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□ Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:11:48 No.35211952 352119552-352119592-352120052-352120г 881 [Return] (Catalogl [Bottom] 803 150 ile: IMG 8579.ipg (371 KB, 1063x1788) It's getting kinda red □ Anonymous 09/1917(Tue 13:45:03 No.35211774囮 2-35212510 2235212735 2-35212784 2235212804 2235212884ー >>35211780 >>352118082-35211826 >>35212023>>352120292-35212 42>>35212076 >>35212123 >>35212211> 35212369 -35213035 2235213621 2-35213711 223521377g 2-35213794 2235213852 2235213928 2-35213930 It's getting kinda red About to test out this gas mask Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:45:34 No.35211780 ok Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:49:33 No.35211803 File: 14896343 (1.51 MB, 2500x1685) drink 2 bottles of vinegar put mask on Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:49:54 No.35211808 What could possibly go wrong? Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:52:02 No.35211826 Post results if you live Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:52:10 No.3521182835212718 a /p----- tells someone to gas himself the madman actually does it Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:02:53 No.35211898 22352119172235211924 235212023 2235212151 235212547 File: İMG 583 l (1.31 MB, 3021x3816) What could go wrong? "Will report Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:05:58 No.3521191735212854 235211898 >What could go wrong? Local man found dead of apparent gassing. Police suspect Germans. Click HERE to read more. Anonymous 09/19 17 Tue 14:22:02 No.352 12017 >>35212024 >>35212030 >>35212033 >>35212036 >>35212037 >>35212039 -35212085 >>35212072 >>35212095 >>35212233 >>35212273ー35212276 235212506 >>35212884 2235212925 2235213028 2-35213293 2235213397 2-35213517 2-35213930 2-35213952 File: IMG 5840 ipg (1.33 MB, 3021x361 Holy f--- it hurts Might have to go to the hospotal starting to peel and fall Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:22:40 No.352120232235212132 s 09/19/17(Tue)15:03:56 No.35212369 You f------ fool. That will also burn your skin and soak into your surroundings. Legit question, please tell me you don't have an apartment/ pets / or roommates? Depending on your mixture you just f----- up big time. Lets say you made only 4oz of gas, that comes out to 29962ppm. File: 1505650780704.ipg (942 KB, 1462x1462) 35211774 GODSPEED OP WITH QUALITY THREAD PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT Concentrations of about 400 ppm and beyond are generally fatal over 30 minutes, and at 1,000 ppm and above, fatality ensues within only a few minutes. Congrats OP, you going to figure out what the after life is like. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:24:16 No.35212036 >2 dude, go vent yourself somewhere and literally bath with a garden hose eally don't want to call emergency you are going to melt otherwise it acts on FLESH not just on breathing pathways. it melts flesh, which makes people drown in their own melted lungs. but your arms can be f----- too. 35213365 335213930 35213952 1.ipg (1.25 MB, 2991x3671) Goodbye k It's starting to peel and fall off still hurts like abitch Really don't want to call emergency Anonymous 0 19/17 ue 14:36:53 No.35212135 >>352 12144-35212147 35212148 >>35212150 >35212154 35212158 >>35212160 >35212162 >>35212163 >>35212168 >>352 1216 >>35212170 >35212171 -35212180 2-35212193 2235212197 2-35212220 2 352 2286 2-35212361 쯔35212377 2-35212389 2-35212499 22352 2501 2-35212514 2-352 2515 2 35212537 2-352 2814 2 352 2 4 2-35212896 2 35212024 2-35213050 >>35213 127 >>35213265 >>3521 3450 >>352 13468--35213517--35213531 >>3521 3561 >>3521 3717 >>35213930ー35213939 File: IMG 5842.ipg (1.45 MB, 3021x3739) Goodbyek Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:23:17 No.3521259135212631 He was wearing a Gas Mask, if that makes any difference with the respiratory failure Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:04:53 No.35212376 File: pol applauds.oif (1.89 MB, 300x150) Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:27:25 No.352126313521264235213065 Makes none sadly, hes dead it absorbs through your skin into your bloodstream, hes dead, there is a reason why we're issued hazmat suits and do drills for just normal gas, this dumb f--- made about 4 oz in a confined space that makes over 29k ppm, normal 'gas shells'we'd exp would be about 400 ppm giving us 60 seconds to get into our suits or d op did nothing wrong nothing wrong Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:44:57 No.35212745 scil has caught wind of this thread and brought up a good question. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:06:48 No.35212399352124093521241035212431 File: forever.ipg (405 KB, 983x983) What if OP did this in an apartment? How big of a body count are we looking at? Never feel alone because the CIA is always with you Welp. This is going down in 4chan history. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:48:25 No.3521278035212789 35212745 I saved all the pics, ill make a collage later unless someone beats me to it Today OP Gassed himself. Congratz. This is why i like 4chan, nowhere else could i see s--- >Local news Last night, in a failed terrorist attack planning, would-be terrorist [anon] produces chlorine gas in his apartment, effectively burning his skin, leading to his death, this event also cost the lives of several residents in his apartment building. Haz Mat crews are currently cleaning the area" /k/ a magical place this retarded

/k/ gas mask may be faked maybe not

WANNA FUCK?

File (94 KB, 750x829) Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)16:03:39 No.726490398 story time autists be me >6'6" 280ib redneck we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town watching s----- reality TV one evening stark naked b/c Texan summers and my wagie ass can't afford A/C at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway ipg look out window, see s------ 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti >3 teenagers in what I'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off >NotOnMyWatch.exe grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little f------ in the act >hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "f--- you >stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my voice "WANNA F---?" >quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully eredt realize how it must look from their perspective >a 66" fatass with an AR 15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to f--- >I have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

File (94 KB, 750x829) Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)16:03:39 No.726490398 story time autists be me >6'6" 280ib redneck we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town watching s----- reality TV one evening stark naked b/c Texan summers and my wagie ass can't afford A/C at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway ipg look out window, see s------ 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti >3 teenagers in what I'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off >NotOnMyWatch.exe grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little f------ in the act >hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "f--- you >stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my voice "WANNA F---?" >quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully eredt realize how it must look from their perspective >a 66" fatass with an AR 15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to f--- >I have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

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Walked in parential blowjob to the sound of Kirby music

Anonymous 08/21/12(Tue)02:40 No.151962394[! 151962697 151962772 2151962835 >151962921 151962992 2151963010 151963083 > 151963250 15196325 >Playing Kirby's Pinball Land on my gameboy >Need to go brush my teeth >l brush my teeth in the bathroom attached to >Parents were already in bed >Open their door with gameboy in hand >See my mom's ass up in the air as she bends over with her face around my dad's d--- >"ANON GET OUT!" >Kirby music still playing my parents bedroom None of you know my pain. Imagine seeing your mom give your dad a BJ while this music plays http://www.youtube.com/watchvF4gG7rXw1s Seriouslv, listen to that s--- Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme allkirbysongs+ Subscribe 109 videos Nintendo KIRBA co TM* GAME BOY TAKE AIM WITH KIRBY Nintendo II0:04/0:23

Anonymous 08/21/12(Tue)02:40 No.151962394[! 151962697 151962772 2151962835 >151962921 151962992 2151963010 151963083 > 151963250 15196325 >Playing Kirby's Pinball Land on my gameboy >Need to go brush my teeth >l brush my teeth in the bathroom attached to >Parents were already in bed >Open their door with gameboy in hand >See my mom's ass up in the air as she bends over with her face around my dad's d--- >"ANON GET OUT!" >Kirby music still playing my parents bedroom None of you know my pain. Imagine seeing your mom give your dad a BJ while this music plays http://www.youtube.com/watchvF4gG7rXw1s Seriouslv, listen to that s--- Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme allkirbysongs+ Subscribe 109 videos Nintendo KIRBA co TM* GAME BOY TAKE AIM WITH KIRBY Nintendo II0:04/0:23

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You must be a fat fuck if you can tell the brand of chocolate bar by the sound

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Burglar that breaks in only to eat all of the strawberry ice cream

Anonymous 11/14/12(Wed)22:55 No. 18569832 Replies: 2218569912 33 18569930 3 185699673 185699732185699821857006422 File: 1352951727040.png-(198 KB, 423x314, french mickey mouse.png) >House keeps getting burgled >Burglar doesn't take s---, just eats all the strawberry ice cream out of my neapolitan >Buy an alarm >Next day the alarm has dried strawberry ice cream on the password keys This is why I play dota, to escape this s----- neighborhood if only for a few hours out of the day.

Anonymous 11/14/12(Wed)22:55 No. 18569832 Replies: 2218569912 33 18569930 3 185699673 185699732185699821857006422 File: 1352951727040.png-(198 KB, 423x314, french mickey mouse.png) >House keeps getting burgled >Burglar doesn't take s---, just eats all the strawberry ice cream out of my neapolitan >Buy an alarm >Next day the alarm has dried strawberry ice cream on the password keys This is why I play dota, to escape this s----- neighborhood if only for a few hours out of the day.

dota gaming burglary

meanwhile on a /tg/ meta thread...

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Anonymous 09/02/18 (Sun)23:52:36 No.61777429 61777467 6177748761777534 61777741 File: internetpng (1.67 MB, 1153x1351) IM IN UR FOLDUR okemon 8d 12h 8m s Robssn KERUPTINYR FYLEZ hebaddesta pmoherpson HAT THE FLUCK DID YOU UST SAY ABOUT ME YOU'RE F------ DEAD, KIDDO Golden Age, 2003-2007 Pure, 4chan tight-knit community on obscure medium, lolz and lightheated humor Silver Age, 2008-2012 Nice, internet was more popular, /b/ was the capital and final boss of the internet, overall focused on humor and enjoyment -Rise of sites like Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr Build up to the Downfall, 2013-2014 -Internet drifts away from it's origins and anime Gamergate starts age of hyperpolitization, memes shift away from 4chan creation Traffic history for domain 4chan.org, last 8 years 25M DEEZ NHTZ o s--- waddup! THIS COULD BE US Dark Ages, Part 1, 2015-2016 Trump election and memes, rise of /pol/, giant influx of 4chan users, worst year of internet, 2016 -Hundreds of s----- lowlifespan and uninspired memes flooded by reddit and other sites -Corruption of 4chan culture BUT YUO RENDZONED ME TEN TIMESTEN FUC扣NG TIMES 咁ONICA WHE WILL YIPO LEARN TO LUVEME A GENTLEMAN GAMER IMSTEAD OF GOINGAFTER DUMB JOCKICHGAMERS RISE UP Dark Ages, Part 2, 2017-???? -ldentity politics rule internet, memes churned out daily and rarely last beyond a few days -Places like/v/,/b/, 4chan as whole shadows of former selves, with s----- gamer joker, bait threads, etc. mass posted -Older internet culture would be told "get out" "cringe" "go back to reddit" some are literally mocked for being veteran users and called boomers Anonymous 09/02/18 (Sun)23:58:38 No.61777487 File: 179965641516445 jpg (193 KB, 590x332) P> Even if you leave 4chan you cant avoid this s--- its everywhere Anonymous 09/03/18(Mo 48:19 No.61778008 Anonymous 09/03/18(Mon)00:02:28 No.6177753461777570 61778008 7BF 1270 S> File: 44D2-9F5B-0).jpg (140 KB, 500x743) I'm forever stuck in panel 2

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My face when Americans

File 1321205442 jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans cal whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans cal forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a sli >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads" ppery dippery long mover a "snake

File 1321205442 jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans cal whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans cal forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a sli >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads" ppery dippery long mover a "snake

europe america usa mfw

What Mac OS X Feels Like

Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)18:12:50 No.71700290 Imagine a g--------- flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this g---------. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the g--------- rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this g--------- is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the g--------- slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the g--------- finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4 maybe 5 hours That s what using Mac OS X is like

Anonymous 06/07/08(Sat)18:12:50 No.71700290 Imagine a g--------- flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this g---------. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the g--------- rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this g--------- is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the g--------- slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the g--------- finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4 maybe 5 hours That s what using Mac OS X is like

Anon becomes his own waifu

File: 1425027986873.ipg (382 KB, 600x888) Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)16:41:42 No.9045163 >create genetic library of self but with XX instead of XY >inject chromosomes into zygote >zygote has same karyotype as me except female >gestate in test tube until baby >place baby on doorstep of my parents' house >with note saying to raise her, but let her know she's adopted >I go into space and travel close to speed of light >when I get back she is 18 >she will naturally be excited to meet her adoptive brother who just got back from space >she has my genetics, so she will be autistic like me >she was raised by the same parents, so she will have a similar personality to me >she knows' she's not really related to me so i----- isn't a problem >due to relativity I'm actually still in my early 20s, so not much older than her >we will get along perfectly and she becomes my gf And that's how to become your own waifu 9P Anonymous 07/18/17 (Tue)16:48:21 No.90451729045176 Jesus christ just go to a f------ club Anonymous 07/18/17 (Tue)16:51:06 No.9045176 2>9045172 But that's unrealistic

File: 1425027986873.ipg (382 KB, 600x888) Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)16:41:42 No.9045163 >create genetic library of self but with XX instead of XY >inject chromosomes into zygote >zygote has same karyotype as me except female >gestate in test tube until baby >place baby on doorstep of my parents' house >with note saying to raise her, but let her know she's adopted >I go into space and travel close to speed of light >when I get back she is 18 >she will naturally be excited to meet her adoptive brother who just got back from space >she has my genetics, so she will be autistic like me >she was raised by the same parents, so she will have a similar personality to me >she knows' she's not really related to me so i----- isn't a problem >due to relativity I'm actually still in my early 20s, so not much older than her >we will get along perfectly and she becomes my gf And that's how to become your own waifu 9P Anonymous 07/18/17 (Tue)16:48:21 No.90451729045176 Jesus christ just go to a f------ club Anonymous 07/18/17 (Tue)16:51:06 No.9045176 2>9045172 But that's unrealistic

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File: 1534713912861 png (92 KB, 441x363) Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)01:3526 No.21316497 At any given point in time, there are at least 3 microphones within hearing radious of you and all the people around you. Built in to your phone, every television made after 1980, gaming consoles and PC's, they're always listening Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)01:43:18 No.21316533 >21316497 The only conversations they will hear are between me and my cats Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:08:03 No.21317561 never change, Ixl. Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:11:14 No.21317569 Oh yeah? And what are they gonna hear from me, random ramblings? 92 Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:16:00 No.21317576 I like admitting to crimes I never committed then watch their drones sperge out trying to prove something that never happened. Stay mad puppets. Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:17:26 No.213175 One of my Stands has electrokinesis. Your move

File: 1534713912861 png (92 KB, 441x363) Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)01:3526 No.21316497 At any given point in time, there are at least 3 microphones within hearing radious of you and all the people around you. Built in to your phone, every television made after 1980, gaming consoles and PC's, they're always listening Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)01:43:18 No.21316533 >21316497 The only conversations they will hear are between me and my cats Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:08:03 No.21317561 never change, Ixl. Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:11:14 No.21317569 Oh yeah? And what are they gonna hear from me, random ramblings? 92 Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:16:00 No.21317576 I like admitting to crimes I never committed then watch their drones sperge out trying to prove something that never happened. Stay mad puppets. Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:17:26 No.213175 One of my Stands has electrokinesis. Your move

The reality on Anime.

Anonymous 2 hours ago No.499368 2499 389 >499 >>498960 (ОР) >How come animes went to s--- after the 90s? It didn't People can conflate 80s and 90s anime with as few as four anime (Akira, GitS, Bebop, NGE), and rarely more than ten to twenty. But the number of TV series, OVAs and movies that started between 1980-01-01 and 1999-12-31 is 760, 938, and 662 as listed on AniDB (TV specials not incl tiny slice of anime pre-selected by distributors and networks, and out of that slice only a few works are commonly known today. It's not just that people are cherry-picking, they also have a distorted understanding of what anime was like before the 2000s and 2010s, and have false expectations of what anime is supposed to be like. Bebop is an outlier by a director who's into American pop culture, not a representative example of what anime is meant to be. Cyberpunk was a phase that receded in popularity in both Japan and America ). The number of anime shown on Adult Swim in 2000-2005 was about 25, and for 1998-2005 Toonami it was about the same. People saw a After 2005 Toonami petered out, anime programming declined on Adult Swim (Death Note and Code Geass were shown in 2007 and 2008, and what do you know: they are some of the most commonly cited anime of the 2000s), and after a 2006 peak the foreign anime market crashed and the anime boom ended in America. Right after that came the smartphone and social media apocal headed to 4chan after all the Internet mediafication and consolidation of the internet made it easy for them to spread (dis/mis )information and memes, and build consensus e and everyone got on the internet. Many d Project Chanology coverage a glimpse of the bigger picture of anime as filtered through /a/. People went to other places too, and the social ac People were working with what they knew of anime based mostly on Toonami and Adult Swim and what they knew of it based on fragments they saw on the internet. They understood little but thought they understood everything, and a lot of misconceptions started to develop and spread. They jumped to conclusions instead of learning anything, and didn't have a clear picture of what anime was coming out or what that anime was even like, who it was for, how well it sold, and so on. There are also significant and very complex differences between Japan and America in culture, society and media that people aren't even aware exist, and the flow of information from Japan to America is not great. So the situation was like blind men studying an elephant and relying their impressions to each other through a game of Chinese whispers in an echo chamber where the loudest voices win It's commonly believed that light novel adaptations have taken over, but they are actually outnumbered by manga adaptations and even original anime (there are a grand total of two LN adaptations this season, or three if you count shorts). It's believed that shows like K-On have taken over, but there have only been a few per season, sometimes none (very few of which have sales numbers even a quarter of K-On's). It's believed that shows like K-On feature pre-pubescent characters, but they are usually in high school or middle school (anyone with basic anime literacy can tell the difference). People can't decide if shows like K-On are ones where girls act cute and nothing happens or ones where a male protagonist sexually harasses the female characters and there are panty shots all the time. Shows like Girls und Panzer, Flying Witch and Hibike are conflated with K-On even though they are very different. Everything KyoAni has ever made is conflated with K-On. Fanservice is accused of being rampant and existing only to drive up sales, when in fact fanservice-heavy shows aren't made that much and don't have strong s thought to be identical to Sword Art Online, even though that isn't true at all. People complain bitterly about isekai and light novel shows being intri thei Perfect Insider had aired just the complaining that there just aren't any American-friendly shows being made anymore. And so on. The gap between what people believe is happening and what is actually happening is enormous. It seems like they should often be able to sense that something is wrong, but evidently theyve become experts at tuning out cognitive dissonance fanservic also been around since th ). The number of harem shows is overestimated by an order of magnit very kai (alternative world) anime i terrible even as they vote Re o and KonoSuba as the best of sons, oblivious to the contradiction. They get excited about Erased saving anime because it's a mature and serious show, even though Concrete Revolutio, Iron-Blooded Orphans, Sakurako-san and The son prior and there's nothing new about any of them. Almost every single show that you would expect Americans to approve of or be interested in is ignored while people sit around cont Anonymous 2 hours ago No.499369 499398 >499368 People don't watch anime or watch very little of it. They don't understand the limits of what little knowledge they may have. They aren't aware of their own biases and their own thoughts. They judge and develop expectations for anime through the lens of American culture even though it isn't made in America or for Americans, and they frequently employ nonsensical double standards in the process (f------ is ok in HBO shows and European art films if it olent r---, but get that degenerate otaku-panderi ng beach episode commerci t fanservic t outta They can rate things that are unfamiliar to them, and even omething as simple as watching undubbed anime may be too much. They expect that everything must adapt to them, not the other way around. They're weak-minded, easily manipulated by memes and hardly possess any free will (the internet noosphere tells them exactly what to think). They prefer mediation and abstraction over direct experience (slice of life anime is bad and all the same, according to what theyve heard and since n and Amaama to nazuma are both slice oflife they are both bad and both the same). They think being angry and cynical and hating everything is cruise contro or coo 90% of anime is s---, Sturgeon's Law lol), or maybe the y just enjoy getting outraged over thin Maybe anime just isn't for them and they should stop trying to struggle with it and go do something else, but I guess nowadays everything needs to be for everyone and everyone needs to state their strongly held opinions on everything even if they really, really have no idea what they're talking about

Anonymous 2 hours ago No.499368 2499 389 >499 >>498960 (ОР) >How come animes went to s--- after the 90s? It didn't People can conflate 80s and 90s anime with as few as four anime (Akira, GitS, Bebop, NGE), and rarely more than ten to twenty. But the number of TV series, OVAs and movies that started between 1980-01-01 and 1999-12-31 is 760, 938, and 662 as listed on AniDB (TV specials not incl tiny slice of anime pre-selected by distributors and networks, and out of that slice only a few works are commonly known today. It's not just that people are cherry-picking, they also have a distorted understanding of what anime was like before the 2000s and 2010s, and have false expectations of what anime is supposed to be like. Bebop is an outlier by a director who's into American pop culture, not a representative example of what anime is meant to be. Cyberpunk was a phase that receded in popularity in both Japan and America ). The number of anime shown on Adult Swim in 2000-2005 was about 25, and for 1998-2005 Toonami it was about the same. People saw a After 2005 Toonami petered out, anime programming declined on Adult Swim (Death Note and Code Geass were shown in 2007 and 2008, and what do you know: they are some of the most commonly cited anime of the 2000s), and after a 2006 peak the foreign anime market crashed and the anime boom ended in America. Right after that came the smartphone and social media apocal headed to 4chan after all the Internet mediafication and consolidation of the internet made it easy for them to spread (dis/mis )information and memes, and build consensus e and everyone got on the internet. Many d Project Chanology coverage a glimpse of the bigger picture of anime as filtered through /a/. People went to other places too, and the social ac People were working with what they knew of anime based mostly on Toonami and Adult Swim and what they knew of it based on fragments they saw on the internet. They understood little but thought they understood everything, and a lot of misconceptions started to develop and spread. They jumped to conclusions instead of learning anything, and didn't have a clear picture of what anime was coming out or what that anime was even like, who it was for, how well it sold, and so on. There are also significant and very complex differences between Japan and America in culture, society and media that people aren't even aware exist, and the flow of information from Japan to America is not great. So the situation was like blind men studying an elephant and relying their impressions to each other through a game of Chinese whispers in an echo chamber where the loudest voices win It's commonly believed that light novel adaptations have taken over, but they are actually outnumbered by manga adaptations and even original anime (there are a grand total of two LN adaptations this season, or three if you count shorts). It's believed that shows like K-On have taken over, but there have only been a few per season, sometimes none (very few of which have sales numbers even a quarter of K-On's). It's believed that shows like K-On feature pre-pubescent characters, but they are usually in high school or middle school (anyone with basic anime literacy can tell the difference). People can't decide if shows like K-On are ones where girls act cute and nothing happens or ones where a male protagonist sexually harasses the female characters and there are panty shots all the time. Shows like Girls und Panzer, Flying Witch and Hibike are conflated with K-On even though they are very different. Everything KyoAni has ever made is conflated with K-On. Fanservice is accused of being rampant and existing only to drive up sales, when in fact fanservice-heavy shows aren't made that much and don't have strong s thought to be identical to Sword Art Online, even though that isn't true at all. People complain bitterly about isekai and light novel shows being intri thei Perfect Insider had aired just the complaining that there just aren't any American-friendly shows being made anymore. And so on. The gap between what people believe is happening and what is actually happening is enormous. It seems like they should often be able to sense that something is wrong, but evidently theyve become experts at tuning out cognitive dissonance fanservic also been around since th ). The number of harem shows is overestimated by an order of magnit very kai (alternative world) anime i terrible even as they vote Re o and KonoSuba as the best of sons, oblivious to the contradiction. They get excited about Erased saving anime because it's a mature and serious show, even though Concrete Revolutio, Iron-Blooded Orphans, Sakurako-san and The son prior and there's nothing new about any of them. Almost every single show that you would expect Americans to approve of or be interested in is ignored while people sit around cont Anonymous 2 hours ago No.499369 499398 >499368 People don't watch anime or watch very little of it. They don't understand the limits of what little knowledge they may have. They aren't aware of their own biases and their own thoughts. They judge and develop expectations for anime through the lens of American culture even though it isn't made in America or for Americans, and they frequently employ nonsensical double standards in the process (f------ is ok in HBO shows and European art films if it olent r---, but get that degenerate otaku-panderi ng beach episode commerci t fanservic t outta They can rate things that are unfamiliar to them, and even omething as simple as watching undubbed anime may be too much. They expect that everything must adapt to them, not the other way around. They're weak-minded, easily manipulated by memes and hardly possess any free will (the internet noosphere tells them exactly what to think). They prefer mediation and abstraction over direct experience (slice of life anime is bad and all the same, according to what theyve heard and since n and Amaama to nazuma are both slice oflife they are both bad and both the same). They think being angry and cynical and hating everything is cruise contro or coo 90% of anime is s---, Sturgeon's Law lol), or maybe the y just enjoy getting outraged over thin Maybe anime just isn't for them and they should stop trying to struggle with it and go do something else, but I guess nowadays everything needs to be for everyone and everyone needs to state their strongly held opinions on everything even if they really, really have no idea what they're talking about

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/his/ names a ship

File: HMSTerrorThrownUpBylce[1].jpg (59 KB, 743x452) Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)10:19:50 No.51 34061よ>>S13412 5134089 51341025134125 5134422 >Callthe ship the "HMS Terror" gets stuck and everyone dies https://en wikipedia org/wiki/HMS_Terror (1813) Were the names "HMS Death", already taken? The hell kind of name for a ship is that? Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)10:24:51 No.5134089 Sorry that name is already taken Suggestions HMS D3ath HMS Dea7h HMS Death22 HMS Terror HMS Certain Death

File: HMSTerrorThrownUpBylce[1].jpg (59 KB, 743x452) Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)10:19:50 No.51 34061よ>>S13412 5134089 51341025134125 5134422 >Callthe ship the "HMS Terror" gets stuck and everyone dies https://en wikipedia org/wiki/HMS_Terror (1813) Were the names "HMS Death", already taken? The hell kind of name for a ship is that? Anonymous 08/08/18(Wed)10:24:51 No.5134089 Sorry that name is already taken Suggestions HMS D3ath HMS Dea7h HMS Death22 HMS Terror HMS Certain Death

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But was it?

:Anonymous 07/20/18 (Fri)14:21:00 No.81605659 k2819537 jpg 87 KB JPG How the f--- is this dude still alive? Anonymous 07/20/18 (Fri)14:21:29 No.81605667 >281 605659 (OP) # F--- wrong pic 246 KB JPG

:Anonymous 07/20/18 (Fri)14:21:00 No.81605659 k2819537 jpg 87 KB JPG How the f--- is this dude still alive? Anonymous 07/20/18 (Fri)14:21:29 No.81605667 >281 605659 (OP) # F--- wrong pic 246 KB JPG

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anon summarizes EVO 2018

#EVO2O 18 TEKKEN 7 ROUND 1 POOLS 1525116669219.jpg 79 KB JPG Evo 2018 was Black People vs The Entire Continent of Asia

#EVO2O 18 TEKKEN 7 ROUND 1 POOLS 1525116669219.jpg 79 KB JPG Evo 2018 was Black People vs The Entire Continent of Asia

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How to erase (You)s

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Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)12:08:29 No. 101919768 File: 11113.png (134 KB, 354x346) 101919389 >/pol/ posters can spam their topic wherever they want >/k/ posters can't >lo/ posters can't >/mlp/ posters cant >/lgbt/ posters cant lal posters can't laco/ posters cant >Every board stays in their containment It's almost as if people are angry at specific groups when they keep escaping their containment board Maybe it's like just how leftists in real life need to inject their offended needs and politics into every faced of their lives, /pol/ needs to inject their own opinions into every thread they go in Maybe, it's as if /pol/ is just the exact thing they hate, insisting that they have a right to represent themselves in any way they want regardless of the context or topic at hand. and the many other people in the equation that don't want them there In fact, l'd be one to say that when people want /pol/ deleted, it's not because they don't like their opinions, it's because it's the single greatest magnet of unknowing, rules ignorant migrants that ruin the culture of every board they stumble into like refugees that don't know how to intermingle with a population Some may think that it's because when a /pol/ poster leaves their home board and goes to places like /col, /v/, or lal, they don't assimilate or become like those posters, they remain /pol/ and try to bring their unwanted masses in like 4chan's personal refugee crisis

Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)12:08:29 No. 101919768 File: 11113.png (134 KB, 354x346) 101919389 >/pol/ posters can spam their topic wherever they want >/k/ posters can't >lo/ posters can't >/mlp/ posters cant >/lgbt/ posters cant lal posters can't laco/ posters cant >Every board stays in their containment It's almost as if people are angry at specific groups when they keep escaping their containment board Maybe it's like just how leftists in real life need to inject their offended needs and politics into every faced of their lives, /pol/ needs to inject their own opinions into every thread they go in Maybe, it's as if /pol/ is just the exact thing they hate, insisting that they have a right to represent themselves in any way they want regardless of the context or topic at hand. and the many other people in the equation that don't want them there In fact, l'd be one to say that when people want /pol/ deleted, it's not because they don't like their opinions, it's because it's the single greatest magnet of unknowing, rules ignorant migrants that ruin the culture of every board they stumble into like refugees that don't know how to intermingle with a population Some may think that it's because when a /pol/ poster leaves their home board and goes to places like /col, /v/, or lal, they don't assimilate or become like those posters, they remain /pol/ and try to bring their unwanted masses in like 4chan's personal refugee crisis

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From The Desk of Dobson

Anonymous 04/10/17(Mon)11:31:27 No 9143362091433701 2391433982 2291434079 File: an amateur takes advice al ing (275 KB, 994x699) the DOBSON I am Andrew Dobson, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to make comics however he wants? 'Nol' says the artist, "You're ignoring fundamental principles Nol says the reader, 'Your writing is full of strawmen Nol' says Anonymous, Die in a f------ fine I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible I chose Denial, the city where the artist would not fear critique, where the wniter would not be bound by petty logic or grammar, where the ego would not be bruised by reality! And by not istening to criticism, Denial can become your city as well

Anonymous 04/10/17(Mon)11:31:27 No 9143362091433701 2391433982 2291434079 File: an amateur takes advice al ing (275 KB, 994x699) the DOBSON I am Andrew Dobson, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to make comics however he wants? 'Nol' says the artist, "You're ignoring fundamental principles Nol says the reader, 'Your writing is full of strawmen Nol' says Anonymous, Die in a f------ fine I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible I chose Denial, the city where the artist would not fear critique, where the wniter would not be bound by petty logic or grammar, where the ego would not be bruised by reality! And by not istening to criticism, Denial can become your city as well

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