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Jack Appleby (He/Him). 1st I write Future Social, a newsletter on Social Media, Content, & Creators 2d Use your PTO. It's not like an arcade, you can't get a bigger stuffed bear by saving your tickets. USE YOUR PTO. CO Adam J Goldberg and 481 others Reactions 26 comments 11 reposts Like Add a comment... Most relevant▾ Comment Repost Send Jack Raines (We/Them/Boys). You Curator of vibes Writing Young Money: the best finance blog you've.... 2d... I used to give all of my PTO to my coworkers because it would make me grind harder. Like C6152 Reply ⚫ 6 Replies Load previous replies Iris Nina 3rd+ Mistress at DTU Technical University of Denmark I gave my coworkers clamydia once 53m... Like Reply Jack Raines (We/Them/Boys) - You now... Curator of vibes Writing Young Money: the best finance blo... Iris Nina This is an insane thing to put on Linkedin, impressive.
Jack Appleby (He/Him). 1st I write Future Social, a newsletter on Social Media, Content, & Creators 2d Use your PTO. It's not like an arcade, you can't get a bigger stuffed bear by saving your tickets. USE YOUR PTO. CO Adam J Goldberg and 481 others Reactions 26 comments 11 reposts Like Add a comment... Most relevant▾ Comment Repost Send Jack Raines (We/Them/Boys). You Curator of vibes Writing Young Money: the best finance blog you've.... 2d... I used to give all of my PTO to my coworkers because it would make me grind harder. Like C6152 Reply ⚫ 6 Replies Load previous replies Iris Nina 3rd+ Mistress at DTU Technical University of Denmark I gave my coworkers clamydia once 53m... Like Reply Jack Raines (We/Them/Boys) - You now... Curator of vibes Writing Young Money: the best finance blo... Iris Nina This is an insane thing to put on Linkedin, impressive.

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Satire, but gold

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FOPENTOWORK Ken Cheng 1st I want to connect with you, emotionally :) now. A plane carrying my entire staff crash landed in the jungle and we were stranded for weeks. We had to do unspeakable things to survive. Returning to society was tough. Living with those horrors. The trauma. The guilt. I couldn't have done it without PlorkVPN. PlorkVPN helps you enjoy whatever content you want! (a perfect distraction to help you forget about THE JUNGLE.) When I'm using PlorkVPN I can now feel safe in my own home. (unlike in THE JUNGLE) With PlorkVPN, all your secrets are completely secure. (we ate Steve from HR) So go ahead and subscribe to PlorkVPN right now! (he truly was a human resource: food)

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Our cover is blown

Rajarshi Shome. 2nd I speak the truth. You may get offend... 1d-> The biggest worms on the planet are on Reddit. + Follow I make sure I give those worms something to stay entertained. ЕЦРНИЕ 2.T OF 40
Rajarshi Shome. 2nd I speak the truth. You may get offend... 1d-> The biggest worms on the planet are on Reddit. + Follow I make sure I give those worms something to stay entertained. ЕЦРНИЕ 2.T OF 40

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What IS this?


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Four years?!

Nicolas Cole • 3rd+ I talk about digital writing, ghostwriting, and self-publishing. | C... 4h.→ Success isn't a destination. It's a daily habit. + Follow Nicolas Cole O @Nicolascole77 3 ridiculous things I did in my 20s to accelerate success: 1. Went 100% sober (0 alcohol or drugs) 2. Deprived myself of Internet for 4 yrs in my apartment 3. Volunteered to be my boss's personal assistant for no increase in pay, just to learn. But by 30, I was a millionaire.
Nicolas Cole • 3rd+ I talk about digital writing, ghostwriting, and self-publishing. | C... 4h.→ Success isn't a destination. It's a daily habit. + Follow Nicolas Cole O @Nicolascole77 3 ridiculous things I did in my 20s to accelerate success: 1. Went 100% sober (0 alcohol or drugs) 2. Deprived myself of Internet for 4 yrs in my apartment 3. Volunteered to be my boss's personal assistant for no increase in pay, just to learn. But by 30, I was a millionaire.

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This is insane

Hari Sekhon · 2nd Digital Nomad • Cloud DevOps Ar... 7h Seen it first hand CREATION247 + Follow CHILDREN GIVE WOMEN PURPOSE AND HAPPINESS MASTERCLASS247.COM THE ART OF PURPOSE CAREERS GIVE WOMEN STRESS AND DEPRESSION 20 24 Comments
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Getting saucy

13:03 ■ill 4G ...more Mark Pearson • 3rd+ + Follow Fuel Ventures - Backing Supe... 1d. Should a country be run like a business? 109 YEARS OF BUSINESS EXPERIENCE O YEARS OF BUSINESS EXPERIENCE CO 22 4 comments Like Comment Repost Send
13:03 ■ill 4G ...more Mark Pearson • 3rd+ + Follow Fuel Ventures - Backing Supe... 1d. Should a country be run like a business? 109 YEARS OF BUSINESS EXPERIENCE O YEARS OF BUSINESS EXPERIENCE CO 22 4 comments Like Comment Repost Send

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Yikes

Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or won't | Cra... Visit my website + Follow 1w → One of our junior employees asked if they could work at home. I told them no When they asked why, the answer was simple Do you have an Xbox at home? Yes Do you have a hot shower at home? Yes Do you have a skateboard at home? Yes Do you have an air fryer at home? Yes Do you have a peloton at home? Yes Do you have a neighbour at home? Yes Do you have any of those things at work? No Will you be less distracted at work? Yes So unless your home is 100% free of distractions The answer is no You can come to work and do the job you're paid for It's not called Work/Ride your peloton at lunch balance is it?
Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or won't | Cra... Visit my website + Follow 1w → One of our junior employees asked if they could work at home. I told them no When they asked why, the answer was simple Do you have an Xbox at home? Yes Do you have a hot shower at home? Yes Do you have a skateboard at home? Yes Do you have an air fryer at home? Yes Do you have a peloton at home? Yes Do you have a neighbour at home? Yes Do you have any of those things at work? No Will you be less distracted at work? Yes So unless your home is 100% free of distractions The answer is no You can come to work and do the job you're paid for It's not called Work/Ride your peloton at lunch balance is it?

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Is is really a joke though...

Joe Arrigo ⚫ 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs - 8am show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am-ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm-blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?
Joe Arrigo ⚫ 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs - 8am show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am-ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm-blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

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Interesting

Elon Musk X @elonmusk 24m I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe.
Elon Musk X @elonmusk 24m I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe.

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That picture though

Sales Trainee at Leavitt Machinery | BCIT BBA Candidate 6d → I SOLD MY FIRST FORKLIFT! +Follow ロン 35
Sales Trainee at Leavitt Machinery | BCIT BBA Candidate 6d → I SOLD MY FIRST FORKLIFT! +Follow ロン 35

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That's dark

Murder is never the answer, but hopefully this news story will cause politicians to reform health insurance. No claim should be denied. Please watch video in comment for my full thoughts. 11 6 comments P Like Comment Repost Send Jobe V. . 2nd Oilfield Completions & Production Consultant - Logistics - ... 2h- United Healthcare is now saving 10.2M$ annually with one simple trick, CEOS hate it. P Like Comment Repost Send Santia Bennett. 2nd Real Estate Negotiation Expert/RENE |Realt... 18h- + Follow I'm deeply saddened by the news of the shootings death of UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO Brian Thompson. My deepest sympathies and prayers are with his family, friends, and colleagues. I... see more Michael Wood, MBA, CCMP. 2nd Global Lead | Corporate Communications | ... 1d. Edited. → Shocking news for #UnitedHeathcare + Follow
Murder is never the answer, but hopefully this news story will cause politicians to reform health insurance. No claim should be denied. Please watch video in comment for my full thoughts. 11 6 comments P Like Comment Repost Send Jobe V. . 2nd Oilfield Completions & Production Consultant - Logistics - ... 2h- United Healthcare is now saving 10.2M$ annually with one simple trick, CEOS hate it. P Like Comment Repost Send Santia Bennett. 2nd Real Estate Negotiation Expert/RENE |Realt... 18h- + Follow I'm deeply saddened by the news of the shootings death of UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO Brian Thompson. My deepest sympathies and prayers are with his family, friends, and colleagues. I... see more Michael Wood, MBA, CCMP. 2nd Global Lead | Corporate Communications | ... 1d. Edited. → Shocking news for #UnitedHeathcare + Follow

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Classic

2d. A 40-year-old candidate came for an interview, carrying a 2-year employment gap. HR: "Why do you have this long gap on your resume? Was it a layoff?" Candidate: "No, I chose to step away. My mother was diagnosed with a critical illness. I decided to be by her side and relocated to take care of her." HR: "How is she doing now?" Candidate: "She passed away a year ago. Those final moments spent together were priceless, and I have no regrets about prioritizing family over my career during that time." The interview room fell silent. Without hesitation, the panel offered him the role. HR: "You're hired. Welcome aboard." Sometimes, it's not just about the resume; it's about understanding the person behind it. Give people a chance to tell their story - it might change everything CC 425 29 comments - 10 reposts
2d. A 40-year-old candidate came for an interview, carrying a 2-year employment gap. HR: "Why do you have this long gap on your resume? Was it a layoff?" Candidate: "No, I chose to step away. My mother was diagnosed with a critical illness. I decided to be by her side and relocated to take care of her." HR: "How is she doing now?" Candidate: "She passed away a year ago. Those final moments spent together were priceless, and I have no regrets about prioritizing family over my career during that time." The interview room fell silent. Without hesitation, the panel offered him the role. HR: "You're hired. Welcome aboard." Sometimes, it's not just about the resume; it's about understanding the person behind it. Give people a chance to tell their story - it might change everything CC 425 29 comments - 10 reposts

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What it taught her about B2B sales

+ Follow James Watt • 2nd Investor - Entrepreneur - Punk 44m ( How I lost £150,000 but gained a fiancé. All in one doomed investment deal. I have a portfolio of 20 amazing companies which I have invested in, ...more
+ Follow James Watt • 2nd Investor - Entrepreneur - Punk 44m ( How I lost £150,000 but gained a fiancé. All in one doomed investment deal. I have a portfolio of 20 amazing companies which I have invested in, ...more

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Sure, buddy

Dr. Joerg Storm Author 3h CEO | Entrepreneur | Board Advisor | CIO | CTO... Hi friends, Lately, several LinkedIn connections have reached out, noting a lack of visibility for my posts. I clarified that LinkedIn algorithmically adjusts content visibility based on user interaction. If you wish to stay updated, consider engaging occasionally with likes, comments, reposting or enabling notifications by activating the bell icon on my profile. Appreciate your ongoing support and encouragement, motivating me to share more content with all of you. Thanks! Like • 6 Reply
Dr. Joerg Storm Author 3h CEO | Entrepreneur | Board Advisor | CIO | CTO... Hi friends, Lately, several LinkedIn connections have reached out, noting a lack of visibility for my posts. I clarified that LinkedIn algorithmically adjusts content visibility based on user interaction. If you wish to stay updated, consider engaging occasionally with likes, comments, reposting or enabling notifications by activating the bell icon on my profile. Appreciate your ongoing support and encouragement, motivating me to share more content with all of you. Thanks! Like • 6 Reply

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Broke on $350k a year is crazy

Simon 3rd+ Building a portfolio of bootstrapped SaaS pro... Subscribe to newsletter 1d • + Follow Imagine struggling on a $350K/year salary. 3 easy fixes: 1. Don't get a formal education. It's a waste of time and money. 2. Don't own a car. In 95% of cases, it's a luxury. Walk or bike. And get in better shape, too. 3. Don't own a house. It's a liability, not an asset. It always is. Rent instead. No, it's not the world. It's you. You don't need professional help, but you need to fix the lifestyle creep you've allowed. Advertiser disclosure 'I'm paycheck to paycheck.' I make $350K a year, but have $88K in student loans, $170K in car loans and a mortgage I pay $4,500 a month on. Do I need professional help? By Alisa Wolfson (Follow) Updated: Sept. 9, 2023 at 2:18 p.m. ET
Simon 3rd+ Building a portfolio of bootstrapped SaaS pro... Subscribe to newsletter 1d • + Follow Imagine struggling on a $350K/year salary. 3 easy fixes: 1. Don't get a formal education. It's a waste of time and money. 2. Don't own a car. In 95% of cases, it's a luxury. Walk or bike. And get in better shape, too. 3. Don't own a house. It's a liability, not an asset. It always is. Rent instead. No, it's not the world. It's you. You don't need professional help, but you need to fix the lifestyle creep you've allowed. Advertiser disclosure 'I'm paycheck to paycheck.' I make $350K a year, but have $88K in student loans, $170K in car loans and a mortgage I pay $4,500 a month on. Do I need professional help? By Alisa Wolfson (Follow) Updated: Sept. 9, 2023 at 2:18 p.m. ET

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