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![Fler 1334083929 ipg24 KB, 720540, 1373771872769 jg) G ::厂Tell me about masturbatingwhile deployed Anonymous 0717/13 wed)1336 UTC-7№17197 136 OReplerunrmttlnaen So i, have any of you ever had a good of Combat Jack? A mend of mine made tapoint to mastrbate in inappropriate places allover lraq. Ha says sneakinga rub out is pretty common in What terible things have you dore to quel your raging war hardon? Anonymous 07/17/1awed] 13:39 UTC-7 No. 17197 162 O R---..styt97 "12urm ve jacked off al over the world. Even busted many nuts in varous ar cratts.I got caught Jering off in a few places. Mother tuckers need to learn how to knock Anonymous 07/1 7/13xWed) 13 39 UTC-7 No 17197 167 Anonymous 07/1 7/13Cwed) 13:40 UTC-7 No. 17 197 173 0 Repie 17197943 I successtuly tapped on land, sea, and ar. 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Another 2007 il use his real reme because he was a shthag rap-shot, also because his name became a verb by the end of the deployment would aways watch parn on his f-- khuge laptop in his rack come ights out, his rackwas it up lke the tw entieth century fox search light rthe cutan on his rack tell hrn to stop」 rgrttotuck with him make him cry He had al the ward pom, ile midgets and tranies. alnough t doesrt seem werd row that iharg out on 4chan. Anonymous 07/1 7,13 wed) 15 32 UTC-7 NO 1 7 198629 D Replies yel7192646 u17190蜪21719006:171906뜨 프17199746 u1719em umastoa File 1374100323931 (13KB. 183c200. hehprg) 00 nes are, i else I have andther ore thet was told to me by a shipmate who cranked in the wardroom an the 2007 deploymert. ve told t oks would routiney f--- with officers food nprnate w as tod wrich items from, the menu tra ne srourt e one day, aLt Commander T---------- from Reactor gets the lounge for crankers and cooks taken away F----- with the people who handle her food a morth later, she approaches a young Mane working as a cook (he was apparertly a very good cook) sshe asks him for a favor coud thes Corporal please make abimday cake rher grandm a and family are coming to the ship for he TigerC Cruise He begins to do what every Marnine is born to do he faps he saves 3 MONTHS of spurkin a 뎌astic bote every cook maes a contibution be it snct, spit, cleaning prodlucts, what have you everyone in the ktchen is in awe of Corporal anon's spunkbotte Grandma and famity of LCDR T---------- est cale they loved the cale ever had eywant a picue with ne Marine who made t so good tri ina Aghanis tan ォ myas tck, its been wel over a month into depbymert wth nojackng off one night on top or a mourtain, dug in wat hing for tailban on the opposing ridge faghals third section is masty asleep too, first is down the ridge too far to see sudcenty possessed by houghts of my ex girfienc's perfect tts and ight vagoo.. ucking retheads man in tree next to m >witn C--- Cut、300L ⑩ bow. 1 yel as loud as I can WAKE THE F--- UP. -short -last shos >r-----------, c-- on his sleeve and boot LT has a har ssed har dsgusted lock on his face as he loos me Mairtained a r----------- trough a smal frefight, came somelme in that firerignt on the LT, and the whole timeI ddtthink to puli my pants up. Fought wtn bare ass exposed and raging erection ponted tow ards the enemy. That was two years ago and everyone STLL regards me as the battery psychopath Anonymous 07/17/13wed) 1649 UTC 7 NO 17 199466 0 Repliaz 쓰rtaasz "maaslanaras seluaass2 everyone in the entre company knows about this one recrut this one recrut is aways sc ratc hing his ass in the s just went on lke a 10 mile ruck up some big ass hil,I forget the name of it a couple guys start getting ther fap on recrut asshands begins makng werd nolses assrards is very deic ey explorna hs tercer anus with his ring nrger are so ent anced that they forget they're puling cockwhle watching this analy fwated degererale owthesses 3guys cun back to back with eyes glued on retruit as shands who is nucke deep in his baloon knt Aso apparerty somewreres n Balad tree is a sritter with a petre of ousty the Clown from e Srps ns snarpiea on the wal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/153/702/0fd.jpg "Combat jacks")
![BulletMagnet !HzEXVjS8PZ 06/11/12(Mon)21:54 No. 11889617 [ ! ] >> 11889635 >>11889694 hmuthafugginknife.jpg (788 KB, 2048x1536) igdb google Yeah, it's me again. This happened in 2005 when I came back from a deployment that had me spend most of my time teaching myself how to throw knives >Live in s----- low-income housing in s----- military town of s----- Lawton, OK (14 Korean restaurants, 6 piercing places, 4 stripclubs 6 "massage parlors") Most "massage parlors" ain't like what they show in The Client List >Just be home from long time away from Mrs. BulletMagnet >We're laying on the bed watching TV >Hear a-rattlin' at the door >Mine ears are tuned to that sound- preparing to enter PFC BULLETMAGNET MODE >A-rattlin turns to a-slammin. Followed by footsteps PFC BULLETMAGNET MODE ENGAGED >Spring up from bed, dressed only in DCU pants and grab first thing I can- KaBar >Exit from bedroom into kitchen/livingroom area and see a Melanin-Enhanced Gentleman with his nignog hands wrapped around my TV >there is_no face.jpg >Sling knife out in underhand toss >Hear ear-splitting scream >Windows breaking, dogs howling in pain, walls vibrating loud >Tackle nignog and hold him as Mrs. BulletMagnet calls Lawton Police Dept >Cops arrive, stand aghast >Skinny, adrenaline-dumping whiteboy holding larger nignoid with knife in his ass on the ground pic related- the muthafuckin knife Gelgoog Guy IXOac6ft-Ny 06/11/12(Mon)21:56 No. 11889635 [ ! ] 2211889786 Family heirloom time? Anonymous 06/11/12(Mon)22:01 No.11889694 [!11889786 11889617 Definitely heirloom time >"Now son, this knife means a lot to me, before you were born, your mother and I were watching TV when a crash distracted us" dashed to the source of the noise with nothing but a Ka-Bar >And I threw it at a n----- trying to steal my TV >It stuck in his ass >Cherish it you m----------- BulletMagnet !NzEXWS8PZ 06/11/12(Mon)22:09 No.11 889786 [ ! ] 11889635 >s Amen, bros/k/ies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/142/975/034.jpg "throwing knife")
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