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![File: 1363062393793 ipg-(20 KB, 310x386, IHOP story.jpg) Anonymous (ID: o4CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:26:33 No.464541509 in my college town g school things Works at IHOP Because college town, pancake joint be Swinging A grou > Three are nice and tip well p of 4 guys comes in every night One a------ > A------ always gets 6 pancak > After 2 months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg > A------'s magnitude far outweighs his friends' likeability > Slowly developing cancer from a------ radiation > He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet >probs bordering tard status >Huge muskills though > instead of going for direct confrontation i make a decision > Im going to slowly and methodically f--- his mind > Every night, one pancake gets more penor-like in nature > Maybe 4-6 degrees on the floppy johnson a day > realslowlike.gif > Because i introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile >I watch happily and giddily as he chokes a cockcake down >It begins to be the centerpiece of my day > He finally notices after it is straight up a big honkin' d--- > Added whipped cream at the end of the urethra (blueberry) > Feel a storm brewin □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)00:43:53 No.464545508 > I deliver his penor cake one fateful evening > He looks me dead in the face and asks me > "Hey<.. (deciphers nametag [letters hurt him]) a..no...n what is this s---?" > I don't know > "You better start talking or I'll talk to your manager" > Manager...let us refer to him as C > C is my best friend > Dastardlyplot.jpg > "T'll go get him for you, f-----, sin > Sneak in f----- cause im feeling extra alpha > He notices, not happy > Approach C and explain everything. He roflmaowtfbbqs all of it, every detail > He is in on the conspiracy now > Props to C for his improv work > He sne > Paraphrasing: Sir, we don't just d--- around back here > My employees aren't messing with your junk aks in about 9 penis related puns into his talk with a------ t might just be a coincidence > You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake >Other tables overhear and enjoy giggles > Im DYING in the kitchen e scowls, pays walks out. > getlawyered.jpg > no way this m----------- will come back tomorrow > Just in case, C gets every employee on our shift in on it > Dumb f----- comes back > sitting in different zone to not deal with me > doesnt matter > This was our night to bring so many fallic references in culinary formm > An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation >we were armed and ready □ Anonymous (ID: 04CnfXZe) 03/12/13(Tue)01:00:17 No.464549087 > Gentlemen, this was no ordinary penis assault > This was the All Hallow's Eve of c--- > All men replaced their nametags with an alias for a peen > Chuck, D---, Peter, Johnson, and the Asian bussboy? Dong > All men stuffed their frontal pantaloons with things to give noticeable bulge > We plan the assault in waves se ins > First waiter comes, nametag Johnson > Takes orders, waves bulge in A------'s face > mother. f------. pancakes > fool.jpg IC > brings drinks, spills A------'s on himself in the c--- region > Furiously cleans it 2 feet from A------'s face > Uproar in the kitchen > All of our sides other tables get s----- service and tips will be slim tonight > two more waves pass > Silence in the kitchen > He comes into the kitchen > TROLLINTHEDUNGEON.gif > we skitter > C takes over and calms him down > should have been a counselor > Final wave commence > he had seen Dong clean the previous spill and caught wind of the nametags after that > He looks p----- as f--- > I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks. No disputing > Bacon pubes, c > My nametag for this evening? whipped cream j--- He rages and punches me cold > Wake up in the hospital around my bed ause oyees are > Broken no > Never see him again > we are known henceforth as IHOC > International House of C--- se but oh so worth it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/614/920/e7e.png "e7e.png")
![File 1295756044 ipg-(24 KB, 270x383) □ Sigmund Freud !uVldcR5TSE 01/22/11(Sat)23:14 No.3349233 [Reply] So one boring day in hell I chose to check out this "Internet" thing everybody is getting all crazy about lately. Then I found you all. Must I say.. With pride.... I was right about everything. Anonymous 01/22/11(Sat)23:15 No.3349237 /r/ing Sigmund hypno p---. Sigmund Freud luVldcR5T9E 01/22/11(Sat)23:17 No.3349239 3349237 If only I had a camera at the time. ..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/614/918/d9a.jpg "d9a.jpg")
![File 1314299699 ipg-(10 KB, 233x215, 1302288966439.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/25/11(Mu)15:14 No. 538423810 It's 1 pm and I want to fap what do /a/? Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)15:15 No.538424 1080 File 1314299757 ipg-(43 KB, 410x424, 1282862189085.jpg) 53842383 do it TIME TO FAP 28 replies later 2253843118 >You are incorrect in believing America has enough nukes to take down 90% of Chinas population >they have enough to take out 100% of the land mass many times over WRONG YOU DUMB S--- LEARN THE DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF AN ATOMIC BOMB BEFORE YOU CLICK ON THAT F------ SUBMIT BUTTON THE AVERAGE YIELD OF A NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE CURRENT U.S ARSENAL IS ROUGHLY 300 KILOTONS A 300 kiloTON DETONATION WOULD CREATE A FIREBALL WITH A RADIUS OF 3.5 MILES WHICH IS ABOUT 5.6 KILOMETERS THIS GIVES US A DESTRUCTION AREA OF 98.5 KILOMETERS SQUARED THE US CURRENTLY OWNS 5113 NUCLEAR WARHEADS WHICH MEANS A TOTAL DESTRUCTIVE AREA, IF WARHEAD DETONATIONS DID NOT OVERLAP AT ALL, OF 5113 x 98.5 = ABOUT 500000 SQUARED KILOMETERS. WHICH IS HALF A MILLION CHINA HAS A LAND SIZE OF ABOUT 9.3 MILLION SQUARED KILOMETERS THE TOTAL US ARSENAL CAN THEREFORE ONLY DESTROY 0.619.3 LESS THAN 5.4% LEARN 2 F------ MATHS F----- GB2/GRADE SCHOOL NOT OWNED [1 OWNED [X] F------ OWNED IX] TOLD LIKE A BITCH □ Anonymous 08/25/11[Mu)15:45 No.53843509曰 File 1314301558 ipg-(35 KB, 493x387, 1304524579269.jpg) Op here I'm fapping and... WHAT THE F--- IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD? Preload images (12) L Reply 28 replies, 2 la/ sages](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/254/063/406.jpg "anons stay on topic")
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