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4chan - WANNA F---?

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File (94 KB, 750x829) Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)16:03:39 No.726490398 story time autists be me >6'6" 280ib redneck we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town watching s----- reality TV one evening stark naked b/c Texan summers and my wagie ass can't afford A/C at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway ipg look out window, see s------ 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti >3 teenagers in what I'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off >NotOnMyWatch.exe grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little f------ in the act >hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "f--- you >stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my voice "WANNA F---?" >quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully eredt realize how it must look from their perspective >a 66" fatass with an AR 15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to f--- >I have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

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Z_2

Sep 06, 2018 at 07:27AM EDT

I would honestly watch the hell out of any horror movie that could advertise itself as 'Half IT and half Deliverance'

Freddy vs. Jason? Pffft.
Vampires vs. Werewolves? Lol.
MurderClowns vs. RapeRednecks is the true face of crossover horror.

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Dr. Cave Johnson

Sep 06, 2018 at 03:46AM EDT

Honestly, "Wanna Fuck" is probably the two scariest words that could have possibly come out of his mouth at that point. I'm unable to find anything better.

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