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>In taco bell, paying for order >Im a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab >grab wallet from my pocket >watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 >hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg >Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder sturn to see angry c--- >she asks "Are you a police officer?" "Nope" >She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" >she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there. >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind >buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show >everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell >two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating >one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal >checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me >she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away >kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand >i smile and wave back

>In taco bell, paying for order >Im a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab >grab wallet from my pocket >watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 >hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg >Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder sturn to see angry c--- >she asks "Are you a police officer?" "Nope" >She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" >she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there. >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind >buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show >everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell >two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating >one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal >checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me >she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away >kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand >i smile and wave back

I'll tell you the story of when I robbed a Taco Bell with my friend be 18 be strapped for cash, no money, no job friend recommends the robbery >whynot.jpg case the Taco Bell, watch it every night for 2 weeks least busy night is monday night around 1:30am next monday, time to rob mang 1:00am on Monday night (Tues morning) walk into Taco Bell with friend wearing all black no need to conceal our faces because this Taco Bell is in the next town starting to get really nervous, freaking out they ask us what we'd like to order >"just... just a cup of water.." they hand me a cu friend pulls his gun "EVERYONE GET WHERE CAN SEE THEM employees are freaking out use the distraction to fill up the water cup with SPRITE! we book it outta there Han, we never told anyone

I'll tell you the story of when I robbed a Taco Bell with my friend be 18 be strapped for cash, no money, no job friend recommends the robbery >whynot.jpg case the Taco Bell, watch it every night for 2 weeks least busy night is monday night around 1:30am next monday, time to rob mang 1:00am on Monday night (Tues morning) walk into Taco Bell with friend wearing all black no need to conceal our faces because this Taco Bell is in the next town starting to get really nervous, freaking out they ask us what we'd like to order >"just... just a cup of water.." they hand me a cu friend pulls his gun "EVERYONE GET WHERE CAN SEE THEM employees are freaking out use the distraction to fill up the water cup with SPRITE! we book it outta there Han, we never told anyone

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File: 1386025699173.ipg-(25 KB, 607 x347, JE' Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)00:13:16 UTC+1 No.519219190 Replies: 225192194082519219902 23519220278 251922164622519221665 23519222313 51922368522519224184 POSTS ENDING IN O ARE NOW TRUE FACTS moot is kill [ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 (Tue)00:24:38 UTC +1 No. 51 9221060 Replies:ー51 9221 279-751 9221 4982:51 9221 665 i have an incredibly small penis Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)00:22:19 UTC+1 No.519220660 Replies: 22519220865 22519220923 23519221114 22519221262 22519221282 23519221340 22519221654 22519221665 23519222034 2:519222369 22519222662 23519223025 32519223528 22519224462 ー51 9224592ー51 9224758ー51 9225065-751 9225525ー51 9225709 In 5 days, 6 hrs and 45sec. New York will be nuked. The devastation of it all will fall on Barrack Obama. He will then be assassinated by a man named Johnathan Overtend □ Anonymous 12/03/13 Tue 00:49:07 UTC+1 No.519225270 Replies:ー5 9225459_51 922561 9>>51 92257042251 92258362251 92259242251 922625422519226318 From now on, having sex with a black person will immediately turn you into a crocodile Crocodiles that have sex with black people will turn into a black person. If two black people have sex with each other then their penises and breasts will turn into crocodiles attached to their bodies □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 00:59:06 UTC+1 No.519226850 Replies: 51 9227040>>51 9227046>>51 9227090>>51 92271 682251 92271 762251 9227207 f-(494 KB, 223x192, 1385327316891.gif) Moot married a black woman from Alabama □ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 Tue 00:1 9: 1 5 UTC +1 No. 51 92201 70 Replies: >>51 9220457-51 9220521-751 9220523-:51 9221 665 Hitler was actually pregnant with an alien baby. It was growing from his c--- so he shot it off and hide under his bed and cried until a fat c--- from Uranus beamed him up and devoured his rectum. We havent heard from him since □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:08:54 UTC+1 No.519228350 Replies >>519228508>>519228530>>51 9228576>>519228690>>51 9228789>>51 92288262:519228889-7519229017>>519229450 I have to an hero on livestream right now Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:12:06 UTC+1 No.519228840 Replies:ー51 9228980>>519229025 519229253 N------ are free □Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:15:18 UTC+1 No.519229340 Replies:ー51 9229580-251 9229953 African Americans have a valid place in society as well educated individuals and should be treated as such. □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:16:43 UTC+1 No.519229580 Replies:ー51 9229802>>51 9229953ー51 9230079 519229340 let this day be regarded as the day that black people got their rights on 4chan Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)01:24:00 UTC+1 No.519230730 Replies: 23519230816519230841 22519230843 23519231004 3:519231023 >>51 9231 391ー51 9231 674ー51 9231714ー51 9231 745 51 9231 779-751 9231 835-751 9231 850-751 9231 913 251 9231 954-51 9231 997 22519231046 23519231059 2:519231081 2519231091 23519231184 22519231194 2251923127923519231281 2351923 Every true post in this thread is a lie, and no other post can prove this wrong □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:31:03 UTC+1 No.519231 850 Replies:ー51 9231 916>>51 9231 9842251 9232060>>5192320872751 9232123 P> This post was merely a loop in space and time, a momentary parosox that is sovereign from this reality and completely ignored [567 replies] [68 images]

File: 1386025699173.ipg-(25 KB, 607 x347, JE' Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)00:13:16 UTC+1 No.519219190 Replies: 225192194082519219902 23519220278 251922164622519221665 23519222313 51922368522519224184 POSTS ENDING IN O ARE NOW TRUE FACTS moot is kill [ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 (Tue)00:24:38 UTC +1 No. 51 9221060 Replies:ー51 9221 279-751 9221 4982:51 9221 665 i have an incredibly small penis Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)00:22:19 UTC+1 No.519220660 Replies: 22519220865 22519220923 23519221114 22519221262 22519221282 23519221340 22519221654 22519221665 23519222034 2:519222369 22519222662 23519223025 32519223528 22519224462 ー51 9224592ー51 9224758ー51 9225065-751 9225525ー51 9225709 In 5 days, 6 hrs and 45sec. New York will be nuked. The devastation of it all will fall on Barrack Obama. He will then be assassinated by a man named Johnathan Overtend □ Anonymous 12/03/13 Tue 00:49:07 UTC+1 No.519225270 Replies:ー5 9225459_51 922561 9>>51 92257042251 92258362251 92259242251 922625422519226318 From now on, having sex with a black person will immediately turn you into a crocodile Crocodiles that have sex with black people will turn into a black person. If two black people have sex with each other then their penises and breasts will turn into crocodiles attached to their bodies □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 00:59:06 UTC+1 No.519226850 Replies: 51 9227040>>51 9227046>>51 9227090>>51 92271 682251 92271 762251 9227207 f-(494 KB, 223x192, 1385327316891.gif) Moot married a black woman from Alabama □ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 Tue 00:1 9: 1 5 UTC +1 No. 51 92201 70 Replies: >>51 9220457-51 9220521-751 9220523-:51 9221 665 Hitler was actually pregnant with an alien baby. It was growing from his c--- so he shot it off and hide under his bed and cried until a fat c--- from Uranus beamed him up and devoured his rectum. We havent heard from him since □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:08:54 UTC+1 No.519228350 Replies >>519228508>>519228530>>51 9228576>>519228690>>51 9228789>>51 92288262:519228889-7519229017>>519229450 I have to an hero on livestream right now Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:12:06 UTC+1 No.519228840 Replies:ー51 9228980>>519229025 519229253 N------ are free □Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:15:18 UTC+1 No.519229340 Replies:ー51 9229580-251 9229953 African Americans have a valid place in society as well educated individuals and should be treated as such. □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:16:43 UTC+1 No.519229580 Replies:ー51 9229802>>51 9229953ー51 9230079 519229340 let this day be regarded as the day that black people got their rights on 4chan Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)01:24:00 UTC+1 No.519230730 Replies: 23519230816519230841 22519230843 23519231004 3:519231023 >>51 9231 391ー51 9231 674ー51 9231714ー51 9231 745 51 9231 779-751 9231 835-751 9231 850-751 9231 913 251 9231 954-51 9231 997 22519231046 23519231059 2:519231081 2519231091 23519231184 22519231194 2251923127923519231281 2351923 Every true post in this thread is a lie, and no other post can prove this wrong □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:31:03 UTC+1 No.519231 850 Replies:ー51 9231 916>>51 9231 9842251 9232060>>5192320872751 9232123 P> This post was merely a loop in space and time, a momentary parosox that is sovereign from this reality and completely ignored [567 replies] [68 images]

4chan /b/ moot /b/tard obama is the black jesus

「Anonymous 08/25/13(Sun)06:26 No.13309601 Replies: 2213309616 >13309580 lol, you know things can be staged right? 「Cogmaster Harston !!wpDVzPR7uq 08/25/13(Sun)06:34 No. 13309616 13309601 Yeah but I like to think this one isn't, altough it probably is.

「Anonymous 08/25/13(Sun)06:26 No.13309601 Replies: 2213309616 >13309580 lol, you know things can be staged right? 「Cogmaster Harston !!wpDVzPR7uq 08/25/13(Sun)06:34 No. 13309616 13309601 Yeah but I like to think this one isn't, altough it probably is.

Can't Simmer the Zimmer

Found this on /mlp/, of all places...

Found this on /mlp/, of all places...

snickers george zimmerman

This is probably my favorite green text story iv'e seen on 4chan so far.

Mainly because of how silly it is. Found on a skullgirls general on /vg/.

Mainly because of how silly it is. Found on a skullgirls general on /vg/.

4chan double greentext skullgirls ko samson fillia kissing hair triple penetration too much tags

File: 1.ipg-(930 KB, 3264x1840, foto_no_exif.jpg) 370627113751 □ Anonymous (ID: jbq36cEP) 06/07/13(Fri)13:45:13 №485509854 Replies:ー485510054ー4855 305 -4855 10341 -485510a 485511760485511916 So /b/, I caught this lizard. 08, 80, and 97 decide what I do, but 07, 79, and 96 release him immediately. I will not eat it. >> □ Anonymous (ID: pghbpNqD) 06/07/13(Fri)13:46:25 No.485510054 2485509854 (OP) and on this day, the lizard was freed Anonymous (ID: gMxxkuJy) 06/07/13(Fri)13:47:19 No.485510197 Replies: >485510287 485510394 >485510430 >485510519>485510583485510617485510714 485510 485511519 485511710 >485511916 Give him an red cape

File: 1.ipg-(930 KB, 3264x1840, foto_no_exif.jpg) 370627113751 □ Anonymous (ID: jbq36cEP) 06/07/13(Fri)13:45:13 №485509854 Replies:ー485510054ー4855 305 -4855 10341 -485510a 485511760485511916 So /b/, I caught this lizard. 08, 80, and 97 decide what I do, but 07, 79, and 96 release him immediately. I will not eat it. >> □ Anonymous (ID: pghbpNqD) 06/07/13(Fri)13:46:25 No.485510054 2485509854 (OP) and on this day, the lizard was freed Anonymous (ID: gMxxkuJy) 06/07/13(Fri)13:47:19 No.485510197 Replies: >485510287 485510394 >485510430 >485510519>485510583485510617485510714 485510 485511519 485511710 >485511916 Give him an red cape

>Be 16 >Be a woman >walking to mall when I see a feminazi holding up some guy >she's bitching about how 26 KB JPG he held the door for her >man is confused and doesn't know what to do as she is yelling at him feeling alpha as f--- I walk up to her knowing damn well that she biked here (wearing biking s---) >tell her she left her car lights on >she stops bitching and turns to me I didn't drive here" >my response: "oh that's right, because women can't drive." >bitch flips a s--- and yells at me for doing this to a "fellow sister" >man can now escape her >he nods and mouths thank you no regrets >mfw

>Be 16 >Be a woman >walking to mall when I see a feminazi holding up some guy >she's bitching about how 26 KB JPG he held the door for her >man is confused and doesn't know what to do as she is yelling at him feeling alpha as f--- I walk up to her knowing damn well that she biked here (wearing biking s---) >tell her she left her car lights on >she stops bitching and turns to me I didn't drive here" >my response: "oh that's right, because women can't drive." >bitch flips a s--- and yells at me for doing this to a "fellow sister" >man can now escape her >he nods and mouths thank you no regrets >mfw

greentext story feminism

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146179202 More copypasta about Skyrm I thnk Skyrie's biggest aw can be explained by desciaing nhow the game would handle quests trom Celivion oeivion Some women are robbing and backmaling maried men I need you to ind the suspects, let them try to seduce you, an catch thom in t d sanm Some wonen ano robbng and tackinaing manod men 1need you to go ntoms angoon A"ofteoornancers and k@hen Oolvion Teese ghosts are hauntng my ship bro Here's a siver swond, can you go ad get rs of ? bion BRO KWAT TCH IS GETTING FUCKNO GET IN THERE AND SAVE EVERYONE DOO Skyrm BRO THIS DUNGEON IS GETTING F------ DRAUGRD GET IN THERE AND KILL EVERYONE DOG Skyrm Afuckangba dt stio my regn.n.gotrvsdrooon and get襛back wand, ot br Dtw grl Sayam Some a------ is running a game on an siand somewhere whorne peopile hunl 00ver people orf Wond has ithat he's in a dungeon reaby lockng for treanure to fundis gme Go and ki hm Whar You want to see n game or yourser? Nonsense te dungeon wit be far mone convenent OE you go Ty not to trp over any Orauge

File: 1361544115201.ipg-(6 KB, 160x314, greensuit.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EUOZdiln) 02/22/13(Fri)09:41:55 No.460469523 Step 1: Put on Green Suit Step 2: Go to Local News Station Step 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weatherman Step 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard. Anonymous (ID: icvzSsij) 02/22/13(Fri)09:44:03 No.460469715 10/10 Anonymous (ID: F6F7w2vN) 02/22/13(Fri)09:45:07 No.460469819 i haha'd Anonymous (ID: D6G4GZbw) 02/22/13(Fri)09:47:07 No.460469994 Simple yet effective comedy

File: 1361544115201.ipg-(6 KB, 160x314, greensuit.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EUOZdiln) 02/22/13(Fri)09:41:55 No.460469523 Step 1: Put on Green Suit Step 2: Go to Local News Station Step 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weatherman Step 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard. Anonymous (ID: icvzSsij) 02/22/13(Fri)09:44:03 No.460469715 10/10 Anonymous (ID: F6F7w2vN) 02/22/13(Fri)09:45:07 No.460469819 i haha'd Anonymous (ID: D6G4GZbw) 02/22/13(Fri)09:47:07 No.460469994 Simple yet effective comedy

The tale of Ahmed

Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)22:37:14 UTC-0 No.500484831 Reples0543511404740477250499571 first day of acting class in my senior year everyone in the class is mostly younger than me tard and tard wrangler waks in >he makes a noise that sounds like a dieing cat shitpans is laugh sits wut jpg -we get called up to the stage for an activity of my teacher trusts me, she partners me off with ahmed Pits an improv he insists that he is mumble the penguin from happy feet i say ok thats fine our turn comes up he starts making the dieing cat noise and rapidly kidking his feet on the ground he sareams out "BUFFALO WINGS" and kidks the tard wrangler in the shin she goes down she arawls to the door > i take it into my own hands to calm him down tell him "what would gloria the penguin say if she saw you like this. kinda for s---- and giggles He litterally says and i quote She would tell me to rethink my life lose my s--- and start laughing he screams out "BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO RINGS he hobbles towards me the tard wrangler grabs him and shows him a piece of paper he calms down i say he starts freaking out again and punches himself in the chest and falls to the ground tamer takes him out of the classroom > i can hear him sareaming buffalo wings from outside s he runs back in the classroom and starts tap dancing again grab him. he trys to pull away while making the dieing cat noise pray to god ill see hi This is the true story of ahmecd > 2nd week of school in acting class again >havent seen ahmed since he was taking back to tard HQ on that faithful day ssitting in class and right before the bell rings ahmed walks in they trust him now he walks in and sits behind me in the exact same spot makes dieing cat now and says "hi juicy joseph say "hi ahmed, how are you bud" he says cold he says "because im mumble the penguin >s--- pants ., for e go up to the stage for another -we get paired off into groups, im not in ahmeds group >his group goes first, they choose to do a cirous sa d--- girl (from now on i will refer to her as "dikemaster") is playing the ring leader she says "ladies and gentlemen like me present the amazing ahmed s he says "IM HALF PENGUIN HALF FROG HALF BUFFALO WING he headbutts this kid who is 400 pounds in my class HE F------ FALLS TO THE GROUND he sαeams out "I WONT TAKE YOUR S--- ANYMORE GLORIA" WHATTTTT JPG and k the >ahmed instantly jazzhands him in the balls again steacher pulls out a radio from no where and says "we have a situation in the theature Pits like hes a murderer she grabs the nearest giris boob >but why she is screaming out JUICY JOSEPHat this point >he runs over to me and punches me in th chest 巧tard wranglers run in he makes that cat noise dikemaster trys to calm him down he kidks her in the arotch and begings sareaming out his catch phrase BUFFALO WINGSSSS the tard wranglers pin him on the ground and show him the peace of paper >he calms down ed out of the room im walking through the halls to acting class >i go sit down in my chair little do i know i will be seeing ahmed today its like obama and 2 secret service men h@ say打uicy juicy JOSEPHHHHH' > hi ahmed how are ya bud? he says im pretty hot today i say he says "BECAUSE PENGUINS BELONG IN NANTARTICA(how he pernounces it >i say well thats not good >he says "buffalo glers tense up > i say Phe says "I am mumble the sits just one of those ahmed days. we go up to the stage for another excersize >dikemaster and the 400 pound man are steering clear of ahmed >i wonder how dikemasters testicles are feeling its improv again get really excited to see what ahmed has to bring to the table Phe gives him a hand prop, its a frying pan 》ahmed gets to go first he says"hey juicy joseph > and i say yes a > the class thinks me and his friendship is cute he says "guess what i got cookin zi ask >he says "BUFFALO WINGS the frying pan at my teacher, it misses and hi ts a giant sign that falls on her head >tard wranglers activate tard control alpha >kicks one of the tard wranglers square in s the tard wranger pulls out a radio and says "Code 4 in the theature LOL CODE 4 MUST BE BAD he headbutts the 400 pound man again the tard wrangler runs over and shows ahmed the peice of paper ahmed immediately calms down > he flips the paper over, its from his HW last night for Tard Hq sit HE FLIPS S--- he runs over and throws a chair at the door when 4 more tard wranglers run in, the hired a new one > new tard wrangler goes down > Police officer runs in and tackles ahmed Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)23:35.38 UTC-O No.508493484 Replies508 493827 9084943 Cont from 3rd post police officer is dragging ahmed from his heels through the halls he is screaming juicy joseph save me!" lolol i saeam, dont worry youre big and strong from all of those buffalo wings you it in his eye >he says to the cop F--- YOU GLORIA > he flips over and kicks him in the nads edikemaster runs over to comfort the cop > ahmed is running through the hallway screaming juicy juicyyyyy i follow him because i can >he runs into the girls bathroom and proceeds to piss in the sink > he proceeds to leave his pants around his ankles and run out into the hallway only to be greeted by a 18 tard wrangles (except for the new one who was knocked unoonscious) he screams "BUFFALO WINGS and drop kicks the orginal wrangler and runs over here escaping to freedom i hear a radio "code 5 i repeat CODE 5 he runs outside butt ass naked, he ditched his shirt in a trashcan s he says "1 AM HOME" and falls to the ground s he lets the tard wranglers catch him and the feat is over >I said "cya later ahmed > and he says im scared for our next encounter "ok gloria"

Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)22:37:14 UTC-0 No.500484831 Reples0543511404740477250499571 first day of acting class in my senior year everyone in the class is mostly younger than me tard and tard wrangler waks in >he makes a noise that sounds like a dieing cat shitpans is laugh sits wut jpg -we get called up to the stage for an activity of my teacher trusts me, she partners me off with ahmed Pits an improv he insists that he is mumble the penguin from happy feet i say ok thats fine our turn comes up he starts making the dieing cat noise and rapidly kidking his feet on the ground he sareams out "BUFFALO WINGS" and kidks the tard wrangler in the shin she goes down she arawls to the door > i take it into my own hands to calm him down tell him "what would gloria the penguin say if she saw you like this. kinda for s---- and giggles He litterally says and i quote She would tell me to rethink my life lose my s--- and start laughing he screams out "BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO RINGS he hobbles towards me the tard wrangler grabs him and shows him a piece of paper he calms down i say he starts freaking out again and punches himself in the chest and falls to the ground tamer takes him out of the classroom > i can hear him sareaming buffalo wings from outside s he runs back in the classroom and starts tap dancing again grab him. he trys to pull away while making the dieing cat noise pray to god ill see hi This is the true story of ahmecd > 2nd week of school in acting class again >havent seen ahmed since he was taking back to tard HQ on that faithful day ssitting in class and right before the bell rings ahmed walks in they trust him now he walks in and sits behind me in the exact same spot makes dieing cat now and says "hi juicy joseph say "hi ahmed, how are you bud" he says cold he says "because im mumble the penguin >s--- pants ., for e go up to the stage for another -we get paired off into groups, im not in ahmeds group >his group goes first, they choose to do a cirous sa d--- girl (from now on i will refer to her as "dikemaster") is playing the ring leader she says "ladies and gentlemen like me present the amazing ahmed s he says "IM HALF PENGUIN HALF FROG HALF BUFFALO WING he headbutts this kid who is 400 pounds in my class HE F------ FALLS TO THE GROUND he sαeams out "I WONT TAKE YOUR S--- ANYMORE GLORIA" WHATTTTT JPG and k the >ahmed instantly jazzhands him in the balls again steacher pulls out a radio from no where and says "we have a situation in the theature Pits like hes a murderer she grabs the nearest giris boob >but why she is screaming out JUICY JOSEPHat this point >he runs over to me and punches me in th chest 巧tard wranglers run in he makes that cat noise dikemaster trys to calm him down he kidks her in the arotch and begings sareaming out his catch phrase BUFFALO WINGSSSS the tard wranglers pin him on the ground and show him the peace of paper >he calms down ed out of the room im walking through the halls to acting class >i go sit down in my chair little do i know i will be seeing ahmed today its like obama and 2 secret service men h@ say打uicy juicy JOSEPHHHHH' > hi ahmed how are ya bud? he says im pretty hot today i say he says "BECAUSE PENGUINS BELONG IN NANTARTICA(how he pernounces it >i say well thats not good >he says "buffalo glers tense up > i say Phe says "I am mumble the sits just one of those ahmed days. we go up to the stage for another excersize >dikemaster and the 400 pound man are steering clear of ahmed >i wonder how dikemasters testicles are feeling its improv again get really excited to see what ahmed has to bring to the table Phe gives him a hand prop, its a frying pan 》ahmed gets to go first he says"hey juicy joseph > and i say yes a > the class thinks me and his friendship is cute he says "guess what i got cookin zi ask >he says "BUFFALO WINGS the frying pan at my teacher, it misses and hi ts a giant sign that falls on her head >tard wranglers activate tard control alpha >kicks one of the tard wranglers square in s the tard wranger pulls out a radio and says "Code 4 in the theature LOL CODE 4 MUST BE BAD he headbutts the 400 pound man again the tard wrangler runs over and shows ahmed the peice of paper ahmed immediately calms down > he flips the paper over, its from his HW last night for Tard Hq sit HE FLIPS S--- he runs over and throws a chair at the door when 4 more tard wranglers run in, the hired a new one > new tard wrangler goes down > Police officer runs in and tackles ahmed Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)23:35.38 UTC-O No.508493484 Replies508 493827 9084943 Cont from 3rd post police officer is dragging ahmed from his heels through the halls he is screaming juicy joseph save me!" lolol i saeam, dont worry youre big and strong from all of those buffalo wings you it in his eye >he says to the cop F--- YOU GLORIA > he flips over and kicks him in the nads edikemaster runs over to comfort the cop > ahmed is running through the hallway screaming juicy juicyyyyy i follow him because i can >he runs into the girls bathroom and proceeds to piss in the sink > he proceeds to leave his pants around his ankles and run out into the hallway only to be greeted by a 18 tard wrangles (except for the new one who was knocked unoonscious) he screams "BUFFALO WINGS and drop kicks the orginal wrangler and runs over here escaping to freedom i hear a radio "code 5 i repeat CODE 5 he runs outside butt ass naked, he ditched his shirt in a trashcan s he says "1 AM HOME" and falls to the ground s he lets the tard wranglers catch him and the feat is over >I said "cya later ahmed > and he says im scared for our next encounter "ok gloria"

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□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)21:32 UTC-5 No.28552375 28551965 I wonder what argonian t--- feel like. Especially the n------. Since all the races can cross breed in TES, I figure they got to have nips. I wonder if they are all dry and scaly or if they are covered by scales that open up to reveal a moist throbbing nip. Either way, argonians are gonna take a good bit of lube to t---- f--- and even then it has got to be like rubbing your d--- through a moist cheese grater. A delicious, sensual cheese grater That moans in a gravely voice demanding more warm, soft d--- Then again, they might have some kind of vile vagina on the whole. The kind of vag that looks like someone kicked in the side of a rotting hog Meh, I'd still hit it. For novelty if nothing else. Although, I would probably plow all the races in TES. Even those dryads that would give you d--- splinters and those helen keller goblins. I do have a blind chick fetish afterall. A blind argonian might be interesting. And making any race blind is pretty simple. Plus when you make them blind, you have two more holes to f---. The muzzle is an interesting concept. I wonder if I could f--- them or a khajeet in the nostril while they tongue my nuts. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to c-- in their though because it would get on their brain and make them go insane or retarded or something. Retarded might not stop me, but insane with those teeth by my balls would be worrisome. TES orcs all the way in one on one, large battle gotta go with Tolkien

□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)21:32 UTC-5 No.28552375 28551965 I wonder what argonian t--- feel like. Especially the n------. Since all the races can cross breed in TES, I figure they got to have nips. I wonder if they are all dry and scaly or if they are covered by scales that open up to reveal a moist throbbing nip. Either way, argonians are gonna take a good bit of lube to t---- f--- and even then it has got to be like rubbing your d--- through a moist cheese grater. A delicious, sensual cheese grater That moans in a gravely voice demanding more warm, soft d--- Then again, they might have some kind of vile vagina on the whole. The kind of vag that looks like someone kicked in the side of a rotting hog Meh, I'd still hit it. For novelty if nothing else. Although, I would probably plow all the races in TES. Even those dryads that would give you d--- splinters and those helen keller goblins. I do have a blind chick fetish afterall. A blind argonian might be interesting. And making any race blind is pretty simple. Plus when you make them blind, you have two more holes to f---. The muzzle is an interesting concept. I wonder if I could f--- them or a khajeet in the nostril while they tongue my nuts. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to c-- in their though because it would get on their brain and make them go insane or retarded or something. Retarded might not stop me, but insane with those teeth by my balls would be worrisome. TES orcs all the way in one on one, large battle gotta go with Tolkien

□ Anonymous 07/20/11(Ned)00:48 No.15641924 Let me tell you about necromancy, Itg/.I played a necromancer once, in what I thought was a solo game over IRC. I went around to places where the economy was horrible, the rulers were tyrants, and the people were downtrodden There, hidden in cairns and crypts, I taught. I taught the people how to use the dead in their defense-and when defense was not needed, in their fields. I taught spellcraft and surgery. I taught them to think for themselve I overthrew tyrants, I saved civilizations.I left in my wake prosperous, well-fed democracies, populated by the living and the working dead. Eventually, I became old. Tired. I knew that lichdom was not for me-benefits aside, I was ready to move on. I had mastered this side of death--yet there was so much more to learn, that required intimate knowledge of the other side □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:48 No.1564 1933 P> As I prepared my final resting place, with a missive spell to go out to all my proteges, I used a simple scrying spell to view the places I had visited, once more. What I saw surprised and disgusted me. The living once again worked the fields, instead of the schools and libraries. So-called 'good kings' once more had tyranny over the people. Ignorance and fear ruled these lands again. And bodies were cremated, even the bones, and scattered so that no necromancer could use them, for good or for ill I traced back the lines of fate to find what had caused such disasters, what had destroyed the lands which I had saved. Adventurers, So-called saviors, hunting down the most powerful necromancer in the world. The Arch-Lich, they called me. I wasn't even dead! The stories they circulated claimed I had lived a thousand-thousand years, spreading misery and the walking dead in my wake. Misery, most certainly not, and I was scarcely sixty years old, though my mentor had certainly lived a long time, and his mentor before him. I was not even a lich! Not long after I discovered this, my body failing, one organ at the time, this group of adventurers found me. □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:49 No.1564 1938 15641933 I lay on my deathbed. They were expecting a fight, some cackling, evil mastermind to kill so that they could have been called heroes. They did not expect an old, bitter man who had seen his life's work destroyed because of paranoia and bigotry I told them what I had done, and why I had done it. I told them of my hopes and dreams, for a world where no living man would have to work, where all could spend time doing what they truely desired study, advancement, even the simple pleasures of a small arm and amily if they so wished. A world ree of petty tyrants, where each man could vote or the ruler oftheir town or her nation. In the end, I cried. For my proteges, good men dead at the hands of these heroes. For my plans, dashed against the rocks of hatred. For myself, an old, broken dying man with a wasted life As it turns out, my DM was using me as the BBEG for another campaign he was running... and according to him, I succeeded beautifully

□ Anonymous 07/20/11(Ned)00:48 No.15641924 Let me tell you about necromancy, Itg/.I played a necromancer once, in what I thought was a solo game over IRC. I went around to places where the economy was horrible, the rulers were tyrants, and the people were downtrodden There, hidden in cairns and crypts, I taught. I taught the people how to use the dead in their defense-and when defense was not needed, in their fields. I taught spellcraft and surgery. I taught them to think for themselve I overthrew tyrants, I saved civilizations.I left in my wake prosperous, well-fed democracies, populated by the living and the working dead. Eventually, I became old. Tired. I knew that lichdom was not for me-benefits aside, I was ready to move on. I had mastered this side of death--yet there was so much more to learn, that required intimate knowledge of the other side □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:48 No.1564 1933 P> As I prepared my final resting place, with a missive spell to go out to all my proteges, I used a simple scrying spell to view the places I had visited, once more. What I saw surprised and disgusted me. The living once again worked the fields, instead of the schools and libraries. So-called 'good kings' once more had tyranny over the people. Ignorance and fear ruled these lands again. And bodies were cremated, even the bones, and scattered so that no necromancer could use them, for good or for ill I traced back the lines of fate to find what had caused such disasters, what had destroyed the lands which I had saved. Adventurers, So-called saviors, hunting down the most powerful necromancer in the world. The Arch-Lich, they called me. I wasn't even dead! The stories they circulated claimed I had lived a thousand-thousand years, spreading misery and the walking dead in my wake. Misery, most certainly not, and I was scarcely sixty years old, though my mentor had certainly lived a long time, and his mentor before him. I was not even a lich! Not long after I discovered this, my body failing, one organ at the time, this group of adventurers found me. □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:49 No.1564 1938 15641933 I lay on my deathbed. They were expecting a fight, some cackling, evil mastermind to kill so that they could have been called heroes. They did not expect an old, bitter man who had seen his life's work destroyed because of paranoia and bigotry I told them what I had done, and why I had done it. I told them of my hopes and dreams, for a world where no living man would have to work, where all could spend time doing what they truely desired study, advancement, even the simple pleasures of a small arm and amily if they so wished. A world ree of petty tyrants, where each man could vote or the ruler oftheir town or her nation. In the end, I cried. For my proteges, good men dead at the hands of these heroes. For my plans, dashed against the rocks of hatred. For myself, an old, broken dying man with a wasted life As it turns out, my DM was using me as the BBEG for another campaign he was running... and according to him, I succeeded beautifully

"He sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain"

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:28:49 No.514430909 You mad that I f--- 20 times more girls than you f------? 17 KB JPCG Anonymous 11/05/13/(Tue)00:29:17 No.514430972 20 x 0 = 0 vagisodium he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captairn #clever

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:28:49 No.514430909 You mad that I f--- 20 times more girls than you f------? 17 KB JPCG Anonymous 11/05/13/(Tue)00:29:17 No.514430972 20 x 0 = 0 vagisodium he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captairn #clever

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