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Tom Gimbel · 1st Founder, CEO LaSalle Network | 12 x Inc 5000 13h A while back, I interviewed someone who had a really good resume. It was an enjoyable conversation. They said they had heard really good things about our company and the quality of people that worked here. They declined an offer and said it was because they didn't want to work as hard as they understood LaSallians do. I saw they were recently laid off from a company where they didn't have to work as hard. That's the story. 102 10 comments • 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send ย
Tom Gimbel · 1st Founder, CEO LaSalle Network | 12 x Inc 5000 13h A while back, I interviewed someone who had a really good resume. It was an enjoyable conversation. They said they had heard really good things about our company and the quality of people that worked here. They declined an offer and said it was because they didn't want to work as hard as they understood LaSallians do. I saw they were recently laid off from a company where they didn't have to work as hard. That's the story. 102 10 comments • 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send ย

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What is it then

John Kraski... + Follow Former Mark Cuban, Benchmark Capital Startup... 15h → A friendly reminder that it's not a vibe to only show up to LinkedIn and reach out to people when you're looking for a job. This isn't a job search site. Hope this helps. 200 114 comments . 1 re Like Comment Repost Send
John Kraski... + Follow Former Mark Cuban, Benchmark Capital Startup... 15h → A friendly reminder that it's not a vibe to only show up to LinkedIn and reach out to people when you're looking for a job. This isn't a job search site. Hope this helps. 200 114 comments . 1 re Like Comment Repost Send

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Quit helping your kids

Kate Morgan • 2nd Founder and CEO 55m Follow Rant: Can you all please reconsider letting your twenty- somethings live at home indefinitely? The number of young adults who aren't working, possess minimal skill sets, and yet expect to earn $90k while working from home is absurd. Before you say they need to make that much to afford to live anywhere, know that's because their standards have become disproportionate to reality. Trust me, sleeping on a futon with milk crate bedside tables is character building.
Kate Morgan • 2nd Founder and CEO 55m Follow Rant: Can you all please reconsider letting your twenty- somethings live at home indefinitely? The number of young adults who aren't working, possess minimal skill sets, and yet expect to earn $90k while working from home is absurd. Before you say they need to make that much to afford to live anywhere, know that's because their standards have become disproportionate to reality. Trust me, sleeping on a futon with milk crate bedside tables is character building.

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Sounds miserable

Kristina Rajzer • 1st Brand and Marketing Communications Expert | CEO of B2 Marketing | Empower... 18m Hey, check this out - in Croatia × You know you're seriously into marketing when you're on vacation, ditch everyone at the beach, and drive an hour to a co-working space to work. Just because you're so passionate about what you do I hope I'm not the only one....? 70 AX
Kristina Rajzer • 1st Brand and Marketing Communications Expert | CEO of B2 Marketing | Empower... 18m Hey, check this out - in Croatia × You know you're seriously into marketing when you're on vacation, ditch everyone at the beach, and drive an hour to a co-working space to work. Just because you're so passionate about what you do I hope I'm not the only one....? 70 AX

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This is insane

Ehmad Zubair • 3rd+ Build your dream Al product in just 6 weeks | Built over 100 plus software pr... Visit my website 3h. Edited ⚫ + Follow The only test you need to choose your co-founders is the "Dead Body Test." Curious about what that means? Let me break it down for you. Imagine you're disoriented and driving at 2 AM. You're thinking about a dozen things that happened that day and BAM! You ACCIDENTALLY hit someone with your car. The person you hit is no more and you're in complete shock. You're paralysed and have no idea what will happen next. If in this moment of panic, you can call your co-founders to come to the scene and help figure things out, you've got nearly the right co-founders. If they show up, you're 100% there. Here's why: 1. You can depend on them at 2AM 2. You trust that they will be able to handle the pressure 3. You are sure you can count on them in extreme adversity 4. Their support is unconditional 5. You trust their problem solving
Ehmad Zubair • 3rd+ Build your dream Al product in just 6 weeks | Built over 100 plus software pr... Visit my website 3h. Edited ⚫ + Follow The only test you need to choose your co-founders is the "Dead Body Test." Curious about what that means? Let me break it down for you. Imagine you're disoriented and driving at 2 AM. You're thinking about a dozen things that happened that day and BAM! You ACCIDENTALLY hit someone with your car. The person you hit is no more and you're in complete shock. You're paralysed and have no idea what will happen next. If in this moment of panic, you can call your co-founders to come to the scene and help figure things out, you've got nearly the right co-founders. If they show up, you're 100% there. Here's why: 1. You can depend on them at 2AM 2. You trust that they will be able to handle the pressure 3. You are sure you can count on them in extreme adversity 4. Their support is unconditional 5. You trust their problem solving

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Leave your kid out of this

The many moods of a my "soon to be sophomore" Olivia. Grabbed lunch with her yesterday to talk about life, friends, school, tennis...and Morgan Wallen, of course. Not going to say "I get" this young lady all the time...but I can say that I am proud of the young woman she is becoming. Fiercely independent, extraordinarily hard worker and learning how to deal with the rigors of growing up in today's world - socially and academically. Livs, you're soon going to be on LinkedIn as you progress in your career and you'll see this post. You are amazing young lady. Keep working hard. Keep teaching me that I don't know everything. Keep teaching me about Morgan Wallen kiddo PH
The many moods of a my "soon to be sophomore" Olivia. Grabbed lunch with her yesterday to talk about life, friends, school, tennis...and Morgan Wallen, of course. Not going to say "I get" this young lady all the time...but I can say that I am proud of the young woman she is becoming. Fiercely independent, extraordinarily hard worker and learning how to deal with the rigors of growing up in today's world - socially and academically. Livs, you're soon going to be on LinkedIn as you progress in your career and you'll see this post. You are amazing young lady. Keep working hard. Keep teaching me that I don't know everything. Keep teaching me about Morgan Wallen kiddo PH

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Amongst other reasons... you know

Harshit Mahawar. 2nd + Follow Flirting with LinkedIn Algorithm 51m → Never flirt with your boss. You never know when they might get serious. CGO 97 10 comments
Harshit Mahawar. 2nd + Follow Flirting with LinkedIn Algorithm 51m → Never flirt with your boss. You never know when they might get serious. CGO 97 10 comments

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Down with PhDs

Pascal BORNET. 3rd+ IRREPLACEABLE | Al & Automation Expert, 20+ Years | Keynote.... View my blog 13h- Follow It looks like the value of a PhD in 2024 is approaching $0.00! What do you think is the cause? What can we do against that? ZEITGEIST PhD in 1924 ...see more BY EDWARD BLACK I HAVE DEDICATED YEARS OF STUDY TO BECOME A RESPECTED AUTHORITY IN MY FIELD. MY ALMA MATER HAS ALLOWED ME TO OBTAIN CLOSELY GUARDED KNOWLEDGE THAT IS AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH. PhD in 2024 I JUST WENT INTO SIX FIGURES OF DEBT TO LEARN TRIVIA THAT'S FREE TO ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION. EVERY STUDY I'VE PUBLISHED WILL LIKELY NEVER BE REPLICATED. I MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A PLUMBER, AND THAT PLUMBER'S SON JUST MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON MY AREA OF EXPERTISE THAT'S MORE CITED THAN ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN.
Pascal BORNET. 3rd+ IRREPLACEABLE | Al & Automation Expert, 20+ Years | Keynote.... View my blog 13h- Follow It looks like the value of a PhD in 2024 is approaching $0.00! What do you think is the cause? What can we do against that? ZEITGEIST PhD in 1924 ...see more BY EDWARD BLACK I HAVE DEDICATED YEARS OF STUDY TO BECOME A RESPECTED AUTHORITY IN MY FIELD. MY ALMA MATER HAS ALLOWED ME TO OBTAIN CLOSELY GUARDED KNOWLEDGE THAT IS AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH. PhD in 2024 I JUST WENT INTO SIX FIGURES OF DEBT TO LEARN TRIVIA THAT'S FREE TO ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION. EVERY STUDY I'VE PUBLISHED WILL LIKELY NEVER BE REPLICATED. I MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A PLUMBER, AND THAT PLUMBER'S SON JUST MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON MY AREA OF EXPERTISE THAT'S MORE CITED THAN ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN.

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This definitely happened

Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or... Visit my website 22h- The nicest cold call convo I ever had... Me: "Hey it's Jack Frimston at WHAM, got a minute?" VP: "Hi Jack, You can have 5, go ahead" w--, a cold prospect who has more than a min. + Follow Me: "Great, normally people have less than a minute so I'll take that, do we know each other?" VP: "Yes, Yes we do Jack". Me: "Ha - okay - How?!?!?" VP: 'Remember at school there was that one hot summer day?'. Me: "Yeah, go on?" VP: 'Well, do you remember that really thirsty little boy that forgot his water bottle?' Me: "Chris Doublewood?" VP: "It's me Jack...Little Old Thirsty Chris Doublewood' We chatted for a few more minutes and I booked a meeting The lesson: If someone's thirsty.... let them drink - You never know when it'll come back later on in life What's the nicest cold call you've had?
Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or... Visit my website 22h- The nicest cold call convo I ever had... Me: "Hey it's Jack Frimston at WHAM, got a minute?" VP: "Hi Jack, You can have 5, go ahead" w--, a cold prospect who has more than a min. + Follow Me: "Great, normally people have less than a minute so I'll take that, do we know each other?" VP: "Yes, Yes we do Jack". Me: "Ha - okay - How?!?!?" VP: 'Remember at school there was that one hot summer day?'. Me: "Yeah, go on?" VP: 'Well, do you remember that really thirsty little boy that forgot his water bottle?' Me: "Chris Doublewood?" VP: "It's me Jack...Little Old Thirsty Chris Doublewood' We chatted for a few more minutes and I booked a meeting The lesson: If someone's thirsty.... let them drink - You never know when it'll come back later on in life What's the nicest cold call you've had?

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So humble

alexine @jalexinee - 1h so @Linkedin blocked my account bc i'm too hot, let's take them down!! Alexine, help others recognize you by adding a new profile photo Linked in Hi Alexine, We recently removed your profile photo because it does not appear to be a photo of you, which violates the LinkedIn Profile Photo Policy. On LinkedIn, we require members to use their real identities to keep Linkedin safe, trusted, and professional for all members. For this reason, we require member's profiles to show their real identity including in their profile
alexine @jalexinee - 1h so @Linkedin blocked my account bc i'm too hot, let's take them down!! Alexine, help others recognize you by adding a new profile photo Linked in Hi Alexine, We recently removed your profile photo because it does not appear to be a photo of you, which violates the LinkedIn Profile Photo Policy. On LinkedIn, we require members to use their real identities to keep Linkedin safe, trusted, and professional for all members. For this reason, we require member's profiles to show their real identity including in their profile

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No one can have a life in their 20s

+ Follow Realtor @ Haring Realty 16h. As a Gen Z - This whole "Work-Life" Balance thing has never sat right with me. Who are we to demand a work-life balance when we are in our prime working years? These early years of our life should be for grinding and setting yourself up to have work-life balance in your 30s, when it actually matters. When you need to have time for your Family. Your kids and significant other. It is pure entitlement for someone in the early to mid 20's to be complaining about "Work-Life" balance. You haven't worked long enough nor do you have a "life" that needs balancing. Thoughts from a Gen Z who is disappointed in the generation they where brought up in.
+ Follow Realtor @ Haring Realty 16h. As a Gen Z - This whole "Work-Life" Balance thing has never sat right with me. Who are we to demand a work-life balance when we are in our prime working years? These early years of our life should be for grinding and setting yourself up to have work-life balance in your 30s, when it actually matters. When you need to have time for your Family. Your kids and significant other. It is pure entitlement for someone in the early to mid 20's to be complaining about "Work-Life" balance. You haven't worked long enough nor do you have a "life" that needs balancing. Thoughts from a Gen Z who is disappointed in the generation they where brought up in.

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Okay?

How was your weekend? I went wedding dress shopping with my family, my soon-to-be in-laws, and my best friend/maid of honor. I'm thrilled to share that after just six hours and nearly 20 dresses, I said 'yes to the dress'! We are back at this Monday, and we've got some great #ERP opportunities going - If you're interested in any of these positions below, DM me today! Epicor Business Analyst- Greater Boston Area Acumatica Consultant- Remote Acumatica Construction Consultant- Remote #White Closet Bride #White Closet Brid #White Closet Bride
How was your weekend? I went wedding dress shopping with my family, my soon-to-be in-laws, and my best friend/maid of honor. I'm thrilled to share that after just six hours and nearly 20 dresses, I said 'yes to the dress'! We are back at this Monday, and we've got some great #ERP opportunities going - If you're interested in any of these positions below, DM me today! Epicor Business Analyst- Greater Boston Area Acumatica Consultant- Remote Acumatica Construction Consultant- Remote #White Closet Bride #White Closet Brid #White Closet Bride

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No training?

Linked in Join now Sign in Unknown/ Not Provided: Department of the Interior: Wikimedia.com Four Reasons Why You... Shouldn't Train Your Employees Anymore.
Linked in Join now Sign in Unknown/ Not Provided: Department of the Interior: Wikimedia.com Four Reasons Why You... Shouldn't Train Your Employees Anymore.

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Always comes back to B2B sales

now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA
now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA

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Sigh

Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice
Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice

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A little tone-deaf

Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.
Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.

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This cannot be real

'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.
'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.

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...Sorry?

OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3
OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3

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LinkedIn Lunatics | /r/madlads

Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."
Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

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madlad

Shhh

The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts
The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts

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