simple! It's a cheap stunt to sell comics! Protest SOPA! Sign my petition and help keep the Occupy Salt Lake City
heir used to so that I'll get compliments NOSTALGIA GAMER WEB COMIC RETARD WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TOv 3 4 5 FURRY ANTIFURRY 8 6 off so h VENTURE BROTHERS F----- chi FETISH F---- oh god one day THE NERD PREDATOR f------ DC FA MARVEL FAN HIDDEN WEE/A/BOO AVATARD SUMMER NEWFAG MOST SUCCESSFUL TROLL EVER CO/NNOISEUR Lagaan isn't so SENTIMENTAL F----- THE OTHER FEMALE COMRADE exam GUYS RAPIDSHIT PLS though...) THE NORMAL GUY?? TVI GUY WHO LIKES COMIC MOVIES BUT NEVER READS THE COMICS SO HANGS OUT IN /CO TO TRY AND SCORE SOME CRED BACK IN ITV UNDERAGE B& them the way theya Modern was tuess for the newest releases, leakS I'm even RAGE FREAK used to be! GENERAL REFUGEE SPECIFIC now iknow HYPOCRITICAL AL FANGIRL THE PIOUS game of wow, Icol needs to read this fascinating article i didn't see a on front page decided to make and the wi called the aren't really col related but can we talk -ooooh, bruce/d--- fic! col related! col is best holy fire. THE 27 ABDOMINABLE FOUR my god, these web- CARNIVALE GUYS lete s---, amirite DOUCHEBAG F------ NORMALFAGS lets mock them for s---- and giggles HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY COMICS THAT ENT ABOUT SUPER BAU, Rayne Summers self-insert, preston CARTOONS AND COMICS SHOULD BE SEPARATE BOARDS. PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER B-------, GO BE IRONIC SOMEWHERE ELSE 30 Hyper-Adapter AUNT STORYTIME We should be allowed to have our General threads! One Piece is Ico related! CONFESSIONS THREAD! Rolling threads are dumb! Dubs means its canon! Zutara shippers should be banned! Tootie is the only one for Timmy! And so on... gather round children for the story of the time superman punched batman in the f------ WomENS The Controversy Guy Starfire's costume is degrading to womenl It sets back the entire womens' right movement! Comics Spider-Man being black is affirmative action, plain and simple! It's a cheap stunt to sell comics! Protest SOPA! Sign my petition and help keep the Occupy Salt Lake City

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/mu/ Bich n---- you like Pleb Floyd aw hell no n---- ou bout to get your s--- smacked the f--- up lil n---- no slack in my mack for your stupid entry-level dadrock garbage dumbass hoe l N bet you dont even eat carrots bitch-ass n---- Hells yea my n---- Art Zoyd Birdsongs of the Mesozoic KoenjihyakkeiO-oh, How about Pink Do you like prog? mah jamzZ Floyd tfw no gf

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File: 1338235960652 ipg-(17 KB, 192x240, carlton.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: VYuHH+Dp) 05/28/12(Mon)16:12:40 No. 402578671 1)Piss on plate 2)Put in freezer 3)Wait til late at night when it has frozen 4)Take piss disc off plate 5)Slide under someones door 6)Vitcim will wake up to a mysterious puddle of piss on their floor □ Anonymous (ID: UURYWYm2) 05/28/12(Mon)16:13:27 No.402578797 bamp □ Anonymous (ID: DGdKXVV25) 05/28/12(Mon)16:13:29 No.402578807 thats geniu:s □ Anonymous (ID: j6cj5KeA) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:03 No.402578925 im impressed Anonymous (ID: Lwu2rZsT) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:19 No.402578978 1) Piss under door >> □ Anonymous (ID: tq7tbPax) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:26 No.402579012 that sir, is gold. >> □ Anonymous (ID: mpP2MiMN) 05/28/12(Mon)16:15:21 No.4025791 95 waiting for someone to actually try this.
File: 1338235960652 ipg-(17 KB, 192x240, carlton.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: VYuHH+Dp) 05/28/12(Mon)16:12:40 No. 402578671 1)Piss on plate 2)Put in freezer 3)Wait til late at night when it has frozen 4)Take piss disc off plate 5)Slide under someones door 6)Vitcim will wake up to a mysterious puddle of piss on their floor □ Anonymous (ID: UURYWYm2) 05/28/12(Mon)16:13:27 No.402578797 bamp □ Anonymous (ID: DGdKXVV25) 05/28/12(Mon)16:13:29 No.402578807 thats geniu:s □ Anonymous (ID: j6cj5KeA) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:03 No.402578925 im impressed Anonymous (ID: Lwu2rZsT) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:19 No.402578978 1) Piss under door >> □ Anonymous (ID: tq7tbPax) 05/28/12(Mon)16:14:26 No.402579012 that sir, is gold. >> □ Anonymous (ID: mpP2MiMN) 05/28/12(Mon)16:15:21 No.4025791 95 waiting for someone to actually try this.

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! File: 1337348502285 109-(38 KB, 240x260, seinfeld jerry jpg) ロAnonymous 12017/13(Tue)22 35 UTC-8 No 223206598 Reples: w22320smm2232ams WHATS THE DEAL WTH IDYA GAMES? YOU PAY 60 BUCKS, YOU WATCH A MOME, AND THEN ITS OVER IF I WANTED A MOVIE, I WOULDA GONE TO THE THEATER Anonymous 12/17/13 (Tue 22:36 UTC-8 No 223205718 you will never relive the glory days of Seinfeld Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue) 22:36 UTC-8 No.223206787 Ive been watching nothing but Seinfeld lately. I swear most of his stand up stuff starts off like that Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue) 22:37 UTC-8 No.223206886 WHATS THE DEAL WTH N? IT SAYS VIDEO GAMES BUT ALL I SEE IS FECES Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue122 39 UTC-8 No.223207046 WHATS THE DEAL WITH NES GAMES? YOU PAY 60 BUCKS FOR IT AND END UP BEATING IT AN HOUR! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 40 UTC-8 No. 223207180 Reples: 2222320755S WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLAYSTATION 4?WHATS THE POINT OF A GAME CONSOLE WITH NO GAAAAMES? Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 44 UTC-8 No.223207523 AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIDS? YOU GET THE ADS, BUT INSTEAD OF AIDING YA THEY KILL YA! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue122 44 UTC-8 No.223207553 WHATS UP WITH THAT?! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 45 UTC-8 No.223207705 Goes to theater to watch a movie 2000 s 12/17/13(Tuo122 46 UTC-8 No 223207832 Reple* 쯔22320838 92135 ipg16 KB, 470x313, kramer.jpg) File: 138 So Jerry. m wating at this PS4 midnight release, and nexd thing you know WHAMO! SOME FILTHY N----- CUTS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Well you know me buddy, I DONT TAKE THAT KIND OF THING LIG仉Y SO I EXPLODE! □ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 49 UTC-8 No 223208091 File 13 LDg42 KB. 468x400, original pg) Reple,maaam-2320a215 2320aass N----- LOVE IDEO GAMES. LOVE EM. CANT GET ENOUGH VIDEO GAMES. LOTSA S--- IN VIDEO GAMES A N---- CAN RELATE TO PLAYED ONE VIDEO GAME CALLED BIOSHOCK ABOUT A CITY UNDER THE WATER N----- GOT THEY OWN CITY UNDER THE WATER: NEW ORLEANS Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22:49 UTC-8 No 223208178 tht's pretty good s 12/17/13(Tue)22 50 UTC-8 No 223208215 File: 1387349411312,jRg131 KB, 251x266, 1282910111392 jpg) f--- you. in his voice and Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 50 UTC-8 No.223208265 File: 1337349440000 jpg-(23 KB, 441x228, 1372395048947 jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 51 UTC-8 No. 223208310 WHATS THE DEAL WITH NEW SUPER MARIO BROS THEYVE MADE FOUR OF THEM LAST I CHECKED THATS NOT THAT NEW Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 51 UTC-8 No.223208380 File 1367349510957.29.(10 KB 139x206 3735838 jpg) uckin lord read that in kramers voic Anonymous 12/17/13Tue)22 52 UTC-8 No.223208425 bu-but it's a 10+ hour moviel 12/17/13(Tue)22:59 UTC-8 No 223209223 File 13 g-(28 KB. 300x219, s-USA-LAMPANELLI-large30Ojpg) GOD I LOVE MASS EFFECT 2I COULD RIDE JACOBS B--------- ALL DAY AMI FUNNY YET El Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23:01 UTC-8 No 223209396 Reele#332320414 File: 1387850083996 ng-(15 KB, 311x408, Kramer jpg) JERRY INEED TO BORROW YOUR PS4 GAMES Anonymous 12/17/13Tue123 04 UTC-8 No.223209692 File: 1387350257584 jpg-(143 KB, 600x400, 600x400_mindofmencia jpg) B------ love video games Lave em. Cant get enough video games Lotsa s--- in video games a b----- can relate to. Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 04 UTC-8 No 223209704 Repies-22320982-22m9 File 1387350270424-pg 107 KB. 802x1001. JerrysenteldJpg) 223209395 Yeah sure thing Kramer, Ill grab them right-huh That's funny, I cant find them. Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue/2306 UTC-8 No.223209943 File: 1387350417495 jg(15 KB, 300x400 P9l No games? Well there's GOT to be games Jemy! What kind of NUTJOB releases a console with no games? s 12/17/13(Tue)23:06 UTC-8 No 223209946 File: 1387350418090 jrg 33 KB, 650x366, george-costanza5 jpg) l told him not to get PS+ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 08 UTC-8 No 223210068 Reples Fle: 1387350492132 iH11 KB, 300x400, Elaine.jpg) 23210120 Why diddn't you guys get a Wi-U? Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue123 09 UTC-8 No 223210190 File 1387350558972·pg( 1 10 KB 540x720, Kramer (1) IPI 2222321006 NAH nah nah nah nah nah nah Wi-U isnt ned gen □ Anonymous 12/17/13 Tel23 13 UTC-8 No. 223210665 Reples: File: 1387350338537 ipg(104 KB, 651x475, Reily jpg) 2232111盟 Hey George, Gabe Newell called, they're running out of games Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 19 UTC-8 No 223211198 File: 138 462 KB 400x300, 1 k.jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13Tue)23:22 UTC-8 No.223211519 223210665 Well the casual store called, THEYRE ALL OUT OF YOU
! File: 1337348502285 109-(38 KB, 240x260, seinfeld jerry jpg) ロAnonymous 12017/13(Tue)22 35 UTC-8 No 223206598 Reples: w22320smm2232ams WHATS THE DEAL WTH IDYA GAMES? YOU PAY 60 BUCKS, YOU WATCH A MOME, AND THEN ITS OVER IF I WANTED A MOVIE, I WOULDA GONE TO THE THEATER Anonymous 12/17/13 (Tue 22:36 UTC-8 No 223205718 you will never relive the glory days of Seinfeld Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue) 22:36 UTC-8 No.223206787 Ive been watching nothing but Seinfeld lately. I swear most of his stand up stuff starts off like that Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue) 22:37 UTC-8 No.223206886 WHATS THE DEAL WTH N? IT SAYS VIDEO GAMES BUT ALL I SEE IS FECES Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue122 39 UTC-8 No.223207046 WHATS THE DEAL WITH NES GAMES? YOU PAY 60 BUCKS FOR IT AND END UP BEATING IT AN HOUR! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 40 UTC-8 No. 223207180 Reples: 2222320755S WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE PLAYSTATION 4?WHATS THE POINT OF A GAME CONSOLE WITH NO GAAAAMES? Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 44 UTC-8 No.223207523 AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIDS? YOU GET THE ADS, BUT INSTEAD OF AIDING YA THEY KILL YA! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue122 44 UTC-8 No.223207553 WHATS UP WITH THAT?! Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 45 UTC-8 No.223207705 Goes to theater to watch a movie 2000 s 12/17/13(Tuo122 46 UTC-8 No 223207832 Reple* 쯔22320838 92135 ipg16 KB, 470x313, kramer.jpg) File: 138 So Jerry. m wating at this PS4 midnight release, and nexd thing you know WHAMO! SOME FILTHY N----- CUTS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Well you know me buddy, I DONT TAKE THAT KIND OF THING LIG仉Y SO I EXPLODE! □ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 49 UTC-8 No 223208091 File 13 LDg42 KB. 468x400, original pg) Reple,maaam-2320a215 2320aass N----- LOVE IDEO GAMES. LOVE EM. CANT GET ENOUGH VIDEO GAMES. LOTSA S--- IN VIDEO GAMES A N---- CAN RELATE TO PLAYED ONE VIDEO GAME CALLED BIOSHOCK ABOUT A CITY UNDER THE WATER N----- GOT THEY OWN CITY UNDER THE WATER: NEW ORLEANS Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22:49 UTC-8 No 223208178 tht's pretty good s 12/17/13(Tue)22 50 UTC-8 No 223208215 File: 1387349411312,jRg131 KB, 251x266, 1282910111392 jpg) f--- you. in his voice and Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 50 UTC-8 No.223208265 File: 1337349440000 jpg-(23 KB, 441x228, 1372395048947 jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 51 UTC-8 No. 223208310 WHATS THE DEAL WITH NEW SUPER MARIO BROS THEYVE MADE FOUR OF THEM LAST I CHECKED THATS NOT THAT NEW Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)22 51 UTC-8 No.223208380 File 1367349510957.29.(10 KB 139x206 3735838 jpg) uckin lord read that in kramers voic Anonymous 12/17/13Tue)22 52 UTC-8 No.223208425 bu-but it's a 10+ hour moviel 12/17/13(Tue)22:59 UTC-8 No 223209223 File 13 g-(28 KB. 300x219, s-USA-LAMPANELLI-large30Ojpg) GOD I LOVE MASS EFFECT 2I COULD RIDE JACOBS B--------- ALL DAY AMI FUNNY YET El Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23:01 UTC-8 No 223209396 Reele#332320414 File: 1387850083996 ng-(15 KB, 311x408, Kramer jpg) JERRY INEED TO BORROW YOUR PS4 GAMES Anonymous 12/17/13Tue123 04 UTC-8 No.223209692 File: 1387350257584 jpg-(143 KB, 600x400, 600x400_mindofmencia jpg) B------ love video games Lave em. Cant get enough video games Lotsa s--- in video games a b----- can relate to. Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 04 UTC-8 No 223209704 Repies-22320982-22m9 File 1387350270424-pg 107 KB. 802x1001. JerrysenteldJpg) 223209395 Yeah sure thing Kramer, Ill grab them right-huh That's funny, I cant find them. Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue/2306 UTC-8 No.223209943 File: 1387350417495 jg(15 KB, 300x400 P9l No games? Well there's GOT to be games Jemy! What kind of NUTJOB releases a console with no games? s 12/17/13(Tue)23:06 UTC-8 No 223209946 File: 1387350418090 jrg 33 KB, 650x366, george-costanza5 jpg) l told him not to get PS+ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 08 UTC-8 No 223210068 Reples Fle: 1387350492132 iH11 KB, 300x400, Elaine.jpg) 23210120 Why diddn't you guys get a Wi-U? Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue123 09 UTC-8 No 223210190 File 1387350558972·pg( 1 10 KB 540x720, Kramer (1) IPI 2222321006 NAH nah nah nah nah nah nah Wi-U isnt ned gen □ Anonymous 12/17/13 Tel23 13 UTC-8 No. 223210665 Reples: File: 1387350338537 ipg(104 KB, 651x475, Reily jpg) 2232111盟 Hey George, Gabe Newell called, they're running out of games Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)23 19 UTC-8 No 223211198 File: 138 462 KB 400x300, 1 k.jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13Tue)23:22 UTC-8 No.223211519 223210665 Well the casual store called, THEYRE ALL OUT OF YOU

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O Anonymous 10/17/13(Thu)14:46 No.16048577 Replies: 21604866016048664 16048672 16048685 16048700 16048739160487601604879116048820160488571604921516049262 16049360 ー ->16 ->>16051092-7 >> 76 >>16052227- 8 >>16052381 >-->>16060774 >>16062946 >> >spend a few months salary on my trip to tokyo >expect to f--- gaijin hunter sluts looked up roppongi hotspots realize the night I arrive that it will never happen and I can't even stay at the hostel's group room thing because I'm too afraid to talk to people snever even went to roppongi >always went to bed at 10pm >spend 2 weeks walking around tokyo aimlessly now know what back alleys and residential areas in shinjuku look like highlight of the trip was the group of five cute japanese schoolgirls going up stairs and this "aw s--- will i be able to look underneath their skirts maybe" moment. wasn't able to tho >tfw ordering curry stfw accidentally order takeout (just pointed at the menu, was the takeout poster though) stfw taking all my stuff off (jacket, backpack, camera gear s--- i've been carrying around) >tfw sitting down at a table stfw he brings me the plastic bag with my food after a while stfw i put everything back on and leave in shame >tfw i think it's so late that people won't be in the kitchen anymore so i can eat >tfw everyone's in the kitchern stfw i take the curry to the dorm room and eat it on my lap tfw whole room smelled of >tfw sleeping until 12 every day so i won't have to say good morning to anyone and can use the bathroom on my own stfw midnight craving for chips stfw silently eating a bag of chips on the s------ at 1am >it took me about 20minutes, couldn't chew loudly
O Anonymous 10/17/13(Thu)14:46 No.16048577 Replies: 21604866016048664 16048672 16048685 16048700 16048739160487601604879116048820160488571604921516049262 16049360 ー ->16 ->>16051092-7 >> 76 >>16052227- 8 >>16052381 >-->>16060774 >>16062946 >> >spend a few months salary on my trip to tokyo >expect to f--- gaijin hunter sluts looked up roppongi hotspots realize the night I arrive that it will never happen and I can't even stay at the hostel's group room thing because I'm too afraid to talk to people snever even went to roppongi >always went to bed at 10pm >spend 2 weeks walking around tokyo aimlessly now know what back alleys and residential areas in shinjuku look like highlight of the trip was the group of five cute japanese schoolgirls going up stairs and this "aw s--- will i be able to look underneath their skirts maybe" moment. wasn't able to tho >tfw ordering curry stfw accidentally order takeout (just pointed at the menu, was the takeout poster though) stfw taking all my stuff off (jacket, backpack, camera gear s--- i've been carrying around) >tfw sitting down at a table stfw he brings me the plastic bag with my food after a while stfw i put everything back on and leave in shame >tfw i think it's so late that people won't be in the kitchen anymore so i can eat >tfw everyone's in the kitchern stfw i take the curry to the dorm room and eat it on my lap tfw whole room smelled of >tfw sleeping until 12 every day so i won't have to say good morning to anyone and can use the bathroom on my own stfw midnight craving for chips stfw silently eating a bag of chips on the s------ at 1am >it took me about 20minutes, couldn't chew loudly

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File 1309729674 png-(502 KB, 1328x628, anime.png) □ Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)17:47 No.51453313 I spend months downloading random animes that maybe I will like. Today, I decided to start watching some. With which one should I start? The folders that already have a pic are anime that I have already watched (except for Guru Guru, Lucky Star, Nogami Neuro and Pandora Hearts... I just wanted to make the 刷똑 L E h's k “ pic and that's all) Any suggestion? Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)17:49 No.51453380 >animes □ Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)17:51 No.514534159 VLC □ Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)17:52 No.51453444 Θ >animes >VLC >spent months downloading >less than 50 titles File 1309730505 png-(502 KB, 1328x628, anime.png) □ Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:01 No.101 161133 I spend months downloading random animes that maybe I will like. Today, I decided to start watching some. With which one should I start? The folders that already have a pic are anime that I have already watched (except for Guru Guru, Lucky Star, Nogami Neuro and Pandora Hearts... I just wanted to make the m 셰 L-漂E (0.1, k Lh pic and that's all) Any suggestion? Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)18:06 No. 101161563 Θ Out of all those the only two I haven't seen are Ghost Hound and Guru Guru, but out of the rest they're pretty much all good except Highschool of the Dead, Kurenai and Aoi Bungaku Personal favorites of mine are Neuro, Maria+Holic, Pandora Hearts, The World God Only Knows and Bakemonogatari Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:09 No. 101161829 Θ Clannad A thousand times Clannad Manly tears will be shed If you want something more violent then Higurashi Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:10 No. 101161941 Θ Haruhi, TWGOK, Bakemonogatari and Azumanga to start. Download Cross Game, Akagi, Kaiji and Hajime no lppo to watch as well And download MPC-HC, and if your computer sucks at rendering get Coreavc
File 1309729674 png-(502 KB, 1328x628, anime.png) □ Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)17:47 No.51453313 I spend months downloading random animes that maybe I will like. Today, I decided to start watching some. With which one should I start? The folders that already have a pic are anime that I have already watched (except for Guru Guru, Lucky Star, Nogami Neuro and Pandora Hearts... I just wanted to make the 刷똑 L E h's k “ pic and that's all) Any suggestion? Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)17:49 No.51453380 >animes □ Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)17:51 No.514534159 VLC □ Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)17:52 No.51453444 Θ >animes >VLC >spent months downloading >less than 50 titles File 1309730505 png-(502 KB, 1328x628, anime.png) □ Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:01 No.101 161133 I spend months downloading random animes that maybe I will like. Today, I decided to start watching some. With which one should I start? The folders that already have a pic are anime that I have already watched (except for Guru Guru, Lucky Star, Nogami Neuro and Pandora Hearts... I just wanted to make the m 셰 L-漂E (0.1, k Lh pic and that's all) Any suggestion? Anonymous 07/03/11 (Sun)18:06 No. 101161563 Θ Out of all those the only two I haven't seen are Ghost Hound and Guru Guru, but out of the rest they're pretty much all good except Highschool of the Dead, Kurenai and Aoi Bungaku Personal favorites of mine are Neuro, Maria+Holic, Pandora Hearts, The World God Only Knows and Bakemonogatari Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:09 No. 101161829 Θ Clannad A thousand times Clannad Manly tears will be shed If you want something more violent then Higurashi Anonymous 07/03/11(Sun)18:10 No. 101161941 Θ Haruhi, TWGOK, Bakemonogatari and Azumanga to start. Download Cross Game, Akagi, Kaiji and Hajime no lppo to watch as well And download MPC-HC, and if your computer sucks at rendering get Coreavc

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File (16 KB, 234x300, John-Redcorn-234x300[1].jpg) □ Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:53 UTC-8 No.222827983 Does anyone play this game anymore? I heard John Redcorn's massage just got buffed, thinking about re-subscribing Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:57 UTC-8 No.222828390 File (76 KB, 540x720, King-of-the-hill-mike-jud(...).jpg) >play hank for years >doing really well, propane business is good >game goes freemium, devs sell propane on cash market >Hank players now obsolete f--- this game Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:58 UTC-8 No.222828512 Replies: >-222829289>>222830932--222831226>>222831 4622-222835607 File: 1387133919154.gif-(499 KB, 340x255, tumblr_lkfgs4fhu41qj43juo(.).gif) >no pocket sand nerfs in sight Feels good to be master race Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)11:00 UTC-8 No.222828648 Replies: 222829212 222829236222831020 Coffee Dad IMARA/v0bvl 12/15/13(Sun)11:02 UTC-8 No.222828967 File: 1387134173245.jpg-(31 KB, 620x595, 1385572168648.jpg) >"Dad, if you were a woman then you and Mom would be lesbians." R Why the f--- are you guys still playing this since Bioware got involved?
File (16 KB, 234x300, John-Redcorn-234x300[1].jpg) □ Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:53 UTC-8 No.222827983 Does anyone play this game anymore? I heard John Redcorn's massage just got buffed, thinking about re-subscribing Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:57 UTC-8 No.222828390 File (76 KB, 540x720, King-of-the-hill-mike-jud(...).jpg) >play hank for years >doing really well, propane business is good >game goes freemium, devs sell propane on cash market >Hank players now obsolete f--- this game Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:58 UTC-8 No.222828512 Replies: >-222829289>>222830932--222831226>>222831 4622-222835607 File: 1387133919154.gif-(499 KB, 340x255, tumblr_lkfgs4fhu41qj43juo(.).gif) >no pocket sand nerfs in sight Feels good to be master race Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)11:00 UTC-8 No.222828648 Replies: 222829212 222829236222831020 Coffee Dad IMARA/v0bvl 12/15/13(Sun)11:02 UTC-8 No.222828967 File: 1387134173245.jpg-(31 KB, 620x595, 1385572168648.jpg) >"Dad, if you were a woman then you and Mom would be lesbians." R Why the f--- are you guys still playing this since Bioware got involved?

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Board | //-Video Games ▼ Settings Home File: 1387230441748 ipg-(323 KB, 1600x1200, Mountain-Dew-And-Doritos-(...).jpg) Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)15:47 UTC-6 No.223001364 Replies: 223002208 >>223002715 -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games -excited to play some halo 2k19 -"xbox on -"XBOX ON" -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right! "Doritos". Dew™ it right. -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night -still feeling sick from the 14 -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" xbox does nothing -i attempt to smile -"Connecting to verification server" -"Verification complete!" -finally -boot up halo 2k19 -finding multiplayer match... -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" -my mother just walked in the room -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" -"Console entering lock state!" -"to unlock drink verification can" -last can -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick -pour the last half out the window -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE -the mountain dew ad plays -i have to dance for it -feeling so sick -makes me sing along -dancing and singing -"mountain dew is for me and you" -throw up on my self -throw up on my tv and entertainment system -router shorts -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
Board | //-Video Games ▼ Settings Home File: 1387230441748 ipg-(323 KB, 1600x1200, Mountain-Dew-And-Doritos-(...).jpg) Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)15:47 UTC-6 No.223001364 Replies: 223002208 >>223002715 -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games -excited to play some halo 2k19 -"xbox on -"XBOX ON" -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right! "Doritos". Dew™ it right. -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night -still feeling sick from the 14 -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" xbox does nothing -i attempt to smile -"Connecting to verification server" -"Verification complete!" -finally -boot up halo 2k19 -finding multiplayer match... -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" -my mother just walked in the room -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" -"Console entering lock state!" -"to unlock drink verification can" -last can -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick -pour the last half out the window -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE -the mountain dew ad plays -i have to dance for it -feeling so sick -makes me sing along -dancing and singing -"mountain dew is for me and you" -throw up on my self -throw up on my tv and entertainment system -router shorts -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

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File: 1387233232310.jpg-(5 KB, 250x250, doge 1 jpg) GI Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:33 52 UTC-5 No.521733645 □ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:08 UTC-5 No.521733689 File: 1387233248469 ipg-(1 KB, 125x125, doge 2 jpg) GI □ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:21 UTC-5 No.521733734 uhh Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:29 UTC-5 No.521733749 no Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:41 UTC-5 No.521733780 Replies: 22521733894 File: 1387233281051 jpg-(2 KB, 125x125, doge 3 .jpg) e Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:36:03 UTC-5 No.521734026 S--- doge, you done woofed >>□ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:37:10 UTC-5 No.521734186 File: 1387233430900 gf(87 KB, 477x597, 1249290 131006.gif) GI I AM DISAPPOINT
File: 1387233232310.jpg-(5 KB, 250x250, doge 1 jpg) GI Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:33 52 UTC-5 No.521733645 □ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:08 UTC-5 No.521733689 File: 1387233248469 ipg-(1 KB, 125x125, doge 2 jpg) GI □ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:21 UTC-5 No.521733734 uhh Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:29 UTC-5 No.521733749 no Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:34:41 UTC-5 No.521733780 Replies: 22521733894 File: 1387233281051 jpg-(2 KB, 125x125, doge 3 .jpg) e Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:36:03 UTC-5 No.521734026 S--- doge, you done woofed >>□ Anonymous 12/16/13(Mon)17:37:10 UTC-5 No.521734186 File: 1387233430900 gf(87 KB, 477x597, 1249290 131006.gif) GI I AM DISAPPOINT

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File: 1330302528 ipg-(33 KB, 640x360, hospital bed.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 7EoXD0XT) 02/26/12(Sun)19:28:48 No.383649568 As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia So upon entering the OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls contract from the cold, only to be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis... I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said dont worry about that, we wont look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato Withn seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process of what was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transfer the K-O juice, and I would be knocked out in a couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from 100 I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesial!" A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror Turns out what I really yelled was dont need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into two totally different directions Needless to say. lost the bet When I woke up. I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hear them saying, "Pink Floyd has come to" didnt get the reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told me what I had done >> □ Anonymous (ID: AX/Y9AQ) 02/26/12(Sun)19:30:38 No.383649879 That was an epic story. Bro Anonymous (ID: c912m+Bf) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:26 No.383650023 That was f------ funny as f--- op Anonymous (ID: UvxoUiSN) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:39 No.383650065 "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!" lold Anonymous (ID: RJr3leM4) 02/26/12 (Sun)19:33:02 No.383650307 Here is 10 internets for you op
File: 1330302528 ipg-(33 KB, 640x360, hospital bed.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 7EoXD0XT) 02/26/12(Sun)19:28:48 No.383649568 As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia So upon entering the OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls contract from the cold, only to be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis... I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said dont worry about that, we wont look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato Withn seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process of what was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transfer the K-O juice, and I would be knocked out in a couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from 100 I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesial!" A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror Turns out what I really yelled was dont need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into two totally different directions Needless to say. lost the bet When I woke up. I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hear them saying, "Pink Floyd has come to" didnt get the reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told me what I had done >> □ Anonymous (ID: AX/Y9AQ) 02/26/12(Sun)19:30:38 No.383649879 That was an epic story. Bro Anonymous (ID: c912m+Bf) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:26 No.383650023 That was f------ funny as f--- op Anonymous (ID: UvxoUiSN) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:39 No.383650065 "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!" lold Anonymous (ID: RJr3leM4) 02/26/12 (Sun)19:33:02 No.383650307 Here is 10 internets for you op

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Different Types of Knights

YOU GET TO BE A BAD ASS KNIGHT, SON! WHICHIN' YOU WANT? YO DOUSED WATER KNIGHT +You're honorable n s--- +You have healing powers +You can shoot fine ·You hardcore You get all the p---- Paladins yo bitch +Get in all da clubs Wet t-shirt contests Always got drinks +Bitches be all over f----- charismatie d--- Anybody f--- wit you +Can wear lift yo bitch but not a bitch Max suag armor +Your sword is like, F---, you the niggest TWIN SWORD KNIGHT GOLD KNIGHT + You grow dat dank s--- 428 erryday wid da red knight + smoke enough to see da future TWO F----- SWORDS +n----- know you got the green blind a n---- wit yo golden sword love dose three tingsi money, -n----- always be expectin you to pay fo s--- la. n----. it's BOTH +bitches be all over your two sword style shields ain't actually for p------ + aluays lookin' te get dat gonna wish you had -You better have soame for a halberd knigsa be lookin' fo yo stash, keep cool nayn, keep WHITE KNIGHT + U only like dat hard s--- namsayin AXE KNIGHT SPEAR KNIGHT the f--- is this y ass green knight aint got s--- -gettin into and losin fights all the time steppin into other n----- -f--- son, you be the bitches bitch +s--- son you be stylin wit dat ax0 +swingin dat heavy axe make you swole -man why you gotta be perpetuatin the 2 pufts and aint nobahdy gonna f-- tchop down trees, doors, and n----- alike-disrespectful -n----- be makin axe puns and axin if dey -shameful can AXE you a question -get it, axe you a question bland as f--- armor, get some style n---- puffs an red knight best watch his bak cuz u krazy n---- long reach always gotta be findin dat next fix dat p---- ass eracka knight be all yo where mah teef at aint gonna ride yo you know she d--- fo dis, right n----? get real Anonymous ton1/12DAer023 42 N·20954542 Repler n2OGASZ2ttaessaz ·You can mak. ice carne cut afeverywhete Btches ove your pala tişga d--- You will hear f----- s----- ice puns Bitches can handle your cold d--- g KB, 230255, erf knte png Rack hard abs made of f-----' ocks, dawg -Rack hard dck made of f-----' rocks, sheat When yo get yo rocks of, yo f-----' shoat rocks Igets dem hoes dead 3x NBA MVP 2x NBA All-Star MVP S--- n---- you done tuclked "N----- alway"ying to c ch you ridn' dity File: 1349350453853 nE-(6 KB, 219 235, purp png) PURPLE (DRANK) KNGHT a dirty-888 hoe what aint +You are smooth, socatie gentleman wfe other fine people hke to be around +You have access to an insnite supply of grage-flavored sweet drinks wwomen enjny the taste of your gentais and are drewn to it +Gertismen you associate with wil deland you Io the death you are introuble Your skin sticks to upholstery and picks sp dog hair ye gots tha germ. son □ Anonymous 100212 Tue 0009 № 2096492 Reples "amass uma讼"reel uress2ux est요 □ Ano y no s 1002 12 Tue100 24 № 20958079 eoles 므2099525a e KB, 230 26s, erf krite.prg) +Everythin' you drink tastes purple, fuckl +N---- you can drink tamato juice an s---, stil tastes purple You leok fne in purple, to0 +Here's the deal n---- Now we can do this the easy way We ganna have us a ramartic evenin □ Anonymous 10mr12(Tue)01 04 Na 20955467 Replec tmasssnmassaaz ttaesssattaess㏁ +Damn n---- you steung +Shank n----- so had thay mamas feal it, naean? "Dem rods done sometn. to yo wang, bk sheeen GHETTO ·You got a some kids polearm like a halberd ora eFuck a n---- up six dfecent wiys with this Hald up n----, you be tryin' bo compensae 1 + Yo gots magic powers bitch + Only got to be like ZAP M----------- +Get yo own fly ass ow ·Shiiiiet n---- u metal as Tuck No pain wit no Cant fight, p---- bitch Yal readin too much n---- Sheeeeeit this ain't Hary Potter tYou can snipe kniggas and take dat coinage +Gat damn iron-hard dildo n----, you like Robin in t ou ain't actually gonna Robin anything yo you □ Anonymous 100m2(Tue)01:51 № 2095e845 KB, 217 247,barbananknigga pna white knight in Canpelton tdis knigga can git al mad bes File 134915567笾ing(10 kB, 230x266. dmid krigger png) like dum for a knigga momsayan? +Youre one wit nature and sht Fla: 1349157 112348 p-(13 KB, 230 265, roguaknigga jpa) +Talk te matha fuckan animals. You see a bear Know where to ind the best herb nawhatimsayin Dumbass n---- get a s cant wear no Hing woaden sword smetha fucke +Shankim regges ist d nght, they cant see Naw man you did NOT just take mah food stamps Emybody's han on yo thevin' skils +you make it rain, fo realz Flingin fre like it going outta style you wearin yo grarpspys nightclothes, wnt gonna □ Anonymous 10 02/12(Tue)01 52 No 20965066 Reples taassan pratect yau gainst s--- +Dat Hthief knight mad since ye stole his btchers aint go no hoad fo frontin side till you die knig9
YOU GET TO BE A BAD ASS KNIGHT, SON! WHICHIN' YOU WANT? YO DOUSED WATER KNIGHT +You're honorable n s--- +You have healing powers +You can shoot fine ·You hardcore You get all the p---- Paladins yo bitch +Get in all da clubs Wet t-shirt contests Always got drinks +Bitches be all over f----- charismatie d--- Anybody f--- wit you +Can wear lift yo bitch but not a bitch Max suag armor +Your sword is like, F---, you the niggest TWIN SWORD KNIGHT GOLD KNIGHT + You grow dat dank s--- 428 erryday wid da red knight + smoke enough to see da future TWO F----- SWORDS +n----- know you got the green blind a n---- wit yo golden sword love dose three tingsi money, -n----- always be expectin you to pay fo s--- la. n----. it's BOTH +bitches be all over your two sword style shields ain't actually for p------ + aluays lookin' te get dat gonna wish you had -You better have soame for a halberd knigsa be lookin' fo yo stash, keep cool nayn, keep WHITE KNIGHT + U only like dat hard s--- namsayin AXE KNIGHT SPEAR KNIGHT the f--- is this y ass green knight aint got s--- -gettin into and losin fights all the time steppin into other n----- -f--- son, you be the bitches bitch +s--- son you be stylin wit dat ax0 +swingin dat heavy axe make you swole -man why you gotta be perpetuatin the 2 pufts and aint nobahdy gonna f-- tchop down trees, doors, and n----- alike-disrespectful -n----- be makin axe puns and axin if dey -shameful can AXE you a question -get it, axe you a question bland as f--- armor, get some style n---- puffs an red knight best watch his bak cuz u krazy n---- long reach always gotta be findin dat next fix dat p---- ass eracka knight be all yo where mah teef at aint gonna ride yo you know she d--- fo dis, right n----? get real Anonymous ton1/12DAer023 42 N·20954542 Repler n2OGASZ2ttaessaz ·You can mak. ice carne cut afeverywhete Btches ove your pala tişga d--- You will hear f----- s----- ice puns Bitches can handle your cold d--- g KB, 230255, erf knte png Rack hard abs made of f-----' ocks, dawg -Rack hard dck made of f-----' rocks, sheat When yo get yo rocks of, yo f-----' shoat rocks Igets dem hoes dead 3x NBA MVP 2x NBA All-Star MVP S--- n---- you done tuclked "N----- alway"ying to c ch you ridn' dity File: 1349350453853 nE-(6 KB, 219 235, purp png) PURPLE (DRANK) KNGHT a dirty-888 hoe what aint +You are smooth, socatie gentleman wfe other fine people hke to be around +You have access to an insnite supply of grage-flavored sweet drinks wwomen enjny the taste of your gentais and are drewn to it +Gertismen you associate with wil deland you Io the death you are introuble Your skin sticks to upholstery and picks sp dog hair ye gots tha germ. son □ Anonymous 100212 Tue 0009 № 2096492 Reples "amass uma讼"reel uress2ux est요 □ Ano y no s 1002 12 Tue100 24 № 20958079 eoles 므2099525a e KB, 230 26s, erf krite.prg) +Everythin' you drink tastes purple, fuckl +N---- you can drink tamato juice an s---, stil tastes purple You leok fne in purple, to0 +Here's the deal n---- Now we can do this the easy way We ganna have us a ramartic evenin □ Anonymous 10mr12(Tue)01 04 Na 20955467 Replec tmasssnmassaaz ttaesssattaess㏁ +Damn n---- you steung +Shank n----- so had thay mamas feal it, naean? "Dem rods done sometn. to yo wang, bk sheeen GHETTO ·You got a some kids polearm like a halberd ora eFuck a n---- up six dfecent wiys with this Hald up n----, you be tryin' bo compensae 1 + Yo gots magic powers bitch + Only got to be like ZAP M----------- +Get yo own fly ass ow ·Shiiiiet n---- u metal as Tuck No pain wit no Cant fight, p---- bitch Yal readin too much n---- Sheeeeeit this ain't Hary Potter tYou can snipe kniggas and take dat coinage +Gat damn iron-hard dildo n----, you like Robin in t ou ain't actually gonna Robin anything yo you □ Anonymous 100m2(Tue)01:51 № 2095e845 KB, 217 247,barbananknigga pna white knight in Canpelton tdis knigga can git al mad bes File 134915567笾ing(10 kB, 230x266. dmid krigger png) like dum for a knigga momsayan? +Youre one wit nature and sht Fla: 1349157 112348 p-(13 KB, 230 265, roguaknigga jpa) +Talk te matha fuckan animals. You see a bear Know where to ind the best herb nawhatimsayin Dumbass n---- get a s cant wear no Hing woaden sword smetha fucke +Shankim regges ist d nght, they cant see Naw man you did NOT just take mah food stamps Emybody's han on yo thevin' skils +you make it rain, fo realz Flingin fre like it going outta style you wearin yo grarpspys nightclothes, wnt gonna □ Anonymous 10 02/12(Tue)01 52 No 20965066 Reples taassan pratect yau gainst s--- +Dat Hthief knight mad since ye stole his btchers aint go no hoad fo frontin side till you die knig9

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