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Anonymous 11/10/12(Sat)08:54 No.271 394 12 Replies: >>27139462 >>27139491 >227139570 >>27139596 we open with two kids flying on podracers. they are weaving in and out of each other's lines of traffic and laughing, clearly having done this before. there is a young man, roughly 14 years old, and a girl (presumably his sister) about the same age. Their similar facial features lead us to believe they are twins. Cue the music Boy: This is it We're having a race We're going to see Who's the king of space Girl: This is it We're having fun! We're going to see Who will be number one! Both: Who knows what dangers You and I will be faaa-ciing? Girl: Look out for that tree! Boy: Now this is what I call pod-raaa-ciiing! They both come to a large tree and stop. Several ewoks come down from the branches on vines and the music changes to a sharper, more tribal beat Ewok 1: Yub nub It's ewok for love, love Yub nub It means I love vou! The ewoks begin dancing around the young boy and girl, and they continue the dance with the ewoks. Another podracer descends on them, this one holding a gungan. The music changes again, this time with a somewhat jamaican beat Gungan: Me-sa name is Jar-Jar A-Jar-Jar da third Me-sa Gungan, me so happy We-sa share-a dis world! that's all i have so far, but I guarantee this is how Disney's Star Wars VIl: The Galactic Musical begins

Anonymous 11/10/12(Sat)08:54 No.271 394 12 Replies: >>27139462 >>27139491 >227139570 >>27139596 we open with two kids flying on podracers. they are weaving in and out of each other's lines of traffic and laughing, clearly having done this before. there is a young man, roughly 14 years old, and a girl (presumably his sister) about the same age. Their similar facial features lead us to believe they are twins. Cue the music Boy: This is it We're having a race We're going to see Who's the king of space Girl: This is it We're having fun! We're going to see Who will be number one! Both: Who knows what dangers You and I will be faaa-ciing? Girl: Look out for that tree! Boy: Now this is what I call pod-raaa-ciiing! They both come to a large tree and stop. Several ewoks come down from the branches on vines and the music changes to a sharper, more tribal beat Ewok 1: Yub nub It's ewok for love, love Yub nub It means I love vou! The ewoks begin dancing around the young boy and girl, and they continue the dance with the ewoks. Another podracer descends on them, this one holding a gungan. The music changes again, this time with a somewhat jamaican beat Gungan: Me-sa name is Jar-Jar A-Jar-Jar da third Me-sa Gungan, me so happy We-sa share-a dis world! that's all i have so far, but I guarantee this is how Disney's Star Wars VIl: The Galactic Musical begins

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□ Anonymous (ID: pxiAfGrD) 06/22/13(Sat)16:24:55 No.488590143 File: 1371932695171.ipg-(146 KB, 570x742, Bob-ong jpg) >Feminists are sexual supremacists, pure and simple and should be looked at no differently than the Ku Klux Klan, Al Sharpton, or the Westboro Baptist Church. This isn't the 1800's. You got your equal rights, now shut the f--- up. >There's nothing inherently wrong with being gay, but I shouldn't be able to tell that you're a f-- or d--- just by looking at you. Gay "pride" parades should be outlawed. There's nothing to be proud of and no kid should be subjected to some f----- in a dress with a dildo strapped to his forehead dancing down the street. If I had a straight pride parade, I'd be labled a homophobic closet case >Anyone who uses the argument "Hurr durr u don't love gay pplz dat must mean ur secretly gay yourself" should be allowed to be legally killed on the spot. That is the most ignorant f------ backwards logic Ive ever heard. I hate pedophiles, does that mean I secretly enjoy f------ children? >The legal drinking age in America is fine right where it is (21). Most 21 year olds are too f------ stupid and immature to be drinking alcohol, let alone 18 year old high school kids. Christ Marijuana is moving towards the same acceptance as alcohol and tobacco, deal with it. People have the right to abstain from it just the same as anything else, but those who speak out against it do not deserve to be taken seriously about anything >The first two Pokemon generations were great, and the third was decent. Everything after that is a pile of s--- (except for the evolutions and pre-evolutions of the first 351). Make a f------ MMO with the first 351 and maintain it but cease all development of Pokemon games after that 95% of high school students are worthless n----- wannabe pieces of s--- and are going to end up being worthless n----- adults Kill them and use valuable resources on the kids hat actually have poen >People who militantly listen to only one genre of music (rap, metal, whatever) are f------ and shouldn't be taken seriously >Anyone who has their kids taken by the State should be mandatorily sterilized or face life in prison if they refuse. Who cares when they can just pop out a new one in 9 months? The salaries of celebrities and professional athletes should be no more than 100k a year and see how long they do it for "the love of the game". Why should some knuckle-dragging spear chucker be paid millions of dollars for throwing a rubber ball back and forth? Their "jobs" serve no purpose and do nothing to make our society better. F--- the NBA, NFL, and the Kardashians A woman who is proven (or admits) to falsely accusing a man of r----- her deserves the same sentence the man would have gotten. Watch false r--- accusation rates plummet overnight. The reason the sluts do it is because they know that even if they're proven to be liars, there will be no ramifications >Starting at age 70 you should be legally required to re-take the same drivers test you took at 16 to keep your license. This should be required every year until you die. 99.9% of people over 70 on the road are ten times more dangerous than a drunk driver. Yes, this statistic was pulled out of my ass but it's taken from personal experience I've been on /b/ since 2007 and with the exception of the trends that have came and gone (Boxoxy, Jessi Slaughter, etc.) it's about the same as it's always been. Lots of shitposting and trolling, and a few gem thread s every now and then >While Kim Kardashian is my example of the physically perfect woman (face, body, t---, ass, skin tone), her personality is ugly as f---. She is what happens when a beautiful person is told they're beautiful over and over and never expected to be anything more than that. Her and Kanye West are a match made in heaven and their baby is going to be a conceded, vapid p------------ just like her parents >Gang members (Crips, Bloods, Gangster Disciples, MS-13, La Eme, etc.) should be labled as domestic terrorists and subject to the same laws and treatment as the sandniggers >The first three Mortal Kombat games were god-tier. Every game after MK4 was s--- with the exception of Shaolin Monks and the reboot >Revenge of the Sith is the hands-down best Star Wars movie story and action-wise >Eminem's first four albums (Infinite through The Eminem Show) were amazingly good. Since then I feel like he's really fallen off. Recovery was decent though >Any woman that is not black that is a n----- lover is a disgusting joke and deserves to be treated as such. There's a reason that no self-respecting man will get with a mudshark. >D---- that try to pass for men are a joke as well. Your plaid shirt, buzz cut, can of Skoal, Doc Martens, and fake "deep" voice doesn't make you a man no matter how hard you wish it did. If you want to f--- chicks, then by all means, f--- chicks. But stop trying to be something you're not. You look and sound like a 12 year old boy, not a man >If Mexicans want to immigrate to the U.S. legally, that's fine by me. After all, we were all immigrants at some point in our bloodline. However, you need to learn to speak, read, and write FLUENT English. There's o reason why I should have to learn Spanish if I don't live in Spain or a Latin country. Are Mexicans expected to learn English in Mexico and label every product in their stores bi-lingually? I didn't think so. F------ spics >All of the people who are against saying the "n-word" unless you're a n-----, because n------ are the only ones that "can" say it and it's okay. Limiting who can and cannot use a f------ word solely because of the color of their skin is.. "gasp RACIST!

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□ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:48 No.17576199 Replies: 2217576239 17576190 I read a simple gun cleaning guide on the interwebs that said "lube all moving parts ALL OF THEM" later that day I encountered a post on /k/ that mentioned avoiding lubing the gas chamber. I don't know if I did bad or not P n □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:53 No.17576239 Replies: >>17576260 >217576282 File: 1376596415405.ipg-(17 KB, 402x402, image.jpg) GI P> Of course you're supposed to lube the gas chamber. It makes it so much easier to clean the filth that gets deposited there when you're done □ Anonymous 08/16/13(Thu)15:57 No.17576260 Replies: 2217576275 17576239 tone of this post is sarcastic, cant tell if serious or not □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:58 No.17576275 Replies: 2217576282 File: 1376596712741 jpg-(9 KB, 204x127, image.jpg) GI P> □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:00 No. 17576282 Replies: >>17576292 2217576295 2217576320 >>17576339 17576239 P> can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question about lubing sks gas tube? If I need to wipe it off I can do that in about 3 minutes □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:01 No.17576292 Replies: 2217576329 KB, 131x148, image jpg) GD File: 137659691 >17576282 But I'm the undisputed master of all gas-related systems □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:02 No. 17576295 Replies: >>17576321 221 577070 2217579635 P> >can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question? This should be a banner □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:04 No.17576320 File (28 KB, 336x315, 1329501628082.jpg) GI P> n someone other than f------ hitler answer my question >Ca

□ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:48 No.17576199 Replies: 2217576239 17576190 I read a simple gun cleaning guide on the interwebs that said "lube all moving parts ALL OF THEM" later that day I encountered a post on /k/ that mentioned avoiding lubing the gas chamber. I don't know if I did bad or not P n □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:53 No.17576239 Replies: >>17576260 >217576282 File: 1376596415405.ipg-(17 KB, 402x402, image.jpg) GI P> Of course you're supposed to lube the gas chamber. It makes it so much easier to clean the filth that gets deposited there when you're done □ Anonymous 08/16/13(Thu)15:57 No.17576260 Replies: 2217576275 17576239 tone of this post is sarcastic, cant tell if serious or not □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:58 No.17576275 Replies: 2217576282 File: 1376596712741 jpg-(9 KB, 204x127, image.jpg) GI P> □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:00 No. 17576282 Replies: >>17576292 2217576295 2217576320 >>17576339 17576239 P> can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question about lubing sks gas tube? If I need to wipe it off I can do that in about 3 minutes □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:01 No.17576292 Replies: 2217576329 KB, 131x148, image jpg) GD File: 137659691 >17576282 But I'm the undisputed master of all gas-related systems □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:02 No. 17576295 Replies: >>17576321 221 577070 2217579635 P> >can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question? This should be a banner □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:04 No.17576320 File (28 KB, 336x315, 1329501628082.jpg) GI P> n someone other than f------ hitler answer my question >Ca

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Anonymous (ID: 0xzYJzdt) 06/26/14(Thu)05:03:15 No.553250028 Alpha >be me >15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus as f--- songs stories thread >go in there, tell her to shut the f--- up >she turns volume up and 39 KB PNG keeps on dancing >I punch her really hard in the t-- >she starts crying immediately >I unplug her speakers >eject CD and throw it across room tell her l hope she gets t-- cancer back to my room >play My Chemical Romance really loud alpha as f---

Anonymous (ID: 0xzYJzdt) 06/26/14(Thu)05:03:15 No.553250028 Alpha >be me >15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus as f--- songs stories thread >go in there, tell her to shut the f--- up >she turns volume up and 39 KB PNG keeps on dancing >I punch her really hard in the t-- >she starts crying immediately >I unplug her speakers >eject CD and throw it across room tell her l hope she gets t-- cancer back to my room >play My Chemical Romance really loud alpha as f---

Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-2005-0057_Ot .ipg (121 KB, 531x789) google iadb tineye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imaur 00 □ Anonymous噐07/20/13(Sat)21:23:49 No. 12990013 [▼] Otto von Bismarck appears by your bedside one night and wakes you up with a soft whisper. >"What have you done to support the German people today?" He is shirtless. What is your response? [-] Anonymous l | 07/20/13(Sat)21:27:16 No.12990 125 [▼j 1357218437650 ang (4 KB, 222x211) google igdb tin eye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imgur What a stupid question. I surrender of course.

Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-2005-0057_Ot .ipg (121 KB, 531x789) google iadb tineye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imaur 00 □ Anonymous噐07/20/13(Sat)21:23:49 No. 12990013 [▼] Otto von Bismarck appears by your bedside one night and wakes you up with a soft whisper. >"What have you done to support the German people today?" He is shirtless. What is your response? [-] Anonymous l | 07/20/13(Sat)21:27:16 No.12990 125 [▼j 1357218437650 ang (4 KB, 222x211) google igdb tin eye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imgur What a stupid question. I surrender of course.

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Anonymous (ID: ifoYPIBI) 06/29/14(Sun)14:14:41 No.553797815 Reply] 19 in bar >drinks taste like s--- so i dont drink roaming around the bar searching for chicks >see girl at bar 8/10 >sit next to her try talking to her >she's drunk as s--- >she starts hitting on me >notsureifwant.jpg >drags me to the bathroom >h-------- Il show you my best" >h-------- >she pulls me into cabinet >H-------- >she starts undressing >H-------- >she pulls out her d--- >H-------- Anonymous (ID: PakINIE9) 06/29/14(Sun)14:16:38 No.553797993 File: 1391900_590274674372117_1 (13 KB, 261x222) .but that actually happened though

Anonymous (ID: ifoYPIBI) 06/29/14(Sun)14:14:41 No.553797815 Reply] 19 in bar >drinks taste like s--- so i dont drink roaming around the bar searching for chicks >see girl at bar 8/10 >sit next to her try talking to her >she's drunk as s--- >she starts hitting on me >notsureifwant.jpg >drags me to the bathroom >h-------- Il show you my best" >h-------- >she pulls me into cabinet >H-------- >she starts undressing >H-------- >she pulls out her d--- >H-------- Anonymous (ID: PakINIE9) 06/29/14(Sun)14:16:38 No.553797993 File: 1391900_590274674372117_1 (13 KB, 261x222) .but that actually happened though

目File: Costanza as a dog.jpg (198 KB. 800x800) Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)21:52:16 No.1664516 [Reply]>>>1664521221664535 I'm worried about my dog. I've had him for about two years now (He's a mix we got as a puppy from a rescue place) and I've just noticed an odd thing about him: He doesn't much like strange black people We have a fenced yard and he is able to somewhat see the people who walk by. When they're strangers who are white, he barely pays attention to them. But if they're black, he starts barking like crazy. I think my dog might be racist. Is there anything I can do to fix him (and yes, he's already neutered)? Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:01:43 No.1664521 1664516 (OP) Tell your dog he's no longer allowed to post on lpol

目File: Costanza as a dog.jpg (198 KB. 800x800) Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)21:52:16 No.1664516 [Reply]>>>1664521221664535 I'm worried about my dog. I've had him for about two years now (He's a mix we got as a puppy from a rescue place) and I've just noticed an odd thing about him: He doesn't much like strange black people We have a fenced yard and he is able to somewhat see the people who walk by. When they're strangers who are white, he barely pays attention to them. But if they're black, he starts barking like crazy. I think my dog might be racist. Is there anything I can do to fix him (and yes, he's already neutered)? Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)22:01:43 No.1664521 1664516 (OP) Tell your dog he's no longer allowed to post on lpol

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File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.

File: Al and Peq.ipg (22 KB, 460x351) Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 13:58 No.2488 13870 248813926 >>2488 14069>>248815623>>248821981>>248822593 >>248831169 >Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him? >Try using one of your dirty socks, Al Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:14:36 No.2488 13926-2-2488 18398>>248847260 >248813870 (OP laugh track with intermingled ooooo's] 00000'S Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09: 1 5:47 No.24881 4069->>2488 14818 >>2488 16601-248 248813870 (OP) >you will never be Al Bundy >you will never hatefuck Peggy >this thread will never be vidya Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue09:19:51 No.2488 14541 File: Al Bundy.ipg (45 KB, 500x373) >-2488153762-2488162642-248832773 A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her. I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years! Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers... □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:24:07 No.2488 1504 1->>248815590>>2488 16883>>248818165>-2488183422-248838075 File: whistling intensifies.ipg (29 KB, 512x384) Hey guys! □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue 09:35:43 No.2488 16264 le: Al and Marcy.ipą (21 KB, 512x384) >>2488164522-24882001 6>>2 3322432-2488327252-248833023>>248834725>>248838157>>248838410 >>248847597>-248855190 >248814541 >When will they make a game character 치"can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out. >Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:46:57 No.2488 17376 File: Bud and Kellyipq (31 KB, 445x377) 2-248817498>>248817775 248851949 >>248816897 >Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"! >Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called Splatoon. □ Anonymous 06/17/14(Tue)09:41:56 No.2488 16897 File: married-with-children-PSA.ipq (21 KB, 620x387) 2488172592-2488 17376 >>2488321 8422248838493 >I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights! >Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud >Hey! I don't play those! >Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards □ Anonymous 06/17/14 Tue)12:59:42 No.248840094 File: Steve is >-2488403832-248841862-2248843596 248847463>-248850128-248855483 (31 KB, 640x360) >248836169 Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos Al: You watched those, Steve? Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!! Al Steve .l need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it. Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.

4chan /v/ married with children

I troll you, you troll me,
Console ports for the PC,
And a read ring of death and some wagglan for the Wii
Still no games for the PS3

F--- you OP, I read that in his voice.

I troll you, you troll me,
Console ports for the PC,
And a read ring of death and some wagglan for the Wii
Still no games for the PS3

F--- you OP, I read that in his voice.

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ng-(106 KB. 496x237, h8A5A09AB png)四G O The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08: 18 UTC+3 No.29671351 O Replies: >>296714162229671 485-29671630 -29671808 >29671855 29671859 29671887>29671942 29671962 >>29672487 new 39 99 Hey tgl was wondering if there are any tabletop like games that can be played alone □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:21 UTC+3 No.29671416 O Replies:-29671488 S> Where in the hell did that picture come from? The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs Price: $39.99 * Fools up to 30% of pediatncans Pregnancy belly to "give birth' to dog-baby sold separately +75% real baby hair Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in * Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue 08:31 UTC+3 No.29671666 Replies -29671725-29671777>>29671926-29671973 File. 1390282305218.jpg-(24 KB. 640x480, chimera jpg)四GO D-daddy? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:34 UTC+3 No.29671725。 File: 1390282472144 ipgM7 KB, 183x226, 1377024292039.jpg)四GO S> >29671666 >666 □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:36 UTC+3 No.29671777 O Replies: 29672508 29671666 Wel thread over □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:43 UTC+3 No.29671926 O Replies: 2229671970 File: 1390283019045 ipg-(1.66 MB, 1400x2120, GloamglozerJpg)四GO 229671666 SATAN, THIS IS YOUR DOING ISNT IT? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:45 UTC+3 No.29671970。 File: 1390283 151533.png-(141 KB. 336x294, hey f--- you buddy. png) OO 229671926 Hey man, dont be pinnin' this s--- on me

ng-(106 KB. 496x237, h8A5A09AB png)四G O The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08: 18 UTC+3 No.29671351 O Replies: >>296714162229671 485-29671630 -29671808 >29671855 29671859 29671887>29671942 29671962 >>29672487 new 39 99 Hey tgl was wondering if there are any tabletop like games that can be played alone □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:21 UTC+3 No.29671416 O Replies:-29671488 S> Where in the hell did that picture come from? The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs Price: $39.99 * Fools up to 30% of pediatncans Pregnancy belly to "give birth' to dog-baby sold separately +75% real baby hair Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in * Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue 08:31 UTC+3 No.29671666 Replies -29671725-29671777>>29671926-29671973 File. 1390282305218.jpg-(24 KB. 640x480, chimera jpg)四GO D-daddy? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:34 UTC+3 No.29671725。 File: 1390282472144 ipgM7 KB, 183x226, 1377024292039.jpg)四GO S> >29671666 >666 □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:36 UTC+3 No.29671777 O Replies: 29672508 29671666 Wel thread over □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:43 UTC+3 No.29671926 O Replies: 2229671970 File: 1390283019045 ipg-(1.66 MB, 1400x2120, GloamglozerJpg)四GO 229671666 SATAN, THIS IS YOUR DOING ISNT IT? □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)08:45 UTC+3 No.29671970。 File: 1390283 151533.png-(141 KB. 336x294, hey f--- you buddy. png) OO 229671926 Hey man, dont be pinnin' this s--- on me

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□ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:24 No.19334013 Once, we had an elf who f----- one human, once, and developed this psychotic obsession with bringing him back to life after he died She sort of faded into the background after a while, we forgot about her, but two campaigns later her research started popping up, and this escalated until it turned out that she was basically getting ready to harvest all life on Earth to try and bring her pet goldfish back to life. By the end of it were were up to our balls in hideous soul-stealing goblin mutants that ate souls and vomited them back up as pearl catalysts for some ancient resurrection ritual Five f------ campaigns of fighting this insane elf, motivated by love and heartbreak to destroy the world and overthrow the will of the gods to bring her husband back, because SOMEONE just HAD to hit on the elf chick Way to f------ go, Riley □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)06:25 No. 19334019 19334013 dear god iwant to be in your group □ Anonymous 06/02/1 2(Sat)06:52 No.1 9334106 >>19334019 You say that now, but you'd be eating your thumbs by the end of it. It's so enraging to go through these enormously fierce trials, and then realize that they aren't clever at all, they were just engineered by a woman with infinite time and no sense of proportion. Example: Her research notes were all written in Dwarvish, which was the language of choice for scientific notation. But then apparently she thought "oh hey, someone might read my notes and figure out my plans." Now a sensible person might start writing in code. She destroyed the entire Dwarvish civilization, and annihilated their culture. Then she invented Esperanto and taught it to the humans. Nobody speaks Dwarvish except her anymore. F------ unbelievable. THIS WAS A WHOLE CAMPAIGN □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:57 No.19334136 19334106 H--------, Tell us more □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:10 No. 19334184 >19334136 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. The whole affair is just so agonizing from start to finish that it hurts just thinking of it Like in campaign three, when she introduced a wonder-crop that was like a combination between Potatoes, Wheat and Rice. Grew in huge paddies, each one was the size of a bowling ball, you could take in five crops a year easy, didnt deplete the soil, and, oh yeah, after the tenth year they basically flooded the atmosphere with sentient anthrax, to induce migration inland. YAY Or like in campaign two, when she tore open the abyss with a huge ring painted with seven hundred gallons of her own blood carefully extracted and frozen over the course of decades, and used it to suck out the very spirits of entropy and chain them to her will so that she could put out the sun for the fifteen minutes she needed to do some stupid syzygy s---. No no, not because the sun needed to vanish for the alignment herself, she just wanted better lighting to see the stars. Not like she couldve just used a telescope or anything Every f------ time, we end up dealing with this hideous series of catastrophes, and a campaign later we realize just how trivial the actual motivations behind them were □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:12 No. 19334191 S> You really need to invest in a better DM □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)07:15 No.19334203 193341 In his defense, this all started because we foreverDM'd him. Not exactly subtle revenge. I mean at least it's still fun, and while you're playing it you never notice, but then afterwards you're left going "did we just spend six months cockblocking an elf?" And the answer is yes. Six months cockblocking an elf. There was sentient anthrax and bandersnatches involved, sure, but when you get down to it it was cockblocking an elf

□ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:24 No.19334013 Once, we had an elf who f----- one human, once, and developed this psychotic obsession with bringing him back to life after he died She sort of faded into the background after a while, we forgot about her, but two campaigns later her research started popping up, and this escalated until it turned out that she was basically getting ready to harvest all life on Earth to try and bring her pet goldfish back to life. By the end of it were were up to our balls in hideous soul-stealing goblin mutants that ate souls and vomited them back up as pearl catalysts for some ancient resurrection ritual Five f------ campaigns of fighting this insane elf, motivated by love and heartbreak to destroy the world and overthrow the will of the gods to bring her husband back, because SOMEONE just HAD to hit on the elf chick Way to f------ go, Riley □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)06:25 No. 19334019 19334013 dear god iwant to be in your group □ Anonymous 06/02/1 2(Sat)06:52 No.1 9334106 >>19334019 You say that now, but you'd be eating your thumbs by the end of it. It's so enraging to go through these enormously fierce trials, and then realize that they aren't clever at all, they were just engineered by a woman with infinite time and no sense of proportion. Example: Her research notes were all written in Dwarvish, which was the language of choice for scientific notation. But then apparently she thought "oh hey, someone might read my notes and figure out my plans." Now a sensible person might start writing in code. She destroyed the entire Dwarvish civilization, and annihilated their culture. Then she invented Esperanto and taught it to the humans. Nobody speaks Dwarvish except her anymore. F------ unbelievable. THIS WAS A WHOLE CAMPAIGN □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)06:57 No.19334136 19334106 H--------, Tell us more □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:10 No. 19334184 >19334136 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. The whole affair is just so agonizing from start to finish that it hurts just thinking of it Like in campaign three, when she introduced a wonder-crop that was like a combination between Potatoes, Wheat and Rice. Grew in huge paddies, each one was the size of a bowling ball, you could take in five crops a year easy, didnt deplete the soil, and, oh yeah, after the tenth year they basically flooded the atmosphere with sentient anthrax, to induce migration inland. YAY Or like in campaign two, when she tore open the abyss with a huge ring painted with seven hundred gallons of her own blood carefully extracted and frozen over the course of decades, and used it to suck out the very spirits of entropy and chain them to her will so that she could put out the sun for the fifteen minutes she needed to do some stupid syzygy s---. No no, not because the sun needed to vanish for the alignment herself, she just wanted better lighting to see the stars. Not like she couldve just used a telescope or anything Every f------ time, we end up dealing with this hideous series of catastrophes, and a campaign later we realize just how trivial the actual motivations behind them were □ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)07:12 No. 19334191 S> You really need to invest in a better DM □ Anonymous 06/02/12 (Sat)07:15 No.19334203 193341 In his defense, this all started because we foreverDM'd him. Not exactly subtle revenge. I mean at least it's still fun, and while you're playing it you never notice, but then afterwards you're left going "did we just spend six months cockblocking an elf?" And the answer is yes. Six months cockblocking an elf. There was sentient anthrax and bandersnatches involved, sure, but when you get down to it it was cockblocking an elf

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File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.

File 1304386123 ipg-(84 KB, 1000x992, PZO9031-TownGuard[1].jpg) Town Guard Stories Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:28 No.14793059 Hahaha, oh wow, guys. I just had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with some tassels hanging from it (only part I don't like, f--- tassels) and one of those sweet crossbows with the goat's foot So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we've all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape for it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I mean, right? So, there's this one elf chick with the delegation, and swear to Pelor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ive ever seen. Tiny, but hot as f---. So, she starts making eyes at me, and I figure.. hey, only live once, right? So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I'm off-duty, we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation. Midway through, though, the door slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we're still half-naked on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You know when vou're about to have vour entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, Ill never forget the one word he said, then and there "...Grandma?" Lucky for me, he was apparently too embarrassed to report it, otherwise I'd be out on my ass right now □ Anonymous 05/02/11 (Mon)21:37 No.14793 153 File 1304386620.ipg-(241 KB, 1600x1200, 1267485249204.jpg) >we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen or helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation from their plasma's internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars? □ Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)21:51 No.14793306 14793153 THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, LUTHANDRIEL.

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