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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Small beanie-baby frog comes out of box >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs sC >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill > Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Take note >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: t is not, Anon." >He takes mask off >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 80240926 There was another time when, while was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx 80241470 >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >-Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxx >Come home from school >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I cant eat my dinner >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX 80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Tutleneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and alter one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No.80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? -Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house Walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/237/321/ae0.jpg "ae0.jpg")
![Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 14:02:21 No.344779378 View Reply Original Report [166/50] Quoted By: >344779737>344779783344779830344780194 >344780270>344780403>344780571 »344780936 >>344781215 >>344781703>344781858344782057 »344782101 >>344784409>>344784692 344785745 344785801 344785990 >>344786167 >>344786225 344786347 >>344786570>>344786930 >>344787023 >>344787063 >>344787253 >»344787263 >»344787340 >>344787613 >>344787794 >>344787809>>344787921 344787941 344788165 344788270 >>344788562 > 344789198 344789902 >>344790035 >344790103 >>344790341 344790 396>344790438 >»344790551>>344790676 >>344790996 >344791041344791101>344791552 »344791604 >344791672 »344791737 >>344792059>»344792340 >>344792448 >344792540 >Nintendo wants forgiveness 20KIB, 600x335, image.jpg View Really, you f------? Try these for a start Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Declare Brawl non-canon and make PM the official Smash 3 - Fire Sakurai and put the PMBR in charge of Smash 5, make Melee HD launch title for NX Publicly apologize and admit that touch, waggle, and 3D were all failed gimmicks Embrace VR as the future of video games like the rest of the f------ industry Disavow the Wii and WiiU eras and the betrayal to gamers and loyal fans they represented - Fix your f------ online. you charge just as much as the others for it without even including something like PS+ and youre still on f------ FRIEND CODES - Cancel Federation Force and Sticker Star 2, apologize, and give us a real Prime 4 and TTYD 2 - Put Zelda NX on PC as well, cancel the WiiU version (then we can just bury that f------ joke already) - Stop with these p------------ low-res handhelds and develop for mobile, Pokemon Go shows theres a clear market for it - Make all NX games compatible with PS4 (so they'll come out for a system people will actually buy, kek) Disavow the p------------ that was skyward sword and give us a PrOPER remake of OoT for NX/PS4 to go with FF7R - Stop making games for f------ squeakers and follow the M 17+ standard that the rest of gaming does - Free Virtual Console for all platforms - Stop moaning over lwata, that hack led the company through its most embarassing years ever and it's only a good thing that he's gone - Fire Miyamoto and anyone who even thinks about using the word "New" for a game title ever again - Make your next system actually look like a respectable piece of equipment for adults instead of a goddamn toy - NO F------ GIMMICKS FOR NX YOU C---GUZZLING CLOWNS That'll be a start. And once we get TRUE follow-ups to SMW2 and OoT, maybe we'll actually deign to declare you "Redeemed"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/510/802/aac.png "Nintendo 2016 rant")
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