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incel pickup lines @incelReplies 8:09 AM Replied to your story Never been into Brownies but you might make me change my mind... Lol 2:21 PM brownies....? 3:40 PM Brownies. You know like... Ethnic. You're mixed with something aren't you? Just my little nickname mv dude whaaaaaat the f--- 12:13 PM · May 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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O Anonymous 01/05/15(Mon)18:26:20 No.90839838 > >90839936 >90840020 >>90840103 >>90840114 >>90840190 >>90840484 >>90840512 >>90840575 >90840794 File: game and watch.png (32 KB, 1230x394) 1 Move Room Mood: Tense Room Mood: Fun Room Mood: Flirty I would like to pump you 2 Pump standard attack 3 Down smash hammers 4 Up smash diving helmet 5 Side smash Match 6 Side tilt chair 7 Down tilt manhole 8 Up tilt flag 9 Aerial Fish Very fast attack I'm getting pumped! A powerful move Another strong move I'm going to STRIKE you down! I think you better sit this one out That is a strong move Maybe he can use that match to light some scented candles for later He should use that for sitting Only one chair. maybe you can sit on my face I prefer a womanhole It isn't a red flag. You don't have any red flags either, you're gf material I know a fish called aerial. the little mermaid. Almost as pretty as you. Manholes are usually on public roads I enjoyed k'naans wavin flag, he looks like G&W I WAVE the right to lose this match Really well animated Go fish! 10 Aeriel Box A strong move Go Box! Maybe you could put your box in the air haha 11 Aeriel Turtle I'll make your life a living shell! I believe you can fly (sing in r kelly voice) This move is KEY to my victory I like CLOWNING around (clowns juggle) I bet losing to me rings some bells Have my oil, I hope I don't bucket up Oil win this match for sure! Probably my best attack My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle 12 Aeriel air pump You can move to avoid this That is a meteor smash That move pushes you up. is that a push up bra? 13 Aeriel Key He really came down hard, just like l'm coming down hard with the love bug I hate to juggle, but l'd like to snuggle 14 Juggle Throw I threw you न *do not do this* 15 Bell Taunt Would you like to play with MY ding a ling? I hope your bucket has a bigger capacity because I can go 10 times I have some massage oil in my bag if you'd like a massage (bring oil) I bet you have another name for throwing your food. Spitting hehe 16 Bucket Catch Watch out for my oil attack 17 Oil Spll 18 Food Throw That will kill some sealife Looks like a standard wok I'm going to FLIP any minute now This little piggy had roast beef. this little piggy had NINE! So how would you rate our chances of sex 1 to 9? I'd like to go skydiving one day 19 Hammer This move is luck based 20 Parachute They use parachutes to sky dive I'd like to go skydiving with you one day, maybe skydiving into bed 21 Final Smash Damn, I should win now l'll get you. sucker! haha, I'd tentacle r--- you if I was an Octopus! 22 Guys, I've invited a girl here to play Smash later on. She is cute and I think I could be able to lose my virginity but I want to make her think I am charming. I made this list of puns (still working on it) and one liners for every G&W move because he is my main. I will say them when I do moves and hopefully make her laugh. I have also listed lines for when the room is tense, that wn't annoy her, and ones for when it becomes a flirty atmosphere so I can progress to having sex with her. Can you read through and see what you think? Will the flirty lines work?
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