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Anonymous 7/31/2024, 9:36:44 PM No.73942079 33 KB JPEG > Says that he'll scale back on the frequencies of his appearances on podcasts > "OH MY GOD HE'S LEAVING THE INTERNET!!!!" > Says that children who have the consent of the parent to get hrt should be allowed to do so > "OH MY GOD HE SUPPORTS CHILD MUTILIATION!!!!" > Says general and inoffensive statement > "OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH A FENCE SITTER!!!!" This f------ place man
Anonymous 7/31/2024, 9:36:44 PM No.73942079 33 KB JPEG > Says that he'll scale back on the frequencies of his appearances on podcasts > "OH MY GOD HE'S LEAVING THE INTERNET!!!!" > Says that children who have the consent of the parent to get hrt should be allowed to do so > "OH MY GOD HE SUPPORTS CHILD MUTILIATION!!!!" > Says general and inoffensive statement > "OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH A FENCE SITTER!!!!" This f------ place man

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It's over 'murica bros | /r/Greentext

1001 US . 3h (08/01/24 02:57) 143232882 15 Re 2 Img JPG 184KB (828 × 1013) IMG_3496.jpg 6 Replies 2024 Olympics > Shooting Olympic Games Paris 2024 Overview Medals Teams Team Medals Schedule & Results Events 1 China 3 2 О 5 2 South Korea 2 2 0 4 3 Guatemala 1 O 1 2 4 Great Britain 1 0 0 1 United States о О 0 О >Most guns per capita in the world >States with open carry gun laws >Most public shooting incidents in the world >0 medals HOW?!
1001 US . 3h (08/01/24 02:57) 143232882 15 Re 2 Img JPG 184KB (828 × 1013) IMG_3496.jpg 6 Replies 2024 Olympics > Shooting Olympic Games Paris 2024 Overview Medals Teams Team Medals Schedule & Results Events 1 China 3 2 О 5 2 South Korea 2 2 0 4 3 Guatemala 1 O 1 2 4 Great Britain 1 0 0 1 United States о О 0 О >Most guns per capita in the world >States with open carry gun laws >Most public shooting incidents in the world >0 medals HOW?!

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Never ending cycle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skirushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer
Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skirushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer

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Return of the King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:07:36 No.201943881 >80 year old virgin 15 KB JPG Anonymous >>201943881 (OP) # 07/30/24(Tue)13:15:19 No.201944129 Saved himself for marriage with a 1000/10 Elven qt who was also a centenarian virgin and was willing to give up on Eru's greatest gift for love. All this after saving all of Arda, men, elves, dwarves and hobbits from an archetypal evil who could've easily ended his life before he lost his V-card. And after winning he got the greatest sex imaginable in the history of fiction with someone who's by all means a goddess. There are no words in the English dictionary to describe just how f------ based Aragorn Elessar is. >>201944286 # >>201944323 # >>201944591 # >>201944888 # >>201945043 # >>201945365 # >>201946615 # >>201946773 # >>201946936 # >>201947010 # >>201947139 # >>201947178 # >>201949813 # >>201949940
: Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:07:36 No.201943881 >80 year old virgin 15 KB JPG Anonymous >>201943881 (OP) # 07/30/24(Tue)13:15:19 No.201944129 Saved himself for marriage with a 1000/10 Elven qt who was also a centenarian virgin and was willing to give up on Eru's greatest gift for love. All this after saving all of Arda, men, elves, dwarves and hobbits from an archetypal evil who could've easily ended his life before he lost his V-card. And after winning he got the greatest sex imaginable in the history of fiction with someone who's by all means a goddess. There are no words in the English dictionary to describe just how f------ based Aragorn Elessar is. >>201944286 # >>201944323 # >>201944591 # >>201944888 # >>201945043 # >>201945365 # >>201946615 # >>201946773 # >>201946936 # >>201947010 # >>201947139 # >>201947178 # >>201949813 # >>201949940

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Easy money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Notch 07/31/24(Wed)21:27:22 No.684267218 mlady.png 551 KB PNG >copied some random ass small game >sold it for 2.5 billions to big money guys >doesn't have to work for the rest of life while living lavishously What stops you from doing the same, /v/?
Anonymous Notch 07/31/24(Wed)21:27:22 No.684267218 mlady.png 551 KB PNG >copied some random ass small game >sold it for 2.5 billions to big money guys >doesn't have to work for the rest of life while living lavishously What stops you from doing the same, /v/?

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Hey guys critical here | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MNiOWdZ7 )! 07/31/24(Wed)04:44:32 No.20878101 FLPIP PSLAP GF >gets criticized once >Leaves 724 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: MNiOWdZ7 )! 07/31/24(Wed)04:44:32 No.20878101 FLPIP PSLAP GF >gets criticized once >Leaves 724 KB PNG

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Anon was made hole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG >be me 07/31/24(Wed)16:00:02 No.31727241 >19yo mtf QT3.14 >happy with top surgery and face work, present as stunning young lady >have bf, ripped 23yo ftm >wants me to get bottom surgery because he doesn't want a--- >okidoki.jpg >2 weeks post-op necrosis sets in, labia destroyed >not enough tissue left to restore, am left with hole that I need to rinse with disinfectant three times a day and cover with gauze >bf is disgusted and doesn't even want to try it, insists on a--- after all >only feel pain, have to reach behind me and squeeze the base of his c--- so he feels pleasure >dumps me 1 week after >mfw he's now dating a femboy who looks girlier than me >tinder.exe >mfw everyone ghosts me after I tell about the surgery and the hole Is it over bros? Have I deformed my body in such a way that nobody will ever want me? I'm still pretty and have a female voice and the hole isn't dirty or anything
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG >be me 07/31/24(Wed)16:00:02 No.31727241 >19yo mtf QT3.14 >happy with top surgery and face work, present as stunning young lady >have bf, ripped 23yo ftm >wants me to get bottom surgery because he doesn't want a--- >okidoki.jpg >2 weeks post-op necrosis sets in, labia destroyed >not enough tissue left to restore, am left with hole that I need to rinse with disinfectant three times a day and cover with gauze >bf is disgusted and doesn't even want to try it, insists on a--- after all >only feel pain, have to reach behind me and squeeze the base of his c--- so he feels pleasure >dumps me 1 week after >mfw he's now dating a femboy who looks girlier than me >tinder.exe >mfw everyone ghosts me after I tell about the surgery and the hole Is it over bros? Have I deformed my body in such a way that nobody will ever want me? I'm still pretty and have a female voice and the hole isn't dirty or anything

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How did he do it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)08:15:16 No.16888800 IMG_4216.jpg 2.99 MB JPG >20 million new jobs >budget surplus of $230 billion >socially liberal/fiscally conservative meme basically coined by him >founder of modern neoliberalism >was Reagan for the Democrats >policy is still the norm today
Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)08:15:16 No.16888800 IMG_4216.jpg 2.99 MB JPG >20 million new jobs >budget surplus of $230 billion >socially liberal/fiscally conservative meme basically coined by him >founder of modern neoliberalism >was Reagan for the Democrats >policy is still the norm today

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anon and tomboy | /r/Greentext

File: tfw lost all desire but c(...).jpg (128 KB, 1188x1143) WOTAD Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)16:35:52 No.78340961 [Reply] >>78340982 >>78340985 >>78340994 >>78340998 >be me, meet this cute curly haired shy tomboy girl. Be interested in her, become friends, eventually my gf >life's good, she's weird but I accept her and love her unconditionally for 2 years. >we break up because we're moving half the country away bc of life and studies. She disappears completely, blocks everyone and just becomes a ghost. She doesn't use social media. >decision eats away at me for the whole year and pains me. >decide to do schizo move and go on a quest to find her family so they can deliver a letter from me to stay in contact. >feeling great again >she gets the letter within the hour and calls me to meet up. >we catch up, hang out like we did before. Then she says... "Anon, did it never occur to you that I didn't actually like you?" >thefuck >tldr: she had a mania from a trauma, started flirting with 15 different people and I was one of them, she used me for her own insecurity. >she wanted to break up with me whenever we met but couldn't bring herself to say anything because I gave her a big hug whenever we met. >She just liked me as a friend. >ok >we chatted some more, exchanged numbers, and now I'm back home. Guys... I feel like a clown and all my emotions have been built on lies these past 3 years. Apparently she was happy when we broke up first time. I'm not exactly sad, angry or in pain. The f--- am I supposed to do or feel now? So yeah, I guess that happened. How's your day, anons?
File: tfw lost all desire but c(...).jpg (128 KB, 1188x1143) WOTAD Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)16:35:52 No.78340961 [Reply] >>78340982 >>78340985 >>78340994 >>78340998 >be me, meet this cute curly haired shy tomboy girl. Be interested in her, become friends, eventually my gf >life's good, she's weird but I accept her and love her unconditionally for 2 years. >we break up because we're moving half the country away bc of life and studies. She disappears completely, blocks everyone and just becomes a ghost. She doesn't use social media. >decision eats away at me for the whole year and pains me. >decide to do schizo move and go on a quest to find her family so they can deliver a letter from me to stay in contact. >feeling great again >she gets the letter within the hour and calls me to meet up. >we catch up, hang out like we did before. Then she says... "Anon, did it never occur to you that I didn't actually like you?" >thefuck >tldr: she had a mania from a trauma, started flirting with 15 different people and I was one of them, she used me for her own insecurity. >she wanted to break up with me whenever we met but couldn't bring herself to say anything because I gave her a big hug whenever we met. >She just liked me as a friend. >ok >we chatted some more, exchanged numbers, and now I'm back home. Guys... I feel like a clown and all my emotions have been built on lies these past 3 years. Apparently she was happy when we broke up first time. I'm not exactly sad, angry or in pain. The f--- am I supposed to do or feel now? So yeah, I guess that happened. How's your day, anons?

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anon grew into his face | /r/Greentext

File: rfk.jjr.jpg (520 KB, 670x670) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)10:13:35 No.78338897 [Reply] >>78340537 >>78340760 >spend my entire 20s being an ugly freak >get depressed because of this >because of this depression I do nothing with my life >grow into my face around 27 or 28 >now at 31 have been approached by women pretty consistently because they think im attractive >they ask what I do for work >im a line cook at restaurant >they immediately cut all contact Wow, life is now unbearable in a completely new way.
File: rfk.jjr.jpg (520 KB, 670x670) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)10:13:35 No.78338897 [Reply] >>78340537 >>78340760 >spend my entire 20s being an ugly freak >get depressed because of this >because of this depression I do nothing with my life >grow into my face around 27 or 28 >now at 31 have been approached by women pretty consistently because they think im attractive >they ask what I do for work >im a line cook at restaurant >they immediately cut all contact Wow, life is now unbearable in a completely new way.

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Anon made pudding pies | /r/Greentext

Get a load Of this society Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:35:12 No. 78341303 >>78341310 >true story >be me >kinda dorky >not a lot of friends >play WoW five hours plus daily >get switched schools >transfer from my catholic school to public school >happened in eighth grade due to parents being unable to afford it any longer >raised Christian >raised with respect women meme >have a hard time making friends >dont really fit in >nerdy kids were too dorky for me >cool kids were all wealthy, athletic, and lived next to each other in gated communities >bring snacks to class one day as part of a project >homemade mini pudding pies >absolutely delicious, everyone wants extra >walking home with extras in a box >saving them for younger siblings at home >group of four girls approach and walk with me >we acknowledge each other but they mostly chat among themselves >not the most popular girls, but decently connected >considered some of the super hot/cute girls of our grade >they ask what I am carrying >pudding pies >omg! Anon! You are the one who made those?! I shared one with my friend earlier and they were soooo good! >can we have them ? lol >oh no sorry I am saving these >oh come on >give us the pies and we will show you our t--- >I become flustered and surprised
Get a load Of this society Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:35:12 No. 78341303 >>78341310 >true story >be me >kinda dorky >not a lot of friends >play WoW five hours plus daily >get switched schools >transfer from my catholic school to public school >happened in eighth grade due to parents being unable to afford it any longer >raised Christian >raised with respect women meme >have a hard time making friends >dont really fit in >nerdy kids were too dorky for me >cool kids were all wealthy, athletic, and lived next to each other in gated communities >bring snacks to class one day as part of a project >homemade mini pudding pies >absolutely delicious, everyone wants extra >walking home with extras in a box >saving them for younger siblings at home >group of four girls approach and walk with me >we acknowledge each other but they mostly chat among themselves >not the most popular girls, but decently connected >considered some of the super hot/cute girls of our grade >they ask what I am carrying >pudding pies >omg! Anon! You are the one who made those?! I shared one with my friend earlier and they were soooo good! >can we have them ? lol >oh no sorry I am saving these >oh come on >give us the pies and we will show you our t--- >I become flustered and surprised

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Why not find yourself a boyfriend too Anon? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)20:50:34 No.78341408 >every short girl in my town has tall boyfriend >every 143 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)20:50:34 No.78341408 >every short girl in my town has tall boyfriend >every 143 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon likes ants | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--
☐ Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)14:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--

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Anon dies by magnifying glass | /r/Greentext

File: ant.png (73 KB, 986x772) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)17:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] ► >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--
File: ant.png (73 KB, 986x772) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)17:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] ► >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--

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Gunship Mission | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)18:04:34 No.101452367 STEAM steam-deck-linux-market-share-popularity-550x309.jpg 25 KB JPG >Private company expands into Linux because it benefits their own financial interests >Pours a ton of money into Linux gaming >Immediatly BTFOs decades of work by unorganised smelly FOSS f------ who are too autistic to work together >Suddenly Linux is a viable platform for gaming >All the trannies use Proton now When will you f------ understand? The collective repellent autism of the Linux community will ALWAYS hold them back.
: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)18:04:34 No.101452367 STEAM steam-deck-linux-market-share-popularity-550x309.jpg 25 KB JPG >Private company expands into Linux because it benefits their own financial interests >Pours a ton of money into Linux gaming >Immediatly BTFOs decades of work by unorganised smelly FOSS f------ who are too autistic to work together >Suddenly Linux is a viable platform for gaming >All the trannies use Proton now When will you f------ understand? The collective repellent autism of the Linux community will ALWAYS hold them back.

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Anon's car has a weight problem | /r/Greentext

View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report

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Don’t know anon. Maybe competent writers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it
Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it

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anon is mr sausage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage
Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage

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Generational progression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?
Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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“Where’s your sauce made?” | /r/Greentext

MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?
MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?

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