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Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs 8am-show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045- post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs 8am-show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045- post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

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It's funny because it's true

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Adam Karpiak. Following My resumes and job search strategies get... Request services 23h . Very popular costume this year SPIRIT Hiring Manager Who Interviewed You *Kit Does Not Include* - feedback - salary range - compensation for completed project ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST 4,175 ☑ 159 comments • 157 reposts

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"Junior"

Insight Global Junior Project Manager • United States 1 day ago Over 100 applicants • $50/hr $55/hr. Remote • Contract Entry level Skills: Stakeholder Management, Infrastructure Management ✗See how you compare to over 100 other applicants. Reactivate Premium Easy Apply Save About the job Location: Remote (EST hours preferred) Duration: 6-month contract with possible extension Pay Rate: $50.00-55.00/hr Must Haves: • • Minimum of 4 years' experience as a Project Manager Experience working with Global Teams Stakeholder Alignment & Dependency Management. • Project KPIs, performance tracking, status reporting & stakeholder communications. • Team Collaboration, Risk & Issues Management

Insight Global Junior Project Manager • United States 1 day ago Over 100 applicants • $50/hr $55/hr. Remote • Contract Entry level Skills: Stakeholder Management, Infrastructure Management ✗See how you compare to over 100 other applicants. Reactivate Premium Easy Apply Save About the job Location: Remote (EST hours preferred) Duration: 6-month contract with possible extension Pay Rate: $50.00-55.00/hr Must Haves: • • Minimum of 4 years' experience as a Project Manager Experience working with Global Teams Stakeholder Alignment & Dependency Management. • Project KPIs, performance tracking, status reporting & stakeholder communications. • Team Collaboration, Risk & Issues Management

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Morbid

Tom Luce · 3rd+ Deceased April 2024 5mo⚫ + Follow I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! Starting a New Position

Tom Luce · 3rd+ Deceased April 2024 5mo⚫ + Follow I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! Starting a New Position

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Seems legit

REALITY VS. Linked in UNEMPLOYED Blockchain Enthusiast | Cryptocurrency Evangelist | Influencer | Inspirer | Chief Visionary | Serial Entrepreneur (i.e. every business I started has failed) | Founder (Omission) | Philanthropist (Another Omission) | Empowering (Something) | Life Coach | Father | Trendsetter | Top 1% of LinkedIn Profiles (According to Myself) | Speaker | TEDx (2 x Attendee) | ICO Advisor |

REALITY VS. Linked in UNEMPLOYED Blockchain Enthusiast | Cryptocurrency Evangelist | Influencer | Inspirer | Chief Visionary | Serial Entrepreneur (i.e. every business I started has failed) | Founder (Omission) | Philanthropist (Another Omission) | Empowering (Something) | Life Coach | Father | Trendsetter | Top 1% of LinkedIn Profiles (According to Myself) | Speaker | TEDx (2 x Attendee) | ICO Advisor |

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Stop doing this

Jobs-> Past week Experience level 2 Company 30 Remote 1 All filters Reset Jobs in Worldwide Construction Engineer - Level 1 Set alert 17 results Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) Apply & Save ... GE9X Mechanical Systems Engineer GE Aerospace West Chester, OH (Remote) 1 connection works here Viewed Construction Engineer - Level 1 Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) 401(k) be or connections work here Viewed: 14 applicants WFA & Lifecycle Specialist GE Aerospace Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Remote) 12 school alumni work here 3 hours ago Other Important Information By applying to this job, you are expressing interest in this position and could be considered for other career opportunities where similar skills and requirements have been identified as a match. Should this match be identified you may be contacted for this and future openings Ability to work remotely Onsite Full-time: The work associated with this position will be performed onsite at a ed Martin facility. Select the Telework classification for this position Employee will wor te full-time Ability to Telecommute No telecommuting 4

Jobs-> Past week Experience level 2 Company 30 Remote 1 All filters Reset Jobs in Worldwide Construction Engineer - Level 1 Set alert 17 results Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) Apply & Save ... GE9X Mechanical Systems Engineer GE Aerospace West Chester, OH (Remote) 1 connection works here Viewed Construction Engineer - Level 1 Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) 401(k) be or connections work here Viewed: 14 applicants WFA & Lifecycle Specialist GE Aerospace Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Remote) 12 school alumni work here 3 hours ago Other Important Information By applying to this job, you are expressing interest in this position and could be considered for other career opportunities where similar skills and requirements have been identified as a match. Should this match be identified you may be contacted for this and future openings Ability to work remotely Onsite Full-time: The work associated with this position will be performed onsite at a ed Martin facility. Select the Telework classification for this position Employee will wor te full-time Ability to Telecommute No telecommuting 4

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Friendzoned

20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.

20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.

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At this point, why not?

Deborah C. 3rd+ • Senior Business Systems Analyst/... 1d. Edited ⚫ + Follow It's not worth preparing for all these interviews because no one is hiring. Just wing it. Show up not knowing anything about the company. Don't turn your camera on, or if you do, make sure they can clearly see the mess behind you. The goal here is to just stop caring. Obviously, putting in effort isn't working so just be like the interviewers. Act as if you'd rather be doing anything else and then say you've got another appointment and have to drop. #interviewing #jobhunting CON 170 49 comments • 1 repost

Deborah C. 3rd+ • Senior Business Systems Analyst/... 1d. Edited ⚫ + Follow It's not worth preparing for all these interviews because no one is hiring. Just wing it. Show up not knowing anything about the company. Don't turn your camera on, or if you do, make sure they can clearly see the mess behind you. The goal here is to just stop caring. Obviously, putting in effort isn't working so just be like the interviewers. Act as if you'd rather be doing anything else and then say you've got another appointment and have to drop. #interviewing #jobhunting CON 170 49 comments • 1 repost

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Yes

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Laziness as an asset?

Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

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What...

◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements

◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements

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Do they just not read?

ges 2 people: S T Today Jol You 9:26 am Hello Ade Sala It was lovely to meet with you yesterday, but I have decided this role will not be the best fit for me. $1 Job s Day Best m View fu Mon Hi Mon Fri S 10:53 am Please are you available to come to the office for second interview tomorrow afternoon 3 pm Please confirm Thank you Jul 24 Write your message r... U tv MA W ld X Send Ο

ges 2 people: S T Today Jol You 9:26 am Hello Ade Sala It was lovely to meet with you yesterday, but I have decided this role will not be the best fit for me. $1 Job s Day Best m View fu Mon Hi Mon Fri S 10:53 am Please are you available to come to the office for second interview tomorrow afternoon 3 pm Please confirm Thank you Jul 24 Write your message r... U tv MA W ld X Send Ο

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Off to the next one

Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts

Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts

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So Annoying

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Sucks

in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!

in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!

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Linkedin Influencers

Lumko Solwandle · 2nd Transforming Infrastructure & Cloud at Nutanix 4d • ® No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 3,408 113 comments A Like Comment Share

Lumko Solwandle · 2nd Transforming Infrastructure & Cloud at Nutanix 4d • ® No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 3,408 113 comments A Like Comment Share

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changing nature

A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man looked around and found a metal pole and used it to take the snake out of the fire, saving its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not going to change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, but learn to take precautions. Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man looked around and found a metal pole and used it to take the snake out of the fire, saving its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not going to change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, but learn to take precautions. Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

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employment screening

14h ... I developed an employment screening process that very accurately predicted the future success or failure of employees. It involved a 5 page written test. The written test was the second test. Being willing to focus for an hour was the first test. I had about one percent ask where the bathroom was and I never saw them again. :) I had people ask if I really expected that level of effort during an interview. My response: "If you can't handle thinking for an hour, you aren't going to be able to think all day either." The test wasn't THAT hard, one of the questions was Who is the vice president of the United States? They were mostly like that and the last page required creative thinking.

14h ... I developed an employment screening process that very accurately predicted the future success or failure of employees. It involved a 5 page written test. The written test was the second test. Being willing to focus for an hour was the first test. I had about one percent ask where the bathroom was and I never saw them again. :) I had people ask if I really expected that level of effort during an interview. My response: "If you can't handle thinking for an hour, you aren't going to be able to think all day either." The test wasn't THAT hard, one of the questions was Who is the vice president of the United States? They were mostly like that and the last page required creative thinking.

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leadership is like dentistry

• 2nd HX & People Executive | Chief Disrupter | Student... 1w: O I visit the dentist every 6 months, like most people. These visits are preventative; get a good cleaning, check for anything that's crept up since the last visit. If anything does need attention, it's usually a much smaller issue than waiting until I feel pain. Leadership is no different. Keeping in constant, proactive contact with your people is the best way to correct problems when they're small, rather than waiting for the metaphoric root canal or tooth extraction. Similarly, we as employees need to be making an effort with our leaders to show up, talk about our hygiene practices so guidance can be given if we're off course. When was the last time you had a good cleaning with your leader? #leadership #management

• 2nd HX & People Executive | Chief Disrupter | Student... 1w: O I visit the dentist every 6 months, like most people. These visits are preventative; get a good cleaning, check for anything that's crept up since the last visit. If anything does need attention, it's usually a much smaller issue than waiting until I feel pain. Leadership is no different. Keeping in constant, proactive contact with your people is the best way to correct problems when they're small, rather than waiting for the metaphoric root canal or tooth extraction. Similarly, we as employees need to be making an effort with our leaders to show up, talk about our hygiene practices so guidance can be given if we're off course. When was the last time you had a good cleaning with your leader? #leadership #management

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welcoming our sixth child

14:37 l 4G O ... er• 1st 3d • O My wife called me and said, "I'm pregnant." We will be welcoming our sixth child. The news was shocking at first, to say the least. So I took the past six weeks to rest, recalibrate where l'm at, and find my internal compass again. All without losing momentum during the busiest season of the year for me, tax season. I just want to express how important self-care really is. At some point, we all just have to take a step back, to continue being the best version of ourselves. Everyone talks about the hustle. Everyone talks about the grind. Everyone talks about the days they feel on top of the world.

14:37 l 4G O ... er• 1st 3d • O My wife called me and said, "I'm pregnant." We will be welcoming our sixth child. The news was shocking at first, to say the least. So I took the past six weeks to rest, recalibrate where l'm at, and find my internal compass again. All without losing momentum during the busiest season of the year for me, tax season. I just want to express how important self-care really is. At some point, we all just have to take a step back, to continue being the best version of ourselves. Everyone talks about the hustle. Everyone talks about the grind. Everyone talks about the days they feel on top of the world.

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