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4chan - I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia

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File: 1330302528 ipg-(33 KB, 640x360, hospital bed.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 7EoXD0XT) 02/26/12(Sun)19:28:48 No.383649568 As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia So upon entering the OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls contract from the cold, only to be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis... I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said dont worry about that, we wont look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato Withn seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process of what was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transfer the K-O juice, and I would be knocked out in a couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from 100 I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesial!" A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror Turns out what I really yelled was dont need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into two totally different directions Needless to say. lost the bet When I woke up. I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hear them saying, "Pink Floyd has come to" didnt get the reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told me what I had done >> □ Anonymous (ID: AX/Y9AQ) 02/26/12(Sun)19:30:38 No.383649879 That was an epic story. Bro Anonymous (ID: c912m+Bf) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:26 No.383650023 That was f------ funny as f--- op Anonymous (ID: UvxoUiSN) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:39 No.383650065 "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!" lold Anonymous (ID: RJr3leM4) 02/26/12 (Sun)19:33:02 No.383650307 Here is 10 internets for you op

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