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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![- File: 1367267612419 ing-(45 KB, 500x500, herp.jpg) □ Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)1633 No 4436680 [Reply] Replies: 44369172244370502 4437732 Shrimp Beef You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching or an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger. Kid Menu Chicken Nugger 6) French Fried Sweer Potato 9 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)17:32 No.4436906 File: 1367271169722 png-(304 KB, 1040x768, wat.png) Dessert ice ( WAT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/607/221/9db.png "9db.png")
![File 1279315106 jpg-(21 KB, 400x311, i-has-a-sad.jpg) Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:18:26 No.253190542 I has a sad. Today /b/, I cried. I cried like a little bitch for the first time In years. Not because my girlfriend dumped me on my ass, or I read through a baww thread, because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved. Here's what happened. [5:00am] After an all nighter, I had to piss, so I went outside. (Toilets are for bitches anyways.) lI was feeling good pissing for the first time for hours, watering the next neighbors flowers, when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitty, (Four maybe Five months old) sitting there just chllin'. I though he might need some company. The night before It had rained so my socks were soaked with water. I spent probably 20 minutes trying to coax this cat over, with nothing but plaid sweat pants and socks on, In the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over a sit. I sat there a talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. We watched the sun crest together. I longed to keep him, cuddle with him, make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill with me while I scrolled through /b/. But I knew I couldn't, I can't have pets In my condo. Continued >> Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:19:00 No.253190733 As I stood up, knowing I had to leave for work, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking Where are we going?", I knew I couldn't take him with me, He followed me for a bit, I turned around stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. He understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldn't he come, When will he find someone to love him, and care for him. But I know what will happen. He ll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years In a cage, and then get euthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where Is he, where's that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and he's gone... Dammit /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/605/582/fcf.png "Kittens appeal to the tender side of the most ruthless people on the Internet")
![File: 150998324324.jpg (262 KB, 867x881) O Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)03:14:08 No.56900715 >>56900796 i was just expelled from university for plagiarism it's getting really bad bros... * O Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)03:21:48 No.56900791 It's your own f------ fault you dense retard Imao * O Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)03:22:20 No.56900796 ► >>56900715 (OP). story? did you blatant copy pasta? was it something more ambiguous? * O Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)04:00:52 No.56901242 ► File: download.png (3 KB, 130x130) You dumb ass m-----------. I have "earned" my PhD in history last year at the age of 25. I can hardly speak English, but i do enjoy playing history based video games like Hearts of Iron III so there's that. Here is the trick, LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE! That way, you can find a credible person who does not produce work in English, then painstakingly copy EVERYTHING into English. Sure, it took much longer for me to complete my thesis than the other students, but my "work" was very good and i "earned" my PhD relatively easily. Don't worry, you're not missing out on much, i sill work as a cashier at the same supermarket that i have been working at since i was 18. Hell, i even has a Bachelors of CS, attended grad school post CS and did pretty well, but i still can't find a f------ job that pays more than minimum wage. Keep in mind, i live in Australia and most people here upon finishing Y12 go to TAFE (Technical and Further Education) or University the year afterwards so the value of a degree is almost worthless in an over- saturated market. Now that i think about it, if you really want to plagiarise, but don't speak a second language, you can use websites where you can get other people to do your work for you (somewhat pricey) the website: [https://unemployedprofessors.com/] springs to mind. I can't vouch for their quality myself, but Il've heard around the campus that they were pretty good at writing essays and similar s---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/760/897/37a.png "Anon's is naughty | /r/4chan")
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