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Someone put the offers they rejected on their LinkedIn University of Cambridge UNIVERSITY OF Master of Laws - LLM Rejected Offer CAMBRIDGE 2016-2016 Rejected offer received from the University of Cambridge. VERI Harvard University TAS Professional Certificate by HarvardX - TitleHLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract 2016-2016 HLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract is a course of study offered by HarvardX, an online
Someone put the offers they rejected on their LinkedIn University of Cambridge UNIVERSITY OF Master of Laws - LLM Rejected Offer CAMBRIDGE 2016-2016 Rejected offer received from the University of Cambridge. VERI Harvard University TAS Professional Certificate by HarvardX - TitleHLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract 2016-2016 HLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract is a course of study offered by HarvardX, an online

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Definitely satire

OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 20h ⚫ Edited⚫→ An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I said. "Yes. Absolutely. I'm so glad you suggested this because you are wasting time on your commute. You can start right now." He was elated and started packing things up to leave. Me: "where are you going?" Him: "you said I could work from home." That's when I told him to come with me to the 14th floor. I led him to a converted storage closet with a single bed and a sink. This was his new home. "Sorry but you live here now. Your verbal contract is binding. Also I'll be expecting your £750 rent payment at the end of the month." Never, ever ask me if you can work from home.
OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 20h ⚫ Edited⚫→ An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I said. "Yes. Absolutely. I'm so glad you suggested this because you are wasting time on your commute. You can start right now." He was elated and started packing things up to leave. Me: "where are you going?" Him: "you said I could work from home." That's when I told him to come with me to the 14th floor. I led him to a converted storage closet with a single bed and a sink. This was his new home. "Sorry but you live here now. Your verbal contract is binding. Also I'll be expecting your £750 rent payment at the end of the month." Never, ever ask me if you can work from home.

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Bro's in his feelings

POPENTOWORK Jonathan Tesser • 3rd+ Product Marketing and Consumer Insights Expert | Future Mental H... 1w → • + Follow I'm bitter about helping literally thousands of young professionals here, and having barely any of them reciprocate. It's a tough pill to swallow, knowing that you supported people and once they got what they wanted from you, they bounced. - So if you're wondering why I'm all about the equal and fair relationships now, know that it's because I got burned one too many times in the past. #tesstimony #networking #youngprofessional #vulnerability C2 99 25 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
POPENTOWORK Jonathan Tesser • 3rd+ Product Marketing and Consumer Insights Expert | Future Mental H... 1w → • + Follow I'm bitter about helping literally thousands of young professionals here, and having barely any of them reciprocate. It's a tough pill to swallow, knowing that you supported people and once they got what they wanted from you, they bounced. - So if you're wondering why I'm all about the equal and fair relationships now, know that it's because I got burned one too many times in the past. #tesstimony #networking #youngprofessional #vulnerability C2 99 25 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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"Strategic partnership"

Morri Chowaiki • 2nd Business partners with Daymond John and Paris Hilton, Seasoned Executive,... 40m + Follow Not a business update, but a huge strategic partnership one! Climbed 2000 feet up a mountain in 105 degree weather and this happened > she said yes!
Morri Chowaiki • 2nd Business partners with Daymond John and Paris Hilton, Seasoned Executive,... 40m + Follow Not a business update, but a huge strategic partnership one! Climbed 2000 feet up a mountain in 105 degree weather and this happened > she said yes!

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That's kind of sad

Alet Blanken • 3rd+ Senior Software Development Manager at Google 3d To all the working Mama's out there... + Follow A couple of weeks ago, my 2 year old called our nanny "mom". I was able to laugh a little, correct him and go about my day. When this happened with my daughter about 5 years ago, I collapsed into myself like a dying star, cried for two weeks and wrote bad poetry about the hardships of life. I wanted to share some things I've learned. Perhaps it will prevent some collapsing mamma's. 1) Nobody can replace you as the mom. There can only be one, and that's you. 2) Take all the help you can get! Being a mom is a 5 person job. "Hire" well (this includes husband, nanny, babysitter, grandma's) - then delegate. Clear role profiles help. 3) Keep your eye on the metrics. Know the baseline of hours you want to spend with your kids. If you miss your SLO one week, log a bug. If you miss it the next week, escalate the severity. If you miss it again, stop everything, reset, and do a postmortem. 4) Be proud to be a working mom. It will teach your kids to be proud of their work. We've got this! CC 227 4 comments ⚫ 2 reposts
Alet Blanken • 3rd+ Senior Software Development Manager at Google 3d To all the working Mama's out there... + Follow A couple of weeks ago, my 2 year old called our nanny "mom". I was able to laugh a little, correct him and go about my day. When this happened with my daughter about 5 years ago, I collapsed into myself like a dying star, cried for two weeks and wrote bad poetry about the hardships of life. I wanted to share some things I've learned. Perhaps it will prevent some collapsing mamma's. 1) Nobody can replace you as the mom. There can only be one, and that's you. 2) Take all the help you can get! Being a mom is a 5 person job. "Hire" well (this includes husband, nanny, babysitter, grandma's) - then delegate. Clear role profiles help. 3) Keep your eye on the metrics. Know the baseline of hours you want to spend with your kids. If you miss your SLO one week, log a bug. If you miss it the next week, escalate the severity. If you miss it again, stop everything, reset, and do a postmortem. 4) Be proud to be a working mom. It will teach your kids to be proud of their work. We've got this! CC 227 4 comments ⚫ 2 reposts

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Someone come get their dad

Andrew Crapuchettes - Re... + Follow Helping non-woke businesses find the right talent to grow their organizatio... 3h You run an office, not a daycare. Today we're launching a brand new ad based on stories we've heard from hundreds of customers. You might think: "Surely it's not this bad. Surely there aren't job seekers demanding 12 weeks of paid vacation." It's real. Our kids are growing up in a world that tells them employers are oppressors, work is optional, and interviews are all about their demands. RedBalloon has been fighting for a different future for our kids for 3 years now, and we want to ask you for your help. I have a quick ask for you today. Can you share this video? Can you repost this video or download and share it at the link below? ☑ Let's blow this thing up!* It's time to put America's small business community back in the driver's seat.
Andrew Crapuchettes - Re... + Follow Helping non-woke businesses find the right talent to grow their organizatio... 3h You run an office, not a daycare. Today we're launching a brand new ad based on stories we've heard from hundreds of customers. You might think: "Surely it's not this bad. Surely there aren't job seekers demanding 12 weeks of paid vacation." It's real. Our kids are growing up in a world that tells them employers are oppressors, work is optional, and interviews are all about their demands. RedBalloon has been fighting for a different future for our kids for 3 years now, and we want to ask you for your help. I have a quick ask for you today. Can you share this video? Can you repost this video or download and share it at the link below? ☑ Let's blow this thing up!* It's time to put America's small business community back in the driver's seat.

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Pressure is a privilege

Tyler Smith • 3rd+ CEO and Founder of SkySlope | PropTech | SaaS ... 10h⚫ + Follow When people expect things from you, it means you're playing at a higher level.... see more Quote of the Day Pressure is a privilege. It means expected of you." things are CCO 1,676 P Like Comment Repost 75 comments • 112 reposts Send
Tyler Smith • 3rd+ CEO and Founder of SkySlope | PropTech | SaaS ... 10h⚫ + Follow When people expect things from you, it means you're playing at a higher level.... see more Quote of the Day Pressure is a privilege. It means expected of you." things are CCO 1,676 P Like Comment Repost 75 comments • 112 reposts Send

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Congrats I guess

3d I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in League of Legends! For those unfamiliar, this milestone represents a significant commitment to strategy, teamwork, and adaptability-all crucial skills in both gaming ...more PROMOTED TO GOLD IV Ranked Selvytuo OK BRKN LEAGUE LEAGUE PLAYER POSTED ABOUT HER LEAGUE GOLD RANK UPDATE ON LINKEDIN WHICH REPRESENTS STRATEGY, TEAMWORK AND ADAPTABILITY SKILLS.
3d I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in League of Legends! For those unfamiliar, this milestone represents a significant commitment to strategy, teamwork, and adaptability-all crucial skills in both gaming ...more PROMOTED TO GOLD IV Ranked Selvytuo OK BRKN LEAGUE LEAGUE PLAYER POSTED ABOUT HER LEAGUE GOLD RANK UPDATE ON LINKEDIN WHICH REPRESENTS STRATEGY, TEAMWORK AND ADAPTABILITY SKILLS.

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Great...

Fractional Operator in Emerging Tech 1d. → New Post: How Al Helped Me in the ER I spent all day Thursday in the ER for acute abdominal pain that ended up being a ruptured ovarian cyst. (I'm fine. I'm on the mend.) But I had a lot of time to take stock of how things went down in the ER. So I wanted to share a few reflections of how I spent those 8 lonely hours, and how Al might help doctors get more time back to be human with their patients. https://lnkd.in/eWzEEeQV #Al #healthcare #connection #empathy #technology 2 L
Fractional Operator in Emerging Tech 1d. → New Post: How Al Helped Me in the ER I spent all day Thursday in the ER for acute abdominal pain that ended up being a ruptured ovarian cyst. (I'm fine. I'm on the mend.) But I had a lot of time to take stock of how things went down in the ER. So I wanted to share a few reflections of how I spent those 8 lonely hours, and how Al might help doctors get more time back to be human with their patients. https://lnkd.in/eWzEEeQV #Al #healthcare #connection #empathy #technology 2 L

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Pick a peanut butter

Founder and ECD at Three Strikes Inc. ... View my portfolio + Follow 1d. I don't need to know your Meyers Briggs, I just need to know if you prefer crunchy or creamy peanut butter. Tells me everything about you.
Founder and ECD at Three Strikes Inc. ... View my portfolio + Follow 1d. I don't need to know your Meyers Briggs, I just need to know if you prefer crunchy or creamy peanut butter. Tells me everything about you.

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No work life balance here

F Jhori R. (He/Him) • 3rd+ Paid social and performance creative for E-Commerce brands | $200M+ generated | EA Sports, Steve Harvey, M... 1h. your coffee, meditation, and runs. The first thing I did this morning was respond to my incoming messages. COMMS FIRST. If one of my accounts has a question or issue I'm not doing anything until it's solved for. If you send me a message at 10:00 PM on a Friday night, you'll receive a response no later than 10:30. 7 DAYS A WEEK. It's this kind of service quality that results in extraordinary retention. 27 6 comments
F Jhori R. (He/Him) • 3rd+ Paid social and performance creative for E-Commerce brands | $200M+ generated | EA Sports, Steve Harvey, M... 1h. your coffee, meditation, and runs. The first thing I did this morning was respond to my incoming messages. COMMS FIRST. If one of my accounts has a question or issue I'm not doing anything until it's solved for. If you send me a message at 10:00 PM on a Friday night, you'll receive a response no later than 10:30. 7 DAYS A WEEK. It's this kind of service quality that results in extraordinary retention. 27 6 comments

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Is this a dating app now?

Paul Cordy BA H...uy in Training ⚫ 1st 'Solving challenges, designing and ... 1h If you want it. Go work for it : ×
Paul Cordy BA H...uy in Training ⚫ 1st 'Solving challenges, designing and ... 1h If you want it. Go work for it : ×

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Things that didn't happen

CEO at PRAY.COM Visit my website 1d • "Stay in school, or you'll end up like him." + Connect "This is what a teacher told her elementary school class as they walked past my dad, who was in the middle of pumping out their lift station. The pumps had burned up, and my dad and his pump truck were the only things preventing sewage from overflowing. The pumps were on backorder, so my dad ended up babysitting that lift station for about six weeks. In those 6 weeks, my dad made about $36,000, which would have taken that teacher 32 weeks to earn. You might not want to be so quick to judge people, especially if they're out there trying to make an honest living." Cred Min Shree ocolate MURT
CEO at PRAY.COM Visit my website 1d • "Stay in school, or you'll end up like him." + Connect "This is what a teacher told her elementary school class as they walked past my dad, who was in the middle of pumping out their lift station. The pumps had burned up, and my dad and his pump truck were the only things preventing sewage from overflowing. The pumps were on backorder, so my dad ended up babysitting that lift station for about six weeks. In those 6 weeks, my dad made about $36,000, which would have taken that teacher 32 weeks to earn. You might not want to be so quick to judge people, especially if they're out there trying to make an honest living." Cred Min Shree ocolate MURT

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You wish

7:01 Ella Parlor • 2nd Sales, Marketing, Distribution | $1B+ in Revenue | Best-Selling... 18h • Connect I wish our vacation away messages could be more honest: "Currently under construction Prioritizing inner peace & mental health. Apologies for any inconvenience II Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs
7:01 Ella Parlor • 2nd Sales, Marketing, Distribution | $1B+ in Revenue | Best-Selling... 18h • Connect I wish our vacation away messages could be more honest: "Currently under construction Prioritizing inner peace & mental health. Apologies for any inconvenience II Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs

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These people...

Danny Wajcman · 3rd+ Co-Founder & COO at Lucky Orange 1d ... I love the feeling of coming home at the end of a long day at work, being embraced at the door with a big hug by my family, and being told by my one of my daughters "you smell like work.." "Oh you mean grit, determinaton, and creativity?" I respond with pride. "No.. more like boiled fish/ burnt popcorn/ (insert thing you are never supposed to microwave at the office)" says one of my daughters as she goes back to watching TV. Free smells and all, wouldn't trade it for any other set up!
Danny Wajcman · 3rd+ Co-Founder & COO at Lucky Orange 1d ... I love the feeling of coming home at the end of a long day at work, being embraced at the door with a big hug by my family, and being told by my one of my daughters "you smell like work.." "Oh you mean grit, determinaton, and creativity?" I respond with pride. "No.. more like boiled fish/ burnt popcorn/ (insert thing you are never supposed to microwave at the office)" says one of my daughters as she goes back to watching TV. Free smells and all, wouldn't trade it for any other set up!

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Okay buddy

Sonal Dabral: 2nd + Follow Award-winning Creative Consultant/... 5h This is for my younger friends who are just starting out or about to begin their careers. Don't at all worry about working for peanuts as long as you're gaining valuable lessons in a great place. Remember, as long as you stay hungry, even the peanuts with a bit of salt taste amazing. Embrace and enjoy the journey! CC 218 29 comments • 4 reposts d Like Comment Repost Send
Sonal Dabral: 2nd + Follow Award-winning Creative Consultant/... 5h This is for my younger friends who are just starting out or about to begin their careers. Don't at all worry about working for peanuts as long as you're gaining valuable lessons in a great place. Remember, as long as you stay hungry, even the peanuts with a bit of salt taste amazing. Embrace and enjoy the journey! CC 218 29 comments • 4 reposts d Like Comment Repost Send

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