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O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)09:51:23 No.30660640 >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 >>30660361 >>30660397 Well I didn't really end up killing anyone, but h-------- was it a wild ride. >Ausfag, late 90s, living in fairly large area. >Small town, but everyone knows everyone >Life is s pretty chill Now you're probably asking how the f--- an ausfag got a tank in Ausfalia. Well, I had some connections to a family of military museum owners, they were getting shipped a hull that needed some new paint done on it. Was in working order and all, completely drivable. Just without a turret. Owner trusted me with getting it all looking good, what not. Got paid in monies and permission to drive the f------ thing as long as it is still ing order n working order. >Be 1998ish >Was i my second week of keeping the thing out back under the shed, painting is about 80% done, just needed 4 more days work inside >Since then learnt how to drive it, and h-------- if the place doesn't choke you with fumes SAnyway, was >Having funs, minding my business before I see a Hilux pull up the road and stop infront oh my house >Very f------ odd to me, considering my house is kinda seperated from the rest of town on a dirt road >My office is on the top floor by the way, and the whole house was pretty much pitch black >Looking out the window I see 3 f------ Boggos step out, all with some sort of f------ bat >Didn't late one night playing some good ol Command and Conquer 95. Qut waste time rushing down the stairs and hauling ass into the drivers seat of the tank >I start >Having no turret made getting into the thing that much easier >lf you guys have ever been inside a T-34, you'd know that the driver's vision port is so dodgy compared to how you sit in the seat, so I pretty much relied on spacial awareness >A small chicken-wire fence up the engine and by now the c---- have gotten past the Level 10 type security my property offers >Reverse out of the shelter, angle towards the f------ >The vision port catches a glimpse of the utter confusion and horror on their faces (Cont.) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:02:42 No.30660777 > >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 File: Screenshot 2016-04-21-08-(...). png (103 KB, 302x262) /k/ - A >What ensures is me making a slow bee-line towards them >l assume they regain their senses and start running back towards their Hilux >Getting to the opposite end of the house I turn the thing left, back onto the dirt road >Through the engine blaring I can hear 2 doors open >Not 3 >Making a small putt around to the front of the house I turn the tank once more in the direction of their car Magical Place SRan >Through vision port /san over the fence, lol I don't care. Spent $20 next 2 days repairing. see c--- #3 fumble his door >Remember this this has front-facing spotlight I discovered switch to yesterday >Illuminate the f--- out of them What are we up against? >Stooge #3 just says f--- it and jumps in the back >All I while I advance at a steady 20kmph start the engine and f--- off >They >Still chase them for a good 1.5ks at a stable 30kmph to make sure they don't come back >This was before doing s--- like this would mean getting r---- with any assault charges >Call cops y turn up to a tank in the front yard of someone's house with a broken fence and tread-marks everywhere. >They >Mfw I have to explain to them and the owner of the hull how I used it to fend off 3 Druggos from stealing my old Holden in the back >Owner didn't care. Cops never found the d--------, but h-------- did they laugh. >Was a good night O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:08:36 No.30660851 ► File: 1455678389229.jpg (387 KB, 1369x1086) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:17:52 No.30660975 ► File: OhShid.jpg (815 KB, 800x2000) >>30660640 >>30660777 Is this one of those "/k/ is a magical place" >>30660640 >>30660777 >Next time on Anon's Restoration moments I've heard about? Ba BYTHE FUHRER O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:10:40 No.30660879 ► >>30660640 >>30660777 >Someone on /k/ drove off intruders using a tank BY THE FÜHRER >Next time on Anon's Restoration >Someone on /k/ drove offintruders using a tank

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