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'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.

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'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.

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