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![[Re'뻐 [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [し/ Autol 2 new posts 113 23/52 I'm in some deep s--- Anonymous 04/16/15Thu 20 14 10 No 2548794?» "sayi4_suwuseam-saue-sea I tucked up guys l really did I l tell story γ People are interested in hearing but gat something 10 hold on to because this is gonna be embarassing Autist Bee Ikleeper 041615Thu 20:15:00 No 25487954 Let me guess >Glock slides on the wrong models napelm rounds buned down a fores airsoft parts mixed with actual gun pats wow Fila: azn is9 (88 KB, 521x840) Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 15 40 No 25487965 you tried hunting with f--- your s--- rounds and stated a re again? Anonymous 04.16/15(Thu)20 1633 No 25487976 トーAm24 Give me the spaknotes version If its any good post the whole thing air enough I shot my my neighbor's cat in front of her daughter. Kitty got eviscerated Anonymous 04'16/1s(Thu2022:42 No. 25488037 22254850124 Oh f--- yes Anonymous 0416/1S(Thu 20 23:13 No.25488039 for what purpose Do tel Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu2025 18 No.25488063トー 22254803 Some things are just worth doing for their own sake 2226488024 How old is the daugheer? Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu)20 26 06 No 25488076 s not beat around the bush here, anon OP, what was the daughter wearing? I wouldn't have f------ done t if my meighbor didn't call the cops on my brother last week for throwing a Furblaster Party in my backyard Anonymous 04'16/1S(Thu20 2718 No. 25488091 _usⅢ Oh. Youre just trashy. Well, no story needed Kind of explains itself Anonymous 04/16/1S(Thu20 27 35N0.25488096 ト - miu- igger what the f--- is a furblaster party t week, I was babysiting my autistic brother He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old He's also a fury Now look, I love my little brother to death but furies are where I deaw the ine My mothar unaxpectadly came to my house with my brother and two of his tury friends and said Tt's an emargency, I need you to watch tham. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know thay're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer? I humored her because l owe her a lot for being a s----- kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the f------ The furfags were in my backyard throwing dit and dryhumping each ether, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his c--- out I understood, but then he started making fun af my brother. I don't take that s--- lighly, because aven though he's a retard he's family. I went oft on har, and sha's hated me since (she aready did bacause of a pravious incldent, but ll save that for later). Anyways, today, I was exceptionaly angy for reas ons which I wont explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and al, the bitch waked up to me and yeliad at me about controlling my brother. I yellad back at her for being a c---, and she shoved me, and I f------ lost it l screamed her "Ou. SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABO TI GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" i dew my pistol and she screamed, and l stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were 술ting I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped The cat went all over the porch and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house when I realized what I did, I flippad the f--- out and ran back inaide. It's bean two hours and no police have come but m scared shitless What tha f--- do I do?m HOLY WOTHER OF F------ KEKS bro First of al, you're retard. Second HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER? Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 20 38 05 No 25488222 トMaaz" me gat this straight you f------ blew up a cat with saven 45 rounds in front of a little girl, and the first thing you do is tell 4chan good god Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu20 38 57 No 25488234 _Hml I wouldn't be disappointed if you were arrested honestly Anonymous 04'16/15(Thu20 39 1:8 No 25488238 ト 116M251 Filetarty kakspng (260 KB, 368 310) job OP, you stupld son of a forty keks wish this was a joke Im terrfied of the thought of going to jail Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is stil covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the f--- was going on WHAT D0I DO Anonymous 041615(Thu120 44 39 No 25488313 File murrica 1425257285573 ig(737 KB, 1284x2204) _seam-Hasan-saas4f 25488185 The cat attacked you It was a trainad attack sleapar agant cat This is a self defense issue The cat posed a threat to your life, wall being and freedoms The cat was a communist and was named Chaiman Meow You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possble a civlian patriot can do God bless your sou OP 22548818 What the f--- do I de??77 Go innawoods you dumb motharfucker Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu교10233 No 25488545 ト File: 1428976546469 ing (34KB, 407x600) l aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped Anonymous 04/16/15(Thu 21 03:40 No 25488660 File: image ing (23 KB, 241230) l know who I'm voting Anonymous 041615(Thu2108 46 No 25488638 File: 3311 ips (28 KB, 390x310) OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID /k/ - A Magical Place](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/020/102/6c7.jpg "rip")
![圖Anonymous 04 20/13(Sat)06.20 No. 15896409(リ>>15896442 >> 15896479 >>15896509 Some OC here, a bit long, so bear with me >At friends large farm where we gear up and shoot all sorts of firearms around the property every weekend >Decide to go out with tacticool gear on and practice reloading on the move from vests/etc n the process of operatin, when friends friends mom comes barreling down the long driveway up the trailer on the middle of the woods >decide its best to just go see whats up instead of continuing return to trailer and walk around to the front where she is parked >a wild land walrus appears! >She stares at us as we come around the cormer with plate carriers, helmets, and nifles > Can we help you Mrs. Anon? "..WHAT THE F--- DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING ANONS?" >"Excuse me?" >You look like a paramilitary AlQaeda group, how dare you do this, if you weren't family (we aren't) I would have you immediately arrested! >This is our property Mrs. Anon" > Give me those things before you kill someone!" Land walrus takes off towards me in front Reaches out and grabs my ar-15 mmediately drop mag while telling her its loaded and to back the f--- off >Land walrus ignored your orders, land walrus uses grab firearm >Friends stand there idiotically watching this unfold >Attempt to eject round before land walrus acquires object she knows jack s--- about>Safety was on, but in the process of getting assaulted by 400 pounds of soccer mom apparently got knocked off >she grabs the trigger and ound goes off into passenger window "WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON, THATS IT, I AM CALLING THE POLICE" >Power waddles back to car while I sit there in "w-- just happened" mode >Walk up to her and take phone from her Land walrus starts balling callin to shoot her >All of my wat >Attempt to rationally explain that what she did was idiotic and that as its our property, what we do on it is of no concern to her g me mentally unstable and begging me not Anonymous 04/20/13(Sapo6:32 No. 15896479 [▼] >>15896509 >>15896540 TRIED TO SHOOT ME WHEN I TRIED TO HELP YOU, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEED GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY" >Gets into car and leaves without her phone Decide after that episode enough is enough and call it a night. As we pack everything into the trailer and call my friends dad to warn him of the shitstorm that just happens he unloads more b------- on us "Hey anons, what happened?? She came barreling in here bawling about how you shot at herl She says she called the police on you and that shes sorry.. >All of my rage We sit out on porch of trailer waiting for deputy derp to come check on us In no time, 2 squad cars barreling down like its been another 9/11 >Get out with sidearms out and draw down on us >"Officers, we are unarmed and are no threat to you. We have done nothing wrong. >"Mrs. Anon said she pulled in to check up on you and you fired at her." >2 Deputies begin walking up and busting out handcuffs >At this time woman comes barreling down road damn near swerving off the road Slams on breaks and gets out of the car screaming "THATS HIM OFFICER, TAKES HIS GUNS AWAY FROM HIM, HES DANGEROUS One officer turns around and asks her to stay back She pushes arm aside and walks right into our trailer >Promptly emerges with my ar in hand with finger on the trigger waves it at the cops while wailing THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE Shitstorm erupts Olficers curently cuffing us tuin and body slam her into parch ailng hilarious cow falling overesque sound Land walrus screaming, flailing, and bawling like a c--- while they double handcuff her (lost count of how many handcuffs were used that day) Begin to explain to officer one the whole story Cuts me off with "But what about her shot out window" and points to vehicle was getting to that... She tried to take the firearm away from me and it AD'd" See the f----- smirk as he imagines her molesting me for the AR Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)06:42 No. 15896540 [ ▼ ] 2215896557 >Sit in handcuffs for extended period of time while he documents the entire scenario >Typical asking of what I am doing out here and why I was shooting outside > "Just practicing officer, this is our land." >"Oh... this isnt hers?" >Fast forward to him calling friends uncle who owns the land and confirms >Land walrus still cuffed Well how do you want to proceed from here?" > Listen, she is a friends mom officer, but please, can you get her the hell out of here?" >/popcorn as 3 of the 4 officers attempt to drag the land walrus crying and going a------ to the car >She starts wind milling... backhands officer across the head and starts grabbing onto him >Taserl Taserl Taserl" Wild Land Walrus feinted >Officers remove her from property and we decide to call it a night >Wake up in the moming and land walruses son calls asking me why his mom came home so f----- up in the morning >She still hates me and calls me a terrorist child killer to this day Still to this day. I cannot fathom how someone could be so f------ dumb](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/134/214/91a.jpg "A Wild Land Whale Appears...")
![BulletMagnet !HzEXVjS8PZ 06/11/12(Mon)21:54 No. 11889617 [ ! ] >> 11889635 >>11889694 hmuthafugginknife.jpg (788 KB, 2048x1536) igdb google Yeah, it's me again. This happened in 2005 when I came back from a deployment that had me spend most of my time teaching myself how to throw knives >Live in s----- low-income housing in s----- military town of s----- Lawton, OK (14 Korean restaurants, 6 piercing places, 4 stripclubs 6 "massage parlors") Most "massage parlors" ain't like what they show in The Client List >Just be home from long time away from Mrs. BulletMagnet >We're laying on the bed watching TV >Hear a-rattlin' at the door >Mine ears are tuned to that sound- preparing to enter PFC BULLETMAGNET MODE >A-rattlin turns to a-slammin. Followed by footsteps PFC BULLETMAGNET MODE ENGAGED >Spring up from bed, dressed only in DCU pants and grab first thing I can- KaBar >Exit from bedroom into kitchen/livingroom area and see a Melanin-Enhanced Gentleman with his nignog hands wrapped around my TV >there is_no face.jpg >Sling knife out in underhand toss >Hear ear-splitting scream >Windows breaking, dogs howling in pain, walls vibrating loud >Tackle nignog and hold him as Mrs. BulletMagnet calls Lawton Police Dept >Cops arrive, stand aghast >Skinny, adrenaline-dumping whiteboy holding larger nignoid with knife in his ass on the ground pic related- the muthafuckin knife Gelgoog Guy IXOac6ft-Ny 06/11/12(Mon)21:56 No. 11889635 [ ! ] 2211889786 Family heirloom time? Anonymous 06/11/12(Mon)22:01 No.11889694 [!11889786 11889617 Definitely heirloom time >"Now son, this knife means a lot to me, before you were born, your mother and I were watching TV when a crash distracted us" dashed to the source of the noise with nothing but a Ka-Bar >And I threw it at a n----- trying to steal my TV >It stuck in his ass >Cherish it you m----------- BulletMagnet !NzEXWS8PZ 06/11/12(Mon)22:09 No.11 889786 [ ! ] 11889635 >s Amen, bros/k/ies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/142/975/034.jpg "throwing knife")
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