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![□ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521 945124 Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senio :A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >Sure, anything. >He asks me how to legally change his name Autism Intensifies] >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say l blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >Lee. Like, Bruce Lee. Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse s about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...? >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/664/311/8e5.jpg "Wait for it")
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![File (16 KB, 234x300, John-Redcorn-234x300[1].jpg) □ Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:53 UTC-8 No.222827983 Does anyone play this game anymore? I heard John Redcorn's massage just got buffed, thinking about re-subscribing Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:57 UTC-8 No.222828390 File (76 KB, 540x720, King-of-the-hill-mike-jud(...).jpg) >play hank for years >doing really well, propane business is good >game goes freemium, devs sell propane on cash market >Hank players now obsolete f--- this game Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)10:58 UTC-8 No.222828512 Replies: >-222829289>>222830932--222831226>>222831 4622-222835607 File: 1387133919154.gif-(499 KB, 340x255, tumblr_lkfgs4fhu41qj43juo(.).gif) >no pocket sand nerfs in sight Feels good to be master race Anonymous 12/15/13(Sun)11:00 UTC-8 No.222828648 Replies: 222829212 222829236222831020 Coffee Dad IMARA/v0bvl 12/15/13(Sun)11:02 UTC-8 No.222828967 File: 1387134173245.jpg-(31 KB, 620x595, 1385572168648.jpg) >"Dad, if you were a woman then you and Mom would be lesbians." R Why the f--- are you guys still playing this since Bioware got involved?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/661/870/083.png "083.png")
![| l Boco Is Y 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.35619628 Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No. 3561 9707 File: 1333772159 png-(226 KB, 512x288, Don Rickles Roastmaster.png) Ah Iron man. Tony Stark. What can I say about the man to my left. He's a great man, a hero, and a friend. He also is a bigger drunk than Dean Martin, but- Hey it's a joke buddyl! Don't want you throwing me into one Last time I checked, thats what Lisa Boco lsCZ24qYEKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 20 No 3561 9795 y s---, by the time it was over I hensveo myself I was after all these years, how come we dont know who Batman is got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around at night fightin dudes Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.3561 9814E File: 1333772470 ipg-(50 KB, 480x360, ron-white jpg) S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx There were years when Tony was a beer and tequila guy, then he got real fat, guy couldn't even fly. And then he found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then he got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23:00 No. 35617920 naw man, I seen him once, he can fly and s---, black guys cant fly, there is also only one black guy in gotham. But then again, there's Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 03 No. 356 17977 File: 1333767793 ipg-(13 KB, 336x247, implying Mr. Potato head jpg) Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:33 No 35620088曰 With all this talk about Mutants and normies and hate-it's idiotic! All this bigotry. I tell you gang: we need the Mutants-For what? >And what's with these goddamned superhero names? Thisman, thatman, fatman, scatman-what the f---, man? Is there some unwritten rule that your name has to include a gender identity? Super-MAN. Bat- MAN. Wonder-woMAN. We got men, we got women, we got bays and lads, we got girls and ladies.... So I got to thinking. Maybe it's the costumes. Those faggy little spandex and tights costumes >Maybe-now follow me on this one-maybe the names are the only way to maintain their image. "Why, yes, George, I do wear tights. But I'm a man. A man's man. It's right there in the name, so it must be true!" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23 06 No 356 180628 cert And the women? I honestly cant make up my mind if it's because they run around beating the s--- out of people, or because the men have twisted the costume stereotype so bad they have to remind people women still dress like that, too Ya know it's hard bein a brutha in Gotham. Il be damned if I wasn't gettin robbed the other day Saw Batman drivin down the road in the Batmobile >Now, don't get me wrong, I know there are other names.I know this. We know this. But-and let's face it, we've all thought about it. We've all thought-we've all thought-b-------! You've thought about it and you know it. Even these other names. There's just something.. wrong about them, you know? Something sexual. me This n---- looked dead in my face, locked his doors and sped the f--- off Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No 356 18322 l see on. Oh t get no The other day I was walkin down > "Martian Manhunter." Wasn't he on Queer as Folk the other day? >And then there's Robin. "Robin?" you ask. "What's wrong with Robin?" What's wrong with Robin? Here's what you know what else they call him? "The boy wonder So here at me full force tums away >Sure makes you He says 'We dont eat other dead. No I Boco IsC224qYSKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 33 No 35620098 File: 1333773191ig-(9 KB, 259x194, imagesCAYXN1X3 jpg) Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:24 No 35618464 Aaaaaaaaaal, can I read your Yknow me and Batman have a lot in common. | The People 04/07/12(Sat01 14 No.356211568 Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23: 39 No. 356 18865 So I was having a conversation with Stan Lee -very lucky man he is to not only outlive HIS mother but thousands of other Jewish mothers. Not even a reboot could get rid of my mother. She lives the way Uncle Ben dies: through guilt. But Stan Lee is telling me about the Scarlet Wich, daughter of Magneto, and how she has the ability to alter reality and Im thinking, great another meal I have to listen about e jpg) me up the other no joke How you gonna just go around tellin everyone I Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:51 No 35622013回 "N---- how you gonna just go around tellin "You know what really pisses me off? MUTANTS. They can never do anything with a normal power. No, it's got to be some super-special mutant crap. Tt's not a superpower, it's a gene! I'm SPESHULr Dont believe me? Look at that one guy... Cyclops. 'Oh, I don't use a laaaser, I use Kinetic. Energy. 'Kinetic energy? Kinetic F------ energy? Punches... .from the goddamn punch dimension? Are you s------- me? haven't heard that much b------- since the f------ magic bullet theory Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.356 18949 File: 1333770202 jpg-127 KB, 406x338, Carlos3.jpg) after all these years, how come we don't know who Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:19 No. 35622603 File: 1333779576 png-(313 KB, 559x375, asdfg.png) got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around Let's put 20 seconds on the clock for this weeks breakdown. at night fightin dudes Okay clearly at some point this kid should have ducked. S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx gonna do?" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 50 No. 35619119 Is B, 640x480, 393 jpg) Clowns aren't funny. No kid has ever liked clowns ever They all look scary as hell and smell like whiskey and crushed dreams. If you stumble upon a clown outside of the circus and don't f------ run for your life. You deserve to get beaten with a crow bar All I have to say is, thanks to the camera man for recording this Carnival camage, instead of lending a hand to a little kid in need and for that we thank you. Well be right back with more Batman the Animated Series l see Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No 35619184 File: 1333770775 i9-(6 KB, 424x306, mitch hedberg jpg) ! Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02 38 No 35622905曰 File: 13337R0T32 jpg-(65 KB, 480x360, katt williams_pimpin.jpg) RISE the other day And I said I just did a show in New York city tha otha day. I met Thor too. I dont know why I thought this n---- was twenny feet tall, this n---- is three inches talla than me. He really talk like that too. □ Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No 35619228 File: 1333770876.ipg-(32 KB, 425x323, 6a00e55364449d8834014e88d60440 .jpg) And super heroes.. .PLEASE! Stop puttin yo mutha f----- side kicks in thongs. That is just entertainment fa n----- You got these grown ass men runnin through the city with these little ass kids, jumpin motha fuckas outta nowhere It's 10.30 PM. Do Batman's parents know where Back when I was a baby this s---'d be damn near criminal Now these motha fuckas getting keys to the city and medals and s--- STOP ENCOURAGING THIS S--- WHITE PEOPLE! k l y t u s 04/06/12(Fri)23:55 No. 35619254 Θ A Skrull stands up in congress and says 1 GOT A REALLY BAD IDEAr and the Kree stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT S------- No, ok, check this out. So I was out last night, yanno, scoping some chicks. Out for chiicks.. huh huh. Here I am. Where are you chicks? Chicks man. Ok so im bummin cuz there's no chicks. There are NO CHICKS. Zero chicks are to be had here, my friend. The chick amount is less than one. That's how many chicks there were not. But, no, get this. Listen to the journey I am about to take you on, my friends. Listen to the tale of Dane. The saga, if you will. So im on my way home chickless playing Angry Birds or some s---... huh huh... and out of no where this dude. THIS F------ DUDE. jumps out at me. And I kid you not, he's was fuckign scary. I froze. I locked up. Normally im all Bruce Lee kung fu but no thank you sir tonight. There was no kung fu to be had. Huh huh huh no sir So we're just standing there, right? Just me and him. Mano eeee mano. Noooo one else around huh huh. So I say to him, I say, uhhh can I help you? And do you know what he says? Well, Ill tell you. This is one hundred percent f------ true. He looks me dead in the eyes for like, a million years. Like, time froze. He looks at me and says. am the night. And he Im not proud to admit this, but I will share a secret with you folks here today. I s--- my pants. s 04/07/12(Sat)00 11 No 356 19605 File: 1333771885 i00-(12 KB, 220x269, 220px-Louis_CK_Kuwait cropl1].jpg) I've got a serious problem with Wonder Woman. Before you say something, no, it's not that she's a woman. That's a different problem I have, and it's that she's not f------ me No, my main problem is that her whole thing is that she ties people up with a rope. Why is that good for her to do? If Superman flew around with a rope threatening people, theyd call Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No. 3561 9626e File: 133377 193012914 KB. 170x253 Bob Hope Jpg) So I ran into Captain America the other day at a USO show. I said to him, "Cap ypu haven't changed a bit." He said, Neither have you; you're still doing the same bits from 1942." It's wild I tell ya, wild.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/446/398/dab.jpg "dab.jpg")
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