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Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:49:28 No.460329050 Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:11:43 No.460334286 AnonymousD:JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:35:06 No.460325579 Replies46032 walk nght in front of him and he says 1 girl lying on the floor unconscious with s--- and spaghetti on her face put a gun against his head me sitting on the couch bleeding on my face covered in s--- and "WHAT THE F---" says one cop the other cop says "unga bunga dingggggoooo watermelon" Ex that broke up with me walks by me in the library a, life has just begun. and now I'm gonna throw it allll awayyyyy NOT AGAIN OH GOD THE GUY WAS DEAD AND I DIDNT EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER >THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND HORSES GALLOPING STARTS TO ECHO UNDER THE SWEET SOUND OF QUEEN >EVERYONE WAS FREDDY NOW IAM FREDDY comes to me, sits next to me and says "I miss >We broke up like 2 months ago and she was seeing someone already >Being the beta f----- that I am, I say I miss her too >She tells me to have dinner with her at her apartment >Finish my studies and go home to wash/shave perfume etc >Meet her there and she had dinner almost ready >spaghetti bolognese, wasn't surprised, she can't cook s--- >so we sit down and I ask her why she came back to me the guy she was seeing was a total jerk as it seems, no surprise >She said she was reall >she leans over we kiss, and we start to get really intense realized he was black so ok giving a creepy smile and wake up RUN IN CIRCLES >OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING >A BRIGHT LIGHT COMES y sorry and wanted to "oh thank god that was just a dream RIPPED A HOLE ON THE GROUND >SOMETHING EPIC IS HAPPENING HERE! IS She knocks down the food from the table and spreads her legs like London tower bridge >I drop my pants and start SEE A RED DEMON CLIMBING FROM THE HOLE AND THEN A LOUD THUNDER >GOD IS COMING DOWN FLYING LIKE ONE MAD M----------- >THE BOTH CRASH IN THE CIRCLE I JUST DRAW WITH MY FURIOUS GALLOPING Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 0221 /1 3(Thu) 1 9:54:20 No. 460330182 Replies: 22460331029 □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:41: 16 No. 46032701 7 Replies: >>460327876 >>460329132 >> s were filled with diarrhea >And then I hear a bang, like a massive kick on the door >I look back and there was the guy she was seeing stand up and run to the bathroom with everyone laughing at me was still with my d--- in her when he starts to run getting ready to knock me down from the back >I try to move but my pants got in the way so he trusted me right from the back making my d--- go totally in her p---- >And somehow that was the most orgasmic thing that ever happened to me, I came right there fall down at the main hall, spaghetti is spurring out of my ears >At that moment I see the guy she was seeing laughing at me, and next to her my ex >The clean up ladies just grab me and tell me to leave the mess there | Anonymous (ID JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20 18:36 No 460335819 Replies:竺460336660 File: 13614959 16419 ipg-(369 KB, 1680x1050, Horsehead Nebula 1680x1050 03 jpg) to grabs me by the neck in the guy was mad as f--- and chocking me to death >They take me to the bathroom, my heart was pounding like rocky after 9 rounds wanted to never leave that bathroom again >5 minutes after, the clean up lady brings me some clothes from the gym out but still in orgasm there and get closer by the second >Then he gives me a hard punch on my face and leaves dress them up and go outside, trying to stay out of sight of everyone manage to exit the library and was heading back home stand up after a while still confused and see her crying next to me "Hey did he hurt you? Are you alright? a call from my ex under it, and close my f "Hey, you are the biggest looser that I have ever met and starts laughing like mad" >I hang up >Neighbors arrive at the door to see wth is going on >They see me semi-hard with her crying and bleeding from her c--- next to me with a black-eye and full of spaghetti on the "MAMMA MIAI MAMMA MIA LET ME GOr" "BEELZEBUB HAD A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE most of them didn't saw what happened so some of them approached me asking if I need any help>FOR MEE >And their reaction was to run towards me and kick me in the stomach, just great had no words, I was Just crying, standing there in the middle like a toddler that lost her mom in the AND BOOOOOM THE ORB EXPLODES AND MATTER IS CREATED to me, she saw □ Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)19:45:36 No.460328087 I AM THE BIG BANG Anonymous (ID: JA+MchDr) 02/21/13(Thu)20:00:40 No.460331774 >So they just f--- me up, kicking and punching, they were 2 guys decently fit so I had no chance really >She tells them to stop and explains that it wasn't my fault >They help me up and I grab my pants finally, full of spaghetti >They take me to the couch and call an ambulance for her EVERYTHING IS EXPANDING AT THE SOUND OF BRIAN MAY'S SOLO I REALIZE THAT I AM GOD I DONT SEE MY BODY ANYMORE, IAM EVERYTHING >I AM LIFE, I AM DEATH, I AM THE PAST AND THE PRESENT you are not c in > look at her and she was laughing all laugh at the same t start to lose consciousness, I get weaker and weaker >But then I feel so bad in the stomach after that kick 뇌 stand up and start sprouting diarrhea from my ass like someone had stuck a mentos and coca cola in my from the clouds mixed with bolognese IS l see a red dust s me >My pants burst with the heat like there was termite dropping from my ass- >The girl is full of s--- on her face, everyone is paralyzed watching what happened I drop my pants and say "I am so sorry oh "This must be another dream!" >So I relax and think i'll wake up soon enough but then I realize that everyone was Lots of red dust is settling around me, but I still see the universe expanding >I will die happy knowing that I created the Universe, no matter how s----- my life was >l am now gone, a far away figure, if you look in the sky you can see me >Some search for god in the clouds and heavens, some search in the stars >Some search for him in their own heart, but after all I am now the red dust the red dust far away, and someday you will find me clean up her face with my sock get paranoid and start running, not even looking back >She stands up and starts running towards the bathroom >On the way she slips on the rest of spaghetti that was there from the dinner and bangs her head on the table shocking a guy, that was >They all started to warp, like in blackhole sun, from soundgarden ce cry and lie down on the floor, and then I open my eyes >Remember to look up in the skies and see, the Horsehead that is your father Freddie, your God I am too tired to go on, thank you for always being here when I needed someone to talk to. Farewell >Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low re WHY IS THIS PLAYING IN MY HEAD? OH GOD >He had bigger teeth than usual, like a big horse (yes bigger than he had) And they all start galloping around me in ci W-- HE IS NOW HORSE OH MY GOD

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