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Foodstampmen and the kangs of the high asphalt
![Charleville jpg (420 KB. 2000x1500) google yandex igab wait | Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:09:16 No.33748578 >>33748591 >>33748606 >>33748625 >>33748644 >>33748705 >>33748764 >>33748812 >>33748813 >>33748838 >>33749050 >>33749163 >>33749250 >>33749398 Is a smoothbore musket the ideal weapon spent cas 日 | Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:07 No.33748591 v >>33748629 >>33748806 >>33749297 >>3375 1144 >>33751153 >64 caliber ball HMMM I WONDER WHAT GUN COULD HAVE DONE THIS CRIME 日 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:57 No.33748606、、>>33748616 >>33748965 >>33749017 >>33749135 >>33749143 >>33749181 >>33749191 >>33749454 >>33749803 >>33750033 >>33750060 >>33750311 >>33751144 >>33752125 >>33752185 >>33752868 >>33752923 Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife styrese, give these n----- a volley 日 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:14:36 No.33748616 >>33748776 >>33749191 >>33751070 >>3375 1144 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)1 9 No.33749454 >>3374948 Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:15 No.3374917 ruckus.ipg (22 KB, 400x225) google yandex igdb wait >33749209 >>33752126 WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE >BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwa WERFULKIGCATKITW Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:54:05 No.337489 >33748920 >>33748979 >33749175 >>33749191 >33752126 >>3375293 >upstanding black citizens of baltimore turn cadillacs int man-0-wars >daquon and the crew put a broadside on the cops during a liquor store robbery AY YO WE IS PIRATEZ 'N SHEIT Mount cannon on old pickup truck > AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM N----- SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD! Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:56:03 No.33748920 >>33748979 >>33748998 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33749482 >>3375 1600 >>33752126 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:49 No.33749181 >>33749202 >Gangsters mounting cannon on cars 18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS N---- AY AY S--- THEM CHOLO M------------ DONE FIXD BAYONETS COUNTERCHARGE MY N-----! Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:25:50 No.3374 inc n----- on our starboard side be trippin bruh "Whatever warni on on squareuppng (313 KB. 620x387) google yandex iqdb wait YALL N----- IS HARD MEN cotton iggas saw it comin' and BREAK YO BACKS AND LOAD DEM GATS, N-----! TRIPLE SHOT, THOSE OAK STREET BUSTAS IS CROSSIN THE FREEWAY! on 33752054 >>33752753 Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:56:15 No.3375031 See snigs experimenting with different powder mixtur >Led by a officer with 10lbs of bling, a pimp hat, and sword cane. A drummer boy with a boom box playing marching yo Jaquan, wat you doin wid dat wack batch o crack n----? yo n----, I'm finna mix dat s--- in wit this gunpowda red uniforms doing the same wtfisgoingon.jpg They formu >"GIVE THEM A VOLLEY HOMIES! The street explodes, a few go down "AFFIX SHANKS HOMI SHANK THEY ASSES They charge, the blinged out officers leading with pimp came swords, pimp hats proudly displayed Be me Suddenly a bunch of cribs with tricorn hats and mus Not hearing any shots being fired back oddly enough down the street, one occasional hot bac >Hide behind the mailbox to avoid getting caught in the cros ai Suddenly start hearing some loud tapping and rap music coming from the distance The Red garbed Bloods withdrawl, with their officer surrending his pimp cane The Crips go about bayonetting the wounded Bloods, looting bodies, and tagging walls After they're done they form ranks, and playing Easy E "Boys in the hood" match back home z a hun! lz a wretch Englishman n---- >Round the corner a few bloods on f------ hors me charging towards, pi All of them fire simultaneously, killing a few of the panicking crib Immediately the bloods holster their pistols and draw their sabres ury tactics >Get to the cribs before any of them can even fix their bayonets and cut them all down like nothing on They all ride off, all the cribs laying dead or dying, the faint cry of "break yourself foot n-----!" heard in the distanc by skirmishes are getting way too frequent aroun AFFIX SHANKS HOM this thread is too mu Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:18:18 No.3375 (7 KB. 251x201) google yandex Igab wait Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:46:21 No.33750237 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down da mountain Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down dey chimped an died >33751104 >>337 Crac Yorktown Boulevard, where they would outnumber henceforth recorded, that in the wint Forge Projects, Gerome O'Shaun Washington and his men endured a mild winter, promoting cultural enrichment and flipping brick By the end of the winter, a third of them had die Overdose. However, due to the grueling training they received from Franklin Vaughn Stubbens, they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages incr ing er on e the G.B. district families, pushing them out of the Colonial Parks neighborhood Altogether. The night after the battl reet corne me alive with the harmonious s of "Nuthin but a 'G Thang" as Malt Liquor poured freely onto the cracked concr on ridelaughjpg を(188 KB. 720x720) google yandex igab wait >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >tyrese, give these n----- a volley (147 KB. 990x1024) google yandex iadb wait Include me in the ca](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/284/151/e16.png)
![Charleville jpg (420 KB. 2000x1500) google yandex igab wait | Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:09:16 No.33748578 >>33748591 >>33748606 >>33748625 >>33748644 >>33748705 >>33748764 >>33748812 >>33748813 >>33748838 >>33749050 >>33749163 >>33749250 >>33749398 Is a smoothbore musket the ideal weapon spent cas 日 | Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:07 No.33748591 v >>33748629 >>33748806 >>33749297 >>3375 1144 >>33751153 >64 caliber ball HMMM I WONDER WHAT GUN COULD HAVE DONE THIS CRIME 日 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:57 No.33748606、、>>33748616 >>33748965 >>33749017 >>33749135 >>33749143 >>33749181 >>33749191 >>33749454 >>33749803 >>33750033 >>33750060 >>33750311 >>33751144 >>33752125 >>33752185 >>33752868 >>33752923 Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife styrese, give these n----- a volley 日 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:14:36 No.33748616 >>33748776 >>33749191 >>33751070 >>3375 1144 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)1 9 No.33749454 >>3374948 Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:15 No.3374917 ruckus.ipg (22 KB, 400x225) google yandex igdb wait >33749209 >>33752126 WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE >BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwa WERFULKIGCATKITW Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:54:05 No.337489 >33748920 >>33748979 >33749175 >>33749191 >33752126 >>3375293 >upstanding black citizens of baltimore turn cadillacs int man-0-wars >daquon and the crew put a broadside on the cops during a liquor store robbery AY YO WE IS PIRATEZ 'N SHEIT Mount cannon on old pickup truck > AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM N----- SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD! Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:56:03 No.33748920 >>33748979 >>33748998 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33749482 >>3375 1600 >>33752126 □ Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:49 No.33749181 >>33749202 >Gangsters mounting cannon on cars 18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS N---- AY AY S--- THEM CHOLO M------------ DONE FIXD BAYONETS COUNTERCHARGE MY N-----! Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:25:50 No.3374 inc n----- on our starboard side be trippin bruh "Whatever warni on on squareuppng (313 KB. 620x387) google yandex iqdb wait YALL N----- IS HARD MEN cotton iggas saw it comin' and BREAK YO BACKS AND LOAD DEM GATS, N-----! TRIPLE SHOT, THOSE OAK STREET BUSTAS IS CROSSIN THE FREEWAY! on 33752054 >>33752753 Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:56:15 No.3375031 See snigs experimenting with different powder mixtur >Led by a officer with 10lbs of bling, a pimp hat, and sword cane. A drummer boy with a boom box playing marching yo Jaquan, wat you doin wid dat wack batch o crack n----? yo n----, I'm finna mix dat s--- in wit this gunpowda red uniforms doing the same wtfisgoingon.jpg They formu >"GIVE THEM A VOLLEY HOMIES! The street explodes, a few go down "AFFIX SHANKS HOMI SHANK THEY ASSES They charge, the blinged out officers leading with pimp came swords, pimp hats proudly displayed Be me Suddenly a bunch of cribs with tricorn hats and mus Not hearing any shots being fired back oddly enough down the street, one occasional hot bac >Hide behind the mailbox to avoid getting caught in the cros ai Suddenly start hearing some loud tapping and rap music coming from the distance The Red garbed Bloods withdrawl, with their officer surrending his pimp cane The Crips go about bayonetting the wounded Bloods, looting bodies, and tagging walls After they're done they form ranks, and playing Easy E "Boys in the hood" match back home z a hun! lz a wretch Englishman n---- >Round the corner a few bloods on f------ hors me charging towards, pi All of them fire simultaneously, killing a few of the panicking crib Immediately the bloods holster their pistols and draw their sabres ury tactics >Get to the cribs before any of them can even fix their bayonets and cut them all down like nothing on They all ride off, all the cribs laying dead or dying, the faint cry of "break yourself foot n-----!" heard in the distanc by skirmishes are getting way too frequent aroun AFFIX SHANKS HOM this thread is too mu Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:18:18 No.3375 (7 KB. 251x201) google yandex Igab wait Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:46:21 No.33750237 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down da mountain Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down dey chimped an died >33751104 >>337 Crac Yorktown Boulevard, where they would outnumber henceforth recorded, that in the wint Forge Projects, Gerome O'Shaun Washington and his men endured a mild winter, promoting cultural enrichment and flipping brick By the end of the winter, a third of them had die Overdose. However, due to the grueling training they received from Franklin Vaughn Stubbens, they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages incr ing er on e the G.B. district families, pushing them out of the Colonial Parks neighborhood Altogether. The night after the battl reet corne me alive with the harmonious s of "Nuthin but a 'G Thang" as Malt Liquor poured freely onto the cracked concr on ridelaughjpg を(188 KB. 720x720) google yandex igab wait >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >tyrese, give these n----- a volley (147 KB. 990x1024) google yandex iadb wait Include me in the ca](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/284/151/e16.png)
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Kannibals of arizona
![Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)14:33:14 No.3409940 1、22340 425 >>340988 >>340919 I figure I would shitpost this here instead of starting a new thread since it's /gq/ related >Two years ago >Have poorfag PSA AR >Blue Force Gear six mag bandoleer >Have a few hundred smackers to spare Instead of improving my rifle I buy NVGs >ATN Corp Viper X Gen 1+ >They're no PVS-14s but they work >First thing I do is wait for nightfall I have the day off the day after they come in so I plan to go inna desert that same night >1:30AM >Tell GF I'm going out LARPing She doesn't care, she's too into Destiny >Grab s--- gear and snacks >Get going Spend two hours dicking around in the Arizona Desert being a goof >Saw a coyote >Coyote didn't see me TangoDown.tiff >3:45am >Sitting on a hill thats a couple hundred yards from a road >Chilling, eating a granola bar and downing a water >See very faint headlights turn off the road through monocular >Gen 1+ is dog s--- so I can just make out a spec emitting light Must be some dumb kids going off roading at night Watch them a bit >Decide to make my way off the hill and see where theyre going Keep them in my field of view >They pulled just off the trail >Ten yards away on the other side of the trail Monocular is s---, but not s--- enough that I can't tell the jeep rocking side to side >They f----- >All their lights are off so I don't after worry about blooming out and going blind >Angel on right shoulder >"Anon, you shouldn't interrupt people in the throws of passion, just because you're a bitter virgin doesn't mean you have to ruin someone's night." >Devil on the other >"Dude scare the s--- out of them Imao Decide to get spoopy (12) □ Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)14:35:43 No.34099425、>>34090470 34099633 >>34099888 34099401 >Formulate plan >There's a wash about 20 yards away I can dive into and hide after scaring them >Back track to dead 'yote >Dead as a door nail but still fresh >Hoist it over my shoulder and carry it >My entire right side is red >Gross Onell ifthey seeme, t spook them more >Theyre still there f------ >Creep up >"ooooOH BOY WE GONNA HAVE US SOME GOOD EATS TONIGHT >Body slam yote onto the hood >Hear the shrillest shriek come from the back seat >Muffled "Bro what the f---" >F------ RUN to the wash >Pop head over ledge just in time to see them pop out half dressed, see the dead coyote on their hood, flip their s--- more and get into the front seats Dumb ass driver floors it in reverse, in 2wd >On soft sand >Jeep status: Stuck >Can faintly hear a girl crying over the jeep >Let out a "LOOKS LIKE YOU YANKS ARE STUCK >Driver puts s--- into 4wd 1-L and digs their ass out >Hauls ass out of there >Have to cover my mouth not to laugh After I calm down I get the f--- out because the Sheriff WILL be showing up soon >Managed to get out before they showed up >Laugh my ass off all the way home >Know damn well I scarred some folks for life >GF asks me where I've been and why I'm covered in blood >l wouldn't worry about it. >She made me throw the clothes out and sleep on the couch And that /gq/, is how I ultimately sparked a local urban legend of cannibal hill people in Arizona](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/260/722/125.png)
![Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)14:33:14 No.3409940 1、22340 425 >>340988 >>340919 I figure I would shitpost this here instead of starting a new thread since it's /gq/ related >Two years ago >Have poorfag PSA AR >Blue Force Gear six mag bandoleer >Have a few hundred smackers to spare Instead of improving my rifle I buy NVGs >ATN Corp Viper X Gen 1+ >They're no PVS-14s but they work >First thing I do is wait for nightfall I have the day off the day after they come in so I plan to go inna desert that same night >1:30AM >Tell GF I'm going out LARPing She doesn't care, she's too into Destiny >Grab s--- gear and snacks >Get going Spend two hours dicking around in the Arizona Desert being a goof >Saw a coyote >Coyote didn't see me TangoDown.tiff >3:45am >Sitting on a hill thats a couple hundred yards from a road >Chilling, eating a granola bar and downing a water >See very faint headlights turn off the road through monocular >Gen 1+ is dog s--- so I can just make out a spec emitting light Must be some dumb kids going off roading at night Watch them a bit >Decide to make my way off the hill and see where theyre going Keep them in my field of view >They pulled just off the trail >Ten yards away on the other side of the trail Monocular is s---, but not s--- enough that I can't tell the jeep rocking side to side >They f----- >All their lights are off so I don't after worry about blooming out and going blind >Angel on right shoulder >"Anon, you shouldn't interrupt people in the throws of passion, just because you're a bitter virgin doesn't mean you have to ruin someone's night." >Devil on the other >"Dude scare the s--- out of them Imao Decide to get spoopy (12) □ Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)14:35:43 No.34099425、>>34090470 34099633 >>34099888 34099401 >Formulate plan >There's a wash about 20 yards away I can dive into and hide after scaring them >Back track to dead 'yote >Dead as a door nail but still fresh >Hoist it over my shoulder and carry it >My entire right side is red >Gross Onell ifthey seeme, t spook them more >Theyre still there f------ >Creep up >"ooooOH BOY WE GONNA HAVE US SOME GOOD EATS TONIGHT >Body slam yote onto the hood >Hear the shrillest shriek come from the back seat >Muffled "Bro what the f---" >F------ RUN to the wash >Pop head over ledge just in time to see them pop out half dressed, see the dead coyote on their hood, flip their s--- more and get into the front seats Dumb ass driver floors it in reverse, in 2wd >On soft sand >Jeep status: Stuck >Can faintly hear a girl crying over the jeep >Let out a "LOOKS LIKE YOU YANKS ARE STUCK >Driver puts s--- into 4wd 1-L and digs their ass out >Hauls ass out of there >Have to cover my mouth not to laugh After I calm down I get the f--- out because the Sheriff WILL be showing up soon >Managed to get out before they showed up >Laugh my ass off all the way home >Know damn well I scarred some folks for life >GF asks me where I've been and why I'm covered in blood >l wouldn't worry about it. >She made me throw the clothes out and sleep on the couch And that /gq/, is how I ultimately sparked a local urban legend of cannibal hill people in Arizona](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/260/722/125.png)
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Infantry medic's fun.
![Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:28 No.11621265 ENT-RNfag here again Couple more funny stories First, I was a combat medic before getting out and going nursing >every weekend get woken up at o-god-thirty to give some drunk an IV to keep them outta the hospital and outta an Article 15 >get sick of it especially since most of them are females post sign on door saying if I'm woken up after 0100 to perform an IV, my payment will be buttsex with the patient its in bold red letters, even in a document protector >command gives zero f---- people still come to my door >most poon I got the entire time l was in f----- one guy in the ass just to prove I would got no more drunk males after that out on field op oxygen-thief of an E1 brings booze to field op proceeds to get wasted in his hasty misses movement in the morning find him passed out, half-drowned in puddle of his own vomit >smelling salts, I choose you! >wake his ass up tell him he has 1 hour to drink 5 gallons of water >he thinks I'm playing hour passes, less than half a gallon drunk ranger NV >he thinks I'm playing >get his 1SG to hold him down while l insert the catheter to a refrigerated bag of saline 6 inches up his ass >"hey this actually aint that bad" stand on IV bag he goes greener than Kermit the Frog >1000mL of saline in exactly 2.1 minutes proceed to administer 10kmL of fluid over next 30 minutes why are you a f-? !K162nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 05/11/12(Fri)02:33 No.11621297 211621265 Damn dude I like you. You can stay Papulu !dCodef2d72 05/11/12(Fri)02:35 No.11621312 11621265 >Ass f----- a guy to prove a point. You sir are a deranged m------------. I like your style 6PQQVn 05/11/12 (Fri)02:37 No.11621322 File: 1336718237 png-(77 KB, 297x310, 1330037399641.png) 11621265 >MFW every single medic I ever met attached to an Infantry unit was exactly like this and why I kept my drinking off post and off duty why are you a f-? !K162nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 05/11/12(Fri)02:41 No.11621350 211621322 And that's why lI like hinm Because f--- those irresponsible retards. Literally. F--- them Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:51 No.11621408 >F------ dudes int the ass to prove a point. Alpha as f--- discipulus nex alea 05/11/12(Fri)02:54 No.11621431 File: 1336719298.gif-(42 KB, 193x217, 1312269473839.gif) 11621265 >f----- one guy in the ass just to prove l would >>got no more drunk males after that Mah nigguh, this is what happens whern you send 4chan to war](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/259/912/f6d.png)
![Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:28 No.11621265 ENT-RNfag here again Couple more funny stories First, I was a combat medic before getting out and going nursing >every weekend get woken up at o-god-thirty to give some drunk an IV to keep them outta the hospital and outta an Article 15 >get sick of it especially since most of them are females post sign on door saying if I'm woken up after 0100 to perform an IV, my payment will be buttsex with the patient its in bold red letters, even in a document protector >command gives zero f---- people still come to my door >most poon I got the entire time l was in f----- one guy in the ass just to prove I would got no more drunk males after that out on field op oxygen-thief of an E1 brings booze to field op proceeds to get wasted in his hasty misses movement in the morning find him passed out, half-drowned in puddle of his own vomit >smelling salts, I choose you! >wake his ass up tell him he has 1 hour to drink 5 gallons of water >he thinks I'm playing hour passes, less than half a gallon drunk ranger NV >he thinks I'm playing >get his 1SG to hold him down while l insert the catheter to a refrigerated bag of saline 6 inches up his ass >"hey this actually aint that bad" stand on IV bag he goes greener than Kermit the Frog >1000mL of saline in exactly 2.1 minutes proceed to administer 10kmL of fluid over next 30 minutes why are you a f-? !K162nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 05/11/12(Fri)02:33 No.11621297 211621265 Damn dude I like you. You can stay Papulu !dCodef2d72 05/11/12(Fri)02:35 No.11621312 11621265 >Ass f----- a guy to prove a point. You sir are a deranged m------------. I like your style 6PQQVn 05/11/12 (Fri)02:37 No.11621322 File: 1336718237 png-(77 KB, 297x310, 1330037399641.png) 11621265 >MFW every single medic I ever met attached to an Infantry unit was exactly like this and why I kept my drinking off post and off duty why are you a f-? !K162nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 05/11/12(Fri)02:41 No.11621350 211621322 And that's why lI like hinm Because f--- those irresponsible retards. Literally. F--- them Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:51 No.11621408 >F------ dudes int the ass to prove a point. Alpha as f--- discipulus nex alea 05/11/12(Fri)02:54 No.11621431 File: 1336719298.gif-(42 KB, 193x217, 1312269473839.gif) 11621265 >f----- one guy in the ass just to prove l would >>got no more drunk males after that Mah nigguh, this is what happens whern you send 4chan to war](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/259/912/f6d.png)
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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Nerf Guns.
![8. ing (165 KB, 1080x1920) Anonymous 04/26/1 7(Wed)17 : 1 8: 16 No. 33772784 2-33772732 2233772805 2233772618 2-33772845 2233773276 2233773296 2233773380 2-33773512 So I found out that standard nerf mags can hold 6 x54r bullets Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 17:19:05 No.33772792 nerf is making firearm parts without an FFL call the ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 17:20:38 No.33772806 To fipb@atf.gov l feel like that could hold way more than 6 147gr bullets. They are like an inch long O Anonymous 04/26/1 7(Wed) 1 7:32:22 No. 33772922 m33772979 22937731793-33773216 2233773299 쯔337734153-33773627 File: Screenshot 2017-04-26-17-..ong(517 KB, 1080x1293) Subject The company Hasbro has been manufacturing firearms parts without the proper licensing C Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)17:39:50 No 33772976 3377299旦>>33773315 You're doing God's will anon inb4 atf An s 04/26/17(Wed)2 1 42 50 № 33774943、>>337 74961 >> 33774962 >>337 75944 46 ipg (2.28 MB, 4128x2322) Well, it feeds properly received 42704..80989118.jpeg X 165 KB NE RD ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:49 15 No 33775015 File a6a31f0798069948c (34 KB, 622x626) here we go SOMEBODYiCOMELOOKAT THIS ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21: 44:55 No. 33774962、>233775005 File (43 KB, 574x431) 33774943 Now you just need to find a way to attach a firing pin to the plunger ATF ATF ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wedi21: 45:14 No. 33774964 File: shotgun.png (519 KB, 508x748) 33775015 33775019 >>337771 31 33777453 2-337776 14 i have a nerf gun that takes 12 gauge Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:46:52 No.33774981 File (20 KB, 344x344) CHECKED QUAD DUBS IM CRYING Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:47:05 No.33774987 The best thread on Λ/ right now jpg Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:47:33 No 33774993 Glad I have my arsenal and will be able to grandfather them to my children L Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed20 58:54 No 337744 14 m33774422-233774899 Is Hasbro big enough to take on the ATF? Anonymous 04/26 1 7(Wed)20.59. 30 No 33774422 쯔3377446S-3377489요--337749 1 쯔3377499s-33775439.-33775845 Σ-33775905-3377703z >-33777308--337795翌)-33779676 They will sick the bronies on the ATF starffhe van.... Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:03:15 No 33774468 33775714 >>33775908 >>33777201 S---, now I feel really bad for those bronies' dogs. I mean it's bad enough that their owners are probably f------ them Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed 21:0527 No 33774492 You laugh now, but never forget that Mattel used to make M16s. For all you know, they are authorized to produce gun components We got work to do Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)1933 29 No.33773416 m33773540 33774899 An File: 1493274027469 jpg (40 KB, 625x415) Is the ATF going to shoot my horses now? COME ON, GIVE ME REPEATING INTEGERS Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 19:45:30 No 33773540、2-33773556 No but you can say goodbye to you ! Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)19:47:54 No. 33773556 337736252-337748992-3377680o fipb@atf.gov 33773540 But what if my horses are dogs? Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu00:28:05 No.3377660033776736 autistic screeching Cc 33773556 Then the ATF will buy you a f------ dog, then shoot it. This isn't rocket science anon Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:50 58 No 33775045233775061 ATF >SBR Li Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed21 52 36 No 3377506 1、>>33775142》337759442-337了7333 >>33779294 File: 20170426 204946 ipg (2 3 MB, 4128x2322) Forgot image Your move Mr. Law man Anonymous 04/27/1 7(Thu01 5430 № 33777333トー33777338-33777349 >>33777423 >> File: pepe-27 ipg (74 KB, 600x599) SEND TO ATF KEK COMMANDS IT - Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)10:31:55 No. 33779650 ile: 3779693,-33779742 (479 KB, 1080x 1499) It is done A MAGICAL 20170426_204946.jpg 2.3 MB IACE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/258/918/c5b.png)
![8. ing (165 KB, 1080x1920) Anonymous 04/26/1 7(Wed)17 : 1 8: 16 No. 33772784 2-33772732 2233772805 2233772618 2-33772845 2233773276 2233773296 2233773380 2-33773512 So I found out that standard nerf mags can hold 6 x54r bullets Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 17:19:05 No.33772792 nerf is making firearm parts without an FFL call the ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 17:20:38 No.33772806 To fipb@atf.gov l feel like that could hold way more than 6 147gr bullets. They are like an inch long O Anonymous 04/26/1 7(Wed) 1 7:32:22 No. 33772922 m33772979 22937731793-33773216 2233773299 쯔337734153-33773627 File: Screenshot 2017-04-26-17-..ong(517 KB, 1080x1293) Subject The company Hasbro has been manufacturing firearms parts without the proper licensing C Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)17:39:50 No 33772976 3377299旦>>33773315 You're doing God's will anon inb4 atf An s 04/26/17(Wed)2 1 42 50 № 33774943、>>337 74961 >> 33774962 >>337 75944 46 ipg (2.28 MB, 4128x2322) Well, it feeds properly received 42704..80989118.jpeg X 165 KB NE RD ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:49 15 No 33775015 File a6a31f0798069948c (34 KB, 622x626) here we go SOMEBODYiCOMELOOKAT THIS ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21: 44:55 No. 33774962、>233775005 File (43 KB, 574x431) 33774943 Now you just need to find a way to attach a firing pin to the plunger ATF ATF ATF Anonymous 04/26/17(Wedi21: 45:14 No. 33774964 File: shotgun.png (519 KB, 508x748) 33775015 33775019 >>337771 31 33777453 2-337776 14 i have a nerf gun that takes 12 gauge Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:46:52 No.33774981 File (20 KB, 344x344) CHECKED QUAD DUBS IM CRYING Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:47:05 No.33774987 The best thread on Λ/ right now jpg Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:47:33 No 33774993 Glad I have my arsenal and will be able to grandfather them to my children L Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed20 58:54 No 337744 14 m33774422-233774899 Is Hasbro big enough to take on the ATF? Anonymous 04/26 1 7(Wed)20.59. 30 No 33774422 쯔3377446S-3377489요--337749 1 쯔3377499s-33775439.-33775845 Σ-33775905-3377703z >-33777308--337795翌)-33779676 They will sick the bronies on the ATF starffhe van.... Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:03:15 No 33774468 33775714 >>33775908 >>33777201 S---, now I feel really bad for those bronies' dogs. I mean it's bad enough that their owners are probably f------ them Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed 21:0527 No 33774492 You laugh now, but never forget that Mattel used to make M16s. For all you know, they are authorized to produce gun components We got work to do Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)1933 29 No.33773416 m33773540 33774899 An File: 1493274027469 jpg (40 KB, 625x415) Is the ATF going to shoot my horses now? COME ON, GIVE ME REPEATING INTEGERS Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed) 19:45:30 No 33773540、2-33773556 No but you can say goodbye to you ! Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)19:47:54 No. 33773556 337736252-337748992-3377680o fipb@atf.gov 33773540 But what if my horses are dogs? Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu00:28:05 No.3377660033776736 autistic screeching Cc 33773556 Then the ATF will buy you a f------ dog, then shoot it. This isn't rocket science anon Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)21:50 58 No 33775045233775061 ATF >SBR Li Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed21 52 36 No 3377506 1、>>33775142》337759442-337了7333 >>33779294 File: 20170426 204946 ipg (2 3 MB, 4128x2322) Forgot image Your move Mr. Law man Anonymous 04/27/1 7(Thu01 5430 № 33777333トー33777338-33777349 >>33777423 >> File: pepe-27 ipg (74 KB, 600x599) SEND TO ATF KEK COMMANDS IT - Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)10:31:55 No. 33779650 ile: 3779693,-33779742 (479 KB, 1080x 1499) It is done A MAGICAL 20170426_204946.jpg 2.3 MB IACE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/258/918/c5b.png)
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Not even once
![Pervitin During WW2 methamphetamine was sold in ta blet form under the brand name Pervitin. It was used extensively by all branches of the German armed forces (Luftwaffe pilots, in particular) for its performance-enhancing stimulant effects and to induce extended wakefulness The day is March 18, 1944 A Finnish ski patrol in the terrain of Kantalahti in Finnish Lapland is on the third day of its mission behind enemy lines when the group is ambushed by Soviet forces at the foot of Kaitatunturi fell. During an intense firefight, the men manage to slip past the enemy who are trying to encircle them What ensues is a wild pursuit on skis. Aimo Koivunen, who opens the track in the virgin snow, feels his energy slipping away. The Russians are gaining on them until Koivunen remembers that he has the group's entire supply of Pervitin in his breast pocket. Before that he has taken a suspicious view of the strong stimulant that was given out to commando forces operating behind enemy lines, but now the situation is serious The men have to ski fast and it is not easy to dig out just one pill, so he dumps the whole supply 30 pills - into his mitten. Soon Koivunen's skiing gets a new boost, and the whole patrol moves forward at a much faster pace This lasts for just a short time. Soon Koivunen notices distortions in his field of vision, and his consciousness begins to fade. The overdose of methamphetamine contained in the pills puts Koivunen into a state of delirium lasting several days, with alternating phases of wakefulness, sleep, and hallucinations His next recollection is from the next morning. He is 100 kilometres away. He has lost his patrol, and has no more ammunition, or food. Now he faces a real ordeal just to survive During the days that follow, Koivunen successfully flees Russian partisan forces, is injured by a land mine, and lies for a week in a pit in the snow waiting for help to arrive. He skis for more than 400 kilometres in temperatures of-20 C. During two weeks the only food he has are pine buds and a Siberian jay that he catches and eats raw When he is finally rescued and taken to a hospital his pulse rate is nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight has dropped to 43 kilos. Aimo Koivunen's adventure story is part of the history of Finland's wartime commando forces. But it is historical in another sense as well: Koivunen became one of the first Finns to overdose on speed Anonymous 12/07/16(Wed)06:02:33 No. 32241917 ile: 14764142 2242089 >>32243558 (24 KB, 350x450) 32241505 > be operating innasnow on skis when you get ambushed narrowly fight your way out, end up skiing for your f------ life from half the Red Army > the guy in the lead is exhausted and everybody is getting slow > suddenly, see him chug the entire squad's supply of meth > ohshitnigger.jpg > lead guy just takes the f--- off at warp speed > melts a track through the snow > snaps smaller trees off at the root > lead guy disappears into the distance screaming "PERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELE" and you and the rest of the squad escape by following the steaming gap he burned through the snow > get back to HQ, no lead guy in sight > fear that he is forever lost before strange sightings begin to be reported: > a Finn on skis ambushed and personally beat an entire Soviet platoon to death with his bare hands > Soviet motor pool mechanics are stunned to find dozens of Ural motorcycles completely dis assembled overnight > scouts report the sighting of a gaunt figure in tattered Finnish camo eating parts of trees and catching birds with his hands before eating them whole > strange assemblies of laboratory equipment and random chemicals are found burning in the forest > a week later, lead guy shows up emaciated and without any recollection of the last several days, but with a giant sack of catalytic converters and stolen jewelry that he can't explain yfw meth: not even once Anonymous 12/07/16(Wed)06:13:19 No.3224194032242089 32241823 > you will never tweak out on pharmaceutical grade meth and become a pagan death god feared by all communists Why even live?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/258/915/8d7.png)
![Pervitin During WW2 methamphetamine was sold in ta blet form under the brand name Pervitin. It was used extensively by all branches of the German armed forces (Luftwaffe pilots, in particular) for its performance-enhancing stimulant effects and to induce extended wakefulness The day is March 18, 1944 A Finnish ski patrol in the terrain of Kantalahti in Finnish Lapland is on the third day of its mission behind enemy lines when the group is ambushed by Soviet forces at the foot of Kaitatunturi fell. During an intense firefight, the men manage to slip past the enemy who are trying to encircle them What ensues is a wild pursuit on skis. Aimo Koivunen, who opens the track in the virgin snow, feels his energy slipping away. The Russians are gaining on them until Koivunen remembers that he has the group's entire supply of Pervitin in his breast pocket. Before that he has taken a suspicious view of the strong stimulant that was given out to commando forces operating behind enemy lines, but now the situation is serious The men have to ski fast and it is not easy to dig out just one pill, so he dumps the whole supply 30 pills - into his mitten. Soon Koivunen's skiing gets a new boost, and the whole patrol moves forward at a much faster pace This lasts for just a short time. Soon Koivunen notices distortions in his field of vision, and his consciousness begins to fade. The overdose of methamphetamine contained in the pills puts Koivunen into a state of delirium lasting several days, with alternating phases of wakefulness, sleep, and hallucinations His next recollection is from the next morning. He is 100 kilometres away. He has lost his patrol, and has no more ammunition, or food. Now he faces a real ordeal just to survive During the days that follow, Koivunen successfully flees Russian partisan forces, is injured by a land mine, and lies for a week in a pit in the snow waiting for help to arrive. He skis for more than 400 kilometres in temperatures of-20 C. During two weeks the only food he has are pine buds and a Siberian jay that he catches and eats raw When he is finally rescued and taken to a hospital his pulse rate is nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight has dropped to 43 kilos. Aimo Koivunen's adventure story is part of the history of Finland's wartime commando forces. But it is historical in another sense as well: Koivunen became one of the first Finns to overdose on speed Anonymous 12/07/16(Wed)06:02:33 No. 32241917 ile: 14764142 2242089 >>32243558 (24 KB, 350x450) 32241505 > be operating innasnow on skis when you get ambushed narrowly fight your way out, end up skiing for your f------ life from half the Red Army > the guy in the lead is exhausted and everybody is getting slow > suddenly, see him chug the entire squad's supply of meth > ohshitnigger.jpg > lead guy just takes the f--- off at warp speed > melts a track through the snow > snaps smaller trees off at the root > lead guy disappears into the distance screaming "PERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELE" and you and the rest of the squad escape by following the steaming gap he burned through the snow > get back to HQ, no lead guy in sight > fear that he is forever lost before strange sightings begin to be reported: > a Finn on skis ambushed and personally beat an entire Soviet platoon to death with his bare hands > Soviet motor pool mechanics are stunned to find dozens of Ural motorcycles completely dis assembled overnight > scouts report the sighting of a gaunt figure in tattered Finnish camo eating parts of trees and catching birds with his hands before eating them whole > strange assemblies of laboratory equipment and random chemicals are found burning in the forest > a week later, lead guy shows up emaciated and without any recollection of the last several days, but with a giant sack of catalytic converters and stolen jewelry that he can't explain yfw meth: not even once Anonymous 12/07/16(Wed)06:13:19 No.3224194032242089 32241823 > you will never tweak out on pharmaceutical grade meth and become a pagan death god feared by all communists Why even live?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/258/915/8d7.png)
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Spray n pray
![Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)23:07 No. 11840077 >be deployed >deployed to the tick's armpit on the a------ of Iraq up innafoothills >MRE's only foods available cuz onna COP >know gum/coffee/ranger puddin tricks >barely scrape by, thanks to the large quantities of Charmin coming in care packages from middle schoolers get rotated back to main FOB for some b------- briefing >7 hour drive >consume Chili Mac MRE enroute >also consume both the cinnamon gum AND the coffee pack, hoping to enjoy s------- in something other than a 55gal. drum wi a piece of plywood over it >get to FOB in time for noon chow >Holy mother of balls, they have CRAB LEGS and STEAK >consume enough crab legs and steak I had to undo top button on pants >halfway through 3hr briefing... >stomach doing very good cement-truck impression >excuse self >go to lovely, air-conditioned, fully-enclosed CHU s------- conveniently 3ft from door to briefing room >all sound and fury, no substance >stomach quiets down to low rumble Preturn to briefing Continued for your reading pleasure □ Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)23:07 No.11 840084 >11840077 Continued for your pleasure! get the *crickets* treatment upon reentering sonly enlisted soldier there >butterbar-bro stage-whispers I was farting so hard it shook the projector >be impressed with self snot 5 minutes later... >stomach goes from discontented grumble to trying to out-shout an F5 hurricane in about 3 seconds jump to feet, bolt for exit fullbird literally grabs me by the collar where you goin junior? You've already missed half the briefing! Sir, I >black s----water spraying out of my ass so hard its being blown through the fabric of both my boxers AND my DCU's >splatter 3 entire rows of junior officers with coffee-colored shitwater >pressurized liquid s--- explodes from my anus for a solid 45seconds cannot remain on my feet collapse to hands and knees, ass pointed to the heavens as if begging for salvation from this torment finally, the torrent tapers off >I'm so physically exhausted I'm struggling to breathe >stunned silence >somebody starts the slow clap the stench. Oh my God the stench. 4 months of tabasco and Texas Pete-fueled MRE-s--- stench released in a span of under a minute >medics have to wheel me out on a gurney, I'm too weak to stand the incident was never mentioned again within our unit And so ends the story on how I managed to s--- on myself AND 11 officers in 45 seconds flat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/239/094/d53.png)
![Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)23:07 No. 11840077 >be deployed >deployed to the tick's armpit on the a------ of Iraq up innafoothills >MRE's only foods available cuz onna COP >know gum/coffee/ranger puddin tricks >barely scrape by, thanks to the large quantities of Charmin coming in care packages from middle schoolers get rotated back to main FOB for some b------- briefing >7 hour drive >consume Chili Mac MRE enroute >also consume both the cinnamon gum AND the coffee pack, hoping to enjoy s------- in something other than a 55gal. drum wi a piece of plywood over it >get to FOB in time for noon chow >Holy mother of balls, they have CRAB LEGS and STEAK >consume enough crab legs and steak I had to undo top button on pants >halfway through 3hr briefing... >stomach doing very good cement-truck impression >excuse self >go to lovely, air-conditioned, fully-enclosed CHU s------- conveniently 3ft from door to briefing room >all sound and fury, no substance >stomach quiets down to low rumble Preturn to briefing Continued for your reading pleasure □ Anonymous 06/05/12(Tue)23:07 No.11 840084 >11840077 Continued for your pleasure! get the *crickets* treatment upon reentering sonly enlisted soldier there >butterbar-bro stage-whispers I was farting so hard it shook the projector >be impressed with self snot 5 minutes later... >stomach goes from discontented grumble to trying to out-shout an F5 hurricane in about 3 seconds jump to feet, bolt for exit fullbird literally grabs me by the collar where you goin junior? You've already missed half the briefing! Sir, I >black s----water spraying out of my ass so hard its being blown through the fabric of both my boxers AND my DCU's >splatter 3 entire rows of junior officers with coffee-colored shitwater >pressurized liquid s--- explodes from my anus for a solid 45seconds cannot remain on my feet collapse to hands and knees, ass pointed to the heavens as if begging for salvation from this torment finally, the torrent tapers off >I'm so physically exhausted I'm struggling to breathe >stunned silence >somebody starts the slow clap the stench. Oh my God the stench. 4 months of tabasco and Texas Pete-fueled MRE-s--- stench released in a span of under a minute >medics have to wheel me out on a gurney, I'm too weak to stand the incident was never mentioned again within our unit And so ends the story on how I managed to s--- on myself AND 11 officers in 45 seconds flat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/239/094/d53.png)
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![Anonymous 01/2011 7(Fri)20:23:46 No.32719490-2-32719530 >>32719810 File: 7eZ ipg (62 KB, 600x516) >32719380 >People who spread /k/ommando nonsense This might be the worst of all Have a glock? BSOLUTELY HARAM it will explode and kill you Have a german made sig? potmetal slide is garbage Have a US made sig? Rusty parts, frame will snap in two Have an AR? >Jams every other round Have an AK? >Jams every other round, will never be accurate Have a VP9? >better hope it doesn't rain Have an M&P? trigger feels so bad your finger will be injured and the accuracy will make you shoot your dog Have a turkish gun? >enjoy funding ISIS, commie Have a 1911? enjoy dying in a gunfight against a polymer doublestack Have a USP? >should have bought 3 exploding glocks for that money Have a literally any guns at all? you're f------ scum, kiddo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/213/971/032.png)
![Anonymous 01/2011 7(Fri)20:23:46 No.32719490-2-32719530 >>32719810 File: 7eZ ipg (62 KB, 600x516) >32719380 >People who spread /k/ommando nonsense This might be the worst of all Have a glock? BSOLUTELY HARAM it will explode and kill you Have a german made sig? potmetal slide is garbage Have a US made sig? Rusty parts, frame will snap in two Have an AR? >Jams every other round Have an AK? >Jams every other round, will never be accurate Have a VP9? >better hope it doesn't rain Have an M&P? trigger feels so bad your finger will be injured and the accuracy will make you shoot your dog Have a turkish gun? >enjoy funding ISIS, commie Have a 1911? enjoy dying in a gunfight against a polymer doublestack Have a USP? >should have bought 3 exploding glocks for that money Have a literally any guns at all? you're f------ scum, kiddo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/213/971/032.png)
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Not so civil uprisal.
![File 1360252578463 ipg.(403 KB. 1280x800. Saboteur.jpg) r-. Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)1056 No. 14668221 O Repies >>14559 121 >>14559710ー14670032 What's the best way for one man to operate in an insurgency? Youre lving under occupation, what do you do to fight back and also stay alive? Hard mode: Dem Drones Anonymous 02/07/13(Th )13:33 No. 14670037 Reples: 2146700 14670 04-14670111 >>14670119-14670132-14670173 > 46702耸2214670321 >14570403 > 14670429 2214670521 >Spray paint d---- on EVERYTHING I can guarantee you this will cause problems. You put them all over vehicles; on the wheels, the doors, the windows, the roofs. You put them on every side of every crate. On the doors, walls and windows of every building. F---, start putting them on the ground. If you were just splashing paint all over the place, that can be ignored. But when an occupying force is literally covered in d----, they lose a lot of their image. They actually take time to remove the d----. Then you sneak in and repeat the process. You use white spray paint, and they paint over i with white paint? You go back in and use black spray paint. After several weeks of this, the men inside the base walk outside and see. .nothing. There's no new d----. "Aha, the vandals were finally caught and killed by the sentries" they think, No extra work for us today!. They go about their daily duties of stomping on puppies and stealing s---. Then they go back to their barracks for a game of poker. One of them goes outside for a c--------. He comes back in, face white with rage. What's up your ass?" one of his friends asks. "The vandals. They used glow-in-the-dark spray paint | Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:37 No. 14670104 CalAnon 02/07/13(Thu)13:38 No. 14670119 214670037 D----, symbol of the resistance Actually, that is a pretty good idea. Especially in rear areas with Inspections by high ranking officers who LOVE to polish their d---- on how shiny their POG's are. The level of buttfrustration would be immense, and it would wear on enemy morale. Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:39 No.14670133 Replies: 14570195 700 You know how in Half Life the Lambda is the symbol of the resistance, and they use it to mark hidden supply caches etc? With us it'll be d----. Dig here for ammo, where the dong points Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:43 No.14670 178 Reples: 2145703 14670037 I like to believe that if Ik's nightmare scenario comes true, and the government declares private ownership of firearms illegal and they'll be sending out soldiers to seize every weapon in the country. America will wake up the next morning and there'll be d---- painted over every square inch of every building all over the entire country >> □ Kimiona lulzllou7ve98enhE 02/07/13(Thu)14:03 No.14670403口Reples: 21457044 14670037 D----Resistance Dicksistance Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:04 No. 14670421 Reples:14670447 hundreds of boxes line the streets >1/20 has an actual IED Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:03 No. 14670393 Reples: 21457043.214570 Dude, what the f--- are you doing? Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:07 No.14670447 Replies: 14570451 Permanent marker against CCTV cameras Protio Approach them from the blind spot Trust me, /k/ told me to do this. >The other 19 have photographs of the insurgents' d---- inside Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:05 No. 14670430 m Repies: 쯔1467043S Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu) 14:09 No. 14670461 O Reples: 214670岱 14670393 Paintball gun and a balaclava is a lot quicker and easier find pictures of the soldiers families draw d---- on them Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:05 No. 14670435 Replies: 14670450 214670430 Would be nice for long-range d--- painting to0 Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:21 No.14670606 14670461 that's small time Find Soldiers families >draw d---- on them take photographs Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:24 No. 14670669 Repies: 14707151467078s File: 1360265095423129-(138 KB. 620x2052. VIVA LA REVOLUTION jpg) 2214670393 Yes. This would work beautifully](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/172/730/72f.png)
![File 1360252578463 ipg.(403 KB. 1280x800. Saboteur.jpg) r-. Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)1056 No. 14668221 O Repies >>14559 121 >>14559710ー14670032 What's the best way for one man to operate in an insurgency? Youre lving under occupation, what do you do to fight back and also stay alive? Hard mode: Dem Drones Anonymous 02/07/13(Th )13:33 No. 14670037 Reples: 2146700 14670 04-14670111 >>14670119-14670132-14670173 > 46702耸2214670321 >14570403 > 14670429 2214670521 >Spray paint d---- on EVERYTHING I can guarantee you this will cause problems. You put them all over vehicles; on the wheels, the doors, the windows, the roofs. You put them on every side of every crate. On the doors, walls and windows of every building. F---, start putting them on the ground. If you were just splashing paint all over the place, that can be ignored. But when an occupying force is literally covered in d----, they lose a lot of their image. They actually take time to remove the d----. Then you sneak in and repeat the process. You use white spray paint, and they paint over i with white paint? You go back in and use black spray paint. After several weeks of this, the men inside the base walk outside and see. .nothing. There's no new d----. "Aha, the vandals were finally caught and killed by the sentries" they think, No extra work for us today!. They go about their daily duties of stomping on puppies and stealing s---. Then they go back to their barracks for a game of poker. One of them goes outside for a c--------. He comes back in, face white with rage. What's up your ass?" one of his friends asks. "The vandals. They used glow-in-the-dark spray paint | Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:37 No. 14670104 CalAnon 02/07/13(Thu)13:38 No. 14670119 214670037 D----, symbol of the resistance Actually, that is a pretty good idea. Especially in rear areas with Inspections by high ranking officers who LOVE to polish their d---- on how shiny their POG's are. The level of buttfrustration would be immense, and it would wear on enemy morale. Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:39 No.14670133 Replies: 14570195 700 You know how in Half Life the Lambda is the symbol of the resistance, and they use it to mark hidden supply caches etc? With us it'll be d----. Dig here for ammo, where the dong points Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)13:43 No.14670 178 Reples: 2145703 14670037 I like to believe that if Ik's nightmare scenario comes true, and the government declares private ownership of firearms illegal and they'll be sending out soldiers to seize every weapon in the country. America will wake up the next morning and there'll be d---- painted over every square inch of every building all over the entire country >> □ Kimiona lulzllou7ve98enhE 02/07/13(Thu)14:03 No.14670403口Reples: 21457044 14670037 D----Resistance Dicksistance Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:04 No. 14670421 Reples:14670447 hundreds of boxes line the streets >1/20 has an actual IED Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:03 No. 14670393 Reples: 21457043.214570 Dude, what the f--- are you doing? Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:07 No.14670447 Replies: 14570451 Permanent marker against CCTV cameras Protio Approach them from the blind spot Trust me, /k/ told me to do this. >The other 19 have photographs of the insurgents' d---- inside Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:05 No. 14670430 m Repies: 쯔1467043S Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu) 14:09 No. 14670461 O Reples: 214670岱 14670393 Paintball gun and a balaclava is a lot quicker and easier find pictures of the soldiers families draw d---- on them Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:05 No. 14670435 Replies: 14670450 214670430 Would be nice for long-range d--- painting to0 Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:21 No.14670606 14670461 that's small time Find Soldiers families >draw d---- on them take photographs Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)14:24 No. 14670669 Repies: 14707151467078s File: 1360265095423129-(138 KB. 620x2052. VIVA LA REVOLUTION jpg) 2214670393 Yes. This would work beautifully](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/172/730/72f.png)
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Combat jacks
![Fler 1334083929 ipg24 KB, 720540, 1373771872769 jg) G ::厂Tell me about masturbatingwhile deployed Anonymous 0717/13 wed)1336 UTC-7№17197 136 OReplerunrmttlnaen So i, have any of you ever had a good of Combat Jack? A mend of mine made tapoint to mastrbate in inappropriate places allover lraq. Ha says sneakinga rub out is pretty common in What terible things have you dore to quel your raging war hardon? Anonymous 07/17/1awed] 13:39 UTC-7 No. 17197 162 O R---..styt97 "12urm ve jacked off al over the world. Even busted many nuts in varous ar cratts.I got caught Jering off in a few places. Mother tuckers need to learn how to knock Anonymous 07/1 7/13xWed) 13 39 UTC-7 No 17197 167 Anonymous 07/1 7/13Cwed) 13:40 UTC-7 No. 17 197 173 0 Repie 17197943 I successtuly tapped on land, sea, and ar. Now Imake t a point to fap nevery courtrylvist Stll nat sure r he Ine of people outside the lavatory knew Iwas fapping or not Anonymous 07/1 7/13wed) 1343 UTC-7 No.17197207 Replies1 71359 Istil cart c-- unless fm practically sutocating na 130+ degree box breathing in that delclous blue chem odor surounded by ck pictures Anonymous 07/1 7/13(wed) 1344 UTC-7 № 17 197217 Repies 므17197280-71973盤"171979篮ー71笠108 u17199 guard partner fals as leep for the umpteen millorth time that night out 1LT is fucng with fap in turret of truck c-- on back of 1LTs heirmet while he's wearningt SsG decides he wants labobs trom street vendor alley cat twining around my legs Heh. get group of fem ale fobbts on COP for cutural errichm ent or som es hit (they were MPS) receive our nighby mortar barrage >레 the fottes dsre for cur 5ole burker bbt dem martarzI We's is scaaared >WHOLE F------ PLATOON Jacks ot into burier got them to leave the burker same time hoid fapping > see w no can c-- or this ndic uously ruge cirT and htthe well in e MBage below unfar advartage, f-- ker had like a 13* d---. He was aready half a foot clos er than the rest of us There's probaty more, Just car亢remember tem or廿eyT8 farty unremarkable i tapped all those coutres 17197402 on tuck, dld you drtve a LAW called Black Unicom? Our drver cld that sht to us once or twice Swerving e an nishman going to a wedding Dtver's steering wth his knees >No one warts to key te nerc on because UhiH UH UiH UGH A㈩HHhhhh Anonymous 07/1 7713Wed)1421 UTC-T No. 17197713 Reples 221797274 212197234 217197941 2217199100 File: 1374096093286 p-(39 KB, 535 560, altrades jpg) GU here gut ore for ya sistening to sound powered phone circut for casuaties ) ask them wrはwa 5 50 funny Over phones ur, ca shop ,weve teard reports of MMain LAMR who was caught didding herser on watch yeah, the Roast Beef DJ got caught by a serir Chi trgerrgrerser rear one of vales on lower level we end up seeing an engreerng female on restriction a day or two later mtw a year or two later she ended up in our shop t⑩0K 헤 of my ser control not to cal ner the Roast beer DJ Be inna woods as young c adet Awake 3 ys stragrt, poring ran, dark Forced to st around in crcle and watch sand table bulshitfor 2 hours Tactic ally j------- s tting next to everyone in ordler to stay awake Survval jac k in the cald ran in order to keep warm and aw aie No one ever knew, they were all hair asleep Anonymous UWI //lawegi4カy U IC-IN0.1/1YYZUURepies: Fie 1374096367848 g -(1.76 640e460, dec ert gr G。 ater communal showers in boot camp, what Navy Boot camp buddy tells meofte horror he encountered tat day >short black dude who bunked near mewas in shower with buddy accidenitaly c--- s bps buddly's leg with his horsecock where in my post ddI write that? Another 2007 il use his real reme because he was a shthag rap-shot, also because his name became a verb by the end of the deployment would aways watch parn on his f-- khuge laptop in his rack come ights out, his rackwas it up lke the tw entieth century fox search light rthe cutan on his rack tell hrn to stop」 rgrttotuck with him make him cry He had al the ward pom, ile midgets and tranies. alnough t doesrt seem werd row that iharg out on 4chan. Anonymous 07/1 7,13 wed) 15 32 UTC-7 NO 1 7 198629 D Replies yel7192646 u17190蜪21719006:171906뜨 프17199746 u1719em umastoa File 1374100323931 (13KB. 183c200. hehprg) 00 nes are, i else I have andther ore thet was told to me by a shipmate who cranked in the wardroom an the 2007 deploymert. ve told t oks would routiney f--- with officers food nprnate w as tod wrich items from, the menu tra ne srourt e one day, aLt Commander T---------- from Reactor gets the lounge for crankers and cooks taken away F----- with the people who handle her food a morth later, she approaches a young Mane working as a cook (he was apparertly a very good cook) sshe asks him for a favor coud thes Corporal please make abimday cake rher grandm a and family are coming to the ship for he TigerC Cruise He begins to do what every Marnine is born to do he faps he saves 3 MONTHS of spurkin a 뎌astic bote every cook maes a contibution be it snct, spit, cleaning prodlucts, what have you everyone in the ktchen is in awe of Corporal anon's spunkbotte Grandma and famity of LCDR T---------- est cale they loved the cale ever had eywant a picue with ne Marine who made t so good tri ina Aghanis tan ォ myas tck, its been wel over a month into depbymert wth nojackng off one night on top or a mourtain, dug in wat hing for tailban on the opposing ridge faghals third section is masty asleep too, first is down the ridge too far to see sudcenty possessed by houghts of my ex girfienc's perfect tts and ight vagoo.. ucking retheads man in tree next to m >witn C--- Cut、300L ⑩ bow. 1 yel as loud as I can WAKE THE F--- UP. -short -last shos >r-----------, c-- on his sleeve and boot LT has a har ssed har dsgusted lock on his face as he loos me Mairtained a r----------- trough a smal frefight, came somelme in that firerignt on the LT, and the whole timeI ddtthink to puli my pants up. Fought wtn bare ass exposed and raging erection ponted tow ards the enemy. That was two years ago and everyone STLL regards me as the battery psychopath Anonymous 07/17/13wed) 1649 UTC 7 NO 17 199466 0 Repliaz 쓰rtaasz "maaslanaras seluaass2 everyone in the entre company knows about this one recrut this one recrut is aways sc ratc hing his ass in the s just went on lke a 10 mile ruck up some big ass hil,I forget the name of it a couple guys start getting ther fap on recrut asshands begins makng werd nolses assrards is very deic ey explorna hs tercer anus with his ring nrger are so ent anced that they forget they're puling cockwhle watching this analy fwated degererale owthesses 3guys cun back to back with eyes glued on retruit as shands who is nucke deep in his baloon knt Aso apparerty somewreres n Balad tree is a sritter with a petre of ousty the Clown from e Srps ns snarpiea on the wal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/153/702/0fd.jpg)
![Fler 1334083929 ipg24 KB, 720540, 1373771872769 jg) G ::厂Tell me about masturbatingwhile deployed Anonymous 0717/13 wed)1336 UTC-7№17197 136 OReplerunrmttlnaen So i, have any of you ever had a good of Combat Jack? A mend of mine made tapoint to mastrbate in inappropriate places allover lraq. Ha says sneakinga rub out is pretty common in What terible things have you dore to quel your raging war hardon? Anonymous 07/17/1awed] 13:39 UTC-7 No. 17197 162 O R---..styt97 "12urm ve jacked off al over the world. Even busted many nuts in varous ar cratts.I got caught Jering off in a few places. Mother tuckers need to learn how to knock Anonymous 07/1 7/13xWed) 13 39 UTC-7 No 17197 167 Anonymous 07/1 7/13Cwed) 13:40 UTC-7 No. 17 197 173 0 Repie 17197943 I successtuly tapped on land, sea, and ar. Now Imake t a point to fap nevery courtrylvist Stll nat sure r he Ine of people outside the lavatory knew Iwas fapping or not Anonymous 07/1 7/13wed) 1343 UTC-7 No.17197207 Replies1 71359 Istil cart c-- unless fm practically sutocating na 130+ degree box breathing in that delclous blue chem odor surounded by ck pictures Anonymous 07/1 7/13(wed) 1344 UTC-7 № 17 197217 Repies 므17197280-71973盤"171979篮ー71笠108 u17199 guard partner fals as leep for the umpteen millorth time that night out 1LT is fucng with fap in turret of truck c-- on back of 1LTs heirmet while he's wearningt SsG decides he wants labobs trom street vendor alley cat twining around my legs Heh. get group of fem ale fobbts on COP for cutural errichm ent or som es hit (they were MPS) receive our nighby mortar barrage >레 the fottes dsre for cur 5ole burker bbt dem martarzI We's is scaaared >WHOLE F------ PLATOON Jacks ot into burier got them to leave the burker same time hoid fapping > see w no can c-- or this ndic uously ruge cirT and htthe well in e MBage below unfar advartage, f-- ker had like a 13* d---. He was aready half a foot clos er than the rest of us There's probaty more, Just car亢remember tem or廿eyT8 farty unremarkable i tapped all those coutres 17197402 on tuck, dld you drtve a LAW called Black Unicom? Our drver cld that sht to us once or twice Swerving e an nishman going to a wedding Dtver's steering wth his knees >No one warts to key te nerc on because UhiH UH UiH UGH A㈩HHhhhh Anonymous 07/1 7713Wed)1421 UTC-T No. 17197713 Reples 221797274 212197234 217197941 2217199100 File: 1374096093286 p-(39 KB, 535 560, altrades jpg) GU here gut ore for ya sistening to sound powered phone circut for casuaties ) ask them wrはwa 5 50 funny Over phones ur, ca shop ,weve teard reports of MMain LAMR who was caught didding herser on watch yeah, the Roast Beef DJ got caught by a serir Chi trgerrgrerser rear one of vales on lower level we end up seeing an engreerng female on restriction a day or two later mtw a year or two later she ended up in our shop t⑩0K 헤 of my ser control not to cal ner the Roast beer DJ Be inna woods as young c adet Awake 3 ys stragrt, poring ran, dark Forced to st around in crcle and watch sand table bulshitfor 2 hours Tactic ally j------- s tting next to everyone in ordler to stay awake Survval jac k in the cald ran in order to keep warm and aw aie No one ever knew, they were all hair asleep Anonymous UWI //lawegi4カy U IC-IN0.1/1YYZUURepies: Fie 1374096367848 g -(1.76 640e460, dec ert gr G。 ater communal showers in boot camp, what Navy Boot camp buddy tells meofte horror he encountered tat day >short black dude who bunked near mewas in shower with buddy accidenitaly c--- s bps buddly's leg with his horsecock where in my post ddI write that? Another 2007 il use his real reme because he was a shthag rap-shot, also because his name became a verb by the end of the deployment would aways watch parn on his f-- khuge laptop in his rack come ights out, his rackwas it up lke the tw entieth century fox search light rthe cutan on his rack tell hrn to stop」 rgrttotuck with him make him cry He had al the ward pom, ile midgets and tranies. alnough t doesrt seem werd row that iharg out on 4chan. Anonymous 07/1 7,13 wed) 15 32 UTC-7 NO 1 7 198629 D Replies yel7192646 u17190蜪21719006:171906뜨 프17199746 u1719em umastoa File 1374100323931 (13KB. 183c200. hehprg) 00 nes are, i else I have andther ore thet was told to me by a shipmate who cranked in the wardroom an the 2007 deploymert. ve told t oks would routiney f--- with officers food nprnate w as tod wrich items from, the menu tra ne srourt e one day, aLt Commander T---------- from Reactor gets the lounge for crankers and cooks taken away F----- with the people who handle her food a morth later, she approaches a young Mane working as a cook (he was apparertly a very good cook) sshe asks him for a favor coud thes Corporal please make abimday cake rher grandm a and family are coming to the ship for he TigerC Cruise He begins to do what every Marnine is born to do he faps he saves 3 MONTHS of spurkin a 뎌astic bote every cook maes a contibution be it snct, spit, cleaning prodlucts, what have you everyone in the ktchen is in awe of Corporal anon's spunkbotte Grandma and famity of LCDR T---------- est cale they loved the cale ever had eywant a picue with ne Marine who made t so good tri ina Aghanis tan ォ myas tck, its been wel over a month into depbymert wth nojackng off one night on top or a mourtain, dug in wat hing for tailban on the opposing ridge faghals third section is masty asleep too, first is down the ridge too far to see sudcenty possessed by houghts of my ex girfienc's perfect tts and ight vagoo.. ucking retheads man in tree next to m >witn C--- Cut、300L ⑩ bow. 1 yel as loud as I can WAKE THE F--- UP. -short -last shos >r-----------, c-- on his sleeve and boot LT has a har ssed har dsgusted lock on his face as he loos me Mairtained a r----------- trough a smal frefight, came somelme in that firerignt on the LT, and the whole timeI ddtthink to puli my pants up. Fought wtn bare ass exposed and raging erection ponted tow ards the enemy. That was two years ago and everyone STLL regards me as the battery psychopath Anonymous 07/17/13wed) 1649 UTC 7 NO 17 199466 0 Repliaz 쓰rtaasz "maaslanaras seluaass2 everyone in the entre company knows about this one recrut this one recrut is aways sc ratc hing his ass in the s just went on lke a 10 mile ruck up some big ass hil,I forget the name of it a couple guys start getting ther fap on recrut asshands begins makng werd nolses assrards is very deic ey explorna hs tercer anus with his ring nrger are so ent anced that they forget they're puling cockwhle watching this analy fwated degererale owthesses 3guys cun back to back with eyes glued on retruit as shands who is nucke deep in his baloon knt Aso apparerty somewreres n Balad tree is a sritter with a petre of ousty the Clown from e Srps ns snarpiea on the wal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/153/702/0fd.jpg)
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how to hipfire DShK
![Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)11:34:24 No. 30607855、 30608182 >30607515 is it possible to hipfire a DShK Heavy Machine Gun Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:04:45 No.30608182 2230608286 >30607855 depends, how much vodka do you have on you? Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:14:41 No.30608286 290608383 >30608182 like in a bottle or in my circulatory system? because both answers will be 3 liters. O Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:24:27 No.30608383 you're probably good then, now you just need to find a DShK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/148/045/83b.png)
![Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)11:34:24 No. 30607855、 30608182 >30607515 is it possible to hipfire a DShK Heavy Machine Gun Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:04:45 No.30608182 2230608286 >30607855 depends, how much vodka do you have on you? Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:14:41 No.30608286 290608383 >30608182 like in a bottle or in my circulatory system? because both answers will be 3 liters. O Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)12:24:27 No.30608383 you're probably good then, now you just need to find a DShK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/148/045/83b.png)
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Arctic Circle
![LJ Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)20:46:47 No.23899712 File: image.ipg (137 KB, 678x1024) >-23899793 >>23902691 2223905985 I've shared this before >be inna Arctic Circle on Navy-contracted research vessel bunch of French/Canadian scientists, sailors, and a few Marines for security and s--- Marines are all f------ retarded Sall they do is get drunk and break s--- when we're in port and then lounge on deck or fap to their gfs on Skype we're tasked with tagging a group of seals so we can track population movement we anchor near an island with seals and the Frenchies take a boat ashore they try to tag the seals but the seals chase them away Sinsert Frenchman joke here anyway chief scientist gets back on board, says "ah, just shoot them from here >everyone knows that he means "shoot them with the dart gun and tag them remotely tell one of the Marines to do it he runs belowdecks, presumably to get the dart gun >he comes back up with his rifle before anyone can reach him he's at the rail emptying his magazine at the seals >hits and kills two of them >everyone is screaming and yelling Marine gets dragged away from the rail I'm laughing my ass off with the crew >mfw I hate seals I hate them so god damn much](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/142/996/ab8.png)
![LJ Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)20:46:47 No.23899712 File: image.ipg (137 KB, 678x1024) >-23899793 >>23902691 2223905985 I've shared this before >be inna Arctic Circle on Navy-contracted research vessel bunch of French/Canadian scientists, sailors, and a few Marines for security and s--- Marines are all f------ retarded Sall they do is get drunk and break s--- when we're in port and then lounge on deck or fap to their gfs on Skype we're tasked with tagging a group of seals so we can track population movement we anchor near an island with seals and the Frenchies take a boat ashore they try to tag the seals but the seals chase them away Sinsert Frenchman joke here anyway chief scientist gets back on board, says "ah, just shoot them from here >everyone knows that he means "shoot them with the dart gun and tag them remotely tell one of the Marines to do it he runs belowdecks, presumably to get the dart gun >he comes back up with his rifle before anyone can reach him he's at the rail emptying his magazine at the seals >hits and kills two of them >everyone is screaming and yelling Marine gets dragged away from the rail I'm laughing my ass off with the crew >mfw I hate seals I hate them so god damn much](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/142/996/ab8.png)
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anon and rocket launcher
![Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)14:15 16 No 21723031 Any funny greentexts with yours? I have a couple myself find old launcher in the closet old neighbor bitches about my dog digging holes in his yard tels e oy dog my show up to fix it and its a tiny hole that a golfball might have fit in ewbag wants me to replace half his yard with xpensiva sod go grab it stand on my front porch and wait for him to walk out Phis door opens and I go all death star on his lawn mfw the hole looked like a shallow grave for a large cat Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)14:39 41 No 21723198 >at the bottom of our yard is a ninety year old rotted wooden gate with an abandoned house right next to i me I must replace the gate yayI get to play with the new toy I made had just cracked the code on making a two stage EOl rocket out of "artillery shell fireworks, standard rocket fireworks, and ground poppers auncherayade >fshhhh POW fump fshhhhhhh BO000MIll tinckle tinckle the gate is gone so is the closest window on the abandoned house and I gate for r f I do say so 15.06.13 No 21 -made a really long rocket that wasn't meant to explode, just go distance >live on the top of a tall hill adjacent to another lesser hill -put a golf ball in the tip of the rockst for welight -one small step for boredom fire rocket flies over the other hill out of sight hear car alarm in the distance take a back way through the woods to go check out Procket went through a church window, kept going, and out another window and hit a car left the rockst behind and went back to my house to lay low for the next wook cops asked al of the teenagers in the neighborhood including me sbout it Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)15:07:59 No 21723414 What's furny is that I and a friend had cut a path through the woods all the way around the neighborhood. We could see everything but Anonymous 0612614(Thu)15:1305 No.21723475 I have a few more, including one where I accidentaly'd a bunny rabbit. But If you guys arent interested I understand Anonymous 06(26/14(Thu)15:56 40 No 21723876 Alright anon, here you go -just made the tzarr bomba of rockets I have ever made also a two stage because go big or go home right? >about two blocks away at the bottom ofth hil is the site of a house that got torn down. haul ass innawoods on my path because there is no way in hell I'm lelting anyone see this f----- come from my house lactically into a nice high ground position out of sight ipg take aim and feal my bals swall I also sealed some effect POW fwump kshhhhhhhhhh and also had a chamber that just had liquid gas stored in a series of condom-technology chambers) just before impact I see movement in gasoline for >is it a cat? no too small 、ITS A WABBIT, my godeiywheng the dry grass begins to go up in never found any remains of the rabbit however chances of survival are slim to none afterwards I checked the damage. Pretty much made a hole that was just about knee deep and pretty much incinerated all plant life in the mmediate vicinity. That's abo when I put the launcher away "for good and forgot about it. However since the aforementioned rediscovering of it 've had some more fun with R, and have other stories if anyone is interested Anonymous 0626/14(Thu)16:0929 No 21723969 It's also worth noting that this rocket actualy had so much stuff i, that l couldnt simply use a paper towel cardboard tube and keep it explosive, this was an actual rocket I made out of PVC pipe. It was f------ AWESOME 06(26/14(Thu)17:01.17 No 21724505 trying to recreate the fiery mess that was rocket bomba make rockat that is basically just propellant+condoms full of gastimpact charge make the huge mistake of using cardboard fire the rocket down towards the crater >rocket engultis itself in lames mid driving up the hill sees salan-piss flowing their way and takes out the stop sign Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:02 39 No 21724516 god anon, you are fu Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)1712 41 No 21724626 221724516 Why thank you. I plan on jumping through the paperwork hoops to buy a grenade launcher when I get out of the military actually launch rockets somewhere OUT of my neighborhood make a rocket with local magic dust" that makes flames turn green pg so the plan is as such gas rocket to make big fire powder explosian rocket to turn fire green profe launch first rocket and quick reload a rush and wasn't looking suddenly a wild kidemon appears OHFUCKME TM GONNA GET R---- IN PRISON FOR MAKING TWO FACE -rocket misses puny child torso by about half a foot kid sips s--- and pedals home or whatever continue with plan and shoot the new fire pond with powder rocket powder rocket has more oomf than expected and makes now green gas fames fly everywhere -coolest s--- 've ever seen in my life it was ike the l northern lights mixed with a fart from the incredible hulk Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17.15 13 No 21724654 Dude my sides 17:2553 No 21724772 only have one or two more where anything more interesting than a homemade rocket launcher occurs brand new idea for rocket once more gas rockst but with long tube for planty o fun thermite ingredients gasoline condoms, styrofoam orbs, sawdust, gunpowder, powdered sugar,kerosene soaked papertowels, more gas >little do I know,I'm not actually infalible and I mess up on the launch charge this racket was way too heavy to actually FLY anywhere so I more just made it into a propelled fire grenade) one of the condoms has a hole i、iK and soaks the f------ launch charge hot OH S--- FIRE BYTHENINEDEVINE (talos for life bitches what ensues is an explosion and pocksts of strangely colored flames and smoke as black as SNACK's soul the grass has still yet to grow back in some of those burnt patches This was only ike 4 or 5 months ago Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:30 45 No 21724820 you ghre Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:38 46 No 21724891 Last one anon. You should screencap these if they're so funny. 4chan is lacking in OC and not too many people think to make homemade explosives and have (semi) pure imentions hate this guy we will call him andy hate him and luckily I had a rocket launcher take empty rocket fill walmart bag with diarrhea and paint get in line of sight of andy's house rocket fies towards its glorious destiny oh and what a GLORIOUS destiny las -it worked perfectly however something delightfully unexpected occurs andy and glass EVERYWHERE andy walks out and W--'s everywhere go back the next day and inspect damage And that my dear 4chan is it. I'm out of truly interesting stories! I hope you've enjoyed! I know I did. Maybe someday ifI ever see this reappear rll actually take the time to go dig through my shed and post pics of my launcher. But for now I'mm hungry and need sleep, and dont feel like digging through a mountain of random stulf Anonymous 06/28/14(Thu)17:4600 No 21724949 Still my favorite memory out of any of them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/142/995/9fb.png)
![Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)14:15 16 No 21723031 Any funny greentexts with yours? I have a couple myself find old launcher in the closet old neighbor bitches about my dog digging holes in his yard tels e oy dog my show up to fix it and its a tiny hole that a golfball might have fit in ewbag wants me to replace half his yard with xpensiva sod go grab it stand on my front porch and wait for him to walk out Phis door opens and I go all death star on his lawn mfw the hole looked like a shallow grave for a large cat Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)14:39 41 No 21723198 >at the bottom of our yard is a ninety year old rotted wooden gate with an abandoned house right next to i me I must replace the gate yayI get to play with the new toy I made had just cracked the code on making a two stage EOl rocket out of "artillery shell fireworks, standard rocket fireworks, and ground poppers auncherayade >fshhhh POW fump fshhhhhhh BO000MIll tinckle tinckle the gate is gone so is the closest window on the abandoned house and I gate for r f I do say so 15.06.13 No 21 -made a really long rocket that wasn't meant to explode, just go distance >live on the top of a tall hill adjacent to another lesser hill -put a golf ball in the tip of the rockst for welight -one small step for boredom fire rocket flies over the other hill out of sight hear car alarm in the distance take a back way through the woods to go check out Procket went through a church window, kept going, and out another window and hit a car left the rockst behind and went back to my house to lay low for the next wook cops asked al of the teenagers in the neighborhood including me sbout it Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)15:07:59 No 21723414 What's furny is that I and a friend had cut a path through the woods all the way around the neighborhood. We could see everything but Anonymous 0612614(Thu)15:1305 No.21723475 I have a few more, including one where I accidentaly'd a bunny rabbit. But If you guys arent interested I understand Anonymous 06(26/14(Thu)15:56 40 No 21723876 Alright anon, here you go -just made the tzarr bomba of rockets I have ever made also a two stage because go big or go home right? >about two blocks away at the bottom ofth hil is the site of a house that got torn down. haul ass innawoods on my path because there is no way in hell I'm lelting anyone see this f----- come from my house lactically into a nice high ground position out of sight ipg take aim and feal my bals swall I also sealed some effect POW fwump kshhhhhhhhhh and also had a chamber that just had liquid gas stored in a series of condom-technology chambers) just before impact I see movement in gasoline for >is it a cat? no too small 、ITS A WABBIT, my godeiywheng the dry grass begins to go up in never found any remains of the rabbit however chances of survival are slim to none afterwards I checked the damage. Pretty much made a hole that was just about knee deep and pretty much incinerated all plant life in the mmediate vicinity. That's abo when I put the launcher away "for good and forgot about it. However since the aforementioned rediscovering of it 've had some more fun with R, and have other stories if anyone is interested Anonymous 0626/14(Thu)16:0929 No 21723969 It's also worth noting that this rocket actualy had so much stuff i, that l couldnt simply use a paper towel cardboard tube and keep it explosive, this was an actual rocket I made out of PVC pipe. It was f------ AWESOME 06(26/14(Thu)17:01.17 No 21724505 trying to recreate the fiery mess that was rocket bomba make rockat that is basically just propellant+condoms full of gastimpact charge make the huge mistake of using cardboard fire the rocket down towards the crater >rocket engultis itself in lames mid driving up the hill sees salan-piss flowing their way and takes out the stop sign Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:02 39 No 21724516 god anon, you are fu Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)1712 41 No 21724626 221724516 Why thank you. I plan on jumping through the paperwork hoops to buy a grenade launcher when I get out of the military actually launch rockets somewhere OUT of my neighborhood make a rocket with local magic dust" that makes flames turn green pg so the plan is as such gas rocket to make big fire powder explosian rocket to turn fire green profe launch first rocket and quick reload a rush and wasn't looking suddenly a wild kidemon appears OHFUCKME TM GONNA GET R---- IN PRISON FOR MAKING TWO FACE -rocket misses puny child torso by about half a foot kid sips s--- and pedals home or whatever continue with plan and shoot the new fire pond with powder rocket powder rocket has more oomf than expected and makes now green gas fames fly everywhere -coolest s--- 've ever seen in my life it was ike the l northern lights mixed with a fart from the incredible hulk Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17.15 13 No 21724654 Dude my sides 17:2553 No 21724772 only have one or two more where anything more interesting than a homemade rocket launcher occurs brand new idea for rocket once more gas rockst but with long tube for planty o fun thermite ingredients gasoline condoms, styrofoam orbs, sawdust, gunpowder, powdered sugar,kerosene soaked papertowels, more gas >little do I know,I'm not actually infalible and I mess up on the launch charge this racket was way too heavy to actually FLY anywhere so I more just made it into a propelled fire grenade) one of the condoms has a hole i、iK and soaks the f------ launch charge hot OH S--- FIRE BYTHENINEDEVINE (talos for life bitches what ensues is an explosion and pocksts of strangely colored flames and smoke as black as SNACK's soul the grass has still yet to grow back in some of those burnt patches This was only ike 4 or 5 months ago Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:30 45 No 21724820 you ghre Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:38 46 No 21724891 Last one anon. You should screencap these if they're so funny. 4chan is lacking in OC and not too many people think to make homemade explosives and have (semi) pure imentions hate this guy we will call him andy hate him and luckily I had a rocket launcher take empty rocket fill walmart bag with diarrhea and paint get in line of sight of andy's house rocket fies towards its glorious destiny oh and what a GLORIOUS destiny las -it worked perfectly however something delightfully unexpected occurs andy and glass EVERYWHERE andy walks out and W--'s everywhere go back the next day and inspect damage And that my dear 4chan is it. I'm out of truly interesting stories! I hope you've enjoyed! I know I did. Maybe someday ifI ever see this reappear rll actually take the time to go dig through my shed and post pics of my launcher. But for now I'mm hungry and need sleep, and dont feel like digging through a mountain of random stulf Anonymous 06/28/14(Thu)17:4600 No 21724949 Still my favorite memory out of any of them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/142/995/9fb.png)
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petco crate
![1911 No.24774030· 24774154 I· >24774191 Jesus christ, dude. Jesus f------ christ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:43:47 No.247741 54 >24774161 >24774329 >> Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:45:59 No.24774161 He obviously bought it at f------ Petco 224774 166 2/19/15(Thu)00:47-12 No ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:53:03 No.24774191 >-24774222 >>24774329 Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:07:07 No.24774257-224774276 McNiggerator lgaliLu3262 02/19/15(Thu)o1 : 18:18 No.2477432艹 Why don't you just f------ tell me, instead of beating around bush. Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:16:18 No.24774307 >24774320224774324 will when someone tells me where the f--- he got that f------ dog crate F------ prove it then. Until then, f--- off. He obviously bought it at f------ Petco, are you retarded? Jesus f------ christ ILIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:21:06 No.24774339 >>24774349224774352 Whenever the dude who posted the crate verifies what you said, then I'll believe you >> ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:35:56 No.24774429> >-247744432-24774470 2 petco File: 1175559 190481767800315 7.ipg (47 KB, 720x528) 24774382 Anon its me. Legendary PETCO cage buyer anon. Classic Training Crate For Dogs DENSE ERFUCKERI bought it from petco. >24774382 24774429 ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:43:28 No.24774470 >-24774492 24774510 Do you really think I'm that f------ gullible? A magical place. Tis a old cage we no longer have my friend. IlIl gladly go buy another Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:48:26 No.24774510 That's a good crate. I've got the same one. Used the tray as a sled last year when it snowed balls in Texas and I couldn't find my real sleds. ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:52:46 No.24774545](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/142/994/571.jpg)
![1911 No.24774030· 24774154 I· >24774191 Jesus christ, dude. Jesus f------ christ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:43:47 No.247741 54 >24774161 >24774329 >> Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:45:59 No.24774161 He obviously bought it at f------ Petco 224774 166 2/19/15(Thu)00:47-12 No ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)00:53:03 No.24774191 >-24774222 >>24774329 Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:07:07 No.24774257-224774276 McNiggerator lgaliLu3262 02/19/15(Thu)o1 : 18:18 No.2477432艹 Why don't you just f------ tell me, instead of beating around bush. Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:16:18 No.24774307 >24774320224774324 will when someone tells me where the f--- he got that f------ dog crate F------ prove it then. Until then, f--- off. He obviously bought it at f------ Petco, are you retarded? Jesus f------ christ ILIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:21:06 No.24774339 >>24774349224774352 Whenever the dude who posted the crate verifies what you said, then I'll believe you >> ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:35:56 No.24774429> >-247744432-24774470 2 petco File: 1175559 190481767800315 7.ipg (47 KB, 720x528) 24774382 Anon its me. Legendary PETCO cage buyer anon. Classic Training Crate For Dogs DENSE ERFUCKERI bought it from petco. >24774382 24774429 ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:43:28 No.24774470 >-24774492 24774510 Do you really think I'm that f------ gullible? A magical place. Tis a old cage we no longer have my friend. IlIl gladly go buy another Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:48:26 No.24774510 That's a good crate. I've got the same one. Used the tray as a sled last year when it snowed balls in Texas and I couldn't find my real sleds. ■ Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu)01:52:46 No.24774545](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/142/994/571.jpg)
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