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File: 1335015785.ipg-(89 KB, 640x480, some-kid.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 2X2hTowH) 04/21/12(Sat)09:43:05 No. 394823973 Okay, so here is a childhood story for you I was failing badly in my English class and needed something ridiculous like a 98 on my final exam to get a pass for the year. My teacher wasn't the worst looking thing in the world, but she was getting on in years and fairly lonely at the time; coupled with the fact I really couldn't afford to drop this class, it was going to set me back way to long and I wanted to get out of my situation as quickly as possible and this was what I needed to graduate and move on to bigger and better things So I went into her office for 'advice'. We got to talking and one thing led to another and we ended up f------ right there on her desk a few times. I ended up passing (surprisingly) and the funny thing is a few years later we would hook up every now and then (it was a small town with not much to do, what can l say?) So yeah, home schooling sucked, but it got me to where I am today so I cant really regret anything that I did Anonymous (ID: WVTc6619) 04/21/12(Sat)09:47:39 No.394824464 Indeed >> Anonymous (ID: i49xeS3N) 04/21/12(Sat)09:49:44 No.394824663 cool story, bro > > Anonymous (ID: v6tQXQY7) 04/21/12(Sat)09:50:16 No. 394824727 I loled well done OP >> Anonymous (ID: OClhBAOv) 04/21/12(Sat)09:51:53 No.394824893 made me chuckle. nice story op, tell your mum i said hi
File: 1335015785.ipg-(89 KB, 640x480, some-kid.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 2X2hTowH) 04/21/12(Sat)09:43:05 No. 394823973 Okay, so here is a childhood story for you I was failing badly in my English class and needed something ridiculous like a 98 on my final exam to get a pass for the year. My teacher wasn't the worst looking thing in the world, but she was getting on in years and fairly lonely at the time; coupled with the fact I really couldn't afford to drop this class, it was going to set me back way to long and I wanted to get out of my situation as quickly as possible and this was what I needed to graduate and move on to bigger and better things So I went into her office for 'advice'. We got to talking and one thing led to another and we ended up f------ right there on her desk a few times. I ended up passing (surprisingly) and the funny thing is a few years later we would hook up every now and then (it was a small town with not much to do, what can l say?) So yeah, home schooling sucked, but it got me to where I am today so I cant really regret anything that I did Anonymous (ID: WVTc6619) 04/21/12(Sat)09:47:39 No.394824464 Indeed >> Anonymous (ID: i49xeS3N) 04/21/12(Sat)09:49:44 No.394824663 cool story, bro > > Anonymous (ID: v6tQXQY7) 04/21/12(Sat)09:50:16 No. 394824727 I loled well done OP >> Anonymous (ID: OClhBAOv) 04/21/12(Sat)09:51:53 No.394824893 made me chuckle. nice story op, tell your mum i said hi

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Anonymous (ID EN D) 02/22/1 3(Fri)23 14 10 UTC-5 No 460612954 O Replies 쯔460613341 쯔46061363S 22460613719 22460613864 22460613676 File: 1361592850654 ipg-(370 KB, 1700x2320, Poop.jpg) GI Got it An average piece of human fecal material with a density of approximately 1g/cm*3 with an impulse time during a throw of about 1 second needs to be accelerated at roughly 178 m 2 in order to achieve a velocity o 178 ms s This velocity will deliver an impact orce o 44 48 newtons with a small value of J impulse), this is the minimum velocity required snap a human neck 460598376 (OP) Good thread OP, I had fun
Anonymous (ID EN D) 02/22/1 3(Fri)23 14 10 UTC-5 No 460612954 O Replies 쯔460613341 쯔46061363S 22460613719 22460613864 22460613676 File: 1361592850654 ipg-(370 KB, 1700x2320, Poop.jpg) GI Got it An average piece of human fecal material with a density of approximately 1g/cm*3 with an impulse time during a throw of about 1 second needs to be accelerated at roughly 178 m 2 in order to achieve a velocity o 178 ms s This velocity will deliver an impact orce o 44 48 newtons with a small value of J impulse), this is the minimum velocity required snap a human neck 460598376 (OP) Good thread OP, I had fun

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File: 1360401985290 png-(75 KB, 211x229, qqAQM.png) Anonymous (ID: LN2BGjQQ) 02/09/13(Sat)04:26:25 No.457214728 Replies: 457216529457218201457218492 457221324457222917 457222929457223793 457224802 3457226718457227109457228410457230546 4572307162457232542 457232792 457233463 457233849 457234810 457235358 2457239593 457239768 457239805 457240112 45724051457240772 >457240851 457241058457241741 457242236 457242919457244910457248108 457248440457248447 457251090 457251169 457252418457253334457253536 457254287 uch a talented guy! He has such a cute voice and ACTUALLY HAS TALENT compared to you talentless bitches who j------- to charizard. He has a better social life than all of you put together, btw. Justin Bieber is the best si Why do you guys seriously hate Fred? He the world, you guys are just super jealous of thei r#5 ag and #sexapeal. Btw Im 13 and Im way more mature than ER WAS BANNED FOR POS ER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Ps Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/09/13(Sat)04:27:16 No.457214853 Replies: 457215618457222307 KB, 306x395, article-1308043-0A444B 05DC-46 .).jpg Anonymous (ID: KlrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:31:32 No.460603284 >Just minding my own business on the intewebz >Sees Fred fanboy post on 4chan >Jimmies status: Rustled >Angry at him for not loving Shrek instead go outside to the temple I built to honor Shrek and chant "Layer Power, Darkest Hour" at the altar >A giant, emerald flame spews up from the altar >Shrek appears in all his green, ogrey, teutonic terror >He bellows, "What do ye think yer doin summonin' meh out of the wee yonder!?" >I tell him my plight; he looks horrified >He tells me; "Take this Magic Mirror. Look through it, and yell find yer problems will be ogre soon." >Shrek staunches up and lets out a huge roar >The ground quakes and splits as Shrek beats on his chest like a mad, howling ape >Shrek bolts off at the speed of light on his herculean ogre legs >l shed a tear, having been awed by the glorious sight of my mighty idol >l peer into the Magic Mirror and see Fred and his fanboy yukking it up online with their weaboo s--- The door to Fred's room suddenly explodes; Shrek has descended upon the transgressors of ogre faith >Shrek's ear tubes spout poisonous gas and overwhelm the autistic heathens >Shrek begins beating them senseless with his diamond-hard, 30-yard length ogre schlong >Bloodied up, the victims of the ogre lord beg for mercy with their foul, p-----toned voices Shrek merely gives them a hellish glare and a snarl, then bellows YA DIDNT CHECK YERSELVES!! NOW YA SHREKED YERSELVES!!! Shrek unleashes his acid piss upon the bloody skullfucks, then grabs his fearsome ogre onion grenades >Shrek stuffs one million onions up Fred's a------ and the fanboy's a------, then plows each cocksuckers' heads into the oniony depths of the other's tangy a------ >The green beast s---- at least seventeen thousand pounds of boiling hot swampwater on the peons until it fries their skin golden brown Anonymous (ID: KITuthN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:32:10 No.460603407 >Shrek cackles and proclaims: "Yer both a spicy hot onion ring now! And ye look good enough to eat!" Shrek feasts on their meat and bones, then detonates the grenades, obliterating everything for ten mile k lets out a huge f------ ogre fart and blas into the sky like a gamma ray >Shre >I see a green comet >He returns to me with the spines of vanquished Fred and the fanboy bastard as war trophies k across the sky and land before my eyes in n o time flat; it is Shrek Shrek happily lays them in my hand and whispers in my ear, "I made ogre love to their bone Use them remains as dildos the next time you bone a wee lass and you will be blessed with yer own legion of ogre babies. It's mah gift to you, ya honorary Shrek With Magic Mirror in hand As the portal clos lams a magic onion into the dirt and a portal opens to Far Far Away Land ear these beautiful words >"HERE COMES THE SHREKSTORM, MOTHERSHREKERS!! Anonymous (ID: zBYxfsrL) 02/22/13(Fri)22:34:25 No.460603892 Replies:22460606137 10/10 Would read again Anonymous (ID: Fy2sj2FS) 02/22/13(Fri)22:36:53 No.460604382 Replies: 460606137 p laughing An ID: 04LY 02/22/13(Fri)22:41:04 No the pa whe ntly sodomised????? 5/10 Anonymous (ID: AKe6kJ8X) 02/22/13(Fri)22:44:3 6060 the life. You are no true devote follower of Shrek OP you f------ Farqua ad Anonymous (ID: KIrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:50:33 No.460607474 File: 1361591433777 Shrek Copypasta.png) What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little p---? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'1 play the Big Bad Wolf, with a giant roar I'l blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker.
File: 1360401985290 png-(75 KB, 211x229, qqAQM.png) Anonymous (ID: LN2BGjQQ) 02/09/13(Sat)04:26:25 No.457214728 Replies: 457216529457218201457218492 457221324457222917 457222929457223793 457224802 3457226718457227109457228410457230546 4572307162457232542 457232792 457233463 457233849 457234810 457235358 2457239593 457239768 457239805 457240112 45724051457240772 >457240851 457241058457241741 457242236 457242919457244910457248108 457248440457248447 457251090 457251169 457252418457253334457253536 457254287 uch a talented guy! He has such a cute voice and ACTUALLY HAS TALENT compared to you talentless bitches who j------- to charizard. He has a better social life than all of you put together, btw. Justin Bieber is the best si Why do you guys seriously hate Fred? He the world, you guys are just super jealous of thei r#5 ag and #sexapeal. Btw Im 13 and Im way more mature than ER WAS BANNED FOR POS ER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Ps Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/09/13(Sat)04:27:16 No.457214853 Replies: 457215618457222307 KB, 306x395, article-1308043-0A444B 05DC-46 .).jpg Anonymous (ID: KlrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:31:32 No.460603284 >Just minding my own business on the intewebz >Sees Fred fanboy post on 4chan >Jimmies status: Rustled >Angry at him for not loving Shrek instead go outside to the temple I built to honor Shrek and chant "Layer Power, Darkest Hour" at the altar >A giant, emerald flame spews up from the altar >Shrek appears in all his green, ogrey, teutonic terror >He bellows, "What do ye think yer doin summonin' meh out of the wee yonder!?" >I tell him my plight; he looks horrified >He tells me; "Take this Magic Mirror. Look through it, and yell find yer problems will be ogre soon." >Shrek staunches up and lets out a huge roar >The ground quakes and splits as Shrek beats on his chest like a mad, howling ape >Shrek bolts off at the speed of light on his herculean ogre legs >l shed a tear, having been awed by the glorious sight of my mighty idol >l peer into the Magic Mirror and see Fred and his fanboy yukking it up online with their weaboo s--- The door to Fred's room suddenly explodes; Shrek has descended upon the transgressors of ogre faith >Shrek's ear tubes spout poisonous gas and overwhelm the autistic heathens >Shrek begins beating them senseless with his diamond-hard, 30-yard length ogre schlong >Bloodied up, the victims of the ogre lord beg for mercy with their foul, p-----toned voices Shrek merely gives them a hellish glare and a snarl, then bellows YA DIDNT CHECK YERSELVES!! NOW YA SHREKED YERSELVES!!! Shrek unleashes his acid piss upon the bloody skullfucks, then grabs his fearsome ogre onion grenades >Shrek stuffs one million onions up Fred's a------ and the fanboy's a------, then plows each cocksuckers' heads into the oniony depths of the other's tangy a------ >The green beast s---- at least seventeen thousand pounds of boiling hot swampwater on the peons until it fries their skin golden brown Anonymous (ID: KITuthN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:32:10 No.460603407 >Shrek cackles and proclaims: "Yer both a spicy hot onion ring now! And ye look good enough to eat!" Shrek feasts on their meat and bones, then detonates the grenades, obliterating everything for ten mile k lets out a huge f------ ogre fart and blas into the sky like a gamma ray >Shre >I see a green comet >He returns to me with the spines of vanquished Fred and the fanboy bastard as war trophies k across the sky and land before my eyes in n o time flat; it is Shrek Shrek happily lays them in my hand and whispers in my ear, "I made ogre love to their bone Use them remains as dildos the next time you bone a wee lass and you will be blessed with yer own legion of ogre babies. It's mah gift to you, ya honorary Shrek With Magic Mirror in hand As the portal clos lams a magic onion into the dirt and a portal opens to Far Far Away Land ear these beautiful words >"HERE COMES THE SHREKSTORM, MOTHERSHREKERS!! Anonymous (ID: zBYxfsrL) 02/22/13(Fri)22:34:25 No.460603892 Replies:22460606137 10/10 Would read again Anonymous (ID: Fy2sj2FS) 02/22/13(Fri)22:36:53 No.460604382 Replies: 460606137 p laughing An ID: 04LY 02/22/13(Fri)22:41:04 No the pa whe ntly sodomised????? 5/10 Anonymous (ID: AKe6kJ8X) 02/22/13(Fri)22:44:3 6060 the life. You are no true devote follower of Shrek OP you f------ Farqua ad Anonymous (ID: KIrTu+hN) 02/22/13(Fri)22:50:33 No.460607474 File: 1361591433777 Shrek Copypasta.png) What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little p---? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Rumplestiltskin. I will shrek you the shrek out with giant gingerbread men the likes of which have never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shrek to me ogre the Magic Mirror? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your abode is my sights right now. I'1 play the Big Bad Wolf, with a giant roar I'l blow it the shrek down, so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your layers. You're shrekin' shreked, fairytale. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my green ear tube antenna things. Not only am I master of the art of full-throated ogre belchin' and trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire storybook of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable onions off the face of Far Far Away Land, you little p---. If only you could have known what unholy dragon donkehs your little "charming" comment was about to Pinnochio the livin' shrek on your Geppettos, maybe you would have shreked your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meetin' the Muffin Man, you Farquaddin' idiot. I will shrek fury all over you and you will shrek in it. You're shreking shreked, you godmotherin' shreksucker.

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Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:49:28 No.460329050 Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:11:43 No.460334286 AnonymousD:JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:35:06 No.460325579 Replies46032 walk nght in front of him and he says 1 girl lying on the floor unconscious with s--- and spaghetti on her face put a gun against his head me sitting on the couch bleeding on my face covered in s--- and "WHAT THE F---" says one cop the other cop says "unga bunga dingggggoooo watermelon" Ex that broke up with me walks by me in the library a, life has just begun. and now I'm gonna throw it allll awayyyyy NOT AGAIN OH GOD THE GUY WAS DEAD AND I DIDNT EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER >THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND HORSES GALLOPING STARTS TO ECHO UNDER THE SWEET SOUND OF QUEEN >EVERYONE WAS FREDDY NOW IAM FREDDY comes to me, sits next to me and says "I miss >We broke up like 2 months ago and she was seeing someone already >Being the beta f----- that I am, I say I miss her too >She tells me to have dinner with her at her apartment >Finish my studies and go home to wash/shave perfume etc >Meet her there and she had dinner almost ready >spaghetti bolognese, wasn't surprised, she can't cook s--- >so we sit down and I ask her why she came back to me the guy she was seeing was a total jerk as it seems, no surprise >She said she was reall >she leans over we kiss, and we start to get really intense realized he was black so ok giving a creepy smile and wake up RUN IN CIRCLES >OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING >A BRIGHT LIGHT COMES y sorry and wanted to "oh thank god that was just a dream RIPPED A HOLE ON THE GROUND >SOMETHING EPIC IS HAPPENING HERE! IS She knocks down the food from the table and spreads her legs like London tower bridge >I drop my pants and start SEE A RED DEMON CLIMBING FROM THE HOLE AND THEN A LOUD THUNDER >GOD IS COMING DOWN FLYING LIKE ONE MAD M----------- >THE BOTH CRASH IN THE CIRCLE I JUST DRAW WITH MY FURIOUS GALLOPING Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 0221 /1 3(Thu) 1 9:54:20 No. 460330182 Replies: 22460331029 □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:41: 16 No. 46032701 7 Replies: >>460327876 >>460329132 >> s were filled with diarrhea >And then I hear a bang, like a massive kick on the door >I look back and there was the guy she was seeing stand up and run to the bathroom with everyone laughing at me was still with my d--- in her when he starts to run getting ready to knock me down from the back >I try to move but my pants got in the way so he trusted me right from the back making my d--- go totally in her p---- >And somehow that was the most orgasmic thing that ever happened to me, I came right there fall down at the main hall, spaghetti is spurring out of my ears >At that moment I see the guy she was seeing laughing at me, and next to her my ex >The clean up ladies just grab me and tell me to leave the mess there | Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20 18:36 No 460335819 Replies:竺460336660 File: 13614959 16419 ipg-(369 KB, 1680x1050, Horsehead Nebula 1680x1050 03 jpg) to grabs me by the neck in the guy was mad as f--- and chocking me to death >They take me to the bathroom, my heart was pounding like rocky after 9 rounds wanted to never leave that bathroom again >5 minutes after, the clean up lady brings me some clothes from the gym out but still in orgasm there and get closer by the second >Then he gives me a hard punch on my face and leaves dress them up and go outside, trying to stay out of sight of everyone manage to exit the library and was heading back home stand up after a while still confused and see her crying next to me "Hey did he hurt you? Are you alright? a call from my ex under it, and close my f "Hey, you are the biggest looser that I have ever met and starts laughing like mad" >I hang up >Neighbors arrive at the door to see wth is going on >They see me semi-hard with her crying and bleeding from her c--- next to me with a black-eye and full of spaghetti on the "MAMMA MIAI MAMMA MIA LET ME GOr" "BEELZEBUB HAD A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE most of them didn't saw what happened so some of them approached me asking if I need any help>FOR MEE >And their reaction was to run towards me and kick me in the stomach, just great had no words, I was Just crying, standing there in the middle like a toddler that lost her mom in the AND BOOOOOM THE ORB EXPLODES AND MATTER IS CREATED to me, she saw □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:45:36 No.460328087 I AM THE BIG BANG Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:00:40 No.460331774 >So they just f--- me up, kicking and punching, they were 2 guys decently fit so I had no chance really >She tells them to stop and explains that it wasn't my fault >They help me up and I grab my pants finally, full of spaghetti >They take me to the couch and call an ambulance for her EVERYTHING IS EXPANDING AT THE SOUND OF BRIAN MAY'S SOLO I REALIZE THAT I AM GOD I DONT SEE MY BODY ANYMORE, IAM EVERYTHING >I AM LIFE, I AM DEATH, I AM THE PAST AND THE PRESENT you are not c in > look at her and she was laughing all laugh at the same t start to lose consciousness, I get weaker and weaker >But then I feel so bad in the stomach after that kick 뇌 stand up and start sprouting diarrhea from my ass like someone had stuck a mentos and coca cola in my from the clouds mixed with bolognese IS l see a red dust s me >My pants burst with the heat like there was termite dropping from my ass- >The girl is full of s--- on her face, everyone is paralyzed watching what happened I drop my pants and say "I am so sorry oh "This must be another dream!" >So I relax and think i'll wake up soon enough but then I realize that everyone was Lots of red dust is settling around me, but I still see the universe expanding >I will die happy knowing that I created the Universe, no matter how s----- my life was >l am now gone, a far away figure, if you look in the sky you can see me >Some search for god in the clouds and heavens, some search in the stars >Some search for him in their own heart, but after all I am now the red dust the red dust far away, and someday you will find me clean up her face with my sock get paranoid and start running, not even looking back >She stands up and starts running towards the bathroom >On the way she slips on the rest of spaghetti that was there from the dinner and bangs her head on the table shocking a guy, that was >They all started to warp, like in blackhole sun, from soundgarden ce cry and lie down on the floor, and then I open my eyes >Remember to look up in the skies and see, the Horsehead that is your father Freddie, your God I am too tired to go on, thank you for always being here when I needed someone to talk to. Farewell >Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low re WHY IS THIS PLAYING IN MY HEAD? OH GOD >He had bigger teeth than usual, like a big horse (yes bigger than he had) And they all start galloping around me in ci W-- HE IS NOW HORSE OH MY GOD
Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:49:28 No.460329050 Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:11:43 No.460334286 AnonymousD:JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:35:06 No.460325579 Replies46032 walk nght in front of him and he says 1 girl lying on the floor unconscious with s--- and spaghetti on her face put a gun against his head me sitting on the couch bleeding on my face covered in s--- and "WHAT THE F---" says one cop the other cop says "unga bunga dingggggoooo watermelon" Ex that broke up with me walks by me in the library a, life has just begun. and now I'm gonna throw it allll awayyyyy NOT AGAIN OH GOD THE GUY WAS DEAD AND I DIDNT EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER >THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND HORSES GALLOPING STARTS TO ECHO UNDER THE SWEET SOUND OF QUEEN >EVERYONE WAS FREDDY NOW IAM FREDDY comes to me, sits next to me and says "I miss >We broke up like 2 months ago and she was seeing someone already >Being the beta f----- that I am, I say I miss her too >She tells me to have dinner with her at her apartment >Finish my studies and go home to wash/shave perfume etc >Meet her there and she had dinner almost ready >spaghetti bolognese, wasn't surprised, she can't cook s--- >so we sit down and I ask her why she came back to me the guy she was seeing was a total jerk as it seems, no surprise >She said she was reall >she leans over we kiss, and we start to get really intense realized he was black so ok giving a creepy smile and wake up RUN IN CIRCLES >OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING >A BRIGHT LIGHT COMES y sorry and wanted to "oh thank god that was just a dream RIPPED A HOLE ON THE GROUND >SOMETHING EPIC IS HAPPENING HERE! IS She knocks down the food from the table and spreads her legs like London tower bridge >I drop my pants and start SEE A RED DEMON CLIMBING FROM THE HOLE AND THEN A LOUD THUNDER >GOD IS COMING DOWN FLYING LIKE ONE MAD M----------- >THE BOTH CRASH IN THE CIRCLE I JUST DRAW WITH MY FURIOUS GALLOPING Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 0221 /1 3(Thu) 1 9:54:20 No. 460330182 Replies: 22460331029 □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:41: 16 No. 46032701 7 Replies: >>460327876 >>460329132 >> s were filled with diarrhea >And then I hear a bang, like a massive kick on the door >I look back and there was the guy she was seeing stand up and run to the bathroom with everyone laughing at me was still with my d--- in her when he starts to run getting ready to knock me down from the back >I try to move but my pants got in the way so he trusted me right from the back making my d--- go totally in her p---- >And somehow that was the most orgasmic thing that ever happened to me, I came right there fall down at the main hall, spaghetti is spurring out of my ears >At that moment I see the guy she was seeing laughing at me, and next to her my ex >The clean up ladies just grab me and tell me to leave the mess there | Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20 18:36 No 460335819 Replies:竺460336660 File: 13614959 16419 ipg-(369 KB, 1680x1050, Horsehead Nebula 1680x1050 03 jpg) to grabs me by the neck in the guy was mad as f--- and chocking me to death >They take me to the bathroom, my heart was pounding like rocky after 9 rounds wanted to never leave that bathroom again >5 minutes after, the clean up lady brings me some clothes from the gym out but still in orgasm there and get closer by the second >Then he gives me a hard punch on my face and leaves dress them up and go outside, trying to stay out of sight of everyone manage to exit the library and was heading back home stand up after a while still confused and see her crying next to me "Hey did he hurt you? Are you alright? a call from my ex under it, and close my f "Hey, you are the biggest looser that I have ever met and starts laughing like mad" >I hang up >Neighbors arrive at the door to see wth is going on >They see me semi-hard with her crying and bleeding from her c--- next to me with a black-eye and full of spaghetti on the "MAMMA MIAI MAMMA MIA LET ME GOr" "BEELZEBUB HAD A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE most of them didn't saw what happened so some of them approached me asking if I need any help>FOR MEE >And their reaction was to run towards me and kick me in the stomach, just great had no words, I was Just crying, standing there in the middle like a toddler that lost her mom in the AND BOOOOOM THE ORB EXPLODES AND MATTER IS CREATED to me, she saw □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:45:36 No.460328087 I AM THE BIG BANG Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:00:40 No.460331774 >So they just f--- me up, kicking and punching, they were 2 guys decently fit so I had no chance really >She tells them to stop and explains that it wasn't my fault >They help me up and I grab my pants finally, full of spaghetti >They take me to the couch and call an ambulance for her EVERYTHING IS EXPANDING AT THE SOUND OF BRIAN MAY'S SOLO I REALIZE THAT I AM GOD I DONT SEE MY BODY ANYMORE, IAM EVERYTHING >I AM LIFE, I AM DEATH, I AM THE PAST AND THE PRESENT you are not c in > look at her and she was laughing all laugh at the same t start to lose consciousness, I get weaker and weaker >But then I feel so bad in the stomach after that kick 뇌 stand up and start sprouting diarrhea from my ass like someone had stuck a mentos and coca cola in my from the clouds mixed with bolognese IS l see a red dust s me >My pants burst with the heat like there was termite dropping from my ass- >The girl is full of s--- on her face, everyone is paralyzed watching what happened I drop my pants and say "I am so sorry oh "This must be another dream!" >So I relax and think i'll wake up soon enough but then I realize that everyone was Lots of red dust is settling around me, but I still see the universe expanding >I will die happy knowing that I created the Universe, no matter how s----- my life was >l am now gone, a far away figure, if you look in the sky you can see me >Some search for god in the clouds and heavens, some search in the stars >Some search for him in their own heart, but after all I am now the red dust the red dust far away, and someday you will find me clean up her face with my sock get paranoid and start running, not even looking back >She stands up and starts running towards the bathroom >On the way she slips on the rest of spaghetti that was there from the dinner and bangs her head on the table shocking a guy, that was >They all started to warp, like in blackhole sun, from soundgarden ce cry and lie down on the floor, and then I open my eyes >Remember to look up in the skies and see, the Horsehead that is your father Freddie, your God I am too tired to go on, thank you for always being here when I needed someone to talk to. Farewell >Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low re WHY IS THIS PLAYING IN MY HEAD? OH GOD >He had bigger teeth than usual, like a big horse (yes bigger than he had) And they all start galloping around me in ci W-- HE IS NOW HORSE OH MY GOD

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Diablo 3 is a console game Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)20:45 No. 142152049 You'll be happy to know that Diablo 3 was setup to be a console game The reason only 4 players are allowed into a game is for 4 controllers. The reason the quests make you walk in a linear closed circuit as opposed to big open worlds, is to keep your buds next to you on the same screen. The reason for no skill points or complicated number crunching? To make console players happy The reason you have 4-5 skills on your bar at once? Very easy to use a XBox / Ps3 controller to use skills. The reason no runes / complicated s--- exists. Simply wouldn't be fun for console gamers. The reason you cant make game name? Auto join for console users. The reason for Achievements in game? It's popular among console COD fans The reason for passive skills? Perks like Call of Duty uses. Everyone unlocks perks and uses their favorite ones. PC gamers are just beta testing for the console release so it wont be full of bugs. That's how ActiBlizz intends to make the real money Also explains why the game doesn't have VolP for Pc gamer chat. Diablo 3 is the modern day Call of Duty of ARPG's Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)20:47 No. 142152231 s2 HAHAHA OH WOW
Diablo 3 is a console game Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)20:45 No. 142152049 You'll be happy to know that Diablo 3 was setup to be a console game The reason only 4 players are allowed into a game is for 4 controllers. The reason the quests make you walk in a linear closed circuit as opposed to big open worlds, is to keep your buds next to you on the same screen. The reason for no skill points or complicated number crunching? To make console players happy The reason you have 4-5 skills on your bar at once? Very easy to use a XBox / Ps3 controller to use skills. The reason no runes / complicated s--- exists. Simply wouldn't be fun for console gamers. The reason you cant make game name? Auto join for console users. The reason for Achievements in game? It's popular among console COD fans The reason for passive skills? Perks like Call of Duty uses. Everyone unlocks perks and uses their favorite ones. PC gamers are just beta testing for the console release so it wont be full of bugs. That's how ActiBlizz intends to make the real money Also explains why the game doesn't have VolP for Pc gamer chat. Diablo 3 is the modern day Call of Duty of ARPG's Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)20:47 No. 142152231 s2 HAHAHA OH WOW

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File: 1361417472333.ipg-(8 KB, 239x211, shrek.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 1znrVCsr) 02/20/13(Wed)22:31:12 No.460122178 Replies: 480122816 >be 15 >walk to bus stop >see Shrek waiting for you -exited as f--- >oh s--- he's commin for ya run like hell >black out syou're Shrek now >see self running away that bastard ain't get off so easy >case self >tackle self >shove unions down throat jaw's broken feelsgoodman >let em go go supersayan >super c------ at self ogerkill you are now yourself again >Shrek's laughin' his ass off >regret nothing Anonymous (ID: pakT4JbS) 02/20/13(Wed)22:32:55 No.460122616 224 >Unions
File: 1361417472333.ipg-(8 KB, 239x211, shrek.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 1znrVCsr) 02/20/13(Wed)22:31:12 No.460122178 Replies: 480122816 >be 15 >walk to bus stop >see Shrek waiting for you -exited as f--- >oh s--- he's commin for ya run like hell >black out syou're Shrek now >see self running away that bastard ain't get off so easy >case self >tackle self >shove unions down throat jaw's broken feelsgoodman >let em go go supersayan >super c------ at self ogerkill you are now yourself again >Shrek's laughin' his ass off >regret nothing Anonymous (ID: pakT4JbS) 02/20/13(Wed)22:32:55 No.460122616 224 >Unions

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File 1318109577 png-(12 KB, 444x513, 1313622718337.png) Anonymous 10/08/11 (Sat)17:32:57 No.357429039 >Kids in my neighborhood are all spoiled brats sthe parents of sead kids cave into anything the kids want >the kids are really mouthy and they're d---- >I rented a bouncy castle for the day >put it on my front lawn had fun jumping around in it >a group of these brats comes around trying to get into my castle tell them to go away, they ant allowed in they go and get their parents >parents are bitching at me to let their kids in I phone the cops >get 6 parents arrested for trespassing and verbal harrasment >mfw
File 1318109577 png-(12 KB, 444x513, 1313622718337.png) Anonymous 10/08/11 (Sat)17:32:57 No.357429039 >Kids in my neighborhood are all spoiled brats sthe parents of sead kids cave into anything the kids want >the kids are really mouthy and they're d---- >I rented a bouncy castle for the day >put it on my front lawn had fun jumping around in it >a group of these brats comes around trying to get into my castle tell them to go away, they ant allowed in they go and get their parents >parents are bitching at me to let their kids in I phone the cops >get 6 parents arrested for trespassing and verbal harrasment >mfw

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File: 1344804677677 ipg-(41 KB, 398x393, bane2.jpg) Movie Night Anonymous 08/12/12(Sun)16:51:17 No.3400071 >be 16 at new high school >months pass, still no friends >people ignore me, bully me >decide to host movie night to make friends >people show up but don't like the movie >they tease me next day in school >no options left but to try another movie night 20 people show up just to make fun of me put on my favorite Jim Carrey movie >they actually like it snext day in school people start defending me >"hey don't pick on anon, he's pretty cool" >have a bunch of friends now >mfw no one cared who I was until I put on "The Mask"
File: 1344804677677 ipg-(41 KB, 398x393, bane2.jpg) Movie Night Anonymous 08/12/12(Sun)16:51:17 No.3400071 >be 16 at new high school >months pass, still no friends >people ignore me, bully me >decide to host movie night to make friends >people show up but don't like the movie >they tease me next day in school >no options left but to try another movie night 20 people show up just to make fun of me put on my favorite Jim Carrey movie >they actually like it snext day in school people start defending me >"hey don't pick on anon, he's pretty cool" >have a bunch of friends now >mfw no one cared who I was until I put on "The Mask"

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File: 1346021079252.ipg-(7 KB, 251x251, 1339422675947.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: cfOeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:44:39 No.421388127 Anonymous (ID: cfOeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:44:54 No.421388172 File: 1346021094547.ipg-(1 KB, 126x126, 1339422690045.jpg) This guy just failed Anonymous (D: 9FTLXKbh) 08/26/12(Sun)18:.45:11 No.421388220 nope Anonymous (ID: cfoeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:45:33 No.421388289 File: 1346021133135.ipg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1339422726276.jpg) To break this combo
File: 1346021079252.ipg-(7 KB, 251x251, 1339422675947.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: cfOeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:44:39 No.421388127 Anonymous (ID: cfOeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:44:54 No.421388172 File: 1346021094547.ipg-(1 KB, 126x126, 1339422690045.jpg) This guy just failed Anonymous (D: 9FTLXKbh) 08/26/12(Sun)18:.45:11 No.421388220 nope Anonymous (ID: cfoeQ5KS) 08/26/12(Sun)18:45:33 No.421388289 File: 1346021133135.ipg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1339422726276.jpg) To break this combo

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File: 1361002929822 jpg-(10 KB, 103x122, chris-dorner-300 jpg) Anonymous (ID: HXPFDpzP) 02/16/13(Sat)03:22:09 No.458928514 Replies: 458930142 Can't >> □ Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/16/13(Sat)03:22:34 No.458928594 Replies: 22458929150 File: 1361002954901.ipg-(9 KB, 75x131, chris-dorner-301.jpg) Corner >> □ Anonymous (ID: HXPFDp2P) 02/16/13(Sat)03:23:09 No 458928708 File: 1361002989807 ipg-(16 KB, 182x129, chris-dorner-302 jpg) Dorner □ Anonymous (ID: eli7sQS) 02/16/13(Sat)03:23:45 No.458928808 Replies: >>45892891 522458928952 n---- that be one big fail m----------- >> : □ Anonymous (ID: sfwJIZWK) 02/16/13(Sat)03:24:29 No.4589289 15 458928808 thread
File: 1361002929822 jpg-(10 KB, 103x122, chris-dorner-300 jpg) Anonymous (ID: HXPFDpzP) 02/16/13(Sat)03:22:09 No.458928514 Replies: 458930142 Can't >> □ Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 02/16/13(Sat)03:22:34 No.458928594 Replies: 22458929150 File: 1361002954901.ipg-(9 KB, 75x131, chris-dorner-301.jpg) Corner >> □ Anonymous (ID: HXPFDp2P) 02/16/13(Sat)03:23:09 No 458928708 File: 1361002989807 ipg-(16 KB, 182x129, chris-dorner-302 jpg) Dorner □ Anonymous (ID: eli7sQS) 02/16/13(Sat)03:23:45 No.458928808 Replies: >>45892891 522458928952 n---- that be one big fail m----------- >> : □ Anonymous (ID: sfwJIZWK) 02/16/13(Sat)03:24:29 No.4589289 15 458928808 thread

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GREETINGS 4CHONS IAM THE KING OF SPACE >> ] 01/23/07 (Tue) 1 3:1 8:03 No. 19504490 File :1169576283pg-(17 KB, 302x387, king2.jpg) IHAVE COME TO SURVEY YOUR INTERNETS > □ 0 l /23/07(Tue) 1 3:1 8: 1 8 No. 19504499 File :1169576298 ipg-(10 KB, 248x249, king3.jpg) I DO NOT SEEK YOUR SERVITUDE FOR YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO OBEY □ 01/23/07(Tue) l 3: I 8:32 No. 1950451 1 File :1169576312 ipg-(3 KB, 119x118, king4.jpg) OBEY AND SERVE YOU ARE POWERLESS TO RESIST 01 /23/07(Tue) l 3:1 8:43 No. 1 95045 I 9 File :1169576323ipg-(3 KB, 119x118, king5,jpg) > I AM THE KING OF SPACE
GREETINGS 4CHONS IAM THE KING OF SPACE >> ] 01/23/07 (Tue) 1 3:1 8:03 No. 19504490 File :1169576283pg-(17 KB, 302x387, king2.jpg) IHAVE COME TO SURVEY YOUR INTERNETS > □ 0 l /23/07(Tue) 1 3:1 8: 1 8 No. 19504499 File :1169576298 ipg-(10 KB, 248x249, king3.jpg) I DO NOT SEEK YOUR SERVITUDE FOR YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO OBEY □ 01/23/07(Tue) l 3: I 8:32 No. 1950451 1 File :1169576312 ipg-(3 KB, 119x118, king4.jpg) OBEY AND SERVE YOU ARE POWERLESS TO RESIST 01 /23/07(Tue) l 3:1 8:43 No. 1 95045 I 9 File :1169576323ipg-(3 KB, 119x118, king5,jpg) > I AM THE KING OF SPACE

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TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous 03/20/11(Sun)13:06:56 No.317164408 File 1300640816 ipg-(65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem.jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpectec Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now:) Me: I realized It's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway? Me: Ive got balls of steel! Her: lol you probably do cause he'd be p----- if he saw this Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker! Her: HAHA omg, you're so weird today. You tell me I'm beautiful and now you're acting all alpha Me: Balls of steel! Her: Right right. Look, honestly think you're kind of cute so if you're not doing anything right now, why don't you come over? Just don't tell anyone okay:) Me: Hail to the king, baby Her: lol, just get the hell over here Me: Damn I'm good Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines? I F------ LOVE YOU INTERNET!ⅢⅢ
TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS Anonymous 03/20/11(Sun)13:06:56 No.317164408 File 1300640816 ipg-(65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem.jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpectec Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now:) Me: I realized It's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway? Me: Ive got balls of steel! Her: lol you probably do cause he'd be p----- if he saw this Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker! Her: HAHA omg, you're so weird today. You tell me I'm beautiful and now you're acting all alpha Me: Balls of steel! Her: Right right. Look, honestly think you're kind of cute so if you're not doing anything right now, why don't you come over? Just don't tell anyone okay:) Me: Hail to the king, baby Her: lol, just get the hell over here Me: Damn I'm good Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines? I F------ LOVE YOU INTERNET!ⅢⅢ

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「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:14 No.172921 115罢医194 File: 135900804647Z ipg-(114 KB, 783x1588, an_unusual_curse_werediapf...).jpg) >172920471 What about werediapers? Omeemb: 3*172921246, >172921251, 172921253, *172921254, >172921259, > 172921261, >172921308, 172921372, >172921374, 172921376, >*172921406, >>172921418, >>172921491, *172921497,172921623, >>172921682, >172921697, >172921821, >>172921838, > 172921845, 3*172921857, >>172921889, >>172921894 >>172921908, >172921943, >>172921993, >*172921998, 172922074, > 172922164, >>172922174, 172922179, 3*172922180, 172922189, >*172922315,>172922331, >*172922412, 172922454, 172922494, 172922597, >172922610, >*172922659, >172922715, >172922786, >*172922942, 172923003, >>172923060, 172923095 >>172923126 RI 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:15 No. 17292 1251 205 File:EE 1359008121098 lpg-(135KB. 340x321, 130014271 1281.jpg) 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:15 No.17292 1261209 File: (10 KB, 239x159, 1321657844363.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01 No. 172921308 213 I love the contemplation in the first panel WHAT THE MOTHER OF F--- 「 Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:16 No. 17292 1372 215 a diaper. I was expecting it to be a werewolf wearing a diaper 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:16 No.1729 8 221 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:27 No. 172922597357 4944.png-(119 KB. 217x230. 1355577524379.png) 379 png) File Anonymous。 File: 1359008870896.png-(710 KB. 622x632. 1337838864 174.png) >172921115 After all of these years unable to leave this hellhole, I thought I had seen everything The flying s--- 30 No.172922786 386 nonymous 0124/13(Thu)01.27 No.172922610 360 6 KB, 335x352, fgsfds.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu) This is Shakespearean 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:16 No. 17292 1406 220 File: E 13590081 97597/pg-47 KB. 500x403, 1342339538496.jpg) fgstds I know my fetish. Ive been lurking it for six years now have never once seen or heard of thi I thought I had f------ seen it all but l mean jus 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:23 No. 172922174305 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:24 No.172922 189 308 08642 f-(574 KB, 295x221, no thanks.gif) Id really like to hear what a psychologist would have to say about this image and people like this in general. 23 No.172922179 306 (282 KB, 357x499, furrikane.png) 「Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01: 92172921115 「 Anonymous 01/24/13(Thu)01:18 No. 172921023 237 >172921115 Well, there goes feeling clean for the rest of the night. Is this what r--- feels like? gifbin.com

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File: 1360812471382 ipg-(12 KB, 247x245, slowpoke1.jpg) Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:27:51 No 458390390 Replies: 22458390731 Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:00 No.458390431 Replies: 2458390731 File: 1360812480614 ipg-(16 KB, 191x179, slowpoke2.jpg) P2 >> □ Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:32 No.458390569 Replies: >>458390731 File: 1360812512802.jpg-(3 KB, 100x100, slowpoke3.jpg) >> □ Anonymous (ID: qpMkIfEz) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:57 No.458390682 Replies: 22458390979 File: 1360812537424.jpg-(2 KB, 128x128, 4.jpg) P2 □ Anonymous (ID: 10+PAxD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:29:08 №458390731 File: 1360812548900 png-(322 KB, 490x372, itbegins.png) IT BEGINS
File: 1360812471382 ipg-(12 KB, 247x245, slowpoke1.jpg) Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:27:51 No 458390390 Replies: 22458390731 Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:00 No.458390431 Replies: 2458390731 File: 1360812480614 ipg-(16 KB, 191x179, slowpoke2.jpg) P2 >> □ Anonymous (ID: io+Pi4xD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:32 No.458390569 Replies: >>458390731 File: 1360812512802.jpg-(3 KB, 100x100, slowpoke3.jpg) >> □ Anonymous (ID: qpMkIfEz) 02/13/13(Wed)22:28:57 No.458390682 Replies: 22458390979 File: 1360812537424.jpg-(2 KB, 128x128, 4.jpg) P2 □ Anonymous (ID: 10+PAxD) 02/13/13(Wed)22:29:08 №458390731 File: 1360812548900 png-(322 KB, 490x372, itbegins.png) IT BEGINS

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File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3"
File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3"

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File: 59 KB, 640x480, snapshot20080928032405.jpg View same] TinEye] ligdb] [SauceNao] Anonymous Sun Sep 28 07:25:12 2008 No.1 5061604 Reply] [Original] H-------- CC has been watching Lelouch from the very beginning >> □ Anonymous Sun Sep 28 07:29:24 2008 No.15061727 I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. I'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, then reply with slowpoke. See you in two years, sir Two years later, to the day... File 1285656188.png-(37 KB, 275x300, 1224900593498.png) □ Anonymous 09/28/10(Tue)02:43 No.40695010 >15061604 Everyone already knows that you dumbass □ Anonymous 09/28/10(Tue)02:44 No.40695036 wat
File: 59 KB, 640x480, snapshot20080928032405.jpg View same] TinEye] ligdb] [SauceNao] Anonymous Sun Sep 28 07:25:12 2008 No.1 5061604 Reply] [Original] H-------- CC has been watching Lelouch from the very beginning >> □ Anonymous Sun Sep 28 07:29:24 2008 No.15061727 I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. I'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, then reply with slowpoke. See you in two years, sir Two years later, to the day... File 1285656188.png-(37 KB, 275x300, 1224900593498.png) □ Anonymous 09/28/10(Tue)02:43 No.40695010 >15061604 Everyone already knows that you dumbass □ Anonymous 09/28/10(Tue)02:44 No.40695036 wat

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Bane uates hom The Dark Kight sea-HD IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOUR JIMMIES BE RUSTLED? es fom The Dark Knight Rses-H IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY RUSTLING YOUR'E A BIG GUY FOR YOU
Bane uates hom The Dark Kight sea-HD IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOUR JIMMIES BE RUSTLED? es fom The Dark Knight Rses-H IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY RUSTLING YOUR'E A BIG GUY FOR YOU

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