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You Do Have to Eat All the Eggs

O File: 1344263299653.jpg-(118 KB, 750x561, 1342391823379.jpg) %O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827 Q0 >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? Replies to this post: >>150024980 >>150025340 >>150025928 >150025939 >>150026292 >150028471 >150028708 >150027040 >>150027683 O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980 Q00 >>150024827 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Replies to this post: >>150025020 >>150025330 *O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No. 150026512 QO0 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place. >Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up. >Ask her if she's ok. >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs. >Ask if she needs a ride home. >Tell her to take care. Replies to this post: >>150026816 >>150026884 >>150026870 >>150026876 >150026697 >>150026716 >>150026726 >>150026729 >>150028742 >>150026793 >>150026796 >>150028808 >>150026970 >150027098 >>150027215 >>150027757 >>150027901 >>150027909 >>150028005 >>150028017 >>150028114 >>150028138 >>150028154 >>150028268 >>150028272 >>150028273 >>150028588 O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676 Q00 > O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 No. File: 1344264509932.jpg-(102 KB, 480. O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No. 1500266 File: 1344264432937.png-(265 KB, 334x393, 1 >>150026512 Wizard detected >>150026512 >>150026512 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: 1344265300847.png-(4 KB, 312x315, 1343878593548.png) HIGH LEVEL >>150026512 >take her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what EMBARRASSING happened, but you do have to eat this" is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at You HAVE TO EATALL THEEGGS school? O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No. 150028268 QOA File: 1344265558447.png-(45 KB, 882x896, EAT ALL THE EGGS.png) Vou WAVE >>150026512 Replies to this post: >>150028315 >150028382 2>150028528 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 why are you >>150026512 >h-hi. you a-wake? >wh- why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs doing This.?) >pl-please dont go >*door slams* >l love you too
O File: 1344263299653.jpg-(118 KB, 750x561, 1342391823379.jpg) %O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827 Q0 >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? Replies to this post: >>150024980 >>150025340 >>150025928 >150025939 >>150026292 >150028471 >150028708 >150027040 >>150027683 O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980 Q00 >>150024827 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Replies to this post: >>150025020 >>150025330 *O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No. 150026512 QO0 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place. >Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up. >Ask her if she's ok. >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs. >Ask if she needs a ride home. >Tell her to take care. Replies to this post: >>150026816 >>150026884 >>150026870 >>150026876 >150026697 >>150026716 >>150026726 >>150026729 >>150028742 >>150026793 >>150026796 >>150028808 >>150026970 >150027098 >>150027215 >>150027757 >>150027901 >>150027909 >>150028005 >>150028017 >>150028114 >>150028138 >>150028154 >>150028268 >>150028272 >>150028273 >>150028588 O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676 Q00 > O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 No. File: 1344264509932.jpg-(102 KB, 480. O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No. 1500266 File: 1344264432937.png-(265 KB, 334x393, 1 >>150026512 Wizard detected >>150026512 >>150026512 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: 1344265300847.png-(4 KB, 312x315, 1343878593548.png) HIGH LEVEL >>150026512 >take her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what EMBARRASSING happened, but you do have to eat this" is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at You HAVE TO EATALL THEEGGS school? O Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No. 150028268 QOA File: 1344265558447.png-(45 KB, 882x896, EAT ALL THE EGGS.png) Vou WAVE >>150026512 Replies to this post: >>150028315 >150028382 2>150028528 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 why are you >>150026512 >h-hi. you a-wake? >wh- why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs doing This.?) >pl-please dont go >*door slams* >l love you too

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Do Angels Drink Apple Juice?

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Never Been Into Brownies

incel pickup lines @incelReplies 8:09 AM Replied to your story Never been into Brownies but you might make me change my mind... Lol 2:21 PM brownies....? 3:40 PM Brownies. You know like... Ethnic. You're mixed with something aren't you? Just my little nickname mv dude whaaaaaat the f--- 12:13 PM · May 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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(with a slight smirk): "You had a bigger bra on yesterday?"

incel pickup lines @incelReplies The Seducer Lifestyle . 12 Apr Victor Y ... You see this young woman at a hotel lobby. Replying to @PUA_DATING_TIPS with a slight smirk): |'You had a bigger bra on vesterday?" (b/c of uneven sun-tan on her left poob) Then try to followup with something along the lines of "good thing you didn't wear sun-glasses then" 4:18 AM · 12 Apr 22 · Twitter Web App She notices you noticing her. How do you open? 11:00 AM · May 2, 2022 · Twitter Web App
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But Can You Also Clean?

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I've Invited a Girl to Play Smash Later On

O Anonymous 01/05/15(Mon)18:26:20 No.90839838 > >90839936 >90840020 >>90840103 >>90840114 >>90840190 >>90840484 >>90840512 >>90840575 >90840794 File: game and watch.png (32 KB, 1230x394) 1 Move Room Mood: Tense Room Mood: Fun Room Mood: Flirty I would like to pump you 2 Pump standard attack 3 Down smash hammers 4 Up smash diving helmet 5 Side smash Match 6 Side tilt chair 7 Down tilt manhole 8 Up tilt flag 9 Aerial Fish Very fast attack I'm getting pumped! A powerful move Another strong move I'm going to STRIKE you down! I think you better sit this one out That is a strong move Maybe he can use that match to light some scented candles for later He should use that for sitting Only one chair. maybe you can sit on my face I prefer a womanhole It isn't a red flag. You don't have any red flags either, you're gf material I know a fish called aerial. the little mermaid. Almost as pretty as you. Manholes are usually on public roads I enjoyed k'naans wavin flag, he looks like G&W I WAVE the right to lose this match Really well animated Go fish! 10 Aeriel Box A strong move Go Box! Maybe you could put your box in the air haha 11 Aeriel Turtle I'll make your life a living shell! I believe you can fly (sing in r kelly voice) This move is KEY to my victory I like CLOWNING around (clowns juggle) I bet losing to me rings some bells Have my oil, I hope I don't bucket up Oil win this match for sure! Probably my best attack My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle 12 Aeriel air pump You can move to avoid this That is a meteor smash That move pushes you up. is that a push up bra? 13 Aeriel Key He really came down hard, just like l'm coming down hard with the love bug I hate to juggle, but l'd like to snuggle 14 Juggle Throw I threw you न *do not do this* 15 Bell Taunt Would you like to play with MY ding a ling? I hope your bucket has a bigger capacity because I can go 10 times I have some massage oil in my bag if you'd like a massage (bring oil) I bet you have another name for throwing your food. Spitting hehe 16 Bucket Catch Watch out for my oil attack 17 Oil Spll 18 Food Throw That will kill some sealife Looks like a standard wok I'm going to FLIP any minute now This little piggy had roast beef. this little piggy had NINE! So how would you rate our chances of sex 1 to 9? I'd like to go skydiving one day 19 Hammer This move is luck based 20 Parachute They use parachutes to sky dive I'd like to go skydiving with you one day, maybe skydiving into bed 21 Final Smash Damn, I should win now l'll get you. sucker! haha, I'd tentacle r--- you if I was an Octopus! 22 Guys, I've invited a girl here to play Smash later on. She is cute and I think I could be able to lose my virginity but I want to make her think I am charming. I made this list of puns (still working on it) and one liners for every G&W move because he is my main. I will say them when I do moves and hopefully make her laugh. I have also listed lines for when the room is tense, that wn't annoy her, and ones for when it becomes a flirty atmosphere so I can progress to having sex with her. Can you read through and see what you think? Will the flirty lines work?
O Anonymous 01/05/15(Mon)18:26:20 No.90839838 > >90839936 >90840020 >>90840103 >>90840114 >>90840190 >>90840484 >>90840512 >>90840575 >90840794 File: game and watch.png (32 KB, 1230x394) 1 Move Room Mood: Tense Room Mood: Fun Room Mood: Flirty I would like to pump you 2 Pump standard attack 3 Down smash hammers 4 Up smash diving helmet 5 Side smash Match 6 Side tilt chair 7 Down tilt manhole 8 Up tilt flag 9 Aerial Fish Very fast attack I'm getting pumped! A powerful move Another strong move I'm going to STRIKE you down! I think you better sit this one out That is a strong move Maybe he can use that match to light some scented candles for later He should use that for sitting Only one chair. maybe you can sit on my face I prefer a womanhole It isn't a red flag. You don't have any red flags either, you're gf material I know a fish called aerial. the little mermaid. Almost as pretty as you. Manholes are usually on public roads I enjoyed k'naans wavin flag, he looks like G&W I WAVE the right to lose this match Really well animated Go fish! 10 Aeriel Box A strong move Go Box! Maybe you could put your box in the air haha 11 Aeriel Turtle I'll make your life a living shell! I believe you can fly (sing in r kelly voice) This move is KEY to my victory I like CLOWNING around (clowns juggle) I bet losing to me rings some bells Have my oil, I hope I don't bucket up Oil win this match for sure! Probably my best attack My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle 12 Aeriel air pump You can move to avoid this That is a meteor smash That move pushes you up. is that a push up bra? 13 Aeriel Key He really came down hard, just like l'm coming down hard with the love bug I hate to juggle, but l'd like to snuggle 14 Juggle Throw I threw you न *do not do this* 15 Bell Taunt Would you like to play with MY ding a ling? I hope your bucket has a bigger capacity because I can go 10 times I have some massage oil in my bag if you'd like a massage (bring oil) I bet you have another name for throwing your food. Spitting hehe 16 Bucket Catch Watch out for my oil attack 17 Oil Spll 18 Food Throw That will kill some sealife Looks like a standard wok I'm going to FLIP any minute now This little piggy had roast beef. this little piggy had NINE! So how would you rate our chances of sex 1 to 9? I'd like to go skydiving one day 19 Hammer This move is luck based 20 Parachute They use parachutes to sky dive I'd like to go skydiving with you one day, maybe skydiving into bed 21 Final Smash Damn, I should win now l'll get you. sucker! haha, I'd tentacle r--- you if I was an Octopus! 22 Guys, I've invited a girl here to play Smash later on. She is cute and I think I could be able to lose my virginity but I want to make her think I am charming. I made this list of puns (still working on it) and one liners for every G&W move because he is my main. I will say them when I do moves and hopefully make her laugh. I have also listed lines for when the room is tense, that wn't annoy her, and ones for when it becomes a flirty atmosphere so I can progress to having sex with her. Can you read through and see what you think? Will the flirty lines work?

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It Sure Is Hot Out

Chateau Heartiste @CHeartiste How would you open? IEE COLD BEER Justin @ Replying to @CHeartiste It sure is hot out. *licks my ice cream while winking* 7:42 PM · 23 Apr 21 · Twitter Web App 1 Like
Chateau Heartiste @CHeartiste How would you open? IEE COLD BEER Justin @ Replying to @CHeartiste It sure is hot out. *licks my ice cream while winking* 7:42 PM · 23 Apr 21 · Twitter Web App 1 Like

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