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>Strelok 09/13/15 (Sun) 00:24:21 ID: 17d572 No.211330 >>211331 >>211346 >>211587 >>211601 >>210467 You are correct sir! >>211317 >>210457 I feel horrible because I forgot this. In the simulations something would come up quite frequently. Third Party Stand Alone Actors. Or as /k/ would instantly recognize them for what they are, warlords. In the simulations (which were state of the art, and I can't go into it, but I can see where some of that US tax money went) Warlords would pop up fairly fast. They actually caused more problems than the rebels would, and several key battles and problem sets were handled by who and how they handled the warlords. Here is what happened once. Warlord, lets call him Tom, Warlord Tom would pick up a city in a key choke point. The time in question he actually picked up in my home town, which was funny as f---. So Tom sets up in the town of St. Charles. He and his buddies have taken over the police department and stolen all the weapons, over threw the City Council, and most importantly- Cut the nation in m------------ half by cutting off 170 164. Tom was a former police employee and has expelled half the population of St. Charles and has set up gun points across the river. Now what made this really bad besides cutting off transportation in the country by blowing the bridges, is that he was within driving distance to a nuclear power plant and a key power grid node. The Rebels hated Tom because not only did he f------ take our strategy, but he cut off the rebels main safe route into the east. We had to go through f------ memphis to get to Saint Louis. Which we were trying to change into a rebel city. The Government hated Tom because he robbed them every chance he got. Even when he didn't need supplies or goods, he raided the government just to raid the government. You think we would like this, but this guy would cause the rebels to look bad because Tom had decided to create f------ Cascadia in a small town and expelled a ton of the population. This created a s--- ton of unrest and made St. Louis look even more like a third world country. Eventually Tom was taken out via a drone strike- but he changed the war by making ground transportation in the US a nightmare. >>211587 >>211601 The background on "Tom" not his real name. Because he had a bio. This bio is basically why he is so f------ scary. 1. Ex- Army Sapper, graduated from UIUC with a civil engineering degree. 2. Got out of the military due to medical discharge,, his left arm was a prosthesis (we often joked that was a robot arm because it would be technologically viable at the time) and was considered a good soldier. 3. Tom was a trucker. While this doesn't seem important in the game it was. 4. Tom was a 6'1 white male of 35 years old and at 220 pounds. He had minor medical issues. 5. Tom had lots of redneck hunting buddies, and part of his cadre was a gunsmith. The Gunsmith was also a HVT later because he armed rebels with stupid anti tank and anti MRAP guns, along with anti drone tech. Toms friends were all as bad as Tom, and as soon as Tom died- s--- got worse because nobody had control over them. 6. Tom's region (Which according to the overall game scheme was 'red team controlled".) was Eastern Missouri, Western Illinois, Memphis and north east arkansas. his sphere of influence was most of the f------ midwest. 7. Tom, the sneaky f------ bastard, had a dead man switch will. When he died, key intelligence from one of his friends was given to international press. This sped up the third war game. It also almost caused a third world war. 8. A key part of the game was "civilian morale" stupid s--- would happen if it got too low or too high. Civilians under Tom always had really high morale. We also have no idea how he got the crime rate for Saint Louis and East Saint louis down to levels one would see in Alexandria Virginia. VWell we have ideas, but I don't think it's good to note on here. Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 09:49:45 ID: 17d572 No.212134 >212150 >>212122 More on Tom, 9. Tom could never hold down a job for some reason. It never really went into it in the reports, but he had a ton of jobs after getting discharged. 10. Tom was the most successful warlord. There were some who gained more ground, and some who lasted longer, but nobody f----- with us as much as Tom. Nobody was as big a pain in the ass. 11. You know how I said he got the crime rated down? That was after he caused an expulsion of a large part of the population. The Crime rate went up, Saint Louis made Russia look like a nice place, then about two months later (in game time) Saint Louis was nice. 12. Tom died in a blaze of glory when his dump truc carrying HME (note it was full) was hit by a drone strike. It vaporized a whole city block according to the report. 13. Looking through Tom's background (i was the only one who cared because he was running the portion of the country that was mine god damn it!) A lot of the stuff about him seems like something any normal streloc/k/ would do in the situation. He was able to get c4 through his buddy at cabelas, he got rifles from his gunsmith buddies, he already had food and supplies and he helped his community. When he was not in SHTF mode he was just normal person who was well liked by the city. Just some average vet who happened to be into survivalist stuff. 14. After the war, many of tom's friends became politicians in the new order. They had a memorial set up to him in the middle of f------ saint louis. And he was a f------ warlord. This also happened in the second game with certain ones, but apparently he had a certain popularity that this got noted in the end result of the game. >>211920 >>211595 The answer to the US and jungle warfare is yes. We have been to different jungles since veitnam strelock, and the special forces go down there all the time. They would probably train up the regular troops in this scenario. Strelok 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:11:44 (D: 961551 No.212150 >>212189 >>212267 File (hide): 1442243504520.png (24.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, MAK tonight.png) Have a 7.62x3 9mm ton ighty >>212122 >>212134 Pic related, it's "Tom" Ik Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:34:00 ID: 17d572 No.212169 >>212195 >>212150 Oh my god. It makes perfect sense. Jesus christ. If some vidya folks come in and make a game, that has to be tom.

>Strelok 09/13/15 (Sun) 00:24:21 ID: 17d572 No.211330 >>211331 >>211346 >>211587 >>211601 >>210467 You are correct sir! >>211317 >>210457 I feel horrible because I forgot this. In the simulations something would come up quite frequently. Third Party Stand Alone Actors. Or as /k/ would instantly recognize them for what they are, warlords. In the simulations (which were state of the art, and I can't go into it, but I can see where some of that US tax money went) Warlords would pop up fairly fast. They actually caused more problems than the rebels would, and several key battles and problem sets were handled by who and how they handled the warlords. Here is what happened once. Warlord, lets call him Tom, Warlord Tom would pick up a city in a key choke point. The time in question he actually picked up in my home town, which was funny as f---. So Tom sets up in the town of St. Charles. He and his buddies have taken over the police department and stolen all the weapons, over threw the City Council, and most importantly- Cut the nation in m------------ half by cutting off 170 164. Tom was a former police employee and has expelled half the population of St. Charles and has set up gun points across the river. Now what made this really bad besides cutting off transportation in the country by blowing the bridges, is that he was within driving distance to a nuclear power plant and a key power grid node. The Rebels hated Tom because not only did he f------ take our strategy, but he cut off the rebels main safe route into the east. We had to go through f------ memphis to get to Saint Louis. Which we were trying to change into a rebel city. The Government hated Tom because he robbed them every chance he got. Even when he didn't need supplies or goods, he raided the government just to raid the government. You think we would like this, but this guy would cause the rebels to look bad because Tom had decided to create f------ Cascadia in a small town and expelled a ton of the population. This created a s--- ton of unrest and made St. Louis look even more like a third world country. Eventually Tom was taken out via a drone strike- but he changed the war by making ground transportation in the US a nightmare. >>211587 >>211601 The background on "Tom" not his real name. Because he had a bio. This bio is basically why he is so f------ scary. 1. Ex- Army Sapper, graduated from UIUC with a civil engineering degree. 2. Got out of the military due to medical discharge,, his left arm was a prosthesis (we often joked that was a robot arm because it would be technologically viable at the time) and was considered a good soldier. 3. Tom was a trucker. While this doesn't seem important in the game it was. 4. Tom was a 6'1 white male of 35 years old and at 220 pounds. He had minor medical issues. 5. Tom had lots of redneck hunting buddies, and part of his cadre was a gunsmith. The Gunsmith was also a HVT later because he armed rebels with stupid anti tank and anti MRAP guns, along with anti drone tech. Toms friends were all as bad as Tom, and as soon as Tom died- s--- got worse because nobody had control over them. 6. Tom's region (Which according to the overall game scheme was 'red team controlled".) was Eastern Missouri, Western Illinois, Memphis and north east arkansas. his sphere of influence was most of the f------ midwest. 7. Tom, the sneaky f------ bastard, had a dead man switch will. When he died, key intelligence from one of his friends was given to international press. This sped up the third war game. It also almost caused a third world war. 8. A key part of the game was "civilian morale" stupid s--- would happen if it got too low or too high. Civilians under Tom always had really high morale. We also have no idea how he got the crime rate for Saint Louis and East Saint louis down to levels one would see in Alexandria Virginia. VWell we have ideas, but I don't think it's good to note on here. Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 09:49:45 ID: 17d572 No.212134 >212150 >>212122 More on Tom, 9. Tom could never hold down a job for some reason. It never really went into it in the reports, but he had a ton of jobs after getting discharged. 10. Tom was the most successful warlord. There were some who gained more ground, and some who lasted longer, but nobody f----- with us as much as Tom. Nobody was as big a pain in the ass. 11. You know how I said he got the crime rated down? That was after he caused an expulsion of a large part of the population. The Crime rate went up, Saint Louis made Russia look like a nice place, then about two months later (in game time) Saint Louis was nice. 12. Tom died in a blaze of glory when his dump truc carrying HME (note it was full) was hit by a drone strike. It vaporized a whole city block according to the report. 13. Looking through Tom's background (i was the only one who cared because he was running the portion of the country that was mine god damn it!) A lot of the stuff about him seems like something any normal streloc/k/ would do in the situation. He was able to get c4 through his buddy at cabelas, he got rifles from his gunsmith buddies, he already had food and supplies and he helped his community. When he was not in SHTF mode he was just normal person who was well liked by the city. Just some average vet who happened to be into survivalist stuff. 14. After the war, many of tom's friends became politicians in the new order. They had a memorial set up to him in the middle of f------ saint louis. And he was a f------ warlord. This also happened in the second game with certain ones, but apparently he had a certain popularity that this got noted in the end result of the game. >>211920 >>211595 The answer to the US and jungle warfare is yes. We have been to different jungles since veitnam strelock, and the special forces go down there all the time. They would probably train up the regular troops in this scenario. Strelok 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:11:44 (D: 961551 No.212150 >>212189 >>212267 File (hide): 1442243504520.png (24.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, MAK tonight.png) Have a 7.62x3 9mm ton ighty >>212122 >>212134 Pic related, it's "Tom" Ik Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:34:00 ID: 17d572 No.212169 >>212195 >>212150 Oh my god. It makes perfect sense. Jesus christ. If some vidya folks come in and make a game, that has to be tom.

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Aussie defends house with a tank

O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)09:51:23 No.30660640 >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 >>30660361 >>30660397 Well I didn't really end up killing anyone, but h-------- was it a wild ride. >Ausfag, late 90s, living in fairly large area. >Small town, but everyone knows everyone >Life is s pretty chill Now you're probably asking how the f--- an ausfag got a tank in Ausfalia. Well, I had some connections to a family of military museum owners, they were getting shipped a hull that needed some new paint done on it. Was in working order and all, completely drivable. Just without a turret. Owner trusted me with getting it all looking good, what not. Got paid in monies and permission to drive the f------ thing as long as it is still ing order n working order. >Be 1998ish >Was i my second week of keeping the thing out back under the shed, painting is about 80% done, just needed 4 more days work inside >Since then learnt how to drive it, and h-------- if the place doesn't choke you with fumes SAnyway, was >Having funs, minding my business before I see a Hilux pull up the road and stop infront oh my house >Very f------ odd to me, considering my house is kinda seperated from the rest of town on a dirt road >My office is on the top floor by the way, and the whole house was pretty much pitch black >Looking out the window I see 3 f------ Boggos step out, all with some sort of f------ bat >Didn't late one night playing some good ol Command and Conquer 95. Qut waste time rushing down the stairs and hauling ass into the drivers seat of the tank >I start >Having no turret made getting into the thing that much easier >lf you guys have ever been inside a T-34, you'd know that the driver's vision port is so dodgy compared to how you sit in the seat, so I pretty much relied on spacial awareness >A small chicken-wire fence up the engine and by now the c---- have gotten past the Level 10 type security my property offers >Reverse out of the shelter, angle towards the f------ >The vision port catches a glimpse of the utter confusion and horror on their faces (Cont.) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:02:42 No.30660777 > >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 File: Screenshot 2016-04-21-08-(...). png (103 KB, 302x262) /k/ - A >What ensures is me making a slow bee-line towards them >l assume they regain their senses and start running back towards their Hilux >Getting to the opposite end of the house I turn the thing left, back onto the dirt road >Through the engine blaring I can hear 2 doors open >Not 3 >Making a small putt around to the front of the house I turn the tank once more in the direction of their car Magical Place SRan >Through vision port /san over the fence, lol I don't care. Spent $20 next 2 days repairing. see c--- #3 fumble his door >Remember this this has front-facing spotlight I discovered switch to yesterday >Illuminate the f--- out of them What are we up against? >Stooge #3 just says f--- it and jumps in the back >All I while I advance at a steady 20kmph start the engine and f--- off >They >Still chase them for a good 1.5ks at a stable 30kmph to make sure they don't come back >This was before doing s--- like this would mean getting r---- with any assault charges >Call cops y turn up to a tank in the front yard of someone's house with a broken fence and tread-marks everywhere. >They >Mfw I have to explain to them and the owner of the hull how I used it to fend off 3 Druggos from stealing my old Holden in the back >Owner didn't care. Cops never found the d--------, but h-------- did they laugh. >Was a good night O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:08:36 No.30660851 ► File: 1455678389229.jpg (387 KB, 1369x1086) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:17:52 No.30660975 ► File: OhShid.jpg (815 KB, 800x2000) >>30660640 >>30660777 Is this one of those "/k/ is a magical place" >>30660640 >>30660777 >Next time on Anon's Restoration moments I've heard about? Ba BYTHE FUHRER O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:10:40 No.30660879 ► >>30660640 >>30660777 >Someone on /k/ drove off intruders using a tank BY THE FÜHRER >Next time on Anon's Restoration >Someone on /k/ drove offintruders using a tank

O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)09:51:23 No.30660640 >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 >>30660361 >>30660397 Well I didn't really end up killing anyone, but h-------- was it a wild ride. >Ausfag, late 90s, living in fairly large area. >Small town, but everyone knows everyone >Life is s pretty chill Now you're probably asking how the f--- an ausfag got a tank in Ausfalia. Well, I had some connections to a family of military museum owners, they were getting shipped a hull that needed some new paint done on it. Was in working order and all, completely drivable. Just without a turret. Owner trusted me with getting it all looking good, what not. Got paid in monies and permission to drive the f------ thing as long as it is still ing order n working order. >Be 1998ish >Was i my second week of keeping the thing out back under the shed, painting is about 80% done, just needed 4 more days work inside >Since then learnt how to drive it, and h-------- if the place doesn't choke you with fumes SAnyway, was >Having funs, minding my business before I see a Hilux pull up the road and stop infront oh my house >Very f------ odd to me, considering my house is kinda seperated from the rest of town on a dirt road >My office is on the top floor by the way, and the whole house was pretty much pitch black >Looking out the window I see 3 f------ Boggos step out, all with some sort of f------ bat >Didn't late one night playing some good ol Command and Conquer 95. Qut waste time rushing down the stairs and hauling ass into the drivers seat of the tank >I start >Having no turret made getting into the thing that much easier >lf you guys have ever been inside a T-34, you'd know that the driver's vision port is so dodgy compared to how you sit in the seat, so I pretty much relied on spacial awareness >A small chicken-wire fence up the engine and by now the c---- have gotten past the Level 10 type security my property offers >Reverse out of the shelter, angle towards the f------ >The vision port catches a glimpse of the utter confusion and horror on their faces (Cont.) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:02:42 No.30660777 > >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 File: Screenshot 2016-04-21-08-(...). png (103 KB, 302x262) /k/ - A >What ensures is me making a slow bee-line towards them >l assume they regain their senses and start running back towards their Hilux >Getting to the opposite end of the house I turn the thing left, back onto the dirt road >Through the engine blaring I can hear 2 doors open >Not 3 >Making a small putt around to the front of the house I turn the tank once more in the direction of their car Magical Place SRan >Through vision port /san over the fence, lol I don't care. Spent $20 next 2 days repairing. see c--- #3 fumble his door >Remember this this has front-facing spotlight I discovered switch to yesterday >Illuminate the f--- out of them What are we up against? >Stooge #3 just says f--- it and jumps in the back >All I while I advance at a steady 20kmph start the engine and f--- off >They >Still chase them for a good 1.5ks at a stable 30kmph to make sure they don't come back >This was before doing s--- like this would mean getting r---- with any assault charges >Call cops y turn up to a tank in the front yard of someone's house with a broken fence and tread-marks everywhere. >They >Mfw I have to explain to them and the owner of the hull how I used it to fend off 3 Druggos from stealing my old Holden in the back >Owner didn't care. Cops never found the d--------, but h-------- did they laugh. >Was a good night O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:08:36 No.30660851 ► File: 1455678389229.jpg (387 KB, 1369x1086) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:17:52 No.30660975 ► File: OhShid.jpg (815 KB, 800x2000) >>30660640 >>30660777 Is this one of those "/k/ is a magical place" >>30660640 >>30660777 >Next time on Anon's Restoration moments I've heard about? Ba BYTHE FUHRER O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:10:40 No.30660879 ► >>30660640 >>30660777 >Someone on /k/ drove off intruders using a tank BY THE FÜHRER >Next time on Anon's Restoration >Someone on /k/ drove offintruders using a tank

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The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in Area of Operat...

>> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:27 No.13490398 Replies: >>13490416 >>13490455 (Everyone has heard this, but I laugh at it all the same) The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:30 No.13490416 Replies: >>13490426 >>13490436 >13490455 >>13490398 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Quartermaster: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) > O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:34 No.13490436 Replies: >>13490450 >>13490454 >>13490455 >>13490416 16. C-17 Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. MinuteMan Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:37 No.13490450 >>13490436 Last one 25. Signal: Tries to communicate with snake..fail repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate. Signal Officer informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to video-conference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. Sigo abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, bitches, and takes credit. In the end, General Dynamics and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the 2 smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake is forgotten.

>> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:27 No.13490398 Replies: >>13490416 >>13490455 (Everyone has heard this, but I laugh at it all the same) The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:30 No.13490416 Replies: >>13490426 >>13490436 >13490455 >>13490398 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Quartermaster: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) > O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:34 No.13490436 Replies: >>13490450 >>13490454 >>13490455 >>13490416 16. C-17 Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. MinuteMan Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:37 No.13490450 >>13490436 Last one 25. Signal: Tries to communicate with snake..fail repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate. Signal Officer informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to video-conference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. Sigo abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, bitches, and takes credit. In the end, General Dynamics and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the 2 smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake is forgotten.

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God Bless America

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Traditional Greeting

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A /K/ommando in it's natural habitat.

I shouldn't be laughing at this too much, the only thing I'm missing myself is a gun.

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/K/, a magical place.

/K/, a magical place.

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Boom ball

He wanna play with the FORBIDD EN TENNIS BALL GRENADE, HA 8-15 COMP @broken_and_unreadable

He wanna play with the FORBIDD EN TENNIS BALL GRENADE, HA 8-15 COMP @broken_and_unreadable

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Bulletproof Blankets

I feel bad for laughing at this.

Should I feel bad for laughing at this?

I feel bad for laughing at this.

Should I feel bad for laughing at this?

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Lawful Puns

You thought that, that was all of them, but that's where Lawr wrong

You thought that, that was all of them, but that's where Lawr wrong

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A /K/adet asks for advice

Da, now she is ready to defend the Motherland.......and her TV set.

Da, now she is ready to defend the Motherland.......and her TV set.

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Anon inherits the best gun collection.............in the wooooorrrrrlllllllld.

For those unaware, a gyrojet is a bolter from WH40k.

Not "like" a Bolter, but an honest to god rocket launcher rifle or pistol, depending on the version.

Anon lucked out massively with that one.

For those unaware, a gyrojet is a bolter from WH40k.

Not "like" a Bolter, but an honest to god rocket launcher rifle or pistol, depending on the version.

Anon lucked out massively with that one.

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A pilgrim comes to the end of his journey.

Ave Nex Alea

Ave Nex Alea

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Praise be to the Murdercube

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weapons the name of the Kube, the One and the People. 1:7 THE SKRIPTURE OF THE HOLY KUBE Blessed is the man who bears in KALEA NEX ALEA NEX AVE N SALUTO

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The Chosen one of the Murder Cube

I Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)09:13:46 No. 17598871[v] >>17599466 >>17598910 >>17598962 0001 jpg (66 KB, 3467x506) google igdb copyright C2008 7.62x54r.net >>17598822 (OP) am become death, destroyer of worlds. I hit harder than you I row boats better than you pitch tents better than you grill food better than you burn better than dor you smash cinderblocks better than you am more reliable than you am cheaper than you. don't even need to have as much magazine space as you because there are few beasts roaming this earth that can withstand 5 surplus x54r. always work will will never break unless you are iraqveteran888* am superior I am older. Look upon me and despair. Anything you can do i can do better. Anything i can do is better than you.

I Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)09:13:46 No. 17598871[v] >>17599466 >>17598910 >>17598962 0001 jpg (66 KB, 3467x506) google igdb copyright C2008 7.62x54r.net >>17598822 (OP) am become death, destroyer of worlds. I hit harder than you I row boats better than you pitch tents better than you grill food better than you burn better than dor you smash cinderblocks better than you am more reliable than you am cheaper than you. don't even need to have as much magazine space as you because there are few beasts roaming this earth that can withstand 5 surplus x54r. always work will will never break unless you are iraqveteran888* am superior I am older. Look upon me and despair. Anything you can do i can do better. Anything i can do is better than you.

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