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File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye
File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye

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□ Anonymous 10/17/07(Wed)12 4622 No 43072491 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel lHke it, I just want you to hold me. I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. >> □ Anonymous 101707(Wed)124639 No.43072517 Fle :1192639599 ipg-(141 KB, 680x1024, 1192532104164.jpg) I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. I could hardly contain mysef when I bhurted out, Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT? No honey. I don't feel lke it' a I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her

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File 1331796488 ig(13 KB, 220x266, thumb.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID NrH1qqzi) 03/15/12(Thu)03 2808 No 386981148 Gore thread. Anonymous (D: b4t/akEB) 03/15/12(Thu)03 28.26 No.386981180 File: 1331796505 ipg-(13 KB . 220x303. thumb2㈣ Anonymous (O HbyZmyz) 03/15/12(Thu)I3 29 20 No 38698 1294 File: 1331795550 ong-1206 KB, 368x284, finandjake.png) IT 22386981148 23386981180 Dude, cmon. That's too much, even for /bl Anonymous (ID: ox9RhQPu) 03/15/12(Thu)03-29.40 No.386981346 File: 1331796580 jpg-(8 KB, 271x271, leonidas jpg)
File 1331796488 ig(13 KB, 220x266, thumb.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID NrH1qqzi) 03/15/12(Thu)03 2808 No 386981148 Gore thread. Anonymous (D: b4t/akEB) 03/15/12(Thu)03 28.26 No.386981180 File: 1331796505 ipg-(13 KB . 220x303. thumb2㈣ Anonymous (O HbyZmyz) 03/15/12(Thu)I3 29 20 No 38698 1294 File: 1331795550 ong-1206 KB, 368x284, finandjake.png) IT 22386981148 23386981180 Dude, cmon. That's too much, even for /bl Anonymous (ID: ox9RhQPu) 03/15/12(Thu)03-29.40 No.386981346 File: 1331796580 jpg-(8 KB, 271x271, leonidas jpg)

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Anonymous (ID ) 09/25/12(Tue)17:11:59 No Been married 10 years. Wife rolls on side and lets me f--- her from behind if I nag her enough Suspect she cheating. Always accusing me of cheating Sneak home one night from 2nd shift s--- hole Bust her red handed getting pumped More excited than p----- They realize I'm watching. "Oh s---!" Dude was small, frail looking f--. I'm a big fella I r---- him anally, in front of my wife, most alpha experience of my life That ass was tight, He was quivering as I went at him, crying too Finished, told him to get the f--- out. F----- wife's creamy c---, she got infection Still thinks she f---- around but gives me sex on demand See guy once in a while, he avoids eye contact.
Anonymous (ID ) 09/25/12(Tue)17:11:59 No Been married 10 years. Wife rolls on side and lets me f--- her from behind if I nag her enough Suspect she cheating. Always accusing me of cheating Sneak home one night from 2nd shift s--- hole Bust her red handed getting pumped More excited than p----- They realize I'm watching. "Oh s---!" Dude was small, frail looking f--. I'm a big fella I r---- him anally, in front of my wife, most alpha experience of my life That ass was tight, He was quivering as I went at him, crying too Finished, told him to get the f--- out. F----- wife's creamy c---, she got infection Still thinks she f---- around but gives me sex on demand See guy once in a while, he avoids eye contact.

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Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:40:58 No.210847XXX [Reply Soup /b/ Today I was playing pokemon soul silver and decided to check out red's house. (the epic trainer for those who are not adebt in pokemon knowledge. I remember in the old school games, Red's tv had an SNES game system plugged into his tv. Now he has a wii system. I was thinking to myself, "They shouldve really kept it ol school and kept the SNES there Then I talked to him mom. She told me that she worries about her son red and misses him so much. Then it hit me His mom probably bought him the Wii. She probably buys lots of nice, new things for him. She wants her son to stay home every now and then... But he doesn't, does he? He's so busy with his Pokemon, all the time. He never calls, he never writes... She's worried, and never knows what's happened to him. Living in worry all the time, afraid her son may be missing, or worse, in danger, and worse yet, dead... And never even knowing if he loves her because he never says it. He never says anything at all, and he hasn't for years. She often wonders if she's failed him as a parent, and though she tries to act chipper and only seem somewhat concerned, she feels she failed Red as a parent. Professor Oak tries to convince her otherwise, but in her opinion, he uses Pokemon as an escape from his home life, because it just isn't good enough for him. He was meant for greater things, that she doesn't believe she could provide for him. She keeps a photo of Red on the fridge, and prepares a meal for him every breakfast, lunch and dinner in case he ever comes home. And she eats alone, most of the time... She eats alone, and she feels... so alone. □ Anonymous 03/28/10 (Sun)01:42:33 No.21 0848xxx Jesus...
Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:40:58 No.210847XXX [Reply Soup /b/ Today I was playing pokemon soul silver and decided to check out red's house. (the epic trainer for those who are not adebt in pokemon knowledge. I remember in the old school games, Red's tv had an SNES game system plugged into his tv. Now he has a wii system. I was thinking to myself, "They shouldve really kept it ol school and kept the SNES there Then I talked to him mom. She told me that she worries about her son red and misses him so much. Then it hit me His mom probably bought him the Wii. She probably buys lots of nice, new things for him. She wants her son to stay home every now and then... But he doesn't, does he? He's so busy with his Pokemon, all the time. He never calls, he never writes... She's worried, and never knows what's happened to him. Living in worry all the time, afraid her son may be missing, or worse, in danger, and worse yet, dead... And never even knowing if he loves her because he never says it. He never says anything at all, and he hasn't for years. She often wonders if she's failed him as a parent, and though she tries to act chipper and only seem somewhat concerned, she feels she failed Red as a parent. Professor Oak tries to convince her otherwise, but in her opinion, he uses Pokemon as an escape from his home life, because it just isn't good enough for him. He was meant for greater things, that she doesn't believe she could provide for him. She keeps a photo of Red on the fridge, and prepares a meal for him every breakfast, lunch and dinner in case he ever comes home. And she eats alone, most of the time... She eats alone, and she feels... so alone. □ Anonymous 03/28/10 (Sun)01:42:33 No.21 0848xxx Jesus...

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File: 11747397568 79 K Thumbnail displayed. click image for f ull size 回Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:35 No.73011 8 Hello new friend, my name is Fred. I say, I said my name is Fred, The words you hear are in my head. and Ive been.. very naughty >EAnonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:36 No.730125 79 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, is of my dear love Barbara and just how Ive been.. naughty Anonymous 07/03/24 (Sat)08:36 No.730130 File: 117473980349 62 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size On a lovely Sunday morning my tired eyes beheld, a girly girl, like girl, she smelled, G-I-R-L, is what she spelled, and that's how I spell naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730133 File: 117473982211 42 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed, until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730139 File: 117473984436 84 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The look upon my young love's face was beautiful, divine, as sweet as lace but in this particular case I was never mor naughty Anoymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730141 79 KB, 256x Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size But then my landlords did resume to return me to my porcelain tomb and ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty With love, Fred. Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:38 No.730153 I shat a brick f------ wall.
File: 11747397568 79 K Thumbnail displayed. click image for f ull size 回Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:35 No.73011 8 Hello new friend, my name is Fred. I say, I said my name is Fred, The words you hear are in my head. and Ive been.. very naughty >EAnonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:36 No.730125 79 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, is of my dear love Barbara and just how Ive been.. naughty Anonymous 07/03/24 (Sat)08:36 No.730130 File: 117473980349 62 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size On a lovely Sunday morning my tired eyes beheld, a girly girl, like girl, she smelled, G-I-R-L, is what she spelled, and that's how I spell naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730133 File: 117473982211 42 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed, until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730139 File: 117473984436 84 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The look upon my young love's face was beautiful, divine, as sweet as lace but in this particular case I was never mor naughty Anoymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730141 79 KB, 256x Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size But then my landlords did resume to return me to my porcelain tomb and ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty With love, Fred. Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:38 No.730153 I shat a brick f------ wall.

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File: 1352618056943 jg-(501 KB. 1406x2500, DSC00165.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Y3rbZdxS) 11/11/12(Sun)02 14 16 No.436270808 Rer Caught my gf pooping...so broke up with her She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes shell be ight out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING INr she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f-- up, she didnt so i threw her of, i looked inside the toilet..just as i suspected, a goddam log. bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U W----, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop w----. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. and off to find a woman vwho doesnt poop. Did I do the right thing? Anonymous (ID: hlu7pmpa) 11/11/12(Sun)02:15:37 No.436271058 Of course Anonymous (ID: PQcYskBY) 1 1/11/12(Sun)02:16:38 No 436271230 Yes, sir, you did
File: 1352618056943 jg-(501 KB. 1406x2500, DSC00165.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Y3rbZdxS) 11/11/12(Sun)02 14 16 No.436270808 Rer Caught my gf pooping...so broke up with her She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes shell be ight out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING INr she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f-- up, she didnt so i threw her of, i looked inside the toilet..just as i suspected, a goddam log. bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U W----, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop w----. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. and off to find a woman vwho doesnt poop. Did I do the right thing? Anonymous (ID: hlu7pmpa) 11/11/12(Sun)02:15:37 No.436271058 Of course Anonymous (ID: PQcYskBY) 1 1/11/12(Sun)02:16:38 No 436271230 Yes, sir, you did

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File 1233556594 j9g-21 KB, 300x344) □ Anonymous 020209(Mon)01:3634 No 114043869 Reply Hello, bl Let's count 1 post omitted Click Reply to view 贂Anonymous 020209(Mon)01:40 34 No. 114044699 Triangle! 渺 □ Anonymous 020209(Mon)01.4 1 24 No.1 14044883 Niggerl Anonymous 02/02/09(Mon01:45:01 No. 114045667 I f----- a dog in the ass yesterday Describing /b/ iN just one picture
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File :1204135447 ipg-(27 KB, 225x294) [Reply] 02/27/08(Wed) 13:04:07 No.55950607 MOM SAYS I'M SPECIAL 3 posts omitted. Click Reply to view 02/27/08(Wed) 13:06:04 No.55950771 File :1204135564.ipg-(18 KB, 320x308) >> HELLO THERE SON
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5489194 Were you looking for these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:39 No.5489288 File: 1352014792108.png-(25 KB, 184x143 1351298391782.png) l think he specifically wanted these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.5489271 Reples :--5488299 File: 1352014808893.ipg-(13 KB, 250x250 iseeyourdubs.jpg) think I see5489292 Why yes. yes I was your awesome DUBs Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:40 No.5489283 File: 1352014830637ipg-118 KB, 300x300, Awwwshitnaw.jpg) Stand back and let me show you how it's done, dubfags. Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:41 No.5489298 File: 1352014878293.png-(102 KB, 500x500 1351853838512.png) Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:41 No.5489299 File: 13520148 89 KB, 352x295 1347520877895.jpg) 5489271 Maybe I should give them to you
5489194 Were you looking for these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:39 No.5489288 File: 1352014792108.png-(25 KB, 184x143 1351298391782.png) l think he specifically wanted these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.5489271 Reples :--5488299 File: 1352014808893.ipg-(13 KB, 250x250 iseeyourdubs.jpg) think I see5489292 Why yes. yes I was your awesome DUBs Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:40 No.5489283 File: 1352014830637ipg-118 KB, 300x300, Awwwshitnaw.jpg) Stand back and let me show you how it's done, dubfags. Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:41 No.5489298 File: 1352014878293.png-(102 KB, 500x500 1351853838512.png) Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:41 No.5489299 File: 13520148 89 KB, 352x295 1347520877895.jpg) 5489271 Maybe I should give them to you

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>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53 17 No 13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with si cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden hanch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rambles and the emussion of the occasional tiny fart that Big Thangs would be happering soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car Inoticed a large sale sign proclamng. 'Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon nformed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the ive stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I wnite a lot of software) for your convenience >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53 28 No. 13457445 0.Occupied 1 Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unadentfiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No todet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of todet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1 I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down I'm normally a faurly Shameful Sh Iter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbing, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shamefil habit, my sphincter slammed shut The inane conversation went on and on Mr. Shltter wars blathemg to Mrs Shltter about the sh1tty day he had I sat there, cramp㎎ and miserable, waitng for him to firash As the loud comersation dragged on, I became angrier and angier, thnking that I too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertam terms that f1adn't get crapp㎎ soon, my day would be getting even crappser. >>口09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Fnally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefuness. I no longer cared I gipped the todet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnatude - a cross between the sound of someone nipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not untke someone fining up a Harley. I managed to ht the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped lapping in the breeze, three things became apparent:)1) The nest-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizng indcated that there was more to come, and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a homible, eldritch stench It was as if a gateway to Hel had been opened The foul maasma quckly made way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This inutial herald' fart had ended has conversation in mad-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No. 1 3457455 Oh my God,"I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag. you could hear that (gag)?n Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually Lfted sightly off the pot The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed agamst the bowl with tremendous force. Later 11 surveying the damage, rd see that liqud poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now all I could do was hang on for the nide Next door I could hear him fuumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselbres heard over my a--- symphony "Gotta go. homble. throw up n my mouthnot. make it.. tell the kids. love them. oh God followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retchang Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from neat door, followed by string of swear words and gags My poop-mate had dropped has phone into the todet There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision hin standng there, wondering what to do. A final a--- arnouncement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisly nto the water. That must have been the last straw I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard ham running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind hin >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)0654 07 No. 13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with thas, but I knew that flushing was not an option No tolet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a Boor Blooded with ith As I left, I glanced into the neat-door stall Nothing remained in the bow Had he flushed has phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exated the bathroom, momentarly proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimanation has managed to transfer my he can bring himself to poop in public andI doubt he'l ever again answer has cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom s to my anotymous poop-mate. I think i'll be a S--- HAPPENS And when it does, post it on /b/
>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53 17 No 13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with si cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden hanch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rambles and the emussion of the occasional tiny fart that Big Thangs would be happering soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car Inoticed a large sale sign proclamng. 'Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon nformed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the ive stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I wnite a lot of software) for your convenience >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53 28 No. 13457445 0.Occupied 1 Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unadentfiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No todet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of todet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1 I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down I'm normally a faurly Shameful Sh Iter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbing, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shamefil habit, my sphincter slammed shut The inane conversation went on and on Mr. Shltter wars blathemg to Mrs Shltter about the sh1tty day he had I sat there, cramp㎎ and miserable, waitng for him to firash As the loud comersation dragged on, I became angrier and angier, thnking that I too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertam terms that f1adn't get crapp㎎ soon, my day would be getting even crappser. >>口09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Fnally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefuness. I no longer cared I gipped the todet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnatude - a cross between the sound of someone nipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not untke someone fining up a Harley. I managed to ht the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped lapping in the breeze, three things became apparent:)1) The nest-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizng indcated that there was more to come, and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a homible, eldritch stench It was as if a gateway to Hel had been opened The foul maasma quckly made way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This inutial herald' fart had ended has conversation in mad-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No. 1 3457455 Oh my God,"I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag. you could hear that (gag)?n Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually Lfted sightly off the pot The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed agamst the bowl with tremendous force. Later 11 surveying the damage, rd see that liqud poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now all I could do was hang on for the nide Next door I could hear him fuumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselbres heard over my a--- symphony "Gotta go. homble. throw up n my mouthnot. make it.. tell the kids. love them. oh God followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retchang Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from neat door, followed by string of swear words and gags My poop-mate had dropped has phone into the todet There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision hin standng there, wondering what to do. A final a--- arnouncement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisly nto the water. That must have been the last straw I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard ham running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind hin >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)0654 07 No. 13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with thas, but I knew that flushing was not an option No tolet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a Boor Blooded with ith As I left, I glanced into the neat-door stall Nothing remained in the bow Had he flushed has phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exated the bathroom, momentarly proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimanation has managed to transfer my he can bring himself to poop in public andI doubt he'l ever again answer has cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom s to my anotymous poop-mate. I think i'll be a S--- HAPPENS And when it does, post it on /b/

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Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:41 No.45509318 File1262104 3 KB, 288x287, 1261309421797.png) For three decades I traveled the Earth seeking out the most fearsome of beasts. From the islands of Japan to the frozen wastelands of Antarctica, I trudged onward 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:42 No.45509371 cS File 1262104955 png-(4 KB, 288x287, 1261309464610.png) Even when my feet blistered and bled, my muscles tired and wore, I continued. My body crumbled as I walked, yet I cared not. I had a mission, and neither rain nor snow could impair me enough to surrender Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:43 No.45509427 File 1262105019 png-(5 KB, 288x287, 1261309500150.png) I encountered the most wretched of things. Things that would've torn me to shreds the instant I irritated them. Yet every horrid and godless abomination fell before the power of my will. I broke them into servitude, and made them simple pets Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:45 No.45509491 File1262105104 png-(4 KB, 288x287, 1261309543246.png) cS You see Ive been to the depths of hell and seen the horrific spawn that dwelt in its fires. I liberated them from their agony and brought them to the light of the world to do my bidding. I have surrounded myself with six of these unholy demons and achieved invulnerability Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:46 No.45509560 File 1262105175.ip9-(18 KB, 288x287, 1261309579849.jpg) And now you appear before me as a challenger? You think your petty local accomplishments compare to my journeys circumnavigating the Earth and probing into its flaming depths? If you are that foolish, then you certainly have no chance of victory. But valor amuses me, so I will grant you the honor of facing me in battle. Know that there will be suffering to accompany your loss 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:47 No.45509631 File126210524 (4 KB, 288x287, 1261309619070.png) GO MAGIKARP! Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:52 No.45509934 F--- YEAH 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:53 No.45509987 Ps MAGIKARP X 6
Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:41 No.45509318 File1262104 3 KB, 288x287, 1261309421797.png) For three decades I traveled the Earth seeking out the most fearsome of beasts. From the islands of Japan to the frozen wastelands of Antarctica, I trudged onward 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:42 No.45509371 cS File 1262104955 png-(4 KB, 288x287, 1261309464610.png) Even when my feet blistered and bled, my muscles tired and wore, I continued. My body crumbled as I walked, yet I cared not. I had a mission, and neither rain nor snow could impair me enough to surrender Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:43 No.45509427 File 1262105019 png-(5 KB, 288x287, 1261309500150.png) I encountered the most wretched of things. Things that would've torn me to shreds the instant I irritated them. Yet every horrid and godless abomination fell before the power of my will. I broke them into servitude, and made them simple pets Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:45 No.45509491 File1262105104 png-(4 KB, 288x287, 1261309543246.png) cS You see Ive been to the depths of hell and seen the horrific spawn that dwelt in its fires. I liberated them from their agony and brought them to the light of the world to do my bidding. I have surrounded myself with six of these unholy demons and achieved invulnerability Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:46 No.45509560 File 1262105175.ip9-(18 KB, 288x287, 1261309579849.jpg) And now you appear before me as a challenger? You think your petty local accomplishments compare to my journeys circumnavigating the Earth and probing into its flaming depths? If you are that foolish, then you certainly have no chance of victory. But valor amuses me, so I will grant you the honor of facing me in battle. Know that there will be suffering to accompany your loss 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:47 No.45509631 File126210524 (4 KB, 288x287, 1261309619070.png) GO MAGIKARP! Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:52 No.45509934 F--- YEAH 「Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)11:53 No.45509987 Ps MAGIKARP X 6

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