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File: 13804 4Z iog-(330 KB, 2304x1728, DSCN3160_1.jpg) Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:30:53 No.508494551 Replies: >508494708 508494906 508495078 508495129508495169508496471 so /b/ Ive been collecting my pubes every time Ive shaved for the last several years and now I have a pretty big bunch of hair. wat do? pic related Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:31:55 No.508494687 Replies: 508494934 if you are bald, glue it to your head Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:32:06 No.508494708 5084945 c-- on it Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:14 No.508494859 Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:20 No.508494873 Replies: >2508495302 Show it to your mother, post reaction Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:28 No.508494906 5084945 anything else Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:43 No.508494934 Replies: 508495752 5084946 t next to ink and wait for someone to try and wash dishes with i
File: 13804 4Z iog-(330 KB, 2304x1728, DSCN3160_1.jpg) Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:30:53 No.508494551 Replies: >508494708 508494906 508495078 508495129508495169508496471 so /b/ Ive been collecting my pubes every time Ive shaved for the last several years and now I have a pretty big bunch of hair. wat do? pic related Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:31:55 No.508494687 Replies: 508494934 if you are bald, glue it to your head Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:32:06 No.508494708 5084945 c-- on it Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:14 No.508494859 Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:20 No.508494873 Replies: >2508495302 Show it to your mother, post reaction Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:28 No.508494906 5084945 anything else Anonymous 09/29/13(Sun)15:33:43 No.508494934 Replies: 508495752 5084946 t next to ink and wait for someone to try and wash dishes with i

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□ Anonymous 12/22/11 (Thu) 16:00 No.17302652 Ive been that guy before >Close friend tries to run a 3.5 game with a few guys that he knows, he's new to DMing >Tells us to roll characters beforehand, we're going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics >Arrive on game day to see that the rest of the party, four other guys, have all built angsty animu characters that are "ZOMG SO EVIL >All are doing the "I'm in a war on two fronts. The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of myself" evil characters >One is a furry that tries to turn everything sexual >l brought Jamhorn Glittergold, gnome sorcerer >fabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible >Elton John in gnome form □ Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No.17302658 File 1324587656 ipg-(18 KB, 385x383, 1293410320121.jpg) 17302652 >Through high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face Constantly interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags of glitter and strategically placed magic missiles and flares DM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story to put themselves in the spotlight as "ZOMG SO GRIM AND EVIL" >Jamhorn puts it right back on track again every time they do DM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campagain >Jamhorn steps into action >Work for a long time out of sight of the party to gather everything I need to achieve lichdom >Jamhorn is and has always been Lawful Evil >Put a plan in motion to kill off the party in ways that can never be traced back to me, needing the money they have. >Still gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses In the end, it's just me and the furry, having killed the dragon BBEG that was just trying to protect it's young >Standing in front of a mountain of gold >He begins into long monologue about how much angst he's feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon >Walk over to him >Tap him on the shoulder >Throw glitter in his eyes >Disintegrate his ass >Begin the final stages of my transformation into a lich >Table is silent >MFW
□ Anonymous 12/22/11 (Thu) 16:00 No.17302652 Ive been that guy before >Close friend tries to run a 3.5 game with a few guys that he knows, he's new to DMing >Tells us to roll characters beforehand, we're going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics >Arrive on game day to see that the rest of the party, four other guys, have all built angsty animu characters that are "ZOMG SO EVIL >All are doing the "I'm in a war on two fronts. The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of myself" evil characters >One is a furry that tries to turn everything sexual >l brought Jamhorn Glittergold, gnome sorcerer >fabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible >Elton John in gnome form □ Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No.17302658 File 1324587656 ipg-(18 KB, 385x383, 1293410320121.jpg) 17302652 >Through high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face Constantly interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags of glitter and strategically placed magic missiles and flares DM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story to put themselves in the spotlight as "ZOMG SO GRIM AND EVIL" >Jamhorn puts it right back on track again every time they do DM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campagain >Jamhorn steps into action >Work for a long time out of sight of the party to gather everything I need to achieve lichdom >Jamhorn is and has always been Lawful Evil >Put a plan in motion to kill off the party in ways that can never be traced back to me, needing the money they have. >Still gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses In the end, it's just me and the furry, having killed the dragon BBEG that was just trying to protect it's young >Standing in front of a mountain of gold >He begins into long monologue about how much angst he's feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon >Walk over to him >Tap him on the shoulder >Throw glitter in his eyes >Disintegrate his ass >Begin the final stages of my transformation into a lich >Table is silent >MFW

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Anonymous 09/27/11 (Tue)19:17 No. 164458960 File 1317165443.jpg-(111 KB, 450x567, Clifford.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/27/11 (Tue)19:19 No. 16445920 2216445896 >dem legs see these wide bulbous hips? God dammit. they're there to mirror the fashion of the trunk-hose worn by gentlemen at the time it was made. First it was women Then it was women in uniform Then it was women in armor And here I am, jerking it to armor alone. but guess what? Again, it's made to work as practical armour first, and decorative second. What the f--- happened Never Change /tg/, we love you just the way you are.
Anonymous 09/27/11 (Tue)19:17 No. 164458960 File 1317165443.jpg-(111 KB, 450x567, Clifford.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/27/11 (Tue)19:19 No. 16445920 2216445896 >dem legs see these wide bulbous hips? God dammit. they're there to mirror the fashion of the trunk-hose worn by gentlemen at the time it was made. First it was women Then it was women in uniform Then it was women in armor And here I am, jerking it to armor alone. but guess what? Again, it's made to work as practical armour first, and decorative second. What the f--- happened Never Change /tg/, we love you just the way you are.

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Anonymous 12/10/12/(Mon)03:08:14 UTC No.21971040 O Replies: 2221 97115222219711622221971177 2221971244 join new game along with a few other people make wizard THAT GUY makes warrior end up saving elf quest giver chick from bandits, using up most of my spells doing so THAT GUY says he plans to r--- her DM about to toss him fast as i can i scribble out note to DM saying "hold on, i have a plan DM agrees to hold THAT GUY starts detailing passing notes to the DM the entire time whole group starting to look p----- "i take out my d--- and..." "how?" "what?" "you're in full plate, doesn't really allow for lots of movement" "oh right. i take off my armor and..." "i wish to roll for initiative" win thanks to DM giving that guy a penalty for being mid way through a strip two hand crossbow bolts to his back, followed by a throwing knife and a magic missle, staying out of reach the whole time he dies, flips his s---, and gets kicked from the group help elf maiden up "i'm sorry for my hesitation in coming to your aid, but since i was low on magic had i acted while he was still wearing his armor i'd have likely done nothing but get myself killed. if it is any sort of compensation you may keep his equipment and horse. i doubt the armor will fit you, but you should be able to trade it for one that will" paladin walks up to me ha off for a couple minutes nds me the badge to his order become honorary paladin
Anonymous 12/10/12/(Mon)03:08:14 UTC No.21971040 O Replies: 2221 97115222219711622221971177 2221971244 join new game along with a few other people make wizard THAT GUY makes warrior end up saving elf quest giver chick from bandits, using up most of my spells doing so THAT GUY says he plans to r--- her DM about to toss him fast as i can i scribble out note to DM saying "hold on, i have a plan DM agrees to hold THAT GUY starts detailing passing notes to the DM the entire time whole group starting to look p----- "i take out my d--- and..." "how?" "what?" "you're in full plate, doesn't really allow for lots of movement" "oh right. i take off my armor and..." "i wish to roll for initiative" win thanks to DM giving that guy a penalty for being mid way through a strip two hand crossbow bolts to his back, followed by a throwing knife and a magic missle, staying out of reach the whole time he dies, flips his s---, and gets kicked from the group help elf maiden up "i'm sorry for my hesitation in coming to your aid, but since i was low on magic had i acted while he was still wearing his armor i'd have likely done nothing but get myself killed. if it is any sort of compensation you may keep his equipment and horse. i doubt the armor will fit you, but you should be able to trade it for one that will" paladin walks up to me ha off for a couple minutes nds me the badge to his order become honorary paladin

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E File: 1350276923487.ipg-(29 KB, 342x445, pygmalion2.jpg) Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:55 No.21131742 [Reply Replies:221132312 >Pygmalion was a sculptor who fell in love with a statue he had carved Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:57 No.21131772 File: 1350277064480.ipa-(665 KB, 655x2000, 1286089104854.jpg) And that was the only non-gay non-r--- non-b--------- relationship in the entirety of Greek Mythology The End! □ Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:59 No.21131801 >T'm surrounded by w----- and prostitutes! >"1 know! I'll make my own perfect woman! She'll be mine alone and we'll share unconditional love! Pygmalion was the first to have a waifu.
E File: 1350276923487.ipg-(29 KB, 342x445, pygmalion2.jpg) Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:55 No.21131742 [Reply Replies:221132312 >Pygmalion was a sculptor who fell in love with a statue he had carved Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:57 No.21131772 File: 1350277064480.ipa-(665 KB, 655x2000, 1286089104854.jpg) And that was the only non-gay non-r--- non-b--------- relationship in the entirety of Greek Mythology The End! □ Anonymous 10/15/12(Mon)00:59 No.21131801 >T'm surrounded by w----- and prostitutes! >"1 know! I'll make my own perfect woman! She'll be mine alone and we'll share unconditional love! Pygmalion was the first to have a waifu.

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File: 1363062393793 ipg-(20 KB, 310x386, IHOP story.jpg) Anonymous (ID: o4CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:26:33 No.464541509 in my college town g school things Works at IHOP Because college town, pancake joint be Swinging A grou > Three are nice and tip well p of 4 guys comes in every night One a------ > A------ always gets 6 pancak > After 2 months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg > A------'s magnitude far outweighs his friends' likeability > Slowly developing cancer from a------ radiation > He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet >probs bordering tard status >Huge muskills though > instead of going for direct confrontation i make a decision > Im going to slowly and methodically f--- his mind > Every night, one pancake gets more penor-like in nature > Maybe 4-6 degrees on the floppy johnson a day > realslowlike.gif > Because i introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile >I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockcake down >It begins to be the centerpiece of my day > He finally notices after it is straight up a big honkin' d--- > Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry) > Feel a storm brewin □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:43:53 No.464545508 > I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening > He looks me dead in the face and asks me > "Hey<.. (deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a..no...n what is this s---?" > I don't know > "You better start talking or I'll talk to your manager" > Manager...let us refer to him as C > C is my best friend > Dastardlyplot.jpg > "T'll go get him for you, f-----, sin > Sneak in f----- cause im feeling extra alpha > He notices, not happy > Approach C and explain everything. He roflmaowtfbbqs all of it, every detail > He is in on the conspiracy now > Props to C for his improv work > He sne > Paraphrasing: Sir, we don't just d--- around back here > My employees aren't messing with your junk aks in about 9 penis related puns into his talk with a------ t might just be a coincidence > You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake >Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles > Im DYING in the kitchen e scowls, pays walks out. > getlawyered.jpg > no way this m----------- will come back tomorrow > Just in case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it > Dumb f----- comes back > sitting in different zone to not deal with me > doesnt matter > This was our night to bring so many fallic references in culinary formm > An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation >we were armed and ready □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)01:00:17 No.464549087 > Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault > This was the All Hallow's Eve of c--- > All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen > Chuck, D---, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bussboy? Dong > All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge > We plan the assault in waves se ins > First waiter comes, nametag Johnson > Takes orders, waves bulge in A------'s face > mother. f------. pancakes > fool.jpg IC > brings drinks, spills A------'s on himself in the c--- region > Furiously cleans it 2 feet from A------'s face > Uproar in the kitchen > All of our sides other tables get s----- service and tips will be slim tonight > two more waves pass > Silence in the kitchen > He comes into the kitchen > TROLLINTHEDUNGEON.gif > we skitter > C takes over and calms him down > should have been a counselor > Final wave commence > he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that > He looks p----- as f--- > I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks. No disputing > Bacon pubes, c > My nametag for this evening? whipped cream j--- He rages and punches me cold > Wake up in the hospital around my bed ause oyees are > Broken no > Never see him again > we are known henceforth as IHOC > International House of C--- se but oh so worth it
File: 1363062393793 ipg-(20 KB, 310x386, IHOP story.jpg) Anonymous (ID: o4CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:26:33 No.464541509 in my college town g school things Works at IHOP Because college town, pancake joint be Swinging A grou > Three are nice and tip well p of 4 guys comes in every night One a------ > A------ always gets 6 pancak > After 2 months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg > A------'s magnitude far outweighs his friends' likeability > Slowly developing cancer from a------ radiation > He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet >probs bordering tard status >Huge muskills though > instead of going for direct confrontation i make a decision > Im going to slowly and methodically f--- his mind > Every night, one pancake gets more penor-like in nature > Maybe 4-6 degrees on the floppy johnson a day > realslowlike.gif > Because i introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile >I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockcake down >It begins to be the centerpiece of my day > He finally notices after it is straight up a big honkin' d--- > Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry) > Feel a storm brewin □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:43:53 No.464545508 > I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening > He looks me dead in the face and asks me > "Hey<.. (deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a..no...n what is this s---?" > I don't know > "You better start talking or I'll talk to your manager" > Manager...let us refer to him as C > C is my best friend > Dastardlyplot.jpg > "T'll go get him for you, f-----, sin > Sneak in f----- cause im feeling extra alpha > He notices, not happy > Approach C and explain everything. He roflmaowtfbbqs all of it, every detail > He is in on the conspiracy now > Props to C for his improv work > He sne > Paraphrasing: Sir, we don't just d--- around back here > My employees aren't messing with your junk aks in about 9 penis related puns into his talk with a------ t might just be a coincidence > You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake >Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles > Im DYING in the kitchen e scowls, pays walks out. > getlawyered.jpg > no way this m----------- will come back tomorrow > Just in case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it > Dumb f----- comes back > sitting in different zone to not deal with me > doesnt matter > This was our night to bring so many fallic references in culinary formm > An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation >we were armed and ready □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)01:00:17 No.464549087 > Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault > This was the All Hallow's Eve of c--- > All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen > Chuck, D---, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bussboy? Dong > All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge > We plan the assault in waves se ins > First waiter comes, nametag Johnson > Takes orders, waves bulge in A------'s face > mother. f------. pancakes > fool.jpg IC > brings drinks, spills A------'s on himself in the c--- region > Furiously cleans it 2 feet from A------'s face > Uproar in the kitchen > All of our sides other tables get s----- service and tips will be slim tonight > two more waves pass > Silence in the kitchen > He comes into the kitchen > TROLLINTHEDUNGEON.gif > we skitter > C takes over and calms him down > should have been a counselor > Final wave commence > he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that > He looks p----- as f--- > I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks. No disputing > Bacon pubes, c > My nametag for this evening? whipped cream j--- He rages and punches me cold > Wake up in the hospital around my bed ause oyees are > Broken no > Never see him again > we are known henceforth as IHOC > International House of C--- se but oh so worth it

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□ Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)15:53 No.14186151 14186129 SO /tg/ and /d/ have collectively made megaupload slow down to a crawl and even stop for some people over a monstergirl reverse r--- p--- game I'm having trouble figuring out if this is funny as hell or really f------ sad
□ Anonymous 03/09/11(Wed)15:53 No.14186151 14186129 SO /tg/ and /d/ have collectively made megaupload slow down to a crawl and even stop for some people over a monstergirl reverse r--- p--- game I'm having trouble figuring out if this is funny as hell or really f------ sad

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File 1295756044 ipg-(24 KB, 270x383) □ Sigmund Freud !uVldcR5TSE 01/22/11(Sat)23:14 No.3349233 [Reply] So one boring day in hell I chose to check out this "Internet" thing everybody is getting all crazy about lately. Then I found you all. Must I say.. With pride.... I was right about everything. Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)23:15 No.3349237 /r/ing Sigmund hypno p---. Sigmund Freud luVldcR5T9E 01/22/11(Sat)23:17 No.3349239 3349237 If only I had a camera at the time. ..
File 1295756044 ipg-(24 KB, 270x383) □ Sigmund Freud !uVldcR5TSE 01/22/11(Sat)23:14 No.3349233 [Reply] So one boring day in hell I chose to check out this "Internet" thing everybody is getting all crazy about lately. Then I found you all. Must I say.. With pride.... I was right about everything. Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)23:15 No.3349237 /r/ing Sigmund hypno p---. Sigmund Freud luVldcR5T9E 01/22/11(Sat)23:17 No.3349239 3349237 If only I had a camera at the time. ..

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36% Board /b/-Random settings Home >standing in club >drunk girl approaches, wants me to come with her notsureifwant.jpg >she actually pays money for me to come with her amiahookernow.png 10 KB JPG takes me out to the street starts sucking off me right in the street >feelsgoodman.jpg cop comes by "you can't do that here!" grabs me by the nozzle and starts walking the vibration causes me to spill my juices on his gloved hand >he doesn't seem to really mind throws me in a trashcan >l instantly shatter >mfw I'm a vodka bottle 09/25/13(Wed)08:51:20 No.507808853 Anonymous f--- did I really fall for this s---?? Anonymous F------ 10/10 09/25/13(Wed)08:55:04 No.507809125 Anonymous 09/25/13(Wed)08:58:08 No.507809360
36% Board /b/-Random settings Home >standing in club >drunk girl approaches, wants me to come with her notsureifwant.jpg >she actually pays money for me to come with her amiahookernow.png 10 KB JPG takes me out to the street starts sucking off me right in the street >feelsgoodman.jpg cop comes by "you can't do that here!" grabs me by the nozzle and starts walking the vibration causes me to spill my juices on his gloved hand >he doesn't seem to really mind throws me in a trashcan >l instantly shatter >mfw I'm a vodka bottle 09/25/13(Wed)08:51:20 No.507808853 Anonymous f--- did I really fall for this s---?? Anonymous F------ 10/10 09/25/13(Wed)08:55:04 No.507809125 Anonymous 09/25/13(Wed)08:58:08 No.507809360

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File: 1371473862481.jpg-(558 KB, 736x1000, photo.jpg) Anonymous 06/17/13(Mon)08:57 No. 195286925 Replies:195287087 195288305 195293934195297045 >195298797195301558 >195302619 >"Good job, Mr. Mayor! We finally succeeded in making our town a utopia Our residents are happy, our economy thriving, some have even managed to find love... But what about you Mr Mayor?" 0 >"I've been so focused on making this town into the great town I knew it could be. The day I stepped off that train and was appointed Mayor, I was terrified. But, I had help. From a lot of friends, advisors,... And you." >"I was just doing my job Mr. Mayor! That's all. I care a lot about this town too!" >"But how many times I'd leave after a long night, and you were still in Town Hall working away... I'd come back in the morning and you were still there. No one cares about this town and these people more than you, Isabelle." >"I, Thank you, Mr. Mayor. I don't know what to say." > "After how much effort and care you put into this town, I think it's time someone took care of you and treated you like the beautiful person you are." > "Mr Mayor, I don't know what to-" S"I know I'm in debt to Tom Nook still, I know our jobs require us to be constantly working and putting our heart and soul into this town. But, I want to put that effort into caring for you... For loving you." "...Mayor,-" >"Please, Isabelle. Be my wife. I promise to care for you and love you like you deserve. No one is a harder worker than you, and no one brightens up my day like you. Will you marry me, Isabelle?" >"Of course Mr Mayor! Of course I'll be your wife!" Why, /vi. Why can't l be with my waifu. inb4 autism This is my first waifu.
File: 1371473862481.jpg-(558 KB, 736x1000, photo.jpg) Anonymous 06/17/13(Mon)08:57 No. 195286925 Replies:195287087 195288305 195293934195297045 >195298797195301558 >195302619 >"Good job, Mr. Mayor! We finally succeeded in making our town a utopia Our residents are happy, our economy thriving, some have even managed to find love... But what about you Mr Mayor?" 0 >"I've been so focused on making this town into the great town I knew it could be. The day I stepped off that train and was appointed Mayor, I was terrified. But, I had help. From a lot of friends, advisors,... And you." >"I was just doing my job Mr. Mayor! That's all. I care a lot about this town too!" >"But how many times I'd leave after a long night, and you were still in Town Hall working away... I'd come back in the morning and you were still there. No one cares about this town and these people more than you, Isabelle." >"I, Thank you, Mr. Mayor. I don't know what to say." > "After how much effort and care you put into this town, I think it's time someone took care of you and treated you like the beautiful person you are." > "Mr Mayor, I don't know what to-" S"I know I'm in debt to Tom Nook still, I know our jobs require us to be constantly working and putting our heart and soul into this town. But, I want to put that effort into caring for you... For loving you." "...Mayor,-" >"Please, Isabelle. Be my wife. I promise to care for you and love you like you deserve. No one is a harder worker than you, and no one brightens up my day like you. Will you marry me, Isabelle?" >"Of course Mr Mayor! Of course I'll be your wife!" Why, /vi. Why can't l be with my waifu. inb4 autism This is my first waifu.

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Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 7th, 1666 No. 004 On this very Day I hath been sitting beneath an Apple Tree, when out of a sudden, an Apple hath broken loose and falleth downe upon ye Grounde. What if, Fellow /b/tardeds, there be a Force common on all ye Earthe, pulling on every Object great and small towards its very Centre? Anonymous (ID: 0002) May 7th, 1666 No. 005 Original Teletyper, I accuse Ye of being a massive F-----. Anonymous (ID: 0007) May 8th, 1666 No. 006 >Implying You know Skite about Gravity Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 9th, 1666 No. 007 Seriously, /b/rethren. What if, by any Chance, Small or Great, there be a Force acting upon every Body, Celestial or in a minor Scale, of Masse, making them attract each other? Wherever You happen to let a small Qbject fall, it under all Gircumstances seems to fall towards the Centre of Our very Planet Anonymous (ID: 0009) May 12th, 1666 No. 008 And how will You explain to me now how it is that Moon never falls upon us? Heretics: 0 Christians: 1 Anonymous (ID: 0018) May 15th, 1666 No. 009 Lo! This, Gentlemen, is now a Gore Threade
Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 7th, 1666 No. 004 On this very Day I hath been sitting beneath an Apple Tree, when out of a sudden, an Apple hath broken loose and falleth downe upon ye Grounde. What if, Fellow /b/tardeds, there be a Force common on all ye Earthe, pulling on every Object great and small towards its very Centre? Anonymous (ID: 0002) May 7th, 1666 No. 005 Original Teletyper, I accuse Ye of being a massive F-----. Anonymous (ID: 0007) May 8th, 1666 No. 006 >Implying You know Skite about Gravity Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 9th, 1666 No. 007 Seriously, /b/rethren. What if, by any Chance, Small or Great, there be a Force acting upon every Body, Celestial or in a minor Scale, of Masse, making them attract each other? Wherever You happen to let a small Qbject fall, it under all Gircumstances seems to fall towards the Centre of Our very Planet Anonymous (ID: 0009) May 12th, 1666 No. 008 And how will You explain to me now how it is that Moon never falls upon us? Heretics: 0 Christians: 1 Anonymous (ID: 0018) May 15th, 1666 No. 009 Lo! This, Gentlemen, is now a Gore Threade

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I'm doing it AT Emergency personnel respond to the scene after two explosions went off near the finish line of the Boston Marathon on Monday April 15th, 2013 2 killed, dozens injured in Boston Marathon 06:35 PM ET bombing * Two killed in bomb blasts near finish line of Boston Marathon, Boston police say. Area hospitals say at least 69 are injured; Boston Globe reports more than 100 injured. ·Two explosions happened at about 2:50 p.m., more than two hours after the first of the race's nearly 27,000 runners had crossed the finish line.
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I'm doing it AT Emergency personnel respond to the scene after two explosions went off near the finish line of the Boston Marathon on Monday April 15th, 2013 2 killed, dozens injured in Boston Marathon 06:35 PM ET bombing * Two killed in bomb blasts near finish line of Boston Marathon, Boston police say. Area hospitals say at least 69 are injured; Boston Globe reports more than 100 injured. ·Two explosions happened at about 2:50 p.m., more than two hours after the first of the race's nearly 27,000 runners had crossed the finish line.

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File: 1379410289350 7 KB, 254x199, download.jpg) Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)19:31 UTC+10 No.210272713 be at EB games in Brisbane >midnight release for GTAV >f------ kids everywhere dragging their tired-ass parents around to buy the game for them >I'm in line for f------ ever, two little s---- in front of me wont shut up >couldn't be older than 12 but acting like theyre f------ gangsters >one little fat f--- keeps getting him mum to bring him cokes and chips >his mum is actually pretty sporty, mustve been a teen mum >two hours in the kids get bored, turn around to face me sthis game isn't for girls you know, why don't you f--- off back to your f-- house rage.avi DEAL WITH IT realise I can't punch two twelve year olds in the face so I do the adult thing >get the guy behind me to hold my place >slip out and walk away to the taunts of the kids >buy a coffee from starbucks >approach the kids mum >start up some chat, make up some b------- about being a parent as well >she's flirty, obviously bored from the two hours wait with only a view of neckbeards forming a conga line for games >start talking about how two kids in line were bullying my fake child >point out her kids >"oh my god thats my son stoke the fire, told her they were making racist comments >she walks over and pulls the kid out of the line >he starts f------ screaming no GTA V for him >before she goes we swap numbers >next day >call her and we go out for dinner >she's being really flirty and thanks me for turning her kid in, also she did some research on the game and decided it's too violent >we go back to her place little f------ asleep >she makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone on record f--- his mother into oblivion >afterwards she's asleep, I use her computer >burn the recording onto a disc >put that into an empty GTA V case l brought >slip it into the kids room return home >12 year old f---- with me, I f--- his mother and make him watch
File: 1379410289350 7 KB, 254x199, download.jpg) Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)19:31 UTC+10 No.210272713 be at EB games in Brisbane >midnight release for GTAV >f------ kids everywhere dragging their tired-ass parents around to buy the game for them >I'm in line for f------ ever, two little s---- in front of me wont shut up >couldn't be older than 12 but acting like theyre f------ gangsters >one little fat f--- keeps getting him mum to bring him cokes and chips >his mum is actually pretty sporty, mustve been a teen mum >two hours in the kids get bored, turn around to face me sthis game isn't for girls you know, why don't you f--- off back to your f-- house rage.avi DEAL WITH IT realise I can't punch two twelve year olds in the face so I do the adult thing >get the guy behind me to hold my place >slip out and walk away to the taunts of the kids >buy a coffee from starbucks >approach the kids mum >start up some chat, make up some b------- about being a parent as well >she's flirty, obviously bored from the two hours wait with only a view of neckbeards forming a conga line for games >start talking about how two kids in line were bullying my fake child >point out her kids >"oh my god thats my son stoke the fire, told her they were making racist comments >she walks over and pulls the kid out of the line >he starts f------ screaming no GTA V for him >before she goes we swap numbers >next day >call her and we go out for dinner >she's being really flirty and thanks me for turning her kid in, also she did some research on the game and decided it's too violent >we go back to her place little f------ asleep >she makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone on record f--- his mother into oblivion >afterwards she's asleep, I use her computer >burn the recording onto a disc >put that into an empty GTA V case l brought >slip it into the kids room return home >12 year old f---- with me, I f--- his mother and make him watch

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File: 1365512335944.ipg-(36 KB, 300x400, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 7gZbFI2L) 04/09/13(Tue)08:58:55 No.471426925 Replies: >0471429629竺471429769 So this is a story that happened a while ago, like 2 years, but it's kinda epic so I might as well tell you >be me, 17 y.o. and a solid 7/10 (what gf told me) still virgin, had a couple gfs but nothing serious, tried s--- like fingering/getting his atm I'm with some 8/10 really cool chick, been with her for about 5 months she's a virgin too, but with even less fooling around experience that I have one day decide to man up and ivite her at my place, no parents for the weekend of course anon pick me up at 7 blah blah suddenly out of nowhere get the best f------ idea ever jump to the movie store, pick up the movie I wanted it's clash of the titans, It just had become available on dvd atm watch it before going to pick her up, still with that idea in my head I shut down the tv but not the dvd reader, it's paused at the moment I stopped go get some beer, my dad told me I could drink some but not with my gf don't really mind, not like he's gona know gf starts to get drunk slowly >she drunkedly walks downstairs from my room, now in the living room follow her and cut the b-------, tell her I want her >mhh I want you too anon 'giggles" f--- she's so done start kissing, getting really hot eventually und up in only pants, she's in underwear feel a hand starting to my master plan can now activate turn on tv discretely, she doesnt notice since image is slow to come on volume is at max >pull my d--- out and press play on the dvd player Liam Nelson yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN at like 1000000 decibels give my gf the most massive cockslap in history >she falls down the couch and starts running fondle for my d---
File: 1365512335944.ipg-(36 KB, 300x400, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 7gZbFI2L) 04/09/13(Tue)08:58:55 No.471426925 Replies: >0471429629竺471429769 So this is a story that happened a while ago, like 2 years, but it's kinda epic so I might as well tell you >be me, 17 y.o. and a solid 7/10 (what gf told me) still virgin, had a couple gfs but nothing serious, tried s--- like fingering/getting his atm I'm with some 8/10 really cool chick, been with her for about 5 months she's a virgin too, but with even less fooling around experience that I have one day decide to man up and ivite her at my place, no parents for the weekend of course anon pick me up at 7 blah blah suddenly out of nowhere get the best f------ idea ever jump to the movie store, pick up the movie I wanted it's clash of the titans, It just had become available on dvd atm watch it before going to pick her up, still with that idea in my head I shut down the tv but not the dvd reader, it's paused at the moment I stopped go get some beer, my dad told me I could drink some but not with my gf don't really mind, not like he's gona know gf starts to get drunk slowly >she drunkedly walks downstairs from my room, now in the living room follow her and cut the b-------, tell her I want her >mhh I want you too anon 'giggles" f--- she's so done start kissing, getting really hot eventually und up in only pants, she's in underwear feel a hand starting to my master plan can now activate turn on tv discretely, she doesnt notice since image is slow to come on volume is at max >pull my d--- out and press play on the dvd player Liam Nelson yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN at like 1000000 decibels give my gf the most massive cockslap in history >she falls down the couch and starts running fondle for my d---

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