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Asus N61J-X2 Laptop Review with Nvidia Optimus | VizWorld.com Mozilla Firefox File Edit View History Bookmarks Ipols Help Buy HP Pavlion dv Buy Asus G74SX F. Buy Pavlion dv6-6 Compute s D--- Buy 15.6" Satellite H Pav on 15 Not. ps vita ho mebre ▲ N IDIA GeFo ce G ASUS 355D RX24 , x AASUS 535V-SX67 ▲Asus N61 Series Asis N61J-X2 Lapt. x ASUS N61J has an 台 → ww vizworld.com/2010103 asus-n61jx2-laptop-review-nvidia optimus ☆ ▼ e 쇄-asus n61j graphics 1 0 0 March 15th, 2010 Paul Adams やGoto comments Leave a comment Tweet mai Anandtech has a review of the ASUS N611-X2 Laptop. This 16" laptop comes with a Intel Core i5 CPU, USB 3.0, and an NVIDIA GeForce GT325M with Optimus technology. If you do not remember what NVidia's Optimus technology is, suffice it to say that it allows a user to switch between the integrated graphics chip (for long battery life) or the NVidia graphics chip (for powerful performance). For more information, please read our articles covering the topic 12 0 Share 0 0 0 chip (for long battery life) or Share Personally, I have an Asus UL series laptop. I like its low weight and long battery life. It does not have the Optimus technology, but it does allow me to switch between the Intel IGP and the NVidia 210 graphics chip without a reboot. The Asus N611-x2 reviewed here seems more like a desktop replacement system Get More VizWorld N郈圖 anco krowbo AnandTech: ASUS N611-x2: Optimus GT325M Meets Arrandale This story written by Paul Adams IZWORLD Paul Adams leads an award-winning, diverse contractor team that runs a federal high performance computing facility where he has worked for 17 years. He loves getting his hands on the latest visualization and computer hardware, astronomy, aerospace engineering, working with the poor, and ringing cowbells Join our Mailing List! Hardware asus, laptop, nvidia, optimus Related Stories NVIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX Like NVIDIA Add New Comment The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone Type your omment here ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop Showing 1 comment Sort by popular now NYIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX saleh Shihri hi my name is šaleh shihri im from sada i want to know abut asus moer and moe NVIDIA The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone thanks ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop CBS to present Final Four in 3D at your local theater Dahshur Pyramids from space x Find 637OM ↓ Next Previous Highlight all □ Match case Reached end of page, continued from top Ventrilo e) Asus N61J-X2 Laptop e) Library Bathrobe Chat Calculator unes
Asus N61J-X2 Laptop Review with Nvidia Optimus | VizWorld.com Mozilla Firefox File Edit View History Bookmarks Ipols Help Buy HP Pavlion dv Buy Asus G74SX F. Buy Pavlion dv6-6 Compute s D--- Buy 15.6" Satellite H Pav on 15 Not. ps vita ho mebre ▲ N IDIA GeFo ce G ASUS 355D RX24 , x AASUS 535V-SX67 ▲Asus N61 Series Asis N61J-X2 Lapt. x ASUS N61J has an 台 → ww vizworld.com/2010103 asus-n61jx2-laptop-review-nvidia optimus ☆ ▼ e 쇄-asus n61j graphics 1 0 0 March 15th, 2010 Paul Adams やGoto comments Leave a comment Tweet mai Anandtech has a review of the ASUS N611-X2 Laptop. This 16" laptop comes with a Intel Core i5 CPU, USB 3.0, and an NVIDIA GeForce GT325M with Optimus technology. If you do not remember what NVidia's Optimus technology is, suffice it to say that it allows a user to switch between the integrated graphics chip (for long battery life) or the NVidia graphics chip (for powerful performance). For more information, please read our articles covering the topic 12 0 Share 0 0 0 chip (for long battery life) or Share Personally, I have an Asus UL series laptop. I like its low weight and long battery life. It does not have the Optimus technology, but it does allow me to switch between the Intel IGP and the NVidia 210 graphics chip without a reboot. The Asus N611-x2 reviewed here seems more like a desktop replacement system Get More VizWorld N郈圖 anco krowbo AnandTech: ASUS N611-x2: Optimus GT325M Meets Arrandale This story written by Paul Adams IZWORLD Paul Adams leads an award-winning, diverse contractor team that runs a federal high performance computing facility where he has worked for 17 years. He loves getting his hands on the latest visualization and computer hardware, astronomy, aerospace engineering, working with the poor, and ringing cowbells Join our Mailing List! Hardware asus, laptop, nvidia, optimus Related Stories NVIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX Like NVIDIA Add New Comment The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone Type your omment here ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop Showing 1 comment Sort by popular now NYIDIA To Launch Desktop Version of Optimus at COMPUTEX saleh Shihri hi my name is šaleh shihri im from sada i want to know abut asus moer and moe NVIDIA The LG Optimus Pad Tablet and LG Optimus 3D Smartphone thanks ASUS GTX 590 Toshiba unveils Qosmio F750 3D, first glasses-free 3D laptop CBS to present Final Four in 3D at your local theater Dahshur Pyramids from space x Find 637OM ↓ Next Previous Highlight all □ Match case Reached end of page, continued from top Ventrilo e) Asus N61J-X2 Laptop e) Library Bathrobe Chat Calculator unes

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← -> Oboards.4chan.org/b/res/377740601#377741861 File 1327933933 247 KB, 612x800, 773444 orig.jpg) Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:32:13 No.377740601 >16 years old >At the library alone, as usual >Minding my own business, as usual >Incredibly hot girl comes walking in >Wearing short skirt, datass.jpg >She grabs a book >Starts gracefully walking towards me >She grabs my shoulder >l can't speak >She sits on my lap >l can't move >She's not wearing underwear >I am in disbelief >Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable have the hardest wood ever >I still can't move >Realize I'm a chair >Do nothing, because l am a chair P2 Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:34:55 No.377740866 Wow Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:36:15 No.377740992 snorted Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.37774 1089 lool Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.377741090 Alright, I chuckled
← -> Oboards.4chan.org/b/res/377740601#377741861 File 1327933933 247 KB, 612x800, 773444 orig.jpg) Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:32:13 No.377740601 >16 years old >At the library alone, as usual >Minding my own business, as usual >Incredibly hot girl comes walking in >Wearing short skirt, datass.jpg >She grabs a book >Starts gracefully walking towards me >She grabs my shoulder >l can't speak >She sits on my lap >l can't move >She's not wearing underwear >I am in disbelief >Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable have the hardest wood ever >I still can't move >Realize I'm a chair >Do nothing, because l am a chair P2 Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:34:55 No.377740866 Wow Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:36:15 No.377740992 snorted Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.37774 1089 lool Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)09:37:10 No.377741090 Alright, I chuckled

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> □SMAP 01/23/05(Sun)16:46 No.596739 >596189 You COMPLETELY miss the point of Ibl. b/ is not Fark "oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha" /b/ is not Slashdot's pseudo-intellectual discussion. /b/ is not LiveJournal, Suicide Girls, or HotOrNot. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are. Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. People mutilate themselves for no appearant reason and we laugh Suicide, homicide, genocide- we laugh Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless "me-too'ism; we are irrational preference, we are pointless flamewars, we are the true face of the intermet Internet superheroes

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O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:49 No. 367849393 Two Latvians in woods chased by bear. First Latvian cannot run is too hungry. Second Latvian is eaten by bear. First Latvian is rellieved, but is eaten by bear as well. The bear represents the Cossacks Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)23:24:42 No.367849637 Man sells daughter for potato. Jealous friend says man stole him potato. Both executed >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:00 No. 367849929 Three Polacks two Jews eight Ukrainians five Latvians and a Lithuanian fight in war together is great success they come back five Latvians a Lithuanian and sack of potato >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:12 No.35749968 A potato walk into Latvian bar. But is not potato. Is hallucination due to no food in weeks. Bar was never there. Great suffering continue. >> O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)23:29:02 №.3678503008 File KB, 311x311, 1323411800433.jpg) YOU MUST BE NEW >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:30:23 N 367850614 A bar waks in potato. Be soldier searching farmer in crops to kill. Lucky day Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:42 No.367850750 File1323750702ǐpg-(4 KB, 123x90, ROFLMAO.jpg) archive it nao ROFL MAO >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:52 No.367860775 man from moscow comes with many potatoes. he eat all 2 of them and is fed for many days all latvia starve. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:42 No.367851234 Is Latvian, Croatian, and Estonian chased by politburo. They hide barn. Three potato bags on the floor, so they hide in bags. The politburo kick Croatian bag. MOW say Croatian like cat. Politburo kick Estonian bag. ROWF like dog say Estonian. Then politburo finally kick Latvian bag. Cry out POTATO Three bags seized immediately for rations. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:44 No. 367851239 Female worker makes shoe in great mother Russia industry. Responsible says no good for making shoe. Says now you make children. She says "But no can has children when six years old" Rapes and kill for treason. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:35:27 No.367851377 archive this s--- Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:50 No.367851596 is Latvian daughter yes? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:57 No. 367851615 thank you OPs for glorious lumpy thread read >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:37:31 №36785|702 Q: What is the difference between a potato and the USA A: If you leave a potato for 200 years it has grown a culture. No potato last long in my country Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:39:53 No.367852059 Scientist: Is glass being half empty or half full? Latvian Test Subject: Glass is being of wodka? Scientist: Da. What is being issue? Drunk Latvian Test Subject: Is being empty Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217 Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.367852899 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 №367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:58:55 No.367855383 How many potatoes does take to make a pile? one. kill all that come to take potato until have pile. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217a Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.3678528998 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 No.367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato. End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer >> U Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in.
O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:49 No. 367849393 Two Latvians in woods chased by bear. First Latvian cannot run is too hungry. Second Latvian is eaten by bear. First Latvian is rellieved, but is eaten by bear as well. The bear represents the Cossacks Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)23:24:42 No.367849637 Man sells daughter for potato. Jealous friend says man stole him potato. Both executed >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:00 No. 367849929 Three Polacks two Jews eight Ukrainians five Latvians and a Lithuanian fight in war together is great success they come back five Latvians a Lithuanian and sack of potato >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:27:12 No.35749968 A potato walk into Latvian bar. But is not potato. Is hallucination due to no food in weeks. Bar was never there. Great suffering continue. >> O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)23:29:02 №.3678503008 File KB, 311x311, 1323411800433.jpg) YOU MUST BE NEW >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:30:23 N 367850614 A bar waks in potato. Be soldier searching farmer in crops to kill. Lucky day Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:42 No.367850750 File1323750702ǐpg-(4 KB, 123x90, ROFLMAO.jpg) archive it nao ROFL MAO >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:31:52 No.367860775 man from moscow comes with many potatoes. he eat all 2 of them and is fed for many days all latvia starve. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:42 No.367851234 Is Latvian, Croatian, and Estonian chased by politburo. They hide barn. Three potato bags on the floor, so they hide in bags. The politburo kick Croatian bag. MOW say Croatian like cat. Politburo kick Estonian bag. ROWF like dog say Estonian. Then politburo finally kick Latvian bag. Cry out POTATO Three bags seized immediately for rations. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:34:44 No. 367851239 Female worker makes shoe in great mother Russia industry. Responsible says no good for making shoe. Says now you make children. She says "But no can has children when six years old" Rapes and kill for treason. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:35:27 No.367851377 archive this s--- Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:50 No.367851596 is Latvian daughter yes? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:36:57 No. 367851615 thank you OPs for glorious lumpy thread read >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:37:31 №36785|702 Q: What is the difference between a potato and the USA A: If you leave a potato for 200 years it has grown a culture. No potato last long in my country Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:39:53 No.367852059 Scientist: Is glass being half empty or half full? Latvian Test Subject: Glass is being of wodka? Scientist: Da. What is being issue? Drunk Latvian Test Subject: Is being empty Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217 Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.367852899 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 №367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:58:55 No.367855383 How many potatoes does take to make a pile? one. kill all that come to take potato until have pile. Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:40:44 No.367852217a Man sent to Siberia. No eat for long, left beside road thinking dead. Was not. Leave road and see deer dead of hunger. Eated, best day ever. Except it was no deer, saw snow bad due to Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:42:59 No.367852648 Priest, p--------, r----- goes into bar he sit down and orders himself a drink >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:44:27 No.3678528998 Man finds great place to harvest. He shows family and build village. All successful. Eat every week. Party tests a bomb close to village. All die. Is funny because Latvian no can has food Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:46:39 No.367853274 My dog it have no nose How does smell? No need for smell, taste better than potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:49:53 No.367853840 Knock knock Who here? Why ask? Look, you has no door Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:50:13 No.367853892 I once had a potato. End joke, go away Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:51:58 No.367854175 Once I find pin in potato. Feed to family Was not potato but bomb. Food lasts now much longer >> U Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:53:34 No.367854451 Friend found potato but had worm in it. Me no as lucky but still good. Found a worm with potato bits in.

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>> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:11 № 367845044 Θ Why do old Russian grandfathers hide in wartime? Because the Russian army needs to draft generals tool Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:12 No.367845045 Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband h----- for the have sex! H----- is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, Oh! I will have the soup." Then h----- is say, What? You have soup? Why you no told this? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:58. 38 No. 367845289 Θ What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:59:31 No. 367845434 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:00: 15 No 367845575 3 Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, "Why you are have knife? "If you try r--- me, I stabl" she say. Okay! Second gir, "Why you are have gun? 'lf you try r--- me, I shoot!" she say. Okay! Third girl, "Why you are have window?n? "lf you try r--- me, I jump out! >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 10Morp23:00.29 No.3678456178 367845289 Is irony, Czech steal joke from other Czech yet makes challenge to Polish industry >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon23:00.40 No. 367845644 Θ File1323748840.jpg-(144 KB, 519x600, 1322355474145.jpg) How many Five-Year Plans is take to get economy on track? Three >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:03 No. 367845705 Θ Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, "We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death. "Latvian say, "Okay! You are give me fork, pleasel But oops! Is forgot how use >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:38 No. 367845803回 Asphalt is spell with F orV?... Head, in the grass >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:02:09 № 367845886 Θ Latvian police respond to motorcycle accident. Make report of location of body part. Left leg, in the grass. Right Leg, in the grass. Torso, in the grass. Head, on the asphalt. One police say to other Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:03:36 No. 367846157 Θ Man walk in bar with twelve-inch pianist. Is deformed by malnutrition >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:04:19 №36784 6289回 Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter. Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprisel She deformed by malnutrition Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:06:58 No.367846697 What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week. >>。Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:08:02 No. 367846870 Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:11 No.367847057 Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:34 No.367847122 What faster than P----- running down road with potato? Is Latvian border patrol wonder why P----- have privilages of potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09-47 No.367847159 Latvian Nursery thyme..: one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato.. soldier eat potato and r--- daughter..is end >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 10:56 No. 3678473273 What is faster than Latvian with potate? His son with bread. >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:11:14 No.3678473718 Q: Why potato is skin red? A: Latvian hungry. Soldier find Latvian steal potato. Shoot Latvian is blood, dead. All over potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:16 No.367847541 how many potato is to many potato? 2. soldiers come and take potatoes after 1 yes? ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:37 No. 367847590 Θ A Croatian, an Estonian, and a Latvian are in a bar. The croatian says: 미 hungry!" The Estonian say: have starving!" The Latvian has been dead for three weeks. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:14:37 N 367847872回 Before you judge Ukranian, walk kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He killometer away and you have shoes. End >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:30 No. 367848007 Θ Man come home and is find wife sleep with different man. Man kill wife and man and eat corpse since potato crops ravaged by greedy Jew Polacks >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:41 No.367848032回 A Latvian and a Ukrain are waiting in breadline. Ukrain says, "Latvian, you work hard at factory? Latvian says "Yes, very The breadline runs out and neither get food. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:50 No. 367848060 Θ File1323749750,png-(8 KB, 127x122, 1289173079835.png) Ok we need to archive this F------ thread. THIS Here is the link: chanarchive(dot)org/request _votes >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:18: 10 No. 3678484523 Latvian man go to doctor. Doctor doctor I have turnor growth in brain'. But Doctor dead due to poor health care infrastructure and no money for potato. Also man's turnor inoperable Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:19:11 No.367848614 Man see tree with beautiful leaf greens. Man say hooray, great symbol hope times ahead But is not tree, is dead body. Man hallucinating due to malnutrition. >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 19:59 No.3678487308 Farmer hear of farmer with many potato. Farmer gets knife to kills farmer to steal potato. Farmer stabs famer but knife is blunt. Suffering continues. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:13 No. 367848974 Θ Latvian chase by politburo military off cliff. He hang by branch and see potato grow on branch. He reach for potato, but fall of cliff. Such is life. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:21 No. 367848992 Θ A soldier is r--- latvian daughter Latvian daughter say "Soldier, i give potato to r--- me no more. But is okay. Soldier already take potato before. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:47 No. 367849059 One day, Latvian scientist claim to make growing of potato faster and easier Next day is hanged for insanity Go back work. ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:03 No. 367849110 Θ Latvian has wodka Russian has potato. Trade potato for wodka says Russian. Latvian says what potato I has only wodka. No accord. Starvation happen >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:27 № 367849176曰 Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23. 18 No 367849312曰 Questioning:What Latvian Dream? Answering: Only group of rebels know. But was execute. Now no Latvian Dream. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:24 No. 367849330E 1 KB, 651x241, repeat.png)
>> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:11 № 367845044 Θ Why do old Russian grandfathers hide in wartime? Because the Russian army needs to draft generals tool Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:57:12 No.367845045 Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband h----- for the have sex! H----- is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, Oh! I will have the soup." Then h----- is say, What? You have soup? Why you no told this? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:58. 38 No. 367845289 Θ What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:59:31 No. 367845434 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:00: 15 No 367845575 3 Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, "Why you are have knife? "If you try r--- me, I stabl" she say. Okay! Second gir, "Why you are have gun? 'lf you try r--- me, I shoot!" she say. Okay! Third girl, "Why you are have window?n? "lf you try r--- me, I jump out! >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 10Morp23:00.29 No.3678456178 367845289 Is irony, Czech steal joke from other Czech yet makes challenge to Polish industry >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon23:00.40 No. 367845644 Θ File1323748840.jpg-(144 KB, 519x600, 1322355474145.jpg) How many Five-Year Plans is take to get economy on track? Three >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:03 No. 367845705 Θ Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, "We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death. "Latvian say, "Okay! You are give me fork, pleasel But oops! Is forgot how use >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:01:38 No. 367845803回 Asphalt is spell with F orV?... Head, in the grass >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:02:09 № 367845886 Θ Latvian police respond to motorcycle accident. Make report of location of body part. Left leg, in the grass. Right Leg, in the grass. Torso, in the grass. Head, on the asphalt. One police say to other Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:03:36 No. 367846157 Θ Man walk in bar with twelve-inch pianist. Is deformed by malnutrition >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:04:19 №36784 6289回 Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter. Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprisel She deformed by malnutrition Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:06:58 No.367846697 What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week. >>。Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:08:02 No. 367846870 Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:11 No.367847057 Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09:34 No.367847122 What faster than P----- running down road with potato? Is Latvian border patrol wonder why P----- have privilages of potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:09-47 No.367847159 Latvian Nursery thyme..: one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato.. soldier eat potato and r--- daughter..is end >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 10:56 No. 3678473273 What is faster than Latvian with potate? His son with bread. >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:11:14 No.3678473718 Q: Why potato is skin red? A: Latvian hungry. Soldier find Latvian steal potato. Shoot Latvian is blood, dead. All over potato Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:16 No.367847541 how many potato is to many potato? 2. soldiers come and take potatoes after 1 yes? ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:12:37 No. 367847590 Θ A Croatian, an Estonian, and a Latvian are in a bar. The croatian says: 미 hungry!" The Estonian say: have starving!" The Latvian has been dead for three weeks. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:14:37 N 367847872回 Before you judge Ukranian, walk kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He killometer away and you have shoes. End >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:30 No. 367848007 Θ Man come home and is find wife sleep with different man. Man kill wife and man and eat corpse since potato crops ravaged by greedy Jew Polacks >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:41 No.367848032回 A Latvian and a Ukrain are waiting in breadline. Ukrain says, "Latvian, you work hard at factory? Latvian says "Yes, very The breadline runs out and neither get food. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:15:50 No. 367848060 Θ File1323749750,png-(8 KB, 127x122, 1289173079835.png) Ok we need to archive this F------ thread. THIS Here is the link: chanarchive(dot)org/request _votes >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:18: 10 No. 3678484523 Latvian man go to doctor. Doctor doctor I have turnor growth in brain'. But Doctor dead due to poor health care infrastructure and no money for potato. Also man's turnor inoperable Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:19:11 No.367848614 Man see tree with beautiful leaf greens. Man say hooray, great symbol hope times ahead But is not tree, is dead body. Man hallucinating due to malnutrition. >> O Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)23: 19:59 No.3678487308 Farmer hear of farmer with many potato. Farmer gets knife to kills farmer to steal potato. Farmer stabs famer but knife is blunt. Suffering continues. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:13 No. 367848974 Θ Latvian chase by politburo military off cliff. He hang by branch and see potato grow on branch. He reach for potato, but fall of cliff. Such is life. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:21 No. 367848992 Θ A soldier is r--- latvian daughter Latvian daughter say "Soldier, i give potato to r--- me no more. But is okay. Soldier already take potato before. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:21:47 No. 367849059 One day, Latvian scientist claim to make growing of potato faster and easier Next day is hanged for insanity Go back work. ) O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:03 No. 367849110 Θ Latvian has wodka Russian has potato. Trade potato for wodka says Russian. Latvian says what potato I has only wodka. No accord. Starvation happen >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:22:27 № 367849176曰 Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. >> 0p Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23. 18 No 367849312曰 Questioning:What Latvian Dream? Answering: Only group of rebels know. But was execute. Now no Latvian Dream. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)23:23:24 No. 367849330E 1 KB, 651x241, repeat.png)

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File: 1323747335 jg(275 KB, 800x967, Latvial.jpg) D88Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 35-35 No.367841340 Humor ime Expand images 94 sages Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle woda. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end Anonymous 121211(Mon)22:36 28 No.367841493 bar man gets a bar s >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:37:11 No 367841618 Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22.37:30 No.367841664 lol Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-38 03 No.367841742 Al: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:48 No 367841858 Θ What does a Czechoslovakian police officer call the lawyer daughter of a Polish man and a Slovenian woman? Paula Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:53 No 367841877 In Soviet Russia, these count as jokes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.29 NO 367841980 Kazak, American and Jew walk into bar Jew buy bar and enslave America. Kazak drink hisself to death >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.34 No 367841998 fishmonger say to bootblack, "Are there any more potato left? Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad. The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.367842206 Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberial "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 40.52 No.367842235 A black man move to Latvia. Is killed before he r--- our womenfolk >> □ Anonymous 1201201 1(Mon)22:41:06 № 367842275 Θ What happened to the Serbian who walked into the Ukraine capita? He noticed nothing of interest and retuned home >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2241:34 № 367842340 anis:I hope my son does not die during night Janis: Yes. I know what you say Janis: In truth, I do not know >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224301 No 367842585曰 Hello I am at your door The interrupting Cow? as is customary, I will ask what your last name is, so th- >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)224306 No 367842001 Θ Questioning: Why did chicken cross road? Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents farm. This is bafore the Cossacks slaughtered them.I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r--- her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I very, very hungry >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:44:02 N 367842788 Θ Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in bam. Find farmer daughter in barm. Ohl Hot stulf! But TOO LATE! Is already r--- by soldier Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 44:47 No.367842925 Knock knock Latvian. Please open door. Is cold >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)224528 No. 367843037 Θ Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:45:30 No.36784304369 Antonije: I notice you an American wrist-watch, What time is it, Basia? Antonije: You are wrong, Basia. It is the time I reporting you for conspiracy >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224628 No.367843213曰 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:47:44 N 367843429 How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree? Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 48.20 No.3678435410 Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:49:08 № 367843654 Θ Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder Bartender say. "That look delicious!" But pig say. "No. 18 Latvian. Taste is similar to dog □ Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249: 10 No 367843660 Θ Papa who will you vote for?" Son am are not voting until overtum of govemment Papa who will you vote for next Thursday Man likely overtumed. Voting nothing matters Anonyrmous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249 10 No 367843661 Θ Thee Latvian are brag about sons "My son is soldier. He have e as many women as want, say first Latvian. 'Zo?" second say, "My son is famer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. "Wow! You are win us,"say others. But all are feel sad >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:50:17 No.367843866 Latvia walki to bar with mule. Ba tender say why so long face?" Latvian say. I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 50 29 No 367843902 What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:51:06 No.367843999回 Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What differance? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So mary thing >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)225232 No 367844240 Θ On deathbed grandfather tell grandson that, "A small fire bum a lot of com. Remember this, grandson Grandson thinks he understands and he bums grandfather's farm down. Grandfather sadly says, "You misunderstand me, boy." He dies O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:52:48 No. 367844301 Θ Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, "I wish potatol" Then, POOF! Potatol Latvian so happy! Ohl Is potatol Is potatol" say Latvian. Genii ask, "What is next wish? Latvian is say, "1 wish you go away so can enjoy potator" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2253.55 No.367844475 Little boy Janis Dipers is get trouble, school. After teacher is beat, make also stay detention all alone. While detention, teacher is get homy! Teacher and Janis is make sex. "Janis Dipers!" teacher shout! "But teacher, Janis say, "1 too hungry for energy do that >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:54:50 N 367844650 Θ Why do Latvian secret police travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep watch on the intellectuals Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-5456 No.367844675 Boy: But mother,I no are like grandma Anonymous 12/12111(Mon)22 56 02 No.367844839 O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)22.56:11 No.367844885曰 Latvian walk into bar and say, 1 have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1 (Mon)22 56:23 № 367844894 Θ Black commanding officer walk in to pool room, is shot by own soldier War between countries averted. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:56:51 No.367844986回 American tourist man offers $5.00USD to any one man with best offer in bar Ukraine man says "Sell you attractive daughter Czech man says "Kill your enemies American pays $2.50USD for less attractive daughter then pays Czech $2.50USD to kill Polish man and Czech steals his potato. A poor day indeed
File: 1323747335 jg(275 KB, 800x967, Latvial.jpg) D88Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 35-35 No.367841340 Humor ime Expand images 94 sages Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle woda. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end Anonymous 121211(Mon)22:36 28 No.367841493 bar man gets a bar s >> Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:37:11 No 367841618 Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22.37:30 No.367841664 lol Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-38 03 No.367841742 Al: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:48 No 367841858 Θ What does a Czechoslovakian police officer call the lawyer daughter of a Polish man and a Slovenian woman? Paula Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 38:53 No 367841877 In Soviet Russia, these count as jokes! >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.29 NO 367841980 Kazak, American and Jew walk into bar Jew buy bar and enslave America. Kazak drink hisself to death >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2230.34 No 367841998 fishmonger say to bootblack, "Are there any more potato left? Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad. The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.367842206 Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberial "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 40.52 No.367842235 A black man move to Latvia. Is killed before he r--- our womenfolk >> □ Anonymous 1201201 1(Mon)22:41:06 № 367842275 Θ What happened to the Serbian who walked into the Ukraine capita? He noticed nothing of interest and retuned home >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2241:34 № 367842340 anis:I hope my son does not die during night Janis: Yes. I know what you say Janis: In truth, I do not know >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224301 No 367842585曰 Hello I am at your door The interrupting Cow? as is customary, I will ask what your last name is, so th- >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)224306 No 367842001 Θ Questioning: Why did chicken cross road? Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents farm. This is bafore the Cossacks slaughtered them.I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r--- her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I very, very hungry >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:44:02 N 367842788 Θ Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in bam. Find farmer daughter in barm. Ohl Hot stulf! But TOO LATE! Is already r--- by soldier Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 44:47 No.367842925 Knock knock Latvian. Please open door. Is cold >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1(Mon)224528 No. 367843037 Θ Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:45:30 No.36784304369 Antonije: I notice you an American wrist-watch, What time is it, Basia? Antonije: You are wrong, Basia. It is the time I reporting you for conspiracy >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)224628 No.367843213曰 How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:47:44 N 367843429 How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree? Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22 48.20 No.3678435410 Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:49:08 № 367843654 Θ Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder Bartender say. "That look delicious!" But pig say. "No. 18 Latvian. Taste is similar to dog □ Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249: 10 No 367843660 Θ Papa who will you vote for?" Son am are not voting until overtum of govemment Papa who will you vote for next Thursday Man likely overtumed. Voting nothing matters Anonyrmous 12/12/11 (Mon)2249 10 No 367843661 Θ Thee Latvian are brag about sons "My son is soldier. He have e as many women as want, say first Latvian. 'Zo?" second say, "My son is famer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. "Wow! You are win us,"say others. But all are feel sad >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:50:17 No.367843866 Latvia walki to bar with mule. Ba tender say why so long face?" Latvian say. I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)22 50 29 No 367843902 What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:51:06 No.367843999回 Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What differance? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So mary thing >> O Anonymous 12/12/11 (Mon)225232 No 367844240 Θ On deathbed grandfather tell grandson that, "A small fire bum a lot of com. Remember this, grandson Grandson thinks he understands and he bums grandfather's farm down. Grandfather sadly says, "You misunderstand me, boy." He dies O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:52:48 No. 367844301 Θ Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, "I wish potatol" Then, POOF! Potatol Latvian so happy! Ohl Is potatol Is potatol" say Latvian. Genii ask, "What is next wish? Latvian is say, "1 wish you go away so can enjoy potator" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp. O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)2253.55 No.367844475 Little boy Janis Dipers is get trouble, school. After teacher is beat, make also stay detention all alone. While detention, teacher is get homy! Teacher and Janis is make sex. "Janis Dipers!" teacher shout! "But teacher, Janis say, "1 too hungry for energy do that >> □ Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:54:50 N 367844650 Θ Why do Latvian secret police travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep watch on the intellectuals Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22-5456 No.367844675 Boy: But mother,I no are like grandma Anonymous 12/12111(Mon)22 56 02 No.367844839 O Anonyrmous 12/12/11(Mon)22.56:11 No.367844885曰 Latvian walk into bar and say, 1 have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much. >> □ Anonymous 12/12/1 1 (Mon)22 56:23 № 367844894 Θ Black commanding officer walk in to pool room, is shot by own soldier War between countries averted. >> O Anonymous 12/12/11(Mon)22:56:51 No.367844986回 American tourist man offers $5.00USD to any one man with best offer in bar Ukraine man says "Sell you attractive daughter Czech man says "Kill your enemies American pays $2.50USD for less attractive daughter then pays Czech $2.50USD to kill Polish man and Czech steals his potato. A poor day indeed

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File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! File 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09 (Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 A few days later WELL THANKS ALOT B I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me
File 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! File 1250976984.ipg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09 (Sat)17:36:24 No.154571871 A few days later WELL THANKS ALOT B I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me I am writing this s--- from the hospital becausel alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... its the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me

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File:1201411502.gif-(4 KB. 146x150) Anonymous 01 2708(Sun)00:25 No. 1093037 「Reply anyone here have fathers/grandfathers who served and died in WWII? My grandpa died in 1943 after he fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz. 95 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:00 No.1094581 My Grandfather died in 1943 at Auschwitz when another officer fell on him. □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:02 No.1094586 >1094581 From a guard tower, I assume >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:06 No.1094593 My grandpa died in Auschwitz. He broke his back carrying two officers into the crematorium. >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:10 No.1094599 My grandpa died at Auschwitz in '43. He was shot trying to loot the bodies of three dead officers >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:16 No.1094606 My grandpa died at Auschwitz in 1943. He was shot trying to f--- four dead officers >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:19 No.1094614 My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He shot himself after seeing a five man necro Nazi o---
File:1201411502.gif-(4 KB. 146x150) Anonymous 01 2708(Sun)00:25 No. 1093037 「Reply anyone here have fathers/grandfathers who served and died in WWII? My grandpa died in 1943 after he fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz. 95 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:00 No.1094581 My Grandfather died in 1943 at Auschwitz when another officer fell on him. □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:02 No.1094586 >1094581 From a guard tower, I assume >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:06 No.1094593 My grandpa died in Auschwitz. He broke his back carrying two officers into the crematorium. >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:10 No.1094599 My grandpa died at Auschwitz in '43. He was shot trying to loot the bodies of three dead officers >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:16 No.1094606 My grandpa died at Auschwitz in 1943. He was shot trying to f--- four dead officers >> □ Anonymous 01/27/08(Sun)15:19 No.1094614 My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He shot himself after seeing a five man necro Nazi o---

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File 1251328703 ipg-(25 KB, 453x295, large slug2.jpg) 00 Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:18:23 No. 155606479 why slug more slug 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology 2- The snail use the shell because is a f------ faget. 3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it Il still eat lettuce 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug over 9000- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first 9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 11 slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow 12 Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a f--- 13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:20:44 No. 155607016 wat Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:24:27 No. 155607854 File 1251329067 ipg-(27 KB, 400x323, snail1.jpg) why snail more snail 1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability 2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor 3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up 4- shell is more stronger than no shell 5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology 6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail over 9000- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy 8- trow both on water see wich can breth underwater wich has surfase for air 9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy 10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie 11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor 12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinessuer 13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action >> □ Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:25:25 No.155608056 X Find: ↓ Next會Previous / Highlight all Match case
File 1251328703 ipg-(25 KB, 453x295, large slug2.jpg) 00 Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:18:23 No. 155606479 why slug more slug 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology 2- The snail use the shell because is a f------ faget. 3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it Il still eat lettuce 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug over 9000- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first 9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 11 slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow 12 Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a f--- 13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:20:44 No. 155607016 wat Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:24:27 No. 155607854 File 1251329067 ipg-(27 KB, 400x323, snail1.jpg) why snail more snail 1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability 2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor 3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up 4- shell is more stronger than no shell 5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology 6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail over 9000- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy 8- trow both on water see wich can breth underwater wich has surfase for air 9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy 10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie 11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor 12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinessuer 13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action >> □ Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)19:25:25 No.155608056 X Find: ↓ Next會Previous / Highlight all Match case

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ile 1293929047 ipg-(9 KB, 240x281, voldemort2.jpg) Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:44:07 No.299238XXX /b/. I've hid my 6 horcrux all over 4chan. You have 45 minutes to find all 6 or , Voldemort, give Milhouse the power to be a meme Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:45:37 No.299238XX0 F---! I'll search /c/ Voldemort? is it in comments or threads Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)19:46:22 No.299238xxx It is in the comments. 45 minutes. Milhouse will be a meme and my will be done Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:47:07 No.299238X0 F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f--- □ Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)20:06:31 N°299243XX O boards·4chan.org/an/res/907416#907445 I've given clues for a few. But the only clues ll give are these Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:36 No.907445 File 1293928587 ipg-(29 KB, 200x200, Nagini.jpg) My pet Nagini is safe among her kind My ring had it's picture taken The cup of hufflepuff was goldern The locket made everyone turn kruel The diary was the greatest piece of art made and Harry, you are playing with the sword. But it wasn't a toy You pathetic people have 25 minutes left O boards·4chan.org/p/res/1115610#1119578 O boards·4chan.org/g/res/15128813415129956 Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:37 No.15129956 File129392867 Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:08 No. 1119557 (29 KB, 300x363, copa-hufflepuff-horcrux.jpg) 1119551 I have no idea Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:37 No.1119578 File129392864 (24 KB, 600x408, 1127361-800px_marvolo_gaunt_s_(...)jpg) 01/01/11(Sat19-39 No 15129992 □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:38 No.1119579 O boards·4chan.org/ic/res/863427#q863945 DE >286378 863806 863874 P> boards.4chan.org/k/res/7979582#7981405 P> P> Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:38 No.7981405 File 1293928713 ipg-(6 KB, 138x160, th_dhukadultfront.jpg) F----- lol'd Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:39 No.863945 File 1293928744 ipg-(17 KB, 356x225, Riddle's_Diary.jpg) □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:39 No.7981412 boards.4chan.org/toy/res/2089419 I also want to f--- the living daylights out of Sinno Prime Optibotimus is a whiny little bitch BAGRT is probably the worst tripfag and person to exist Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)20:35:13 No.299250xxx Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)19:40 No.2093754 File 1293928811.ipg-(26 KB, 400x299, harry-potter-wallpapers.jpg) F--- YOU /b/ I will return! Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)21:07:42 No.2992582220 It took Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore 6 years to find and destroy all of the horcruxes. /b/ did it in 30 min 1/1/2011 The day /b/ defeated Voldemort archived at: 4chanarchive.org - source: 4chan.org
ile 1293929047 ipg-(9 KB, 240x281, voldemort2.jpg) Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:44:07 No.299238XXX /b/. I've hid my 6 horcrux all over 4chan. You have 45 minutes to find all 6 or , Voldemort, give Milhouse the power to be a meme Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:45:37 No.299238XX0 F---! I'll search /c/ Voldemort? is it in comments or threads Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)19:46:22 No.299238xxx It is in the comments. 45 minutes. Milhouse will be a meme and my will be done Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:47:07 No.299238X0 F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f---. F---. f---. f---. f---. f--- □ Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)20:06:31 N°299243XX O boards·4chan.org/an/res/907416#907445 I've given clues for a few. But the only clues ll give are these Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:36 No.907445 File 1293928587 ipg-(29 KB, 200x200, Nagini.jpg) My pet Nagini is safe among her kind My ring had it's picture taken The cup of hufflepuff was goldern The locket made everyone turn kruel The diary was the greatest piece of art made and Harry, you are playing with the sword. But it wasn't a toy You pathetic people have 25 minutes left O boards·4chan.org/p/res/1115610#1119578 O boards·4chan.org/g/res/15128813415129956 Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:37 No.15129956 File129392867 Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:08 No. 1119557 (29 KB, 300x363, copa-hufflepuff-horcrux.jpg) 1119551 I have no idea Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:37 No.1119578 File129392864 (24 KB, 600x408, 1127361-800px_marvolo_gaunt_s_(...)jpg) 01/01/11(Sat19-39 No 15129992 □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:38 No.1119579 O boards·4chan.org/ic/res/863427#q863945 DE >286378 863806 863874 P> boards.4chan.org/k/res/7979582#7981405 P> P> Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:38 No.7981405 File 1293928713 ipg-(6 KB, 138x160, th_dhukadultfront.jpg) F----- lol'd Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:39 No.863945 File 1293928744 ipg-(17 KB, 356x225, Riddle's_Diary.jpg) □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)19:39 No.7981412 boards.4chan.org/toy/res/2089419 I also want to f--- the living daylights out of Sinno Prime Optibotimus is a whiny little bitch BAGRT is probably the worst tripfag and person to exist Voldemort 01/01/11(Sat)20:35:13 No.299250xxx Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)19:40 No.2093754 File 1293928811.ipg-(26 KB, 400x299, harry-potter-wallpapers.jpg) F--- YOU /b/ I will return! Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)21:07:42 No.2992582220 It took Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore 6 years to find and destroy all of the horcruxes. /b/ did it in 30 min 1/1/2011 The day /b/ defeated Voldemort archived at: 4chanarchive.org - source: 4chan.org

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(47 KB, 589x710, 127237578101 jpg) □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:55:48 No.240|89XXX Made a thread earlier today, but had to leave Story: aprox 2 months ago some anon made a thread, saying he was travelling to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden, and was asking for advice on what to bring Some of the advices were; Night vision goggles and a f------ sword So, who makes it to the news today? Anon does. He f------ delivard, failed the killing, but delivard. >> 면 OP 06/15/10(Tue)16:56:56 No.240|89XXX So, noone had a screencap of the thread he made, neither did I cause I thought it was just the usual troll. So if someone took a screen, upload NAO. OPs image was of bin laden himself Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:57:09 No.240189XX Anon f------ delivers. Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:57:34 No.240 189XXX PESHAWAR, Pakistan- An American armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword was detained in northem Pakistan and told investigators he was on a solo mission to kill said Tuesday bin Laden, a police officer Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:07:38 No.240192XxX Would-be bin Laden assassin held in Pakistan Calif. man, 52, was armed with pistol, sword and night-vision equipment what would happen to /b/ if a ib/tard f------ hunted down, killed, and brought back the head of Osama? Associaled Press slideshow updated 1:48 p.m. ET, Tues June 15, 2010 Pakistan: A nation Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:08:28 No.240192XX PESHAWAR, Pakistan An American man armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword was detained in northern Pakistan as he tried to cross the border into Afghanistan on a mission to avenge the 9-11 attacks and kill Osama bin Laden, police said Tuesday in turmoil mages of dady ie poltical pursuts reigious rites and deadly violence my mind is full of f--- Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:08:50 No.240192xxX Police sald Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction worker, was also carrying Christian literature and a small amount of hashish. Timeline WE'D BE F------ NATIONAL HEROS Slide show: Traumatic history Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:09:04 No.240193XXX Faulkner's sister, interviewed In Colorado, said her brother has polycystic kidney disease that has left him with only 9 percent kidney function and needs dialysis. Learn about Pakistan's revolving door of democracy dictatorship and violence I think I will go kill Osama BL with a sword. brb Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:09:05 No.240193xXX World Blog: Islamabad, Pakistan But Deanna M. Faulkner, of Grand Junction Colorado, told The Associated Press that she didn't think her brother's illness was his motivation in going to Pakistan. No stopping thie giant swarm of hornets most likely we would demand pics, t--- and then tell him to an hero Palistani wanted by U,S, is killed I don't believe this was, I'm dying and I'm going to do a hurrah thing." She sald her brother is "very religious" but declined to U.S. team: 'we're also ambassadors for our sport □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:29:02 No.240|98xxx Not got a screencap, sorry OP, but I DO remember this guy too! OP is not bullshitting Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:29:04 No.240198XxX Too bad we have a man with the guts to go kill Osama and we thought he was trolling. Im pretty sure if anyone can kill Osama it is a /bitard. We achieved so much stuff. We can do this. FIRST FOUND PIC OF GARY FAULKNER NEW MEME CONAN THE BARBARIAN G OF □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:12 No 2402020X His sword had Jesus Christin it. Magic everywhere in this bitch. Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:14 No.240202XXX >240201526 Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:17 No.240202XXX i think osama is already dead. . nevertheless its f------ awesome that anon was there hunting him with a f----- sword Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)1742.27 No 240202XX DID HE DO IT FOR THE LULZ? Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:36 No.240202xXX >240201526 le 2osama jPE Anonymous 06/15/09(Tue)17 55 No 2174370 Allright /tV, here's the deal Im going to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden, for he has caused bloodshed in this world Anyone has any suggestions on what to bring AND HERES THE THREAD WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR Anonymous 06/15/09(Tuet7.55 No 2174371 NGGERS Anonymous 06/15/09 (Tue)17:56 No 2174373 obvious troil is obwous Anonymous 06/15/09 (Tue)17 67 No 2174374 NOW BOW DOWN TO KING OF /B/ Pool noodles Anobymous 06/15/09(Tue)17 57 No 2174375 ol CP should keep ye going XD
(47 KB, 589x710, 127237578101 jpg) □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:55:48 No.240|89XXX Made a thread earlier today, but had to leave Story: aprox 2 months ago some anon made a thread, saying he was travelling to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden, and was asking for advice on what to bring Some of the advices were; Night vision goggles and a f------ sword So, who makes it to the news today? Anon does. He f------ delivard, failed the killing, but delivard. >> 면 OP 06/15/10(Tue)16:56:56 No.240|89XXX So, noone had a screencap of the thread he made, neither did I cause I thought it was just the usual troll. So if someone took a screen, upload NAO. OPs image was of bin laden himself Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:57:09 No.240189XX Anon f------ delivers. Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)16:57:34 No.240 189XXX PESHAWAR, Pakistan- An American armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword was detained in northem Pakistan and told investigators he was on a solo mission to kill said Tuesday bin Laden, a police officer Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:07:38 No.240192XxX Would-be bin Laden assassin held in Pakistan Calif. man, 52, was armed with pistol, sword and night-vision equipment what would happen to /b/ if a ib/tard f------ hunted down, killed, and brought back the head of Osama? Associaled Press slideshow updated 1:48 p.m. ET, Tues June 15, 2010 Pakistan: A nation Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:08:28 No.240192XX PESHAWAR, Pakistan An American man armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword was detained in northern Pakistan as he tried to cross the border into Afghanistan on a mission to avenge the 9-11 attacks and kill Osama bin Laden, police said Tuesday in turmoil mages of dady ie poltical pursuts reigious rites and deadly violence my mind is full of f--- Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:08:50 No.240192xxX Police sald Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction worker, was also carrying Christian literature and a small amount of hashish. Timeline WE'D BE F------ NATIONAL HEROS Slide show: Traumatic history Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:09:04 No.240193XXX Faulkner's sister, interviewed In Colorado, said her brother has polycystic kidney disease that has left him with only 9 percent kidney function and needs dialysis. Learn about Pakistan's revolving door of democracy dictatorship and violence I think I will go kill Osama BL with a sword. brb Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:09:05 No.240193xXX World Blog: Islamabad, Pakistan But Deanna M. Faulkner, of Grand Junction Colorado, told The Associated Press that she didn't think her brother's illness was his motivation in going to Pakistan. No stopping thie giant swarm of hornets most likely we would demand pics, t--- and then tell him to an hero Palistani wanted by U,S, is killed I don't believe this was, I'm dying and I'm going to do a hurrah thing." She sald her brother is "very religious" but declined to U.S. team: 'we're also ambassadors for our sport □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:29:02 No.240|98xxx Not got a screencap, sorry OP, but I DO remember this guy too! OP is not bullshitting Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:29:04 No.240198XxX Too bad we have a man with the guts to go kill Osama and we thought he was trolling. Im pretty sure if anyone can kill Osama it is a /bitard. We achieved so much stuff. We can do this. FIRST FOUND PIC OF GARY FAULKNER NEW MEME CONAN THE BARBARIAN G OF □ Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:12 No 2402020X His sword had Jesus Christin it. Magic everywhere in this bitch. Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:14 No.240202XXX >240201526 Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:17 No.240202XXX i think osama is already dead. . nevertheless its f------ awesome that anon was there hunting him with a f----- sword Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)1742.27 No 240202XX DID HE DO IT FOR THE LULZ? Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)17:42:36 No.240202xXX >240201526 le 2osama jPE Anonymous 06/15/09(Tue)17 55 No 2174370 Allright /tV, here's the deal Im going to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden, for he has caused bloodshed in this world Anyone has any suggestions on what to bring AND HERES THE THREAD WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR Anonymous 06/15/09(Tuet7.55 No 2174371 NGGERS Anonymous 06/15/09 (Tue)17:56 No 2174373 obvious troil is obwous Anonymous 06/15/09 (Tue)17 67 No 2174374 NOW BOW DOWN TO KING OF /B/ Pool noodles Anobymous 06/15/09(Tue)17 57 No 2174375 ol CP should keep ye going XD

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2 「Anonymous 08/01/03(Wed)21:42:10 No.287 So what's 4chan like in, say, 10 years? 「Time Traveller AX1Q4FEJ6 08/01/03(Wed)21:47:32 No.291 22287 Much, much larger, /b/ especially. It got to the point where they were celebrating a new round million post number every 10 days or so Hey, now that I think about it, that's one thing I know for sure I will throw off in this timeline. With my extra posts and the posts I generated in this thread, the gets will be different. That's actually kinda good news, most of them sucked I hate to tell you this, but /b/ really goes down the drain. There's this organized protest against a certain celebrity religion which I'm not going to name because I'm actually not even sure if it exists yet. There's also a big raid on Gaia online. Both of those things bring a lot of attention to 4chan, /b/ in particular, and a lot of new people come in and they post such a continual stream of trite content-less b------- that any kind of interesting discussion gets pushed off the end of the page before it really has a chance to develop. It's not all bad, though. The boards I spend the most time on, the comics board and the board with the original content filter, don't even exist yet. They go a lot slower. There are about 50 boards and all of their post counts combined arent even close to half of /b/s post count The more I think about it, the more certain I am that my interference will make a major impact on /b/, if nothing else. I'm gonna go see what that is. If I'm f------ with timelines, I might as well see what kind of impact individual actions have before I go doing something drastic. There's a 50% chance you'll see me again
2 「Anonymous 08/01/03(Wed)21:42:10 No.287 So what's 4chan like in, say, 10 years? 「Time Traveller AX1Q4FEJ6 08/01/03(Wed)21:47:32 No.291 22287 Much, much larger, /b/ especially. It got to the point where they were celebrating a new round million post number every 10 days or so Hey, now that I think about it, that's one thing I know for sure I will throw off in this timeline. With my extra posts and the posts I generated in this thread, the gets will be different. That's actually kinda good news, most of them sucked I hate to tell you this, but /b/ really goes down the drain. There's this organized protest against a certain celebrity religion which I'm not going to name because I'm actually not even sure if it exists yet. There's also a big raid on Gaia online. Both of those things bring a lot of attention to 4chan, /b/ in particular, and a lot of new people come in and they post such a continual stream of trite content-less b------- that any kind of interesting discussion gets pushed off the end of the page before it really has a chance to develop. It's not all bad, though. The boards I spend the most time on, the comics board and the board with the original content filter, don't even exist yet. They go a lot slower. There are about 50 boards and all of their post counts combined arent even close to half of /b/s post count The more I think about it, the more certain I am that my interference will make a major impact on /b/, if nothing else. I'm gonna go see what that is. If I'm f------ with timelines, I might as well see what kind of impact individual actions have before I go doing something drastic. There's a 50% chance you'll see me again

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Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.14 56 No.155145794 ロAnonymous 0824/09(Mon)22:04:06 No.155131092 F--- you, you crazy f---. You think you're the sht, with your theory of relativity b-------? Emc suck my d---. I invented m------------ gravity, so you dont have to tie yourself to your bed everynight to sleep. Best reevaluate your life n----- Anonymous 08/24/09 Mon )22:05:18 No. 155131333 File 1251165913 ing-195 KB, 590x775, Disregard females jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 15 20 No.155145881 Fie1251170120 ig(38 KB, 316x400, Gottfried_Wihelm_won_ Leibniz jipg 08/24/09(Mon)22 06:48 No.155131654 File 1251166008 ing-(26 KB, 640x625, AlbertEinstein jpgl Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:17:11 No.155146231 F--- you, you c--- gargling f---. You think discovering gravity is tough, you stupid p------------? Try analyzing Brownian motion. I actually did s---... you just looked up f------ tree for f------ apples to θat Leave the science to the real men. P.S. You are what you eat, you f------ butt pirate s 08/24/09(Mon 23: 18:31 No.155146486 File 1251 1703 11 1어86 KB, 600x409. 1241215369241 jpg) Anonymous 08 24/09(Mon)22 08:57 No. 155132089 Fle125116613ig-(64 KB, 646x536, carl sagan jpg) EVERYDAY Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:18:44 No.155146524 File 1251170324 ing+58 KB, 440 599, 440px-Bernini-Urban8 jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)22 1159 No.155132718 (45 KB, 700x449, hawking ipg) Dear you can go to hell. Bickering like children. I can f----- foat dipshits Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon123:19:26 No. 155146651 Anonymous 08/24/0 Mon)22 20.42 No.155134565 File12511668420-(54 KB, 407x497, albert-einstein.jpg) Dear Stephen Hawking F--- Off, I have TWO Nobels, and I have t---. Quit trying to out do me you wheelchair bound cocksucker! You will never prove my theories incomect. You are just a jealous cripple with no oniginal ideas. I may be dead but at least I can stil walk. I hope your Sincerely, Marie Curie 0824/09(Mon 23 1931 No. 155146669 File 125 1170371.pg(122 KB 607x781、Orsted Pg) Anonymous 08/24/09Mon)22 24 09 No.155135319 g-(3 KB, 122x130 You're welcome for me discovering electromagnetism. Dont be jealous that the unit named ater me is the IUPAP adopted term and yours arent. F------. Dear F--- your popularization of science, when I tried that noise the Vatican came and shat on my d---. I figured out s--- because I INVENTED THE M------------ TELESCOPE. What technology did you inwent, the f------ mad scientist hairstyle? Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:21:20 No.155147066 File 1251170480 ing+9 KB, 340x336, descartes jpg) Anonymous 08/2409(Mon 22:15:51 No. 155133559 File125 251-29422 KB. 315x304 . Carl-Sagan-Biography pg) Get the F--- OUT, You cant invent gravity, you just f------ noticed that s--- can fall on your head. I f------ popularized science, you just invented math and f------ locked it away in a trunk. For F--- SAKE, you're going to invent calculus, F------ TELL PEOPLE. Also, ifI couldn't figure out the universe I understood that I didn't have the technology to yet, you just drew the conclusion that f------ god and jeebus intervened to keep your planets aligned. I wish i were a derivative so i could lie Also, go back to the kitchen and make a sandwich, bitch P.S. I SMOKED WEED EVERY DAY COCKSUCKER Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)22:38 20 No.155138322 File12 E7900.pg 114 KB. 6620326 Beethoven jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:22:12 No.155147251 File 1251170532 ing-(10 KB, 200x236, Locke jpg) Dear I cant hear your soft s--- over the sound of ts the pursuit of property you d-------. Wf is that 9th s Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)2249 10 No 155140547 File1251168550 ipg-(17 KB, 300x400, Kepler jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 23.52 No.155147629 Pgl me you wouldnt have come u Ahem... She's MY bitch, Anonymous 08/24/09Mon)23.24 11 No. 155147695 File 1251170651 io9-(57 KB, 569x600, 569px-Thomas Hobbes_(portrait) jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)225147 No.155141098 T0 i9-(18 KB, 240x320, N.Tesla jpg) F--- your noise, my theory of Natural Rights wided your f------ face in s---. How can you f------ disagree about the State of You filthy little American c---. You "invent" the lightbulb, and then you come in and try and steal MY show, a------? Well f--- you! My electricity powers cities, your s--- charges iPods. Suck a Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 24.15 No.155147705 Anonymous 08/24109(Mon)23:02 39 No. 155143321 File1251169359pgイ143 KB. 550x759 thomas-edison jpg) Suck a d---. Nice job with your super mega death ray and Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.02 58 No.155143385 File 1251169378 ing-(23 KB, 226x315, Eratosthenes. jip) 08/24/09(Mon)23 25 36 No.155148003 Fle1251170136 00-(8 KB, 294x400, freud jpg) You may all kiss my arse right in the raw bloody part. I discovered the circumfrence of the Earth in Alexandria before 300bc. All of you can smoke my fat l know all this rage is just because you need to vent the sexual frustration you have from your mom not giving you any sexy time. you guys may have dis dildo, but remember this: i know what all of you are thinking and dreaming Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.03.03 No.155143390 File1251169383 i0-(92 KB, 311x420, Marco.jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 2704 No 155148297 Fle1251170324ipg(93 KB, 400x484, Louis Pasteur jpg Dear Polo, I f------ thought so Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:05:30 No 155143884 File1251169530 ing(11 KB, 250x356, Niels Bohr jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 27:41 No 155148425 Dear Well it appears God does play dice Ha ha, bitches Neils Bohr Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:06 27 No.155144057 Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 28 03 No.155148498 Fle1251170883 ing(159 KB, 516x472, thomas-jefferson-big jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:07:39 No.155144313 File 1251169559 ing-(47 KB, 514x599, 514px-Nikolaus Kopernikus jpg) I didn't see you found a F------ COUNTRY1 If you had so many problems with England Dear F--- you all, I was the first to replace the Earth with the Sun as the center of the universe Sincerely, Jefferson Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:29:12 No.155148736 File 1251170952 jpg-135 KB, 200x287, carl jung jpg Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)2309:08 No.155144626 File1251169748H -(158 KB. 721x893, Francis-Bacon Jpg) You are no longer relevant to moderm-day psychology, are inferior to me, and are one of the single most overrated public intellectuals of the last few centuries Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.11.04 No.155145010 File1251169864 ing-(42 KB, 425x502, leonardo jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.30.01 No. 155148895 0 KB, 304x372, Euclid.jpg) I made s--- that inspired the Wright brothers, and all the so-called scientists out there, and people are making books and moies Dear You didn' write anything down. Nobody knows who the f--- you are. Unlike me Sincerely, Leonardo Da Vinci Euclid
Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.14 56 No.155145794 ロAnonymous 0824/09(Mon)22:04:06 No.155131092 F--- you, you crazy f---. You think you're the sht, with your theory of relativity b-------? Emc suck my d---. I invented m------------ gravity, so you dont have to tie yourself to your bed everynight to sleep. Best reevaluate your life n----- Anonymous 08/24/09 Mon )22:05:18 No. 155131333 File 1251165913 ing-195 KB, 590x775, Disregard females jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 15 20 No.155145881 Fie1251170120 ig(38 KB, 316x400, Gottfried_Wihelm_won_ Leibniz jipg 08/24/09(Mon)22 06:48 No.155131654 File 1251166008 ing-(26 KB, 640x625, AlbertEinstein jpgl Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:17:11 No.155146231 F--- you, you c--- gargling f---. You think discovering gravity is tough, you stupid p------------? Try analyzing Brownian motion. I actually did s---... you just looked up f------ tree for f------ apples to θat Leave the science to the real men. P.S. You are what you eat, you f------ butt pirate s 08/24/09(Mon 23: 18:31 No.155146486 File 1251 1703 11 1어86 KB, 600x409. 1241215369241 jpg) Anonymous 08 24/09(Mon)22 08:57 No. 155132089 Fle125116613ig-(64 KB, 646x536, carl sagan jpg) EVERYDAY Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:18:44 No.155146524 File 1251170324 ing+58 KB, 440 599, 440px-Bernini-Urban8 jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)22 1159 No.155132718 (45 KB, 700x449, hawking ipg) Dear you can go to hell. Bickering like children. I can f----- foat dipshits Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon123:19:26 No. 155146651 Anonymous 08/24/0 Mon)22 20.42 No.155134565 File12511668420-(54 KB, 407x497, albert-einstein.jpg) Dear Stephen Hawking F--- Off, I have TWO Nobels, and I have t---. Quit trying to out do me you wheelchair bound cocksucker! You will never prove my theories incomect. You are just a jealous cripple with no oniginal ideas. I may be dead but at least I can stil walk. I hope your Sincerely, Marie Curie 0824/09(Mon 23 1931 No. 155146669 File 125 1170371.pg(122 KB 607x781、Orsted Pg) Anonymous 08/24/09Mon)22 24 09 No.155135319 g-(3 KB, 122x130 You're welcome for me discovering electromagnetism. Dont be jealous that the unit named ater me is the IUPAP adopted term and yours arent. F------. Dear F--- your popularization of science, when I tried that noise the Vatican came and shat on my d---. I figured out s--- because I INVENTED THE M------------ TELESCOPE. What technology did you inwent, the f------ mad scientist hairstyle? Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:21:20 No.155147066 File 1251170480 ing+9 KB, 340x336, descartes jpg) Anonymous 08/2409(Mon 22:15:51 No. 155133559 File125 251-29422 KB. 315x304 . Carl-Sagan-Biography pg) Get the F--- OUT, You cant invent gravity, you just f------ noticed that s--- can fall on your head. I f------ popularized science, you just invented math and f------ locked it away in a trunk. For F--- SAKE, you're going to invent calculus, F------ TELL PEOPLE. Also, ifI couldn't figure out the universe I understood that I didn't have the technology to yet, you just drew the conclusion that f------ god and jeebus intervened to keep your planets aligned. I wish i were a derivative so i could lie Also, go back to the kitchen and make a sandwich, bitch P.S. I SMOKED WEED EVERY DAY COCKSUCKER Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)22:38 20 No.155138322 File12 E7900.pg 114 KB. 6620326 Beethoven jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:22:12 No.155147251 File 1251170532 ing-(10 KB, 200x236, Locke jpg) Dear I cant hear your soft s--- over the sound of ts the pursuit of property you d-------. Wf is that 9th s Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)2249 10 No 155140547 File1251168550 ipg-(17 KB, 300x400, Kepler jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 23.52 No.155147629 Pgl me you wouldnt have come u Ahem... She's MY bitch, Anonymous 08/24/09Mon)23.24 11 No. 155147695 File 1251170651 io9-(57 KB, 569x600, 569px-Thomas Hobbes_(portrait) jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)225147 No.155141098 T0 i9-(18 KB, 240x320, N.Tesla jpg) F--- your noise, my theory of Natural Rights wided your f------ face in s---. How can you f------ disagree about the State of You filthy little American c---. You "invent" the lightbulb, and then you come in and try and steal MY show, a------? Well f--- you! My electricity powers cities, your s--- charges iPods. Suck a Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 24.15 No.155147705 Anonymous 08/24109(Mon)23:02 39 No. 155143321 File1251169359pgイ143 KB. 550x759 thomas-edison jpg) Suck a d---. Nice job with your super mega death ray and Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.02 58 No.155143385 File 1251169378 ing-(23 KB, 226x315, Eratosthenes. jip) 08/24/09(Mon)23 25 36 No.155148003 Fle1251170136 00-(8 KB, 294x400, freud jpg) You may all kiss my arse right in the raw bloody part. I discovered the circumfrence of the Earth in Alexandria before 300bc. All of you can smoke my fat l know all this rage is just because you need to vent the sexual frustration you have from your mom not giving you any sexy time. you guys may have dis dildo, but remember this: i know what all of you are thinking and dreaming Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.03.03 No.155143390 File1251169383 i0-(92 KB, 311x420, Marco.jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 2704 No 155148297 Fle1251170324ipg(93 KB, 400x484, Louis Pasteur jpg Dear Polo, I f------ thought so Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:05:30 No 155143884 File1251169530 ing(11 KB, 250x356, Niels Bohr jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 27:41 No 155148425 Dear Well it appears God does play dice Ha ha, bitches Neils Bohr Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:06 27 No.155144057 Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23 28 03 No.155148498 Fle1251170883 ing(159 KB, 516x472, thomas-jefferson-big jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:07:39 No.155144313 File 1251169559 ing-(47 KB, 514x599, 514px-Nikolaus Kopernikus jpg) I didn't see you found a F------ COUNTRY1 If you had so many problems with England Dear F--- you all, I was the first to replace the Earth with the Sun as the center of the universe Sincerely, Jefferson Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23:29:12 No.155148736 File 1251170952 jpg-135 KB, 200x287, carl jung jpg Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)2309:08 No.155144626 File1251169748H -(158 KB. 721x893, Francis-Bacon Jpg) You are no longer relevant to moderm-day psychology, are inferior to me, and are one of the single most overrated public intellectuals of the last few centuries Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.11.04 No.155145010 File1251169864 ing-(42 KB, 425x502, leonardo jpg) Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)23.30.01 No. 155148895 0 KB, 304x372, Euclid.jpg) I made s--- that inspired the Wright brothers, and all the so-called scientists out there, and people are making books and moies Dear You didn' write anything down. Nobody knows who the f--- you are. Unlike me Sincerely, Leonardo Da Vinci Euclid

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File: 12253154271凶464 KB 900x768. unneharpoon.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/08(Wed)172347 No.93771635 Hey /b this is a story I can't not share here A few days ago lwas at a comic convention, and i saw a guy dressed as supeman in a wheelchair. after 6 shots i couldnt resist the urge. I walked up to him and said "omg thats the best christopher reeves costume ive ever seen!" this kid raged so hard he pushed himself out of his wheelc hair and attempted to tackle me. which failed horribly as he ended up on the ground in front of my feet FROZEN URINE HARPOON I laughed harder than i ever have in my entire life, which was bad bec ause i started choking on my gum, a friend of mine rushed up and started giving me the heimlich maneuver which removed the gum as well as the contents of my stomach so there i stood puking onto this cripple dressed as supeman, and i will always remember it as the best night of my life, and my friends now only refer to me as kryptonite
File: 12253154271凶464 KB 900x768. unneharpoon.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/08(Wed)172347 No.93771635 Hey /b this is a story I can't not share here A few days ago lwas at a comic convention, and i saw a guy dressed as supeman in a wheelchair. after 6 shots i couldnt resist the urge. I walked up to him and said "omg thats the best christopher reeves costume ive ever seen!" this kid raged so hard he pushed himself out of his wheelc hair and attempted to tackle me. which failed horribly as he ended up on the ground in front of my feet FROZEN URINE HARPOON I laughed harder than i ever have in my entire life, which was bad bec ause i started choking on my gum, a friend of mine rushed up and started giving me the heimlich maneuver which removed the gum as well as the contents of my stomach so there i stood puking onto this cripple dressed as supeman, and i will always remember it as the best night of my life, and my friends now only refer to me as kryptonite

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File :1182547006. pg-(27 KB, 373x280, 1177967067519 ipg □ 06/22/07(F1)17:16:46 No.30671599 b, I accomplished awesome today Note: This is not copypasta, This just happened today about an hour ago Now, Im sure many of you have encountered little s---- in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c---- that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay bi, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f------ skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s---'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c--- he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHITI SHTT!". Now my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "F---! MAYBE HE DIDNT GET IT! F---!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid Here's the kicker, bl, Ilook her straight in the eye and say, Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and Im.. Im F------ HIV POSITIVE And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut f----- up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my s--- from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c--- she is I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that s-- So, ibi, have you ever had moment or IRL sadism like this? In b4 bel air and reeses puffs □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:22:24 No. 30671624 Ah, so there is justice in the universe! Well done, anon, you deserve a medal for that >> □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:22:30 No.30671626 1o 1w ut >> □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:23:11 No.30671640 Medal? Give him a couple f------ internets! I tip my hat to you, sir!
File :1182547006. pg-(27 KB, 373x280, 1177967067519 ipg □ 06/22/07(F1)17:16:46 No.30671599 b, I accomplished awesome today Note: This is not copypasta, This just happened today about an hour ago Now, Im sure many of you have encountered little s---- in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c---- that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay bi, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f------ skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s---'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c--- he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHITI SHTT!". Now my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "F---! MAYBE HE DIDNT GET IT! F---!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid Here's the kicker, bl, Ilook her straight in the eye and say, Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and Im.. Im F------ HIV POSITIVE And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut f----- up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my s--- from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c--- she is I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that s-- So, ibi, have you ever had moment or IRL sadism like this? In b4 bel air and reeses puffs □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:22:24 No. 30671624 Ah, so there is justice in the universe! Well done, anon, you deserve a medal for that >> □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:22:30 No.30671626 1o 1w ut >> □ 06/22/07(Fri)17:23:11 No.30671640 Medal? Give him a couple f------ internets! I tip my hat to you, sir!

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