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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![File: 1353982915835.png-(123 KB, 400x334, up.png) Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.43322849 [Reply] How are they supposed to take a s---? 27 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.43323778 Replies: 43323819 2243323894 2243323900 2243323922 One day after a gigantic meal Dog had to take a s---. While Cat was reading his monthly issue of Fish Monthly Dog suddenly looked down at Cat and said "Gee willickers Cat do I sure have to take a s---." So Dog ran in to the bathroom with Cat behind him and squated Cat's face over the toilet. With a mighty grunt a big stinky cloud of fart-smog left Cat's mouth, covering the room and causing wallpaper to peel from the wall. As Dog prepared to s--- Cat felt a big lump in his throat, much like phlegm but larger and impossible to ignore. He felt Dog's huge turd slip down his throat and in to his mouth, scraping against the back of his teeth. He had to endure this for roughly forty six minutes before the log finally left their unified bodies, coiling in the toilet below like a giant cup of softserve. The log of crap was so horribly disgusting that Winslow, who had just now walked in to the room, immediately caught scent of it and died due to his sensitive little rat nose. Dog then got off the toilet and said to Cat, "Gee cat that sure was a grumpy dumpy!" Cat couldn't respond because Cat too was dead, having suffocated at first but then losing all skin on his face from the sheer rank of the turd. Dog mourned Cat's death for a few minutes and invited the Greaser Dogs over, where they proceeded to sever Cat from his body and lay him on the floor of his house like a fine pelt carpet. Hi ho diggety Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.43323819 File: 1353984474075.gif-(637 KB, 273x154, up.gif) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323894 File: 1353984616484 KB, 274x265, princess peach rides m b....png) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323900 File: 1353984625029.ipg-(12 KB, 307x230, Xanatos3.jpg) >43323778 l should be disgusted. But yet I'm greatly amazed at the creativity of this little story Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.43323922 File: 13539846 398467725 (57 KB, 331x319, 1333576779632.jpg) >>43323778 >Hi ho diggety 7,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/648/605/6d2.png "6d2.png")
![File: 1401287177144ipg (55 KB, 436x310) Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue07:54:13 No. 30291 15トー30291902-3030406 SOMEBODY >> O OK3 02/03/15(Tue)07:56:22 No. 30291 24-2-3029387 File: criipg (25 KB, 555x312) SO CALL ME MAYBE Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)07:56:54 No.30291 25 >>3030478 I WANT CANDY Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:00:29 No.3029137 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:00:46 No.3029140 IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES >> O Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:07:14 No.3029163 LET THE BUDDIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BUDDIES HIT THE FLOOR Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:08:12 No.3029164 >>3032448 ONE OF THESE DAYS [AUDIO DISTORTION] Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:09:56 No.3029169 IM THE MAP IM THE MAP IM THE MAP Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:10:12 No.3029170 TWO TRAILER PARK BOYS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE >> Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:11:31 No.3029172 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT Anonymous 02/03/15(Tue)08:12:31 No.3029175 IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/910/192/024.png "aeiou")
![File: 1550704590350.png (90 KB, 900x1042) O I want death Anonymous 04/17/20(Fri)00:13:55 No.57684682 [Reply] >>57684723 >Had a dream that I had a group of friends that cared about me >Some of them are people involved with my past and some are people I fantasized about having close relationships to >Towards the end of the dream it becomes apparent that they don't care about me and that I'm the unwanted outsider of the group >Start getting blatantly ignored every time I try to bring something into the conversation >Start getting thrown glances of contempt and disgust my direction although these "friends" don't utter a word to me from this point onward >Tacitly think to myself that this is the inevitable conclusion of all of my interactions and swiftly leave the group to wander the streets on my own >As I begin to trail off I can start to hear the group restart the lively conversations with each other, sounding animated and just happy to share each others company and experiences. >Stare off into the horizon >The colorful hues of sunlight fade into a disgusting mixture of brown and grey >tfw I can't even draw respite from my own inevitable solitude >Wake up to reality It was never much different to begin with Anonymous 04/17/20(Fri)00:18:45 No.57684723 >>57684682 (OP). Consider one thing: This board is filled with people who feel like you. They know your pain. There are others out there who would happily be your friend. You are weird, but so are others, the thing you have to do is find those weirdos. Go to anime conventions, dungeons and dragons clubs and nerdy s--- like that. Study something MINT while you're at it. You are probably not as much of a lost cause as you think you are.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/831/385/028.jpg "Anon gives some advice on /R9k | /r/4chan")
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